Massage Parlor Reports

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I should have stopped coming here, but I just hate losing!

So I checked out the place in Lagrange some members have had luck so I thought I'd try mine. First time there I get Mimi, she's smokin hot and I'm really not that into asains. She's 27 and smells great. I get hh for. 45 and her massage is fantastic. Towards the end she starts with some great teasing and says that's it time is up, no flip? I'm pretty disappointed as I thought after the teasing I had a sure-thing. I'm so pissed I don't tip.

Next time I go I call ahead and ask for Cindy (had some intel). From talking with another senior I think they gave me a fake Cindy. I get an older woman with glasses and an ugly grill. I do the hour this time (.65) thinking that may have had something to do with my strike out last time. She gives a really good massage too, but makes sure that towel is covering me at all times even after I throw it off several times. On flip there is no chance of that towel being moved with her karate fast reflexes. I make several gestures for her to do the deed and she says No No NO. I tip 10 to start some good graces at this joint.

Against my better judgment I GO BACK. This time I'm going to get the same girl I had the first time (Mimi) because there's no way you tease like that and not give me some action! I opt for the hour and we are chatting and getting along very well. She gives an outstanding massage again with great teasing. I'm watching the clock and notice I only have 10 minutes left so I say hey how about a flip? And she's all for it. On flip I remain uncovered and she massages inner thighs but just won't do HE. We had been getting along very well so we start talking about it, but she just won't do it. She says sorry and start talking about how americans have bigger packages than asians (USA!) but I'm out of luck again. She says they don't do that there. O well, I tip her. 20 for a good massage and just being cool and sexy.

I won't be going back again. Maybe I give a LEO vibe because I'm young and fit. Never happened anywhere else though so I'm having a hard time buying it. Either way, YMMV as I've heard there's luck to be had and atleast you're sure to get a good massage out of it. After this big 3 pitch strike out there aint a knot in my back, but a lotta spunk in my bag!

Edit: Also forgot to mention there is a little tablet in the massage room with you that is broken into quadrants. One has Room 3 and is a camera on the waiting room, one is Room 4 and is the hallway of rooms. The other two are blacked out, maybe recording the massage rooms?! Kinda creepy, I looked for camera in room. I didn't find one so they may have video of a paranoid lookin sonbitch.

[QUOTE=Sal Minella; 1690864]Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I should have stopped coming here, but I just hate losing!

So I checked out the place in Lagrange some members have had luck so I thought I'd try mine. First time there I get Mimi, she's smokin hot and I'm really not that into asains. She's 27 and smells great. I get hh for. 45 and her massage is fantastic. Towards the end she starts with some great teasing and says that's it time is up, no flip? I'm pretty disappointed as I thought after the teasing I had a sure-thing. I'm so pissed I don't tip.

Next time I go I call ahead and ask for Cindy (had some intel). From talking with another senior I think they gave me a fake Cindy. I get an older woman with glasses and an ugly grill. I do the hour this time (.65) thinking that may have had something to do with my strike out last time. She gives a really good massage too, but makes sure that towel is covering me at all times even after I throw it off several times. On flip there is no chance of that towel being moved with her karate fast reflexes. I make several gestures for her to do the deed and she says No No NO. I tip 10 to start some good graces at this joint.

Against my better judgment I GO BACK. This time I'm going to get the same girl I had the first time (Mimi) because there's no way you tease like that and not give me some action! I opt for the hour and we are chatting and getting along very well. She gives an outstanding massage again with great teasing. I'm watching the clock and notice I only have 10 minutes left so I say hey how about a flip? And she's all for it. On flip I remain uncovered and she massages inner thighs but just won't do HE. We had been getting along very well so we start talking about it, but she just won't do it. She says sorry and start talking about how americans have bigger packages than asians (USA!) but I'm out of luck again. She says they don't do that there. O well, I tip her. 20 for a good massage and just being cool and sexy.

I won't be going back again. Maybe I give a LEO vibe because I'm young and fit. Never happened anywhere else though so I'm having a hard time buying it. Either way, YMMV as I've heard there's luck to be had and atleast you're sure to get a good massage out of it. After this big 3 pitch strike out there aint a knot in my back, but a lotta spunk in my bag!

Edit: Also forgot to mention there is a little tablet in the massage room with you that is broken into quadrants. One has Room 3 and is a camera on the waiting room, one is Room 4 and is the hallway of rooms. The other two are blacked out, maybe recording the massage rooms? Kinda creepy, I looked for camera in room. I didn't find one so they may have video of a paranoid lookin sonbitch.[/QUOTE]Sal,

Sorry for your experience, but thanks for taking one for the team. I have been PM'ing with a brother here who had good success there, and I was going to visit this weekend. Now I will pass. I'm like you in that I must give off a LEO vibe because I'm older but in good shape. Just not interested in paying for a massage and not leaving happy. This "hobby" sucks sometimes. Thanks again for posting your experience.

[QUOTE=Angai;1670072]I have almost went here more than a few times I called she didn't pick up and she didn't reply to an appointment setup via email. If you do actually go I would be eager to hear about it.[/QUOTE]She's definitely been reviewed here before, less than a year ago. Search the board. Sorry I can't remember exactly, but I thought she got decent reviews, maybe not FS though.

[QUOTE=Nugs15; 1664848]Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRubs/quality-body-work-special-12-hour-40-24/10677853[/url]

Ember Garden Schaumburg.

[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRubs/ember-garden-erotic-massage-22/14354922[/url]

[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRubs/unforgetable-sensual-erotic-massage-by-sexy-exotic-latina-must-see-22/14137408[/url][/QUOTE]I've been to the Irving Park spot about five times and I feel like they may be under new "management". The HH price used to be. 50 so. 40 is good. However, they post multiple ads, some of which still say. 50 and some don't even mention HH. The massage is always complete crap. I've had FS for. 140 and it was very, very good. But that Chica is gone. She gave me a private number she claimed but I never got an answer the like million times I called. I would have loved a session with her minus a door fee.

The prices I encountered there were. 60, .75 for CBJ. Twice I've been there and received services without any mention of money. One quite good CBJ I asked how much she wanted and she basically shrugged. Based on recent reports and the last time I was there, it's been the standard Latina prices with no FS offered.

My questions are, has anyone been there recently? Has anyone seen the two girls in the ads, one that has some stars on her back? It looks like she has a decent body but is probably not hot.

TOFTT with Melina near Harlem & Lawrence (has a 872 area code). Large residential building with high traffic, not discreet at all. According to her profile she's "Mixed Asian". Translation: black chick. She is good looking though, but service was rushed, and she made it more about her than me. I thought for the. 15 price and being Asian, this would involve a full menu, and the slight chance of an actual Nuru massage but it was only a regular massage & HJ (CBJ is on the menu for an extra 5, but I said hell no). On the flip it was apparent she was disinterested as she was looking around the room and making it obvious she wasn't into it. Will not return.

Looks. 7.

Massage. 4.

Experience. 2

[QUOTE=Brandonkelly; 1691301]I've been to the Irving Park spot about five times and I feel like they may be under new "management". The HH price used to be. 50 so. 40 is good. However, they post multiple ads, some of which still say. 50 and some don't even mention HH. The massage is always complete crap. I've had FS for. 140 and it was very, very good. But that Chica is gone. She gave me a private number she claimed but I never got an answer the like million times I called. I would have loved a session with her minus a door fee.

The prices I encountered there were. 60, .75 for CBJ. Twice I've been there and received services without any mention of money. One quite good CBJ I asked how much she wanted and she basically shrugged. Based on recent reports and the last time I was there, it's been the standard Latina prices with no FS offered.

My questions are, has anyone been there recently? Has anyone seen the two girls in the ads, one that has some stars on her back? It looks like she has a decent body but is probably not hot.[/QUOTE]I've been there within the past couple of months. I usually see a girl named Ci-Ci. The first time I went I saw a girl named Kate who I wish I got FS with but I haven't seen her since. There's also this short dumpy chick who had dark circles under her eyes, barely speaks english and uses vaseline as massage oil. Avoid her.

I can't tell if any of the pictures are real or not, but I know that place shares some photos with this place (I haven't visited yet) :

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-50-18/13514366[/url]

[QUOTE=Sal Minella; 1690864]Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, and I should have stopped coming here, but I just hate losing!

So I checked out the place in Lagrange some members have had luck so I thought I'd try mine. First time there I get Mimi, she's smokin hot and I'm really not that into asains. She's 27 and smells great. I get hh for. 45 and her massage is fantastic. Towards the end she starts with some great teasing and says that's it time is up, no flip? I'm pretty disappointed as I thought after the teasing I had a sure-thing. I'm so pissed I don't tip.

Next time I go I call ahead and ask for Cindy (had some intel). From talking with another senior I think they gave me a fake Cindy. I get an older woman with glasses and an ugly grill. I do the hour this time (.65) thinking that may have had something to do with my strike out last time. She gives a really good massage too, but makes sure that towel is covering me at all times even after I throw it off several times. On flip there is no chance of that towel being moved with her karate fast reflexes. I make several gestures for her to do the deed and she says No No NO. I tip 10 to start some good graces at this joint.

Against my better judgment I GO BACK. This time I'm going to get the same girl I had the first time (Mimi) because there's no way you tease like that and not give me some action! I opt for the hour and we are chatting and getting along very well. She gives an outstanding massage again with great teasing. I'm watching the clock and notice I only have 10 minutes left so I say hey how about a flip? And she's all for it. On flip I remain uncovered and she massages inner thighs but just won't do HE. We had been getting along very well so we start talking about it, but she just won't do it. She says sorry and start talking about how americans have bigger packages than asians (USA!) but I'm out of luck again. She says they don't do that there. O well, I tip her. 20 for a good massage and just being cool and sexy.

I won't be going back again. Maybe I give a LEO vibe because I'm young and fit. Never happened anywhere else though so I'm having a hard time buying it. Either way, YMMV as I've heard there's luck to be had and atleast you're sure to get a good massage out of it. After this big 3 pitch strike out there aint a knot in my back, but a lotta spunk in my bag!

Edit: Also forgot to mention there is a little tablet in the massage room with you that is broken into quadrants. One has Room 3 and is a camera on the waiting room, one is Room 4 and is the hallway of rooms. The other two are blacked out, maybe recording the massage rooms? Kinda creepy, I looked for camera in room. I didn't find one so they may have video of a paranoid lookin sonbitch.[/QUOTE]Yep, Cindy definitely does not wear glasses and is not older and is pretty hot. For an Asian. I'm not that into Asians either. You're making me think twice about a return trip. Especially if you asked for a certain girl specifically and get that experience. Not cool. I noticed that tablet too, afterwards and also felt slight creeped by it. It's the way for them to keep an eye on the lobby desk without having to pay someone to sit there the whole time I suppose.

[QUOTE=Swfan1963;1692014]Yep, Cindy definitely does not wear glasses and is not older and is pretty hot. For an Asian. I'm not that into Asians either. You're making me think twice about a return trip. Especially if you asked for a certain girl specifically and get that experience. Not cool. I noticed that tablet too, afterwards and also felt slight creeped by it. It's the way for them to keep an eye on the lobby desk without having to pay someone to sit there the whole time I suppose.[/QUOTE]I've been to Lagrange massage parlor by the hallmark? Got nothing in return and she wanted a tip have her. 5 and I was gone

I really hate these types of posts because they seem lazy, but believe me I've been looking through post after post. I'm looking to kill some time after tonight's Blackhawks game before I have to hop on an early morning flight. Can anyone recommend a place that is open 24/7? Almost everything closes at 10:30.

[QUOTE=SteveFishman;1693325]I really hate these types of posts because they seem lazy, but believe me I've been looking through post after post. I'm looking to kill some time after tonight's Blackhawks game before I have to hop on an early morning flight. Can anyone recommend a place that is open 24/7? Almost everything closes at 10:30.[/QUOTE]Thinking next time to may need to come in on earlyer flight. When everybody is open. Lots of places near United Center.

[QUOTE=Swfan1963;1692014]Yep, Cindy definitely does not wear glasses and is not older and is pretty hot. For an Asian. I'm not that into Asians either. You're making me think twice about a return trip. Especially if you asked for a certain girl specifically and get that experience. Not cool. I noticed that tablet too, afterwards and also felt slight creeped by it. It's the way for them to keep an eye on the lobby desk without having to pay someone to sit there the whole time I suppose.[/QUOTE]Everyone is afraid of getting shut down. Lot of the girls read USA Sex they see what's going on.

Look at last year. How many got shut down. This one then that one getting shut down Licence Revoked. Alice's on Wentworth Licence Revoked. She is still fighting to reopen 8500. Lawyer fee's. She paid 2300. A month rent to keep her location. Closed April. Paid rent till July 9200. Had to let it go. Put everything in storage. Maybe reopen April 1st Just maybe. I talked to her last night. Look at Midway Spa open 3 month's then shut down. I hear it cost 30. 000. To open Midway. I could go on on but we all know who what and why. So most of the girls are not taking any chances. The smart one's anyway.

Alice Asked me to let all of you know. She in looking for a new Location. Like to stay in Bridgeport but? Maybe a old Law Office, Doctors office. She said new construction is very costly to make rooms. PM me if you see anything I will let Alice know. G88

Dear Fellow Mongers:

After studying the board on your fine city, I was able to learn a lot about the scene in the central and western parts of the city. Given the fact that an upcoming trip will take me South-East close to the IN state line, I was wondering if you had any recommendations on a hands-on-type-of experience in that area. Alternatively, would you recommend foraging in NW IN instead?

Thanks for any ideas on the matter, I will be happy to trade info on other parts of the country. Please check my posting history if interested.

Conn.

[QUOTE=Gbaby31;1692235]I've been to Lagrange massage parlor by the hallmark? Got nothing in return and she wanted a tip have her. 5 and I was gone[/QUOTE]PM me on my expereience at Lag. Very similar to some posted here. If you ask for a girl by name on the phone, they will say she is there even if she isn't. Ancient Chinese secret!

[QUOTE=Humpfree; 1693607]Everyone is afraid of getting shut down. Lot of the girls read USA Sex they see what's going on.

Look at last year. How many got shut down. This one then that one getting shut down Licence Revoked. Alice's on Wentworth Licence Revoked. She is still fighting to reopen 8500. Lawyer fee's. She paid 2300. A month rent to keep her location. Closed April. Paid rent till July 9200. Had to let it go. Put everything in storage. Maybe reopen April 1st Just maybe. I talked to her last night. Look at Midway Spa open 3 month's then shut down. I hear it cost 30. 000. To open Midway. I could go on on but we all know who what and why. So most of the girls are not taking any chances. The smart one's anyway.[/QUOTE]True statement Hump. Last night I was at a spot and the girl told me that LE is hitting the Chinatown places hard and that I should stay away from there for a while. Everyone's paranoid, and my girl also said not only are many of the MTs are starting to read USG, but so are many of the owners. Things are starting to get very tight all over the area, so I'm going to stick with places that I know until things die down.