Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Coopertars;6344915]Is this a list of girls and what they offer at CLM or just what you've gotten from them? If the former, then I would revise Suzie to basic L3 for $140.[/QUOTE]I haven't seen every girl here, and when I haven't I used previous reviews from other members. This is the first I've heard of Suzie offering anything above L2, even during her heyday when she was doing BBBJ. When did you see her? Any other details about what you two did? $140 is a hell of a price too considering she usually asks $100 just for L2 and most girls there want a minimum $200 for L3.

Has anybody else been able to get L3 with her?

TIL her name sounds like coo-coo so learned that today.

Anywho I way overpriced but I already drove over and wanted to get something. But then it wasn't even that good? Idk YMMV.

140 BBBJ and I asked for some rimming which she said for 120 which was wild. I shoulda said no but again, the lower half of me won.

Not a great bbj tbh. Nor the rimming. I know MPs that'll do this and full service for less so probably will stick with that. She's a nice lady though.

That's a very helpful post. Just want to say thanks.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6343869]Looks like a new girl appeared today, Athena. I might give her a try this week but if anybody sees her first please post a review.

Also curious about Maddie who has been around for a few weeks but I haven't seen any reviews pop up yet.

Here are the girls I have intel about, either from seeing them myself or from reviews I remember. Please correct anything that is wrong if you've seen her.

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L1 only:

Salma.

Madison.

April.

Akira.

L2 only:

Suzie.

Andrea.

L3 basic (CBJ + CFS):

Claudia.

Zara.

Ashley.

Natalie.

Sophie.

L3 + DATY (YMMV):

Emily.

Bella.

Camilla.

Leila.

L3 GFE (DATY + BBBJ + DFK):

Jessica.

Sarah (maybe changed?

Nicole.

Sandra.

Other girls seem to come and go so I don't know if they are still on the roster.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6345077]I haven't seen every girl here, and when I haven't I used previous reviews from other members. This is the first I've heard of Suzie offering anything above L2, even during her heyday when she was doing BBBJ. When did you see her? Any other details about what you two did? $140 is a hell of a price too considering she usually asks $100 just for L2 and most girls there want a minimum $200 for L3.

Has anybody else been able to get L3 with her?[/QUOTE]I was offered the one time I saw her. Price was out of her range so skipped. Maybe I should go back and retry sounds like she is better than I give her credit forol.

[QUOTE=SexWithJesus69;6343179]Is this the Ruby spa on Archer?[/QUOTE]Yes, just past HQ Spa.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6345077]I haven't seen every girl here, and when I haven't I used previous reviews from other members. This is the first I've heard of Suzie offering anything above L2, even during her heyday when she was doing BBBJ. When did you see her? Any other details about what you two did? $140 is a hell of a price too considering she usually asks $100 just for L2 and most girls there want a minimum $200 for L3.

Has anybody else been able to get L3 with her?[/QUOTE]I never tried any agency. How is rate and donation structure? Is there any verification process? I hope it is not like KP verification, where most of the people get denied. Thanks for your help.

I was on the bus on the way home from work this evening, and passed the old Sister Lavender Spa in the 2700 block of Chicago Avenue. I have enjoyed my time there in the past, but it's been closed a while. I met the girl I usually go to there.

I wasn't feeling that well, so I didn't stop. But it looked like it had signage in the window for 'Ruby's. ' The bus zoomed past, so I didn't get a good look. Could be another massage parlor, could be something else.

Anyone else got any intel? I may TOFTT in the future, we'll see.

[QUOTE=JanFromNoma;6345773]I never tried any agency. How is rate and donation structure? Is there any verification process? I hope it is not like KP verification, where most of the people get denied. Thanks for your help.[/QUOTE]The verification process is pretty random. Some guys have reported going through a few steps. But that never happened with me. I texted, asked if someone was available, the texted back and that was that. It seems to depend on who is working the phone.

The donation structure also varies. The entrance fee always includes L1, and anything else beyond that (if it's even available) is negotiated between you and the girl. Depending on everything from how well you negotiate to the girl's mood, you may find yourself paying anywhere from $100-$200 for a BJ, $100-$300 for FS, or nothing at all.

On average, be prepared to spend $200 on top of the entrance of you want FS.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6346078]The verification process is pretty random. Some guys have reported going through a few steps. But that never happened with me. I texted, asked if someone was available, the texted back and that was that. It seems to depend on who is working the phone.

The donation structure also varies. The entrance fee always includes L1, and anything else beyond that (if it's even available) is negotiated between you and the girl. Depending on everything from how well you negotiate to the girl's mood, you may find yourself paying anywhere from $100-$200 for a BJ, $100-$300 for FS, or nothing at all.

On average, be prepared to spend $200 on top of the entrance of you want FS.[/QUOTE]Thanks! Appreciate your help. Hopefully I will get verified. If successful, will report back.

[QUOTE=IAmTheManyo;6345181]That's a very helpful post. Just want to say thanks.[/QUOTE]Yes, thank you for your input. I assume that there are upcharges for each service? Will you talk about this?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=BillFourFree;6346243]Yes, thank you for your input. I assume that there are upcharges for each service? Will you talk about this?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]The post right before yours talks about it. I can't be much more specific because it seems to vary so much. But use that as a general guideline.

Attended Western Spa recently. Message was nice and relaxing. The after performance was very lacking. She gave up after a few minutes. Didn't allow much over the clothes either. Wanted me to do the work after less than five minutes.

[QUOTE=Perversity;6345811]Anyone else got any intel? I may TOFTT in the future, we'll see.[/QUOTE]The T-Pro girls who ran it tried a soft re-open a while back, but it didn't get off the ground. The signage is a fairly recent development since I didn't notice anything like that when I drove by a couple of days ago.

So I'm going to be taking a break from mongering but want to go out with a bang. Any one know of any petite Koreans or Latina. Don't matter The price I will leave a review after. If possible I would love If they're clean shaven with an open menu.

Stopped by SXL because of all the good reviews -.

All I'm going to say is I saved my money and left.

Had a pick between two elderly women and their grand daughter.

You guys need to have standards you nasty bastards. Now I know why I never went there and it's literally 500 feet from where I live -.

Watch out, here come the SXL white knights, LOL.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6348113]Stopped by SXL because of all the good reviews -.

All I'm going to say is I saved my money and left.

Had a pick between two elderly women and their grand daughter.

You guys need to have standards you nasty bastards. Now I know why I never went there and it's literally 500 feet from where I live -.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6348113]

Had a pick between two elderly women and their grand daughter.

[/QUOTE]What was wrong with the grand-daughter (assuming she was +18)?! She probably would have BBBJCIM, heh.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;6348479]What was wrong with the grand-daughter (assuming she was +18)?! She probably would have BBBJCIM, heh.[/QUOTE]Judging by pic of grandmas, my guess is granddaughter was 60.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6345077]I haven't seen every girl here, and when I haven't I used previous reviews from other members. This is the first I've heard of Suzie offering anything above L2, even during her heyday when she was doing BBBJ. When did you see her? Any other details about what you two did? $140 is a hell of a price too considering she usually asks $100 just for L2 and most girls there want a minimum $200 for L3.

Has anybody else been able to get L3 with her?[/QUOTE]Sorry for the delay, I've seen her maybe 5-6 times since 2020 (she went by Jenny back then) and I want to say its always been offered as an option. My last visit was a couple weeks ago. Maybe I have a rapport with her now? I'm also not the biggest person and don't last really long so maybe she just says F**k it and agrees because she knows it won't take too long?

Edit: Edited to add, I've tried getting BBBJ from her and never had any luck so maybe it is different strokes for different folks?

[QUOTE=Gutenberg469;6348642]Judging by pic of grandmas, my guess is granddaughter was 60.[/QUOTE]You know that's some random pic, right? Unless Chicago started growing palm trees, which I've never seen, hahaha.

As far as SxL, Kelly may be in her mid-late 40's (even early 50's), and a grandma at that, but that would make her a GILF. Coco, who it sounds like is back, has got to be mid 30's, which would make her the grand daughter, heh. She's fun, and a freak, gets into it.

Actually surprised the city didn't hit them up, considering all the other places they hit, and closed. They must have their shit in order.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6343616]I previously posted her before but she was barely starting. She got a new permanent location in Logan Square. Add her on snap savionsworld or on ig Savionsmommy0101. Hit her up because she will reply faster and better . Have fun[/QUOTE]What does your connect offer?

[QUOTE=Coopertars;6348758]Sorry for the delay, I've seen her maybe 5-6 times since 2020 (she went by Jenny back then) and I want to say its always been offered as an option. My last visit was a couple weeks ago. Maybe I have a rapport with her now? I'm also not the biggest person and don't last really long so maybe she just says F**k it and agrees because she knows it won't take too long?

Edit: Edited to add, I've tried getting BBBJ from her and never had any luck so maybe it is different strokes for different folks?[/QUOTE]I first met her when she was Jenny and they worked up on Lawrence. I had a similar experience. FS was always available (for the right price). This was all way pre covid. We actually hung out a few times and I hung out at her apartment. She has had some crazy experiences and is a sweet girl (although she ran with a rough crowd). Her 2 rules with me were no BBBJ and no fiv. I haven't seen her in awhile. I might set something up for old times sakes.

$180 got GFE.

Must be my good looks was willing to go to $260 didn't even negotiate-.

Tiffany is 23 years old. Chinese - cute face maybe a 7 -.

Large Nipples and she loves to kiss and be touched.

Ass is a 8. 5 WOW.

Did everything I asked no push back.

She said she's my new girlfriend LOL.

She wouldn't let me get a front picture but said I could take one of her walking down the hallway no face.

Overall hell of an experience for $180 even showered with me after -.

She will be here until Monday don't miss her great overall experience-.

A favorite of mine asked what I thought of her new pricing structure. She said she was getting tired of doing too much for too little. Her old rates were $100 for nude BJ, and $150 for cfs. Her new rates are $120 for CBJ / BBBJ. If nude, add another $50, and CFS is an extra $100. I thought it was smart. Good for her, not us.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6343616]I previously posted her before but she was barely starting. She got a new permanent location in Logan Square. Add her on snap savionsworld or on ig Savionsmommy0101. Hit her up because she will reply faster and better . Have fun[/QUOTE]That instagram doesn't come up.

Where are the Latinas? This city has a large Hispanic population and I would love to find a place with Latina girls in their 20's. Is that possible? Princess Latina is by me but I've heard mixed things.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6349238]$180 got GFE.

Must be my good looks was willing to go to $260 didn't even negotiate-.

Tiffany is 23 years old. Chinese - cute face maybe a 7 -.

Large Nipples and she loves to kiss and be touched.

Ass is a 8. 5 WOW.

Did everything I asked no push back.

She said she's my new girlfriend LOL.

She wouldn't let me get a front picture but said I could take one of her walking down the hallway no face.

Overall hell of an experience for $180 even showered with me after -.[/QUOTE]It is super busy at orange spa right now. It's honestly insane LOL.

[QUOTE=SexWithJesus69;6350173]It is super busy at orange spa right now. It's honestly insane LOL.[/QUOTE]Wow when I went at 3 pm yesterday was the only one there luckily.

Haven't done any recon in awhile so decided to have a look to see if any of the talent improved.

Went by vida. Got a very average latina. I'd say a 5/10, so I left and didn't go through with the hr. Headed to pacifico. It's so fun standing on belmont waiting for them to open the door while traffic watches me in my monger ways. After calling, ringing the bell and knocking, this latina appears. She was a 1/10. I know both these places are not the top of the tree, but wow. Lets just say I turned around and got in my car.

I'd say skip both.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6222133]As luck would have it, I was greeted by Lucky, supposed 24 year old Chinese from Flushing with a nice body. I asked for boom-boom right off the bat and she asked for $160 which I accepted.[/QUOTE]Was doing a little window shopping and ran into this girl at 819.

[QUOTE=MongerAlways;6350828]Headed to pacifico. It's so fun standing on belmont waiting for them to open the door while traffic watches me in my monger ways. After calling, ringing the bell and knocking, this latina appears. She was a 1/10. [/QUOTE]The door is not locked at Pacifico. You don't need to stand there waiting for someone to come open it. I think I know who you are referring to 1/10. Her service is actually pretty good. .

I've learned some great stuff from you guys including my good man Fit312.

Never pay the house fee. Tell them what you are there for and you can get your service for $130-$180.

Not a single one of us want a bullshit Crisco over oiled massage. Save yourself and her some time and let the girl know what you want and you'll save a few $$.

Just some free advise I would like to pass along and hopefully help you save a few $$ so you can frequent these locations more often with the $$ saved.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6351050]I've learned some great stuff from you guys including my good man Fit312.

Never pay the house fee. Tell them what you are there for and you can get your service for $130-$180.

Not a single one of us want a bullshit Crisco over oiled massage. Save yourself and her some time and let the girl know what you want and you'll save a few $$.

Just some free advise I would like to pass along and hopefully help you save a few $$ so you can frequent these locations more often with the $$ saved.[/QUOTE]How does that work? The house fee is for the time in the room not the massage itself. If I am there just for that I will do the half hour but curious to what location let's the girls miss their house fee.

I don't get it either. Doesn't make sense.

[QUOTE=BadDances;6351248]How does that work? The house fee is for the time in the room not the massage itself. If I am there just for that I will do the half hour but curious to what location let's the girls miss their house fee.[/QUOTE]

Oh oh now you are going to upset Papasan. First us mongers don't want to just fork over his amount now cutting the house. That on top of beer goggles for some girls LOL. I always do the house fee and haven't tried but maybe next time.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6351050]I've learned some great stuff from you guys including my good man Fit312.

Never pay the house fee. Tell them what you are there for and you can get your service for $130-$180.

Not a single one of us want a bullshit Crisco over oiled massage. Save yourself and her some time and let the girl know what you want and you'll save a few $$.

Just some free advise I would like to pass along and hopefully help you save a few $$ so you can frequent these locations more often with the $$ saved.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ThrilHouse;6351369]Oh oh now you are going to upset Papasan. First us mongers don't want to just fork over his amount now cutting the house. That on top of beer goggles for some girls LOL. I always do the house fee and haven't tried but maybe next time.[/QUOTE]Sometimes they quote a price for "everything," but there's always a house fee if it's a public-facing spa.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;6351347]I don't get it either. Doesn't make sense.[/QUOTE]Girls escorts you to the room.

She ask 30 or 60 minutes.

You say no massage only boom boom and offer her $130 she will come back with $200 rate in most cases.

And will normally settle for $140-$180 tops.

My last 10 visits never paid the house fee I'm not there to get a massage I'm there for something else -.

Try it next time it works.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6351438]Sometimes they quote a price for "everything," but there's always a house fee if it's a public-facing spa.[/QUOTE]Places like old BHC, Orange, Archer, HAO I always let them get me to the room and just work out deal there. You guys are literally throwing money away most massage places will settle for $160 - SXL however is harder.

Because they try to operate like a legit spa but any of the sex spas don't pay the house fee get the girl in the room and make.

Her an offer.

I'll have to try that.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6351615]Girls escorts you to the room.

She ask 30 or 60 minutes.

You say no massage only boom boom and offer her $130 she will come back with $200 rate in most cases.

And will normally settle for $140-$180 tops.

My last 10 visits never paid the house fee I'm not there to get a massage I'm there for something else -.

Try it next time it works.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vern2020;6351043]The door is not locked at Pacifico. You don't need to stand there waiting for someone to come open it. I think I know who you are referring to 1/10. Her service is actually pretty good. .[/QUOTE]I was told by the 1/10 that they locked the door bc it was after 7, and they close at 8 p. I am sure when you went it wasnt locked.

And I am glad she offers a decent service. Is that just L1 or is BBBJ available?