The Prickyard

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2997827]The guy, let's call him Erwin, showed up and walked in and said, "I am working with LE. I am going to go back to the parking lot where they are and tell them I knocked and nobody answered. Take your ad off of backpage, don't look out the window or leave for 2 hours. " All of this took about 3 minutes. He was verified, real phone number, real name, real workplace but was a new customer to this provider. He tried calling back later probably looking for a freebie for his help. The call was never taken by the provider.

The warning will go out to all local providers. His info will be distributed. It's assholes like him that hurt the business for all of us.[/QUOTE]Very strange strategy and / or sense of humor that asshole has. Sheesh.

I once met a guy with microcephaly, and I asked him was it causes by the Zika virus. And he said no.

He told me that he was charting a deserted island, and came across a mermaid who was stuck on the rocks. After carrying her back to the waters edge, she granted him one wish.

"I'd like to have sex with you" he said, but she could not because of her fish like lower extremities.

"Anything else you'd like?" she asked.

He then said, "How about just giving me a little head?

And now you know the rest of the story. Peace and chicken grease.

[QUOTE=InFarmer81;3005906]Visited a few days ago. Massage by Grace was okay at best. Nearing the end she asks "you want more massage?" I said you could do my arms. I had my mind made up that I would not pay this chick for anything extra. I've read so many rave reviews about this chick, but I can't figure out why. She was confused about me suggesting my arms. She pulled her top down and said: I finish you and you can touch these for 1. I thought this ***** is crazy. I paid 70 for a massage and now she wants me to give a bill to look at tits and get a HJ. No thanks I said not why I'm here. Seriously. 170. I really think I could get a lot more with a more attractive woman for slightly more. Like Erica on BP for instance. Ok. Done with my rant. Have a good day.[/QUOTE]Now that you've finished with your rant, I'll start mine.

It's great that you decided to post, reviews are what we need and it's good to know that SoHo isn't always getting raves. Keep posting, keep reviewing and someday you'll get the official monger decoder ring.

But. There's always a but.

You posted in the Escort Reviews section. Last time I checked, SoHo was an AMP. AMP reviews belong on the Massage Parlor Reviews thread. That way, someone searching for information about massage parlors can find your review, and someone looking for an escort isn't scratching their head and saying "for fucks sake, why is an AMP review in the escort section?

Also, if Erica from BP is so great that while at an AMP known for a full menu and crappy massage, which you apparently went to wanting no service and a great massage, she comes to mind, why haven't you written a review of her (in the Back Page Advertisers Reviews thread)?

The Indy AMP scene is lacking. Many places, with ads that practically scream "we give hand jobs" offer nothing. Others you have to worry that grandma is going to break a hip. If a place does offer a better menu and better service, they either get overrun with customers and the service goes to hell, or they suddenly decide they deserve top shelf escort rates for bottom of the barrel service.

Find the place that works for you and repeat. I've found that multiple visits, if the first visit was good, improve the service and the menu. Write your reviews, but keep them under control. You don't want every newbie running there and ruining the place.

Now my rant is over.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;3006804]Now that you've finished with your rant, I'll start mine.

It's great that you decided to post, reviews are what we need and it's good to know that SoHo isn't always getting raves. Keep posting, keep reviewing and someday you'll get the official monger decoder ring.

But. There's always a but.

You posted in the Escort Reviews section. Last time I checked, SoHo was an AMP. AMP reviews belong on the Massage Parlor Reviews thread. That way, someone searching for information about massage parlors can find your review, and someone looking for an escort isn't scratching their head and saying "for fucks sake, why is an AMP review in the escort section?

Also, if Erica from BP is so great that while at an AMP known for a full menu and crappy massage, which you apparently went to wanting no service and a great massage, she comes to mind, why haven't you written a review of her (in the Back Page Advertisers Reviews thread)?

The Indy AMP scene is lacking. Many places, with ads that practically scream "we give hand jobs" offer nothing. Others you have to worry that grandma is going to break a hip. If a place does offer a better menu and better service, they either get overrun with customers and the service goes to hell, or they suddenly decide they deserve top shelf escort rates for bottom of the barrel service.

Find the place that works for you and repeat. I've found that multiple visits, if the first visit was good, improve the service and the menu. Write your reviews, but keep them under control. You don't want every newbie running there and ruining the place.

Now my rant is over.[/QUOTE]How will InFarmer81 know to look here for your post?

Get a clue, there's a certain Laffy utr that doesn't want to be mentioned on the forums. She's not happy with me for ever mentioning her either. Her wishes have nothing to do with me, it has to do with her real life situation.

I doubt she will see me again due to my post about her. You started a domino effect in the Lafayette BP section, I wish the post would stop, even though she may be done with me, doesn't mean I want her to have real life drama.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2998530]I once met a guy with microcephaly, and I asked him was it causes by the Zika virus. And he said no.

He told me that he was charting a deserted island, and came across a mermaid who was stuck on the rocks. After carrying her back to the waters edge, she granted him one wish.

"I'd like to have sex with you" he said, but she could not because of her fish like lower extremities.

"Anything else you'd like?" she asked.

He then said, "How about just giving me a little head?

And now you know the rest of the story. Peace and chicken grease.[/QUOTE]A guy and his wife went to an antique shop looking for a mirror to put on the back of their bedroom door. They found a nice one that looked like it would fit perfectly. They asked the owner "How much? He told them that it was a special mirror and that it would grant any wish phrased in the old classic "Mirror, mirror" rhyme, and because of this, it was $2000. The couple didn't believe him, so he demonstrated "Mirror, mirror, in my shop, give my counter a brand new granite top. " ZAP! The old worn wooden countertop disappeared and was replaced with a sleek granite one.

The couple was convinced and bought the mirror. On the way out the door, the owner said "Hey be careful what you wish for. That damned mirror has a shitty sense of humor some times, that's why I didn't like to use it!" They ignored him, and all the way home, they did not speak as they considered what each would ask for.

The wife, as soon as they brought it in and mounted it on the door, stepped up and proclaimed loudly "Mirror, mirror, on the bedroom door, make my tits a perfect 44!" ZAP! The wife became incredibly busty and they looked great!

The husband, not to be outdone, stood in front of the mirror and said "Mirror, mirror on the bedroom door, make my dick touch the floor!" ZAP! His legs disappeared.

Stormrider
Thank you, I'll be here all week....

First of all I would like to know 1.) How her boyfriend found out she was working? 2.) How she found out stuff is being posted on this site. Because without her or her boyfriend being on this site, there is no way anyone finds this stuff out unless there's a rat in the system. She said she was wanting more clients and asked me to reach out and help her. Never said anything about not posting on this site and I didn't post anything derogatory about her so I'm sorry. Last time I checked this board is to share and share alike and give guys trusted info to help them find the rare gems in Indiana that will let them have fun. Hell did I want to share her, hell no, but if more guys see her and she makes a damn good living doing what she likes to do, then they might just happen to stay in the game a little longer than not. Sorry your butt hurt over the situation. I didn't do anything I haven't done with any other girl I have met through this board and I won't stop now. Have a great day and happy Hunting, that's my two cents for what it's worth.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3008258]Get a clue, there's a certain Laffy utr that doesn't want to be mentioned on the forums. She's not happy with me for ever mentioning her either. Her wishes have nothing to do with me, it has to do with her real life situation.

I doubt she will see me again due to my post about her. You started a domino effect in the Lafayette BP section, I wish the post would stop, even though she may be done with me, doesn't mean I want her to have real life drama.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stormrider;3009252]A guy and his wife went to an antique shop looking for a mirror to put on the back of their bedroom door. They found a nice one that looked like it would fit perfectly. They asked the owner "How much? He told them that it was a special mirror and that it would grant any wish phrased in the old classic "Mirror, mirror" rhyme, and because of this, it was $2000. The couple didn't believe him, so he demonstrated "Mirror, mirror, in my shop, give my counter a brand new granite top. " ZAP! The old worn wooden countertop disappeared and was replaced with a sleek granite one.

The couple was convinced and bought the mirror. On the way out the door, the owner said "Hey be careful what you wish for. That damned mirror has a shitty sense of humor some times, that's why I didn't like to use it!" They ignored him, and all the way home, they did not speak as they considered what each would ask for.

The wife, as soon as they brought it in and mounted it on the door, stepped up and proclaimed loudly "Mirror, mirror, on the bedroom door, make my tits a perfect 44!" ZAP! The wife became incredibly busty and they looked great!

The husband, not to be outdone, stood in front of the mirror and said "Mirror, mirror on the bedroom door, make my dick touch the floor!" ZAP! His legs disappeared.

Stormrider
Thank you, I'll be here all week....[/QUOTE]I wonder what his name was?

Ben Dover? Neil, perhaps?

If the same thing happened to his wife, would he call her Cuntswaylow?

Think of all the money he'll save not having to buy pants anymore. Although a day at Kings island is going to suck for him. Can't ride this, can't ride this.

I bet going to the bathroom is going to be a drag.

He could take Viagra, then his wife could spin him around like a dreidel. It would be funny until he started to slow down, then his life would just go on a downward spiral. Whenever he gets drunk you could say he's cocked and loaded.

Maybe he can sue the mirror, though I bet he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Well, Cowboy Bob and Janie is on. Got to run! (At least I still can!

[QUOTE=Farmerdawg;3009418]First of all I would like to know 1.) How her boyfriend found out she was working? 2.) How she found out stuff is being posted on this site. Because without her or her boyfriend being on this site, there is no way anyone finds this stuff out unless there's a rat in the system. She said she was wanting more clients and asked me to reach out and help her. Never said anything about not posting on this site and I didn't post anything derogatory about her so I'm sorry. Last time I checked this board is to share and share alike and give guys trusted info to help them find the rare gems in Indiana that will let them have fun. Hell did I want to share her, hell no, but if more guys see her and she makes a damn good living doing what she likes to do, then they might just happen to stay in the game a little longer than not. Sorry your butt hurt over the situation. I didn't do anything I haven't done with any other girl I have met through this board and I won't stop now. Have a great day and happy Hunting, that's my two cents for what it's worth.[/QUOTE]I was just relaying messages, the position completely changed in 24 hour period. I'm not butt hurt over anything. I'm caring and compassionate to all. Sometimes I get drawn into the drama too much. I'd be happy to share the messages with you, if you give me a way.

Sounds good, sorry about my rant, all good here.

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3009598]I was just relaying messages, the position completely changed in 24 hour period. I'm not butt hurt over anything. I'm caring and compassionate to all. Sometimes I get drawn into the drama too much. I'd be happy to share the messages with you, if you give me a way.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob0324;3009598]I was just relaying messages, the position completely changed in 24 hour period. I'm not butt hurt over anything. I'm caring and compassionate to all. Sometimes I get drawn into the drama too much. I'd be happy to share the messages with you, if you give me a way.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Farmerdawg;3010851]Sounds good, sorry about my rant, all good here.[/QUOTE]You both need to buy each other a beer and compare text messages. Just for each others info I can vouch for both of you. Bob, he is safe. Farmerdawg, he is a pervert! But then again so am I!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3010858]You both need to buy each other a beer and compare text messages. Just for each others info I can vouch for both of you. Bob, he is safe. Farmerdawg, he is a pervert! But then again so am I![/QUOTE]I think Farmerdawg has the belief that I'm fixated with Danni in particular, which is understandable because he doesn't know me other than reading my post about Danni. I like Danni a lot, however; she is just one of over 20 ladies just in the past few months that I like a lot. Danni for some reason has opened communications with me more than she's willing to do with most, and she makes herself available to me more than she seems willing to do with most, which is both good and bad for me depending on her timing.

I appreciate all the ladies that play for pay, it's my preferred outlet. I am caring and compassionate to them and try to please even if it doesn't make sense. Like I've said, I was just relaying messages.

Thanks for the compliment FF, this board has made me the man who I am today and I'm not ashamed.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;3010858]You both need to buy each other a beer and compare text messages. Just for each others info I can vouch for both of you. Bob, he is safe. Farmerdawg, he is a pervert! But then again so am I![/QUOTE]

Since there doesn't seem to be any skirmishes right now in the Prickyard I have a question. Up here in no-man's land there seems to be an influx of bogus BP ads that require research. Can anyone suggest a good site to do reverse number searches? I don't even care if I have to pay a fee as long as it produces decent results.

Incase I'm only allowed on this site if I'm arguing or starting one; Hey Freckle Freak my friend, Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

[QUOTE=Bobup;3011297]Since there doesn't seem to be any skirmishes right now in the Prickyard I have a question. Up here in no-man's land there seems to be an influx of bogus BP ads that require research. Can anyone suggest a good site to do reverse number searches? I don't even care if I have to pay a fee as long as it produces decent results.

Incase I'm only allowed on this site if I'm arguing or starting one; Hey Freckle Freak my friend, Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.[/QUOTE]I didn't know they HAD indoor plumbing up there where you're at. I'm surprised you guys are familiar with it. Aren't all the schools one room, and you do your assignments with chalk, on your own piece of slate?