Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Dave30]but I thought you were a douche for "playing friends" with the chicks. If this is what being a douche gets you... I want to be a douche too[/QUOTE]

Hell, playing friends is my entire strategy... works like a charm, especially about the 5th of the month when their rent is overdue, or the 25th when they run out of food stamps :)

The only downfall is getting the 3am calls for bail or needing a place "just for tonight" because their boyfriend beat them up or roommate threw them out for smoking crack in the bathroom. Thank God for "silent" on the phone ringer.

[QUOTE=West Central]Hell, playing friends is my entire strategy... works like a charm, especially about the 5th of the month when their rent is overdue, or the 25th when they run out of food stamps :)

The only downfall is getting the 3am calls for bail or needing a place "just for tonight" because their boyfriend beat them up or roommate threw them out for smoking crack in the bathroom. Thank God for "silent" on the phone ringer.[/QUOTE]And caller I.D.

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]And caller I.D.[/QUOTE]

Caller ID is great except these girls never have the same number for more than a few months. They're either out of minutes, lost the phone, phone isn't charged, etc. I get calls from pay phones, the phone in the bar or strip club, friends' and family's home and cell phones, and of course the 000-000-0000 of the jail. And every once in a while you'll pick up a crazy one that will call you blocked if you don't answer her the first 17 times. Blackberries are great because they have the auto on/off feature that shuts my phone off at a reasonable hour and turns it back on at another reasonable hour. Oh joyful silence.

I don't even try to call them, ever. Easier to send a text and when they recharge or add funds they'll get it, maybe.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]I have been hanging my hat at PT's recently. I've always avoided PT's because....well, why again? I don't know why, actually. I guess I read on here how stuck up the girls are; how expensive it is; how the girls aren't "real" like the ones you meet at lesser clubs. And all true. But what was never mentioned was how unbelievebly hot....and accessible the girls are. And the others aren't very real either by the way.

I for one am getting tired of sitting in a crowd with some average-looking girl with two kids, stretch marks and man who left her, complaining how broke she is. If I want that, I can drop by my ex-wifes for a visit. So can you probably.

For example, I met a hot number this week who is very young, very cute and very willing to make a friend any way she can. She certainly made an impression on me by taking the bull out with both hands like we were in a private room. Wait, we were! What is often not mentioned is the dances are in private booths, with nice sofas and no cameras. So if you are careful and sly (I am both), your dances can have great mileage with the right girl. Yes, $25 per song, but I got more out of it faster than I do at other clubs.

I met two others, one hotter than the other - both tall, thin, blond, blue eyes and without flaw or freckle that I could find - especially the last one - who showed me unrequited love. Once behind the curtain, the last one had her g-string pulled to one side and I was given access front and back with my mouth, fingers...and cock. She had me unzipped in full view and was working me like a...well, let's see, I'm out of descriptors but you get the idea. When we were done, she had to stuff napkins down her panties to dry off. 6 songs.

Yes, if you compare it to other strip clubs it may be expensive, but the quality of girl and the privacy compares more with escorts - plus order the shrimp cocktail it's excellent, as is the salmon. It's like a date night right there. I brought a beautiful lady friend (non-pro) last week and for 9 songs we did the Cupid Shuffle right in the booth with one of the girls she picked out - my friend first riding me for 3 or 4 songs with the girl assisting, then the two of them in a frenzy with me assisting. That's mileage.

So - who are these girls? I will give names to those I really know on here because I don't want them found out. And I think it helps if you walk in there with a girl like...say, Jillian, then they think you're Mr. Popular and your stock goes up. Relax, that's a joke. YMMV, but I know they were pretty game. PM me for details, I share.[/QUOTE]


Been traveling for a week and not near a computer with access; missed my daily reading! Mr. P, you are the man!! What you accomplish is just shy of amazing. I think I would be happy out with you for sure; I would just tie a rope around your waist, throw you into the club, pull you back out and take what ever can't hold on!!! You sound like a hoot!! What can one say except you're the man!!

[QUOTE=Tonto2037]Been traveling for a week and not near a computer with access; missed my daily reading! Mr. P, you are the man!! What you accomplish is just shy of amazing. I think I would be happy out with you for sure; I would just tie a rope around your waist, throw you into the club, pull you back out and take what ever can't hold on!!! You sound like a hoot!! What can one say except you're the man!![/QUOTE]Why don't you get a room together.

[QUOTE=Tonto2037]...I would just tie a rope around your waist, throw you into the club, pull you back out and take what ever can't hold on!!! You sound like a hoot!![/QUOTE]
First I'm a Douche, now I'm not.
Then I'm NOT a friend, now I am.
Now I'm a Hoot.

If I get a room with him that's fine with me - but I'm bringing Jillian, Misty, Courtney, Brandi and a few strippers along to keep us busy. Hoot!!

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]First I'm a Douche, now I'm not.
Then I'm NOT a friend, now I am.
Now I'm a Hoot.

If I get a room with him that's fine with me - but I'm bringing Jillian, Misty, Courtney, Blaire and a few strippers along. Hoot!![/QUOTE]
I've seen everyone on your list but Courtney (YET). If you can handle that group at the same time, You are my Hero.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]First I'm a Douche, now I'm not.
Then I'm NOT a friend, now I am.
Now I'm a Hoot.

If I get a room with him that's fine with me - but I'm bringing Jillian, Misty, Courtney, Blaire and a few strippers along. Hoot!![/QUOTE]

I am not the watcher that some of my good friends are, but if you can put that exact group in a room together you not only would be a god to me too, I would pay just to sit and watch. You pull that one off and the room you will need isn't at the Sheraton, probably be more like Scottish Rite, or the Coliseum. Besides, better to be a Hoot like you than a coot like me, eh?

[QUOTE=Ilapp]I am not the watcher that some of my good friends are, but if you can put that exact group in a room together you not only would be a god to me too, I would pay just to sit and watch. You pull that one off and the room you will need isn't at the Sheraton, probably be more like Scottish Rite, or the Coliseum. Besides, better to be a Hoot like you than a coot like me, eh?[/QUOTE]As long as we could pixel-ate Mr. P and his trusty sidekick Tonto, and just watch those girls together, I'd pay the price of admission. And I think the extra sparks would be pretty interesting too, but then again. You know I'm not a watcher, besides, he's out of town.

Having the rare situation of time on my hands this week, I decided to check out the club scene last night (Monday) and headed for my favorite, Brad’s Brass Flamingo. The crowd was very light, but the quality of ladies and their availability to chat and dance was very good. I encountered a couple of ladies who, I would have to believe, have been encountered by some of you who are more frequent visitors to the club scene. One was named Wendy. The other’s name I forget, but she looked, spoke and behaved like an early 20’s version of IndyBridgette, who many of us know well. Wendy is very well formed, cute in the face and I would say, the very personification of sex appeal. They came to my table as a twosome and proceeded to unbutton my shirt and unbuckle my belt while putting a hard sell on a thirty minute experience for 200 in the VIP. I told them that for that kind of money we’d have to get together in a place more private that Brad’s VIP. We did go to the lap dancing area where the show was more light tease and talk of what was available if I would upgrade to the VIP, but fun anyway. No phone numbers were exchanged, but maybe on the next visit. For lap dance fun, I recommend some time with the short, busty, aptly named Asia. She used every part of her body to stimulate my most sensitive area through my dockers. She might have brought me all the way to the finish line if she hadn’t been called to the stage after 2 songs.

So, do any of you know any more about Wendy and her friend? Anybody get more than a tease from them?

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]First I'm a Douche, now I'm not.
Then I'm NOT a friend, now I am.
Now I'm a Hoot.

If I get a room with him that's fine with me - but I'm bringing Jillian, Misty, Courtney, Brandi and a few strippers along to keep us busy. Hoot!![/QUOTE]


I said you were the man! I have heard that quads are fun to ride but you have definitely given new meaning to that term!!

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]Yes, you can be one too! Friends, then?[/QUOTE]


Only if you give me a tug under the table after I strike out.

[QUOTE=Scup1958]So, do any of you know any more about Wendy and her friend? Anybody get more than a tease from them?[/QUOTE]

Nice to hear from you again Scup. I have to plead ignorance in regards to Wendy, and I have to admit the last time I was in there after a few month absence I barely recognized more than a few ladies. It's amazing the turn around in these places.

So I had some time to myself this weekend and went out strip club hopping.

Found a new favorite club for Indy. Also found, by accident a stripclub in Crawfordsville up I-74 at exit (34?). (Who even knew Crawfordsville had a strip club?.) I was going to check room rates at the motel six and right next door- I see a girls girls girls sign.

So, after I left Crawfordsville, (without visiting the strip club), I headed back towards Indy. I gave into temptation and curiousity and drove over to 38th st.

After cruising up the road a ways I finally the two clubs on that road.

First, Babes (west?) is back in business. It was the first place I stopped at on the road. Very easy to see from 38 st. It was going with several cars. I went in to check what the cover was and peek at some dancers. Didn't see but three girls there, and club had a krunky ghetto feel to it. I didn't pay the cover and left, kept on driving until I saw another sign.

I finally found the club that I'd heard some good stuff about, CLUB Rio.

Club Rio is sort of an understated and hard to find little club. I drove past it the first time down the street. When I came back up and got inside. I was pleasantly surprised by the place. There was a very nice variety of dancers.

A couple of thick girls, several skinny youngish girls, and a couple of mature ladies. Nice layout with two stages and girls dancing at each stage. I made the acquaintance of cute skinny blonde named Kelly.

Kelly was cute and very friendly, said she worked a couple of the east side clubs recently. I decided to get a dance from her. There was another nice blonde there named Elle, and a couple of cute brunettes whose names I can't remember.

Definitely a new favorite club for me in Indy. I'd visit it again!

[QUOTE=Dave30]Only if you give me a tug under the table after I strike out.[/QUOTE]


That was a joke y'all... Didn't mean to kill the conversation.