Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HungaryMan;6587263]Just to be clear, you got no HE from Hana?[/QUOTE]Was on the table and I was not in mood for that.

Anyone know of any good places that don't advertise massage or focus on it, but can be had? Like hair braiding salons or nail places. Once in the outskirts of Vegas I got a massage in the back of a hair salon. It was awesome and the ending was good. I have a few I can trade for around here.

[QUOTE=CrustNuts;6588266]I had her yesterday.[/QUOTE]What's on her menu these days? How about the other workers?

[QUOTE=Ts1976;6586214]Recently had a dream at Master Massage in Troy. It's a small AMP located in a strip mall on Rochester Road, just north of Big Beaver. Couldn't find any recent reviews, so I decided to TOFTT. My dream turned out to be more of a nightmare.

Was greeted by on old (60+), thick Chinese grandma with a sour attitude, dressed in house slippers and a housecoat. She spoke very little English. She was the definition of fugly. A real boner killer. Her massage was pathetic. Uncomfortable and boring. And there was no hint of any extras whatsoever (not that I wanted any extras from her). She was the only one working and the massage was interrupted a couple of times while she answered the phone. Found myself regretting my decision to try this place. Not sure how this place stays in business. Save your money and go elsewhere![/QUOTE]Thanks for the report here TS. Just so everyone is clear (unless I'm mistaken) but every massage joint in Troy is 1000% legit. No extras whatsoever. The closest you're going to get to extras in Troy are going to be to go over another city to Sterling Heights for SWB or Famous. I agree with you, I have no idea how places like Master stay in business. My guess is that they either have a few locals that maybe they perform extras for OR they just have an established roster of regulars that aren't looking for the things we are looking for in an AMP. Who knows?

[QUOTE=CrustNuts;6588266]I had her yesterday.[/QUOTE]She gives a good massage. Never rushed and good pressure. What was on the menu? Anything other than HE? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Ropeshark07;6588068]I was driving by over the weekend and just from casual inspection, it looks like both M1 at Tele & 96 and Accu at Tele & 7 are both closed with no signs. Can anyone confirm?[/QUOTE]RS, m1 is still open for business brother. Not t sure about Acu.

But it's as easy as a phone call. Yep, that easy.

Good hunting.

SN.

[QUOTE=CactusGeeves;6587484]How did the replacement look?[/QUOTE]Looks like this place re-opened recently after a couple month hiatus. Did 30 minutes for $50, and on the flip she definitely like to negotiate by keep mentioning "more tip, more tip". HE was ok as she put her decent rack in my face. Wanted $80 for topless, but paid $60 (felt duped at that price as is).

Kept giving me kisses during / after the HE.

Offered me 4 hands from the start since there were 3 people working, but opted for just one as my trial run.

Thinking more is on the menu for repeat visitors, but that's not confirmed. Just my spidey sense thinks so.

Happy Hunting!

No search results for ocean Asian on 10 mile in Novi. Any Intel? Tia.

[QUOTE=Gladstone40;6588323]Anyone know of any good places that don't advertise massage or focus on it, but can be had? Like hair braiding salons or nail places. Once in the outskirts of Vegas I got a massage in the back of a hair salon. It was awesome and the ending was good. I have a few I can trade for around here.[/QUOTE]Saigon Nails.

Nice AMP on Grand River in Farmington. I have visited twice. During both visits, I drew decent looking ladies, slender and 40 ish, and received a good, relaxing massage. On the flip, I enjoyed some UTC roaming up top and a decent HE. No go on FS. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Passenger;6577621]Who used to go to The Oasis on Van Dyke back in the 80's and early 90's?

I was digging through some old papers and found this, next to an autograph from Steve Owens.

I would end up there on occasion afterhours if I struck out at the bars, and was too horny to just head home. Some of the women were ridiculously hot.

What services did you get there?[/QUOTE]Yes. I'm 65 yrs old now but back when I was probably 18-19 yrs old I went there a couple times. I lived right down one of the streets across van dyke. LOL I was so young and uneducated with not much money I don't think I ever got anything. Then a few years ago I was back in town visiting family I saw a girl name Vivian doing massages in warren. I sure wish could redo that time of my life in some ways.

Went to Bella touch again last weekend. I've become a regular there now so mama is pretty cool with me. Gave me a $20 discount and grabbed my junk as she was leaving the room. I saw a young hottie when I walked in, so I got excited. She wasn't the best one up so I got Ann. She is old and nothing special to look at, but massage was great. Ending was excellent too. They go through a great training program there I feel. I'll be back there soon to report again. Its the only I visit these days. I like the parking. I feel like other places are too out in the open.

Anyone seen her? [URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/michigan/detroit/bodyrubs/body-rubs/kinky-nuru-ready-for-you-32360.html[/URL].

Does anyone know who's doing prostate massage?

I haven't had that happen at an AMP and the last time I remember a place doing it was several years back, over in Allen Park by the VFW hall. There were white girls running that one but they went out of business. I think they got busted? My memory isn't as good as it used to be.

[QUOTE=BigBodyScottie;6589974]Went to Bella touch again last weekend. I've become a regular there now so mama is pretty cool with me. I like the parking. I feel like other places are too out in the open.[/QUOTE]The comment about parking is very curious. BT is in a very popular strip mall at a major intersection, and shares the parking lot with a bunch of high traffic legit retail including a Dollar Tree, Great Expressions Dental, an optometrist, carry out pizza, electronics repair shop, barbershop, liquor store, and a popular seafood restaurant. Even if the backdoor is available to use, there's no parking behind it. It is surrounded single family housing and there are schools within a quarter mile and the Eastpointe police station is just down Gratiot.

Parking is entirely in front, it can't be more out in the open than that.

[QUOTE=Ts1976;6589419]Nice AMP on Grand River in Farmington. I have visited twice. During both visits, I drew decent looking ladies, slender and 40 ish, and received a good, relaxing massage. On the flip, I enjoyed some UTC roaming up top and a decent HE. No go on FS. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]What nationality were these ladies? Thai, Korean, Chinese?

[QUOTE=Shoeless1951;6590494]What nationality were these ladies? Thai, Korean, Chinese?[/QUOTE]See title.

Bit more of a rant than a review:

I've stopped in here a few times based on the recommendations of the board, and seem to be becoming a bit of a regular here. I've had the chance to sample both of the girls working here, both allegedly going by Tina. They both give a great deep tissue massage, although the chattier Tina does seem to go a bit harder. Although in a visit from earlier this week, she did remark that I'm "tough" so I suppose she really gives it her all for a hard massage! For both, they've led to excellent teasing, and a standard HE, however, chattier Tina preferred to keep me face down for my most recent HE. Kind of nice tbh, although I'm not sure if that means I'm not easy on the eyes haha.

After my recent visit, she remarked that I should head back again soon, at least sooner than my last visit a couple months back. Not sure if that may be standard marketing or perhaps an actual implication that more may be on the table beyond standard HJ? Others here have remarked that chatty Tina doesn't like to be touched and to let her do her thing rather than be pushy or slightly forward / aggressive at all, which has worked out well so far. I'm curious if others may be regulars and can share if any attempts at more have been successful? Seniors feel free to PM.

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/bts/d/commerce-township-grand-opening-asian/7663290459.html[/URL]

Anyone tried?

[QUOTE=Shoeless1951;6590494]What nationality were these ladies? Thai, Korean, Chinese?[/QUOTE]Chinese I believe. Can't believe it matters tho.

[QUOTE=SamPerkins420;6590469]The comment about parking is very curious. BT is in a very popular strip mall at a major intersection, and shares the parking lot with a bunch of high traffic legit retail including a Dollar Tree, Great Expressions Dental, an optometrist, carry out pizza, electronics repair shop, barbershop, liquor store, and a popular seafood restaurant. Even if the backdoor is available to use, there's no parking behind it. It is surrounded single family housing and there are schools within a quarter mile and the Eastpointe police station is just down Gratiot.

Parking is entirely in front, it can't be more out in the open than that.[/QUOTE]That's my point. It's always busy, so you don't stand out like a creep walking in to a massage parlor. Park by the crab place then walk the sidewalk right to the door of Bella. I don't worry about the police station and high school over a mile away.

Made a visit there today and got a pretty decent massage. The provider was not shy about grazing the junk when working my thighs and my lower abdomen. After some leg stretching the sheet came off leaving me fully exposed with a raging hard on. She massaged my shoulders in this position and then she started to clean me up and that was it. Has anyone experienced this where you feel confident a HE is going to happen and it never does?

Are there any AMP's worth going to with younger ish talent these days in or around the Sterling Heights area? It's been awhile since I frequented the area.

[QUOTE=Shoeless1951;6590494]What nationality were these ladies? Thai, Korean, Chinese?[/QUOTE]They were Chinese. Both visits.

[QUOTE=IAmGordy1;6590969]Made a visit there today and got a pretty decent massage. The provider was not shy about grazing the junk when working my thighs and my lower abdomen. After some leg stretching the sheet came off leaving me fully exposed with a raging hard on. She massaged my shoulders in this position and then she started to clean me up and that was it. Has anyone experienced this where you feel confident a HE is going to happen and it never does?[/QUOTE]One simple question. Did you rub her leg?

Just trying to find out a decent provider can be AMP or non- with super tease. Not interested in FS but a HE is must. CBJ can be a plus however not important.

Main criteria is super teasing and a good release post a decent massage with a clean place. I know it's a lot to ask. For sure there are many of us looking for the same.

Natasha at Novi used to be my fav. Comms and scheduling is a challenge so looking for a go to place without any hassles. Feel free to add in or PM.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;6590750]Chinese I believe. Can't believe it matters tho.[/QUOTE]Well. I speak Korean, so there's that. Last time I stopped in Toledo on the way through, I freaked them out a little bit because they weren't expecting it from a giant white dude and they probably like talking in private.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;6591105]One simple question. Did you rub her leg?[/QUOTE]Is that the move? I never intentionally touch the woman in fear that they will freak and kick me out. The HE just always seems to happen in those types of situations.

[QUOTE=HouseOfCards;6591187]Well. I speak Korean, so there's that. Last time I stopped in Toledo on the way through, I freaked them out a little bit because they weren't expecting it from a giant white dude and they probably like talking in private.[/QUOTE]Regardless they all understand hand signals:

Hand moving up and down.

Or Touch their mouth.

Or Touch vag and say "boom boom".

And they all understand increments of $20.

[QUOTE=RamButt;6590591]See title.[/QUOTE]I was looking for something more specific than just Asian!

[QUOTE=PanicKachan;6591140]Just trying to find out a decent provider can be AMP or non- with super tease. Not interested in FS but a HE is must. CBJ can be a plus however not important.

Main criteria is super teasing and a good release post a decent massage with a clean place. I know it's a lot to ask. For sure there are many of us looking for the same.

Natasha at Novi used to be my fav. Comms and scheduling is a challenge so looking for a go to place without any hassles. Feel free to add in or PM.[/QUOTE]Downriver Nuru fits most of your criteria. Ask for Lingam massage. Same price as AMP. Long slow tease. Not at all hot provider.

[URL]https://downrivernuru.wixsite.com/downriver-nuru[/URL]

[QUOTE=IAmGordy1;6591212]Is that the move? I never intentionally touch the woman in fear that they will freak and kick me out. The HE just always seems to happen in those types of situations.[/QUOTE]I've never been kicked out a spa because I rubbed their leg. If they don't want you to touch them they will stand back out of position to touch them, but if they stand very close to the table and bump into your hanging arms occasionally, just go for it! And if you are just lying there fully exposed and they don't cover you back up again, just point at it and ask for a HE. In all the Thai spas that I've been to in Farmington Hills only once did I get something without making the first move. Don't be timid!

I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/west-bloomfield-brown-beauty-real-ad-come-see-for-yourself/26703756[/URL].

[QUOTE=Shoeless1951;6591526]I've never been kicked out a spa because I rubbed their leg. If they don't want you to touch them they will stand back out of position to touch them, but if they stand very close to the table and bump into your hanging arms occasionally, just go for it! And if you are just lying there fully exposed and they don't cover you back up again, just point at it and ask for a HE. In all the Thai spas that I've been to in Farmington Hills only once did I get something without making the first move. Don't be timid![/QUOTE]I appreciate the feedback. I should be less timid for sure.

[QUOTE=Pookie586;6591797]I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/west-bloomfield-brown-beauty-real-ad-come-see-for-yourself/26703756[/URL].[/QUOTE]So you paid $500 for that experience? No wonder why prices are out of control.

[QUOTE=Pookie586;6591797]I was in the area and set up and appt with Bri. Condo was nice. She was beautiful that's where the fun stopped. She is a very very very weird clean freak. My whole body had to be basically sanitized with alcohol. I am a very clean. Guy. She put down paper towels on her massage table instead of a sheet ok. Then once I laid down. Sprayed with alcohol some more and wiped off. Mind you I just showered. Then has me stand up. Typical check. Grab her ass. She grabs me. Then ask what I wanted. I said welp a nice rub and lip service. She said ohh I don't usually do that but. All covered. And will be 3 bills on top of the 2 bills already laid down. So ok I'll pony up for a good time. Massage was good. , Her body was all over me. About 30 min in she flips me. Puts on cover has me stand up and the CBJ was good. But she was done and asked if I finished in 5 to 10 min. I said no. She got frustrated. So I finished my self. And she started freaking out that it would spill on the floor. Before I was even dressed she was spraying cleaning all over everything and wiping up. Ohh and she hates feet so you can't take your socks off. For this price I won't repeat LOL [URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/west-bloomfield-brown-beauty-real-ad-come-see-for-yourself/26703756[/URL].[/QUOTE]This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;6590750]Chinese I believe. Can't believe it matters tho.[/QUOTE]It matters to me because I know that the Thai places are more hygienic, I am 100% confident that when I walk into a Thai place in Farmington Hills or Southfield the the sheets have been changed. I know for a fact the a lot of the Chinese and Korean places very seldom change theirs. Also the Thai girls for the most part are harder to get extras from, they don't blow or screw every dick that walks though the door. The last thing I want is to be the 10th person that they have had sex with that day!

[QUOTE=RoronoaZ;6592017]This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.[/QUOTE]Aw man that's not good. I know you've already put so much into it, but for that many more roses I would've just left. Definitely going to encourage that behavior on her part.

[QUOTE=RoronoaZ;6592017]This might be one of the worst monger experiences I have ever seen. You paid 500 to be treated like a moron? Wtttfffff.[/QUOTE]Yeah. We learn from experience. Some times you got to just go through with it LOL. I'm not cheap or dirty. I have plenty to play as much as I want but. I will never be back. Ohh and she was also bitching I was 3 min early for the appointment time she set. Yup.

[QUOTE=IAmGordy1;6590969]Made a visit there today and got a pretty decent massage. The provider was not shy about grazing the junk when working my thighs and my lower abdomen. After some leg stretching the sheet came off leaving me fully exposed with a raging hard on. She massaged my shoulders in this position and then she started to clean me up and that was it. Has anyone experienced this where you feel confident a HE is going to happen and it never does?[/QUOTE]What ultimate where you at? Clinton twp.