Massage Parlor Reports

As I type this out, I'm debating posting this message because I have no new information to contribute. I took the plunge with Jenny and she is as described on this board. I guess that's my contribution--reporting one more experience to reinforce what has already been said about her. She is the youngest-looking woman I've seen there in a long time. She has a very beautiful face and her body is nice enough, though there is some scarring on her breasts (from a reduction surgery, she tells me). She was nice enough to talk to, and spoke and inflected like a human being when we were just chatting. But then, when it was business time, she basically turned into a blow-up doll. It was off-putting enough that I do not want to repeat with her, especially knowing that Sophia and Cookie are also currently available. If I just wanted someone cute to look at, I'd opt for Joy at Sunny, who also gives a marginally better massage.

[QUOTE=IOnlyCip;5213262]About 8 years back, I had a coworker that lived in New Jersey that I had no idea was a hobbiest. He was married, 2 young kids and a nice wife. His alter self had a love of buying pussy and he used a credit card. Unfortunately, there was a day that two men came to his residence to investigate the visits to a local spa he visited once or twice a week for over a year. There where cameras, pictures and credit card records that the investigators showed to his wife. He wasn't home when this happened, he in fact was at the spa and they let her know that. He was ambushed by this situation and wasn't able to defend himself. Every visit was the same transaction. $60 charge on arrival and a second charge for $120- 20 to 30 minutes later. Never a criminal charge, never a court date. What it cost him was a marriage, pension, child support and his home. His wife was handed all the links and his life was turned upside down!

I am not a traditionalist, I believe you can have a relationship and participate in a hobby that includes sex with strangers and still love your SO!

I tell this for one reason, part of this hobby is being able to have sound judgement and not risk your entire life and sanity by doing dumb shit. I'm not in a LTR but have a lady living with me that I like enough that I wouldn't want someone showing up at my door making me look like an idiot. Regardless of your situation, making the wrong moves can cost you a lot. Always protect yourself and always keep in mind that you don't owe anyone a single answer, if you get questioned! I have no response to your questions and keep it that simple. You don't need a lawyer and you don't have to answer questions. Plain and simple, silence will prevail. Don't talk, don't Lie![/QUOTE]Another reason to hate "law" enforcement. Seems that the AMP was very cooperative with the cops. Your neighbor pissed off the wrong person.

[QUOTE=Suter;5220621]As I type this out, I'm debating posting this message because I have no new information to contribute. I took the plunge with Jenny and she is as described on this board. I guess that's my contribution--reporting one more experience to reinforce what has already been said about her. She is the youngest-looking woman I've seen there in a long time. She has a very beautiful face and her body is nice enough, though there is some scarring on her breasts (from a reduction surgery, she tells me). She was nice enough to talk to, and spoke and inflected like a human being when we were just chatting. But then, when it was business time, she basically turned into a blow-up doll. It was off-putting enough that I do not want to repeat with her, especially knowing that Sophia and Cookie are also currently available. If I just wanted someone cute to look at, I'd opt for Joy at Sunny, who also gives a marginally better massage.[/QUOTE]Did she allow BB?

[QUOTE=RavensBurg;5215023]Thanks IOCip. This story scared me straight to the ATM. Never using plastic again.[/QUOTE]Don't forget to leave the cell phone at home too!

Bob Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots, was tracked to the AMP where he was at by his cell phone data. Lots of law enforcement folks use cell phone data all the time. It is a spy in your pocket.

There are cameras at Tiger and at Sunny. The trick is to get in without anyone being able to ID you. Park away. Far away and walk. You will find that the exercise will make you a better candidate for a great massage.

I know someone who walks along the back of Tiger and climbs the fence. Have to be careful not to fall in the river!

[QUOTE=MrEpS;5223521]Don't forget to leave the cell phone at home too!

Bob Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots, was tracked to the AMP where he was at by his cell phone data. Lots of law enforcement folks use cell phone data all the time. It is a spy in your pocket.

There are cameras at Tiger and at Sunny. The trick is to get in without anyone being able to ID you. Park away. Far away and walk. You will find that the exercise will make you a better candidate for a great massage.

I know someone who walks along the back of Tiger and climbs the fence. Have to be careful not to fall in the river![/QUOTE]That is extreme paranoia is someone is walking along the river and climbing the fence. I smile at the cameras all the time. If they want to drive to CBus and talk to me, I was there for a massage.

That's to extreme IMO. If uncle LEO want's to bust in those places at anytime trust me they will.

[QUOTE=MrEpS;5223521]Don't forget to leave the cell phone at home too!

Bob Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots, was tracked to the AMP where he was at by his cell phone data. Lots of law enforcement folks use cell phone data all the time. It is a spy in your pocket.

There are cameras at Tiger and at Sunny. The trick is to get in without anyone being able to ID you. Park away. Far away and walk. You will find that the exercise will make you a better candidate for a great massage.

I know someone who walks along the back of Tiger and climbs the fence. Have to be careful not to fall in the river![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Searcher55;5223554]That's to extreme IMO. If uncle LEO want's to bust in those places at anytime trust me they will.[/QUOTE]I normally dress in all camo and face paint and parachute in entering via the roof hatch.

[QUOTE=AlSmits346;5223899]I normally dress in all camo and face paint and parachute in entering via the roof hatch.[/QUOTE]I dug a tunnel from the bicycle shop under the parking lot to Tiger. I come up through a secret hatch under the floor in the sauna. Look for El Chapo on the sign in sheet.

Stopped first at Tiger but there were 4 cars in the parking lot so I reluctantly headed to Sunny. Two cars in the lot so I went in. I asked for Joy and was told she wasn't there and not sure when she would be back. I drew Pepsi and I'm glad I did! Off to the shower normal wash down to the sauna for a couple of minutes then back to the room. Pepsi is I would guess 5'2 really nice ass and probably B size breast and very attractive. I had laid $100 on the table but she said $140. I think Joy gave her some lessons on getting bigger tips. It was worth every penny! She dropped the dress jumped on the table starting with a light massage then the flip. FIV, BBBJ, breast play, CFS. Best experience at Sunny ever for me and I've been going there for a long time!

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;5224251]I dug a tunnel from the bicycle shop under the parking lot to Tiger. I come up through a secret hatch under the floor in the sauna. Look for El Chapo on the sign in sheet.[/QUOTE]Sometimes I can't believe the stupidity of people. A tunnel from the bicycle shop, really, the restaurant supply store is attached to tiger. Think of all the wasted man hours digging not to mention supplies, how many blowj errrrrrrr massages could you have gotten with all the lumber you bought "Colonel Hogan". Bust out a wall next door, slide a convection oven on wheels in front Banda boom bad bing. Think man.

[QUOTE=AlSmits346;5223899]I normally dress in all camo and face paint and parachute in entering via the roof hatch.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TontoMonger;5224251]I dug a tunnel from the bicycle shop under the parking lot to Tiger. I come up through a secret hatch under the floor in the sauna. Look for El Chapo on the sign in sheet.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;5224385]Sometimes I can't believe the stupidity of people. A tunnel from the bicycle shop, really, the restaurant supply store is attached to tiger. Think of all the wasted man hours digging not to mention supplies, how many blowj errrrrrrr massages could you have gotten with all the lumber you bought "Colonel Hogan". Bust out a wall next door, slide a convection oven on wheels in front Banda boom bad bing. Think man.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the laughs guys.

Have to say that I love it when good-natured fun is found (along with the all the helpful info) on this forum! Thanks to you blokes for lightening it up a bit! .

[QUOTE=PearishBA;5224508]Thanks for the laughs guys.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SlamT;5224942]Have to say that I love it when good-natured fun is found (along with the all the helpful info) on this forum! Thanks to you blokes for lightening it up a bit!.[/QUOTE]Great stuff boys but why worry. We're there to get a massage. From experience, Tiger always has been my fav.

According to mamasan Cherry is not coming back!

[QUOTE=Searcher55;5223554]That's to extreme IMO. If uncle LEO want's to bust in those places at anytime trust me they will.[/QUOTE]If Uncle's coming, he's coming in the day time, and he's bringing the local news with him. You know, unless he's just there for his red envelope.

But when you take off your clothes, put them on the little chair and leave your drawers on top anyway, just in case.