Escort Reviews

Had forgotten how good and entertaining your reviews are. Was wondering what had happened to you. Glad to read you're still a-mongering!

-JLZ.

[QUOTE=KenwoodJack;2955102][B] This review is just one man's opinion. I am a jaded, old (late 60's), fat guy - basically a misanthropic cur (just a regular monger). All my reviews should be read with this in mind.[/B]

I recently moved to Columbus from Cincinnati. USASG rules in Cincinnati! No fewer than 35 different ladies advertise daily. Cincinnati is blessed with a virtual plethora of quality providers. I am reviewing the providers here based upon the Cincinnati market. Market prices of providers in Columbus seem somewhat higher than in Cincinnati. If I am being unfair, please let me know. I have seen a half-dozen providers in Columbus. I am ready to start reviewing.

[B]RiRi[/B] or Ria (I will refer to her as RiRi because our search engine here does not work with fewer than 4 letters in the search line).

General area of town: Northern Columbus near I-270 and I-71.

How did I find her: Indy site xxx-896-5636 - PM Kenwood Jack for her Columbus area code.

She looks like her pictures, a 39 year old blonde woman with a nice build, pretty nice boobs, and a pretty face. Setup was easy, just a few texts and one phone call! Not 40 texts and a runaround like some. I can't and won't play that game!

REFERENCES ARE NEEDED.

Incall was a reasonably clean apartment in what seemed to be a safe neighborhood. I am new here and don't really know how safe or not the area was, but it seemed safe (The area was commercial-residential). [B]Incall was much better than any hotel.[/B].

Just out of the shower clean, she had on no perfume as I had requested. A faint, very faint, odor of smoke had permeated the room.

Menu: BBBJ, GFE, dfk, lfk, DATY, and a bunch of other letters including CFS and MSOG). No Greek, No BBFS. She is very open to suggestions, although most of her preferences are somewhat vanilla.

Today's experience: BBBJCIM.

Overall pros: BBBJCIM offered, good skills (took direction well), super attitude (I am old and don't just pop easily, and she did not complain, nor grow tired). Overall value was good.

Now. On to the important question:

[B]Did we "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)?[/B] NO! NO!! NO! Clean sheets, baby!

I kept my new 50" x 60" throw in my ever present black garbage bag.



Cost: Market Price.

Overall value: good.

Addendum:

[B]Zero factor: (What are good reasons to see this provider again that are not sex-related?)[/B]

RiRi rates high on the zero factor:

1. Number of times RiRi failed to answer her phone (or she failed to call me back right away when I wanted a call-back). ZERO.
2. Numbers of times RiRi asked me to pick up something for her. ZERO.
3. Number of times RiRi's phone rang during an appointment. ONE. She then turned off her phone without answering it.
4. Number of unsolicited texts sent by RiRi. ZERO.
5. Number of times RiRi was late. ZERO.
6. Number of times I feared for my safety in any way. ZERO.
7. Number of times I saw her handler (I don't think she has one). ZERO.
8. Number of times RiRi bitched and moaned about her personal life. ZERO.
9. Number of times I was treated to any drama. Zero.


[B][u]P.S. I have certain fetish requests ... I was so comfortable with RiRi that I expressed some fantasy wishes ... She was more than eager to please me doing sex things that she had never tried before.[/u][/B]

Would I repeat? For sure!

Would I recommend? Tell her you are a friend of Kenwood Jack. It will help her feel more comfortable and you will get special treatment. [b][red]Any questions at all? PM Kenwood Jack.[/red][/b] I will answer all queries from those here who contribute.

Attitude: 9.

Skill: 7.

Understanding of time: 10 She was on time and did not rush in any way.

Performance: 8.

Spidey sense-o-meter: 1 (for the tiny smoke smell)

Comfortability level: 8.

Chemistry: 3. Any chemistry above 2 is great for me. Who really has chemistry with an old, fat guy?

Personality: Any score here would be unfair to RiRi. While I was very aware of her cock-sucking skills, these aforesaid skills kept my mind foggy.

Wow factor - 0 Seldom is there any score at all on the Wow factor.

Personality: Any score here would be unfair to RiRi. While I was very aware of her cock-sucking skills, such aforementioned skills kept me from noticing much else.

Zero factor - 0.1 This is an exceptional score.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;2952266]Hi Cincinnati. Covington KY, Visiting Tuesday, June 14th.

I am a Senior USASG member out of and. VA and the Naples area. I am doing some research for a trip to your city and will be staying in Covington, KY on 5th Street. I have no idea of the layout your city but I would like some suggestions and directions.

I have reached out to some advertisers (that might also read this) on USA Adult Classified, but I have found in the past, referrals from trusted seniors are a great resource and help.

ME: I am a little unusual and appreciate a nice woman, her smile, her connect, her feel, and like to please and make them happy and share fun. I guess the biggest sex organ for me is between the ears. I guess you could call me romantic and definitely not a wham, bam and out of there guy. I like a sexy type that enjoys to be sexy. Probably 5-10" max and not chunky or heavy at all, and with nice toned skin. A body to be worshiped! Unfortunately, I have a rule of not exchanging any fluids, which really hurts getting into it, so the mind and the smile and the chemistry is very important. As I said, I am unusual.

Please let me know by return PM since TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE, if you have any ideas and suggestions for any good fits. Any details, digits, descriptions and prices would be very helpful. It is hard to get away so this occasion is important to me.

Thank you Cincinnati.

Happy Guy 2.[/QUOTE]Thank you Cincinnati. You guys and you gals are the greatest. I guess the central US is just a little nicer than the East! Quality of ideas and suggestions and the ladies seem to be something special and value seems to be great. You all are very lucky.

Best to all and the next visit.

Happy Guy 2.

[QUOTE=Inndy]
Grace is reliable and talented. Plan in advanced.

I know she has issues in the past but everyone can only assume why unless she told you, but now back on top of her game if you want reliable Sexy Sassy is your girl. She will not let you down and she makes the accommodations work what ever it takes, she is the best Cincy has to offer, never left me hanging or uninformed.


GM on the other hand[/QUOTE]Everyone seems to agree that Grace is a great provider, but I strongly recommend you [B]always[/B] have a backup plan if you schedule with her.

[QUOTE=RogerOver;2960275]Everyone seems to agree that Grace is a great provider, but I strongly recommend you [B]always[/B] have a backup plan if you schedule with her.[/QUOTE]I think you have it backwards. Sass, although a fun time, is NOTORIOUS FOR being a cricket. No where near comparable to Grace.

I'm 1 for 3 with Sass because she went silent.

3 for 3 with Grace. As always. YMMV.

Hey what's up went and seen Colerain Kim recently very sexy very sweet lady had a good time didn't last as long as I wanted she has a very tight pussy very cool down-to-earth not on any games I would recommend the only thing that I didn't like it she said she was fresh out of the shower but she kind of smelled like she was fresh from having sex with somebody else which no problem you know it's all good but please clean yourself up next time.

[QUOTE=TheGardener1;2960439]I think you have it backwards. Sass, although a fun time, is NOTORIOUS FOR being a cricket. No where near comparable to Grace.

I'm 1 for 3 with Sass because she went silent.

3 for 3 with Grace. As always. YMMV.[/QUOTE]It is reversed for me. Not 1 for 3 with Grace, but she's ghosted me on the play-date and Sass hasn't. At any rate, did a search and it looks like I'm not the only one this has happened to, so they are all YMMV.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?11470-USA-Adult-Classified-Advertiser-Reviews&p=2859995&viewfull=1#post2859995[/URL]

I think she's a great time, but I was just saying I wouldn't put all my eggs in that basket like I would with say, Sinful Ally.

[QUOTE=TheGardener1;2960439]I think you have it backwards. Sass, although a fun time, is NOTORIOUS FOR being a cricket. No where near comparable to Grace.

I'm 1 for 3 with Sass because she went silent.

3 for 3 with Grace. As always. YMMV.[/QUOTE]Though I haven't partaken Sass, I agree with TheGardener. Grace has always kept good communication. She is sometimes a little late but she keeps her appts. Stay safe.

Kngiht.

Saw ad for white bikini beach shots. On a couple sites.

Goes by Alexis. Looked up Intel on# weird happened. She came up. Jocelyn came up w her own # and another girl (bad pics) came up with her own number.

I'm missing something.

Thanks for any info.

Lambert.

At one time yes! The last couple months? No baby!! I'm aleays a phone call away these days and plan to keep it that way!

Oxoxo.

[QUOTE=TheGardener1;2960439]I think you have it backwards. Sass, although a fun time, is NOTORIOUS FOR being a cricket. No where near comparable to Grace.

I'm 1 for 3 with Sass because she went silent.

3 for 3 with Grace. As always. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

Anyone have any info on Bella 32 to 37 5 6 to 58, med blond hair, pierceing above her right lip. Pm info please.

[QUOTE=Lambert75;2960967]Saw ad for white bikini beach shots. On a couple sites.

Goes by Alexis. Looked up Intel on# weird happened. She came up. Jocelyn came up w her own # and another girl (bad pics) came up with her own number.

I'm missing something.

Thanks for any info.

Lambert.[/QUOTE]You're missing information. To give the board who want to help you. A link to the ad would be nice. Photos, phone numbers, etc. Did you really expect people to dig for information that you could already have provided, just to dig some more, again, for you? Help us help you.

Anyone had experience with nacarla on SA?

[QUOTE=TheGardener1;2960439]I think you have it backwards. Sass, although a fun time, is NOTORIOUS FOR being a cricket. No where near comparable to Grace.

I'm 1 for 3 with Sass because she went silent.

3 for 3 with Grace. As always. YMMV.[/QUOTE]3 for 3 sass.

2 for 2 grace.

Heck, I get stood up sporadically.

At least with these two when you connect you leave totally satisfied and trying to recover from the workout.

[URL]http://www.eros.com/ohio/files/708982.htm?sf=15&pid=3859&sid=20&loc=39[/URL]

I spent an hour with this beauty the other morning. Tight toned and great gee. I'd definitely recommend and would repeat next time she is in town.

[URL]http://www.flawlessescorts.com/model-detail/?id=63[/URL]

Spent an hr with this lady last week. Flawless as usual is very easy to deal with. Anya was a really nice girl but to skinny for me. I could see every one of her ribs.