"Do you want to position yourself?"
Several months ago, I was at PT's Sports Cabaret in Sauget. While I was seated in the booth, and just before she started the lap dances, the lady asked me, "Do you want to position yourself?" What do you think she meant by that? Unzip, I hope? Or whip it out? Or maybe, she meant I could stick my hand inside my under-shorts? I really don't know. I was already seated in the chair when she asked me [color=brown]"Do you want to position yourself..."[/color]
Another time at Hustler, during the bed dances (when Hustler still had beds last year), the dancer basically said I could touch myself anywhere I wanted, which I took to mean I could stick my hand inside my Fruit-Of-The-Loom and massage myself while she was on top of me and rubbing herself all over me during the bed dance, but I didn't enter my Fruit-Of-The-Loom {chuckle}.
Anyway, what do you suppose the lady at PT's Sauget meant when she said, "Do you want to position yourself?" - Rosco