Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=Forth Ryte]Dark Phoenix:

You did an excellent run through of the uselesness and hypocrisy of the annoying Coconut Poke. As soon as he made his first couple of posts, telling others what to do and where to post, I looked back to see who and what he was -- and I'm sure many others did too -- and we all found exactly what you did. Of course I shrugged him off as the village idiot to be ignored but you have a special reason to feel offended. Not only did he come after you (and unecessarily) but he proved the worst of this forum: That the village idiots are obsessively jealous of the most valueable contributors. Witness as well the attacks on the venerable Cooky Jar. I want to add that I was glad to see you return here for a bit and it pained me to see how quickly the lowest of the low went after you and Davey (two top notch contributors). I am saddened to see that he got to you so easily. So in case you don't hear the kudos, many of us out here know who is worth reading and who is worth ignoring ---- and the jury is with you, friend.

-- Forth Ryte[/QUOTE]Originally Posted by Your Mother

Uh, would you two like to get a private room together?

This was posted back in September when Davey thanked me for a favor i did.

I stopped and picked up a WSW named lisa below lehigh around where kerry and jackie usually hang out (I think hardon or something). Well I ended up kicking her out she smelled so bad omg her feet in her shoes stunk. Not to mention her skin looked like crap so after I kicked her out (but she was cute the girl needs a shower bad) after that I circled back around and I seen 3 leo's and one wagon with I think Caity (cj's find) in the back seat at the same location I met lisa. I ended up walking past the leo's car on foot and it looked exactly like her. Well I ended up cruising down kensington near allegany and I ran into Jessica, 25 year old WSW (italian) from lansdale, 5'3", 115 lbs, shoulder length brown hair. She had a pink shirt on and jeans and a large tan purse. It took a few attempts but I got her to come into the car finally. She claimed she only comes down when she needs money weird because she is cute, but I got 1/2 and 1/2 for. 4, but it was so hot I just ended up settling for BBBJ. I asked if I could take pics and she said no (sorry I tried guys), and she wouldn't give me her # but she took mine and said she would call me on Saturday from lansdale (since I live in bethlehem not to far of a drive). I'll see if I can snap some pics then.

Cruised the K on Monday and Wednesday nights. There was a huge LE presence on both nights. Wednesday was probably heavier though.

Monday:

Saw a few WSW's near Venango, but none of them suited me. Saw a few other girls scattered around the K but everytime I tried for the scoop LE was to close.

Wednesday:

Anyway, I saw Sabrina up near the Church's however everytime I circled back she was gone already.

Saw a BSW walking up the K after Venango but she wouldn't stop for anyone. She kept giving the line that I turned her down earlier.

Saw a real hot BSW at the grocery store near the park. She was walking down the street and went into a bar before I could make the scoop.

LE was everywhere. Sometimes 3 cars deep.

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]I think you hit the nail on the head there. It is kind of sad. I've noticed this insecurity before, especially during the brouhaha over his continued references to his sex organ. We all laughed when he came out and publicly declared his exact size...like anybody cares: just stop talking about it and about yourself so much.

And the name changes: Bigtime Monger, Aressex, Dark Phoenix...what's next? Why so insecure?

And the revisions: I copied his latest rant/post at different times; he made wholesale changes to it at least three times! No wonder things are hellish at work: he spends all his time there trying to dream up more lame retorts.

Perhaps it is best he leaves us (again) and returns to his Mommy's basement. This forum is about finding women, not about self-references from insecure men.[/QUOTE]


Hey big man. I'm calling you out in front of everyone on this board. If you're ready to stop hiding behind your computer and talking shit, why don't you meet me face to face and we can see who's the real man and who's the little bit*h. And if the forum is about finding women, post a fucking SW report already.

NAME THE TIME AND PLACE - NEXT WEEKEND - AND I'LL BE THERE TO BEAT YOUR ASS. Sound good to you? I hope so. I look forward to seeing whether you have the courage of your convictions, or just a big mouth and a little dick as you would seem to. No weapons, hand to hand. And don't PM your reply, either. You want a public duel, you got it. If you have the balls, that is.

Hey dark,

Can I video tape it?

I'll put it on youtube or something for forum members to see.

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]Actually, I don't have balls; I have tits. I'm a [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=622519&postcount=13]woman[/url]. You must have been too busy revising your posts to notice.

Perhaps it is best you leave us (again) and return to your mommy's basement. This forum is about finding women, not fighting silly duels.[/QUOTE]


You sure that you are a woman??? Because this post sure makes it seem that, "like most of us here", you are a man!

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]
• Tall Cheyenne1 is a different name than Tall Cheyenne (still a currently working member name), which the previous poster failed to notice. It is certainly not beyond belief that Tall Cheyenne1 is a man, like most of us here. But if Red Dragon is to be believed, that wouldn't make much difference regarding the get-together the previous poster is so eager to have.
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[QUOTE=T Shirt]Originally Posted by Your Mother

Uh, would you two like to get a private room together?

This was posted back in September when Davey thanked me for a favor i did.[/QUOTE]

Hey T Shirt..I shouldn't ask you this as we may be asked to take our
love affair elsewhere again..Lol... But does our friend still come around?

[QUOTE=Davey1965]Hey T Shirt..I shouldn't ask you this as we may be asked to take our love affair elsewhere again..Lol... But does our friend still come around?[/QUOTE]Hey Davey! I haven't talked to you in a while, how are things? Our friend has been a ward of the city for a few months now but might get out around the end of July if things go right. Went for a visit just this week although i don't go there very often. If she does get out I'll be in touch.

T

[QUOTE=Coconut Poke]Dark Phoenix,

Perhaps the time has come for you to leave us (once again) and return to your mommy's basement. This forum is about finding women, not making juvenile attempts to degrade them.[/QUOTE]

Kind of a one trick pony, aren't you? Considering every repetitive annoying post where you remind others what the forum is for, you seem utterly incapable of fulfilling that purpose. Why don't we put it to a vote? Who should go, you or I? And why do you think you have ANY right to dictate who can or can't contribute, or what they can contribute, considering that you contribute NOTHING.

Incidentally, this forum is pretty much about degrading women, schmuck. They aren't being offered CEO positions here.

My offer's still open if you care to stop hiding, you pathetic waste of flesh. Come and get your public beating.

[QUOTE=T Shirt]Hey Davey! I haven't talked to you in a while, how are things? Our friend has been a ward of the city for a few months now but might get out around the end of July if things go right. Went for a visit just this week although i don't go there very often. If she does get out I'll be in touch.

T[/QUOTE]

Things been going pretty good. Great findings on the ave as of late, seems
like the nice weather has been cheering all the girls up. Sorry to hear
she's getting 3 hots and a cot again, well one thing for sure is she'll
look good with some extra pounds when she gets back out.

The heat of last Friday was subsiding and the coolness of the evening beckoned me to Kensington Avenue. Surely at dusk, with the hordes out to spend their weekly earnings, there would be a wide selection of morsels for me to choose from. Well, at least the short, cute, wsws that I prefer.

They were not to be found.

So off to dinner, some wine, and some music. But wait, life is all about "wine, women, and song". I had to go back to get that second component. A slight buzz helped me in this conviction.

No sooner did I return and enter the 7-11 (you know which one) for a 3-pack of LifeStyles, then short curly redheaded Nicole walks in, looking fairly bedraggled. As I go to hug her, she walks right past me right to the ice cream freezer and picks out TWO chocolate ones. Yes, she did acknowledge me, but appeared to be in a stupor. Up to the counter where she fumbled with her change until a gallant person, yours truly, saved her with a couple of bucks.

To make a long story short, we jumped in the car, fended off some junkie she had been with, and headed towards the Carlyle. Nicole really didn't want to go there and suggested the cemetery. (How many of you have gotten your rocks off there? It's kind of cool.) The cops don't go there, she said; yes but people live in a house there who have a telephone, I said.

Then I remembered our last encounter at D______'s [name protected] house on Cornwall Street. Some regulars here may have had the pleasure of using her $10 room, just steps from the Avenue. Nicole calls her "Mom" and she yelled out for her from the front steps. After FIVE minutes Mom finally answered, or rather a slender woman 1/2 her age did. After the lights came on, it turned out to be straight-haired redheaded Nicole, or "Nicky" to my Nicole. I've been with them both, so there was jollity and surprise all around. Only grumpy Mom said she didn't know me. Oh well, she got my $10.

Now for $50 more here's what I got: Nicole stressing about there being no light in the room. Nicole trying to open the Venetian blinds and pulling them to the floor. Nicole opening the connecting door to the room where Nicky was staying, who could now hear us. Nicole almost stepping on one of Mom's three kittens. Nicole spreading her legs and giving me, surprisingly, a pretty good lay. She was moist, she was friendly, albeit a bit incoherent, and she sure didn't rush me.

Well, we began dressing and the telltale sign of someone who's high (on just crack, but not heroin?) appeared: she got on all fours and began picking at the carpet looking for specks of her poison. I had been through that in my car several times with dear departed Angie, so I wasn't going to stick around.

What the hell. I got what I paid for. I bade goodbye to Nicky. Mom said, isn't this a noisy neighborhood, as pre-4th of July firecrackers went off. Or were they gun shots? My car was still there. I smelled terrible, from Nicole's cheap perfume or BO.

And I can't wait for my next adventure into wine, women, and song.

[QUOTE=Light Phoenix]The heat of last Friday was subsiding and the coolness of the evening beckoned me to Kensington Avenue. Surely at dusk, with the hordes out to spend their weekly earnings, there would be a wide selection of morsels for me to choose from. Well, at least the short, cute, wsws that I prefer.

They were not to be found.

So off to dinner, some wine, and some music. But wait, life is all about "wine, women, and song". I had to go back to get that second component. A slight buzz helped me in this conviction.

No sooner did I return and enter the 7-11 (you know which one) for a 3-pack of LifeStyles, then short curly redheaded Nicole walks in, looking fairly bedraggled. As I go to hug her, she walks right past me right to the ice cream freezer and picks out TWO chocolate ones. Yes, she did acknowledge me, but appeared to be in a stupor. Up to the counter where she fumbled with her change until a gallant person, yours truly, saved her with a couple of bucks.

To make a long story short, we jumped in the car, fended off some junkie she had been with, and headed towards the Carlyle. Nicole really didn't want to go there and suggested the cemetery. (How many of you have gotten your rocks off there? It's kind of cool.) The cops don't go there, she said; yes but people live in a house there who have a telephone, I said.

Then I remembered our last encounter at D______'s [name protected] house on Cornwall Street. Some regulars here may have had the pleasure of using her $10 room, just steps from the Avenue. Nicole calls her "Mom" and she yelled out for her from the front steps. After FIVE minutes Mom finally answered, or rather a slender woman 1/2 her age did. After the lights came on, it turned out to be straight-haired redheaded Nicole, or "Nicky" to my Nicole. I've been with them both, so there was jollity and surprise all around. Only grumpy Mom said she didn't know me. Oh well, she got my $10.

Now for $50 more here's what I got: Nicole stressing about there being no light in the room. Nicole trying to open the Venetian blinds and pulling them to the floor. Nicole opening the connecting door to the room where Nicky was staying, who could now hear us. Nicole almost stepping on one of Mom's three kittens. Nicole spreading her legs and giving me, surprisingly, a pretty good lay. She was moist, she was friendly, albeit a bit incoherent, and she sure didn't rush me.

Well, we began dressing and the telltale sign of someone who's high (on just crack, but not heroin?) appeared: she got on all fours and began picking at the carpet looking for specks of her poison. I had been through that in my car several times with dear departed Angie, so I wasn't going to stick around.

What the hell. I got what I paid for. I bade goodbye to Nicky. Mom said, isn't this a noisy neighborhood, as pre-4th of July firecrackers went off. Or were they gun shots? My car was still there. I smelled terrible, from Nicole's cheap perfume or BO.

And I can't wait for my next adventure into wine, women, and song.[/QUOTE]


Great report. Funny I just saw Nicole this evening myself on the ave
after many months. Did she say where she's been? Had a planned
date with another K girl, so I couldn't partake with Nicole, although
I was mighty tempted..

Was on my way out last night about 530 and spotted a car at the underpass on 95 right by the old diamond furniture. I'm sure you are all familiar with the place. Anyway, I saw a guy sitting in the back seat of a minivan. Obviously enjoying himself. The cops rolled up on him and he was taken out of the car. I pulled over to check it out to see if I knew the girl but didn't. They were both standing outside the car and the guy was buttoning up. I had to take off but I'm sure he got in some sort of trouble. Beware of that section. Cops are on to it!

[QUOTE=Kimtoole]Was on my way out last night about 530 and spotted a car at the underpass on 95 right by the old diamond furniture. I'm sure you are all familiar with the place. Anyway, I saw a guy sitting in the back seat of a minivan. Obviously enjoying himself. The cops rolled up on him and he was taken out of the car. I pulled over to check it out to see if I knew the girl but didn't. They were both standing outside the car and the guy was buttoning up. I had to take off but I'm sure he got in some sort of trouble. Beware of that section. Cops are on to it![/QUOTE]Yep, that location is dead as far as mongering goes. Sorry that this poor arrested monger didn't get the memo. Cops have been busting guys there for quite some time. Do not park there.

Every once in awhile somebody on this board decides to mention where they parked. That's a bad idea. Sure LE knows the location of many of our favorite spots but publicizing them only leads to more mongers using that spot which can increase LE heat. The underpass area has been mentioned several times on this board over the years. Don't make it so easy for them, like catching fish in a barrel. Save comments about specific parking spots for PMs or don't talk about it at all.

Just popped by to let those who remember Corrine know that she's back. If anything the DT has improved and as always a great provider and interesting personality.