The more things change, the more things stay the same...
I went to go see Amber Skye who posts on backpage and craigslist, after getting in touch with her she advertises $$ for the hour and you have to ask if theres an half hour price which is 150. (Something I have found out, if a girl only advertises for an hour and you have to ask for anything short of that, dont even bothing asking and just hang up) After meeting up with her and seeing her, she does look like the girl in the picture except shes a little fatter which always happens to be the case. She says it is from just having a baby which i can belive because she still looked pretty good or I would have just walked out of there.
After we get started her oral skills were pretty good but after moving on to the main course she started complaining that her pussy hurt after 2 min but said that if I paid her 50 more bucks she would "feel better". I was about to flip and take my money and leave but her friend(which i forgot to mention earlier in the post was in the room) looked like she was about to whip out a tazer if I did anything so I played it cool. She then blew me for another 5 min before her "mouth started to hurt". At that point she just started jerking me off, at this point I was so pissed I just said its fine, gl getting more business and left.
I shouldve heeded pk's warning because all these girls role together but unfortunatlly all other providers werent available and the little head took over the big head. These girls are from vegas but there making there rounds. She said there leaving to go down to long island soon but that theyll prob come back after that. I will not repeat and I strongly do not recommend, Unfortunatly these girls keep making alot of money here or they wouldnt come back but hopefully this review keeps them from making a little extra then they normally would.
Michelle 347 in albany....
I met with Michelle today at a downtown Albany incall. It was not a good experience for me. Which is too bad really, because in her pictures she looked attractive and has my preferred body type.
Usual 2 call system. I called to tell her I was outside and she gave me directions to her hotel and the room number. When I repeated the number she flips out…yelling at me “don’t say it out loud”…I told her I was alone in my car and nobody could hear me…she says “well I HOPE SO!!” Anyway, I proceed to her hotel, which was about 2 blocks away from where I was told to park. So I have to walk uphill to her hotel in 85 degree weather, through the lobby and up to her room on the 15th floor. When I arrive she berates me for being late…I was 5 mins late when I called her and it took me another 10 to get to her room…Sorry, but downtown Albany is not the best parking situation, if she had told me her hotel in the first place I could have parked in the hotel parking garage.
So we make the deal and as soon as the $$ is put away the list of ‘donts” comes out. Not a problem….before we begin I ask her if its ok to use some ‘poppers’(amyl nitrates) during our time together? She is unfamiliar but agreed. She starts some hj and the maid knocks on the door, she stops and yells at the maid for disturbing the “do not disturb sign”. Begins a 5 min tyrade about the maid…blah blah blah… She begins hj again and has me at the half chub and puts the condom on…still blathering about the maid she begins to blow me for maybe 2 mins, when I’m good and hard she climbs on and begins riding my cock. I hit some poppers and she starts bitching about the smell, climbs off and begins barking at me about using ‘drugs” in front of her and how I’m just ‘using her”…blah blah… \\
I told her no problem I’ll put them away…she keeps bitchin and bitching…starts jerking me….starts talking about my time, you better get hard and finish, you only have 12 mins left….you were late…bitching the whole time. Now, I’ve lost my hard on because she sounds like my ex wife fucking nagging me to death…The phone keeps ringing, “great, lost a regular customer because of you!” you better come soon …only 6mins left….
Finally I said enough and cleaned up and got the fuck out. I’m sorry but that was just another reason I’m tired of the bullshit escort scene. Nobody is professional anymore. They get your cash and start upselling or jerk you for 2 mins and start with the are you gonna come baby…your times almost up…
Sorry folks, but I would not recommend or repeat. 1.5 for 30mins or 16.5mins by her watch. She has a saggy ass and small saggy breasts...not nearly as tight as she looks in her pics.
Peace
PK
Aso, wondering what the consensus is on the whole poppers thing? anyone else do this from time to time?
PK
Jasmine Massage on Central
I had been here once before a long, long time ago. Sadly, not much has changed.
Door fee was. 75. Which kinda gave me some hope that there was going to be a party waiting for me in the back. Took off my shoes by the front door, paid mamasan and was led to the back by what is quite possibly the ugliest Asian MP worker on the North American continent.
No problem, I can still deal with this. The possibility of getting some Asian FS kept pushing me on. In the back she leaves, I disrob and grab a towel. When she comes back, she throws another towel on me. I am now bundled all snug and tight in a quilt. At this point I realize I will be getting fucked, just not how I want it to be done.
My Yoda looking provider starts giving a massage. It's ok, but I'm starting to break out a sweat underneath of all the towels. I ask if it would be possible to remove a few towels, she responds in Engrish, of which I could not understand, and keeps trucking along.
On the flip, she takes off the towel. For a second there was a glimmer of hope, but she skirted around the only area that I actually wanted massaged. She then finished with the massage and offered HJ for. 40 more, or massage was over. I got up and started to get dressed. She asked for a tip. I told her this was the worst AMP I ever had been to, and left.
I was hoping that things might have improved since I went there last. I was very disappointed. By far this is the worst AMP I have ever been to.
I will not repeat, never recomend or ever speak it's name again. This AMP is dead to me. Fuckers.
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Julie at Backpage - Any Info?
For the last few weeks a girl calling herself Julie has been posting at Backpage. Cute looking (see photo). I called her up and she said $$ for an outcall (Troy area) hour of fun --- but would not be more specific, which is understandable. I asked her if the photo was actually her and she said yes. I did not make a date, but, if that's really her, would like to. Has anyone here spent time with her? Any additional information will help me decide which side of the fence to climb down. Thank you.
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Julie at Backpage - Any Info?
[QUOTE=Culpable]For the last few weeks a girl calling herself Julie has been posting at Backpage. Cute looking (see photo). I called her up and she said $$ for an outcall (Troy area) hour of fun --- but would not be more specific, which is understandable. I asked her if the photo was actually her and she said yes. I did not make a date, but, if that's really her, would like to. Has anyone here spent time with her? Any additional information will help me decide which side of the fence to climb down. Thank you.
[url]http://albany.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/d-efiniti-on-of-sexx-xy-21/4237265[/url][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MyHobby]The picture is a fake. its been running on craigsllist all over the country for the last 6 months.[/QUOTE]
Mr. Culpable, go to [url]http://www.TinEye.com[/url] and enter the URL of her pic in the panel on the right and see for yourself.
The URL is [url]http://imagese.backpage.com/centralimages/alb/36/362391bce383dc35fd93b65598e0fe75--1--pic2jpg--medium.jpg[/url]