Get something more than water
I went to Pink Pony last night, first strip club visit since I moved to Atlanta. I don't drink alcohol and I don't drink soda, so the only thing I could order was the $6 bottle of water. I sat down near the stage and got my water from a very lovely waitress, and then proceeded to watch the stage and the dancers. I would tip $5 to $10 per dancer on stage and then sit and wait. Wait I did, not a single girl approached me for an hour as I drank my bottle of water. I then decided to move to a different location. Maybe I was not in a high traffic area. I found a spot on the bench with a small table in a very high traffic area and ordered another bottle of water. Another 30 minutes pass and a lot of dancers walk by me but not a single one stops. Finally I ask the waitress who has been very lovely, do I look like I am poor, am I just incredibly ugly, or is it because I am drinking water. She said it is definitely the water, when they see someone drinking just water the girls usually just walk by. I thanked her, gave her a nice tip and proceeded to leave. Next time I will have to order a beer have them dump half of it out and then order a water.