I am sorry that I am such an old, jaded ASSHOLE,
But when I got this PM from a fellow monger about a recent post of mine, it broke me:
[I][b][u]flake and shake[/u][/b]
I agree. I didn't post my last visit, but it was the same. She was on something for sure. I should have posted but due to time constraints, I never got to it.[/I]
I am afraid to write negative reports anymore. Many providers won't see me anymore. [B] From now on, I will leave the name out of the review, and only fill in the blanks for those who actually share intel.[/B]
Sorry to be such an asshole. I'm sure you really care what I think ( [U][i]that was sarcastic[/i][/U]).
Kj.
Kenwood Jack is not a pimp
[QUOTE=DNut;2054162]KJ, with all due respect, you are doing the board a disservice by posting "reviews" with no names. It doesn't do anyone any good since reviews are supposed to identify the good, and the bad. If a person has concerns about a particular provider, what you posted wouldn't do him any good since even if he made a concerted effort to do a search for information, your "review" wouldn't come up.
Your review looks more like an ad, with you in the role of the handler. You might as well say, "I have a girl, great skills, but you will need t go through me to get to see her. That's the same job description as Buddha and Steve of EE.
You want to post a review, then post it, good or bad. You want to be a handler, then say so.
But this no naming names, unless you approve of them, well, that's being petty and a bit of a power trip.[/QUOTE]Or wannabe pimp. There are some other "reviewers" on here I have my doubts about. Not him. I understand his reason for not posting names, though I think it's a bad idea and will likely stop soon because people will stop paying attention if he keeps it up. The one review I'd seen to this effect that was of interest to me I (and apparently others) could pretty well figure out by context anyway. If I'm really dying for the info and can't figure it out, I suppose I'd ask him. Hasn't happened yet.
How much are they offering?
[QUOTE=Glockman;2054654]If you like some meat, you should come to Memphis and try out these two. They have created quite a stir on the Memphis board but so far there have been no takers. We need a Queen City monger to come down here and show us good old boys how it's done. We will even throw in all the pizza they can eat to sweeten the deal. Are you up for it.
[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/Domination/2-big-booty-bbw-mistresses-2-come-and-worship-28/5707454[/URL][/QUOTE]Just curious what rates they are paying for sex. It would have to be a lot.
There’s an ass for every seat
The old car salesman line "there's an ass for every seat" appears to apply here on this board to the Nth degree. I've been floored by some of the descriptions I've read on this board by mongers who have visited SP's with whom I've visited as well only to read descriptions often 180 degrees opposite my experience. Where I've read raves about certain SP's on this board, my YMMV experience often left me feeling the complete opposite. I'm not simply referring to performance. I'm referring to descriptions of the provider, her looks, body description, face and location. I yield when it comes to performance descriptions because women I find boring are often other's ATF. YMMV is clearly the rule of the road in our hobby.
As for the description department, let's talk about Kristy84.
Don't get me wrong. If you read my report on both the Cincinnati and Dayton boards (because she's in Middletown) you'll notice I strived to leave personal opinion out of the report. But that was nearly impossible given the extreme circumstances. I felt my opinion omission effort in my "escort classified ads – member discussions" board post was necessary to ensure there's no question I'm sticking to the rules of the board in addition to striving to be objective (again, given the circumstances). I decided to reveal how I really feel about it here in the Octagon.
So here's MHO about Kristy84.
Yes, she's sweet. Yes, she's agreeable, malleable, she means well, she's easy set up, she's not a clock watcher, and she's open-minded.
She's an overall 3-4 on my 1-10 scale at best. But that's mostly because she could be doing so much better for herself with little effort.
The no-tel room isn't unsafe. But man it's dirty to the point of disgusting. All that was missing was cat feces and urine odors (not unexpected by the look of the place). (And no, there was no cat shit or smell, just being poetic). I wished I brought a bed sheet but at least I was glad I brought a separate set of clothes and plastic bag to store my old ones once we were done. Cigarette smell permeated my clothes to the point they reeked to the point where I had to freshen my car afterward. There was trash overfilling the cans. Clothes everywhere. And grime on the walls, floors, sink, and surfaces that hasn't seen a wipe by some kind of cleaning apparatus for at least a month. At least she honored my request before arrival to be freshly showered. But I'm warning you team, this girl's incall is the most disgusting I've encountered so far. The only SP that had a worse cigarette problem was EE's Melea. And even Natti GFE / Allison's old place near Covington at least had a semi clean shower, sink and toilet and sheets (though the rest of her place was a scene out of an episode of "Hoarders"). Kristy's place? A dump AND dirty. Never going back there.
But this Octagon rant isn't just about Kristy84. It's about the rest of you USA monger members who have been praising this woman. What makes me crazy is nobody seems to have really warned us. I read the old reports and the no-tel was criticized before. So is this a YMMV scenario? Or am I the only monger here with the honestly and guts to tell it like it is?
Then there's her chat / dialogue during the session. Attention Kristy: do think I really want to know about the four kids you popped out of that little spinner body of yours? It's one thing to be able to conclude you're a MILF via the pooch / gut you've got down below. But once you volunteered about your four offspring, I had to take another hit of the 420 to shield my imagination. Too much information Kristy. Same goes for your heart condition, living situation, and your family member who passed away. Do you really think we want your reality to blend into our fantasy?
For what it's worth, Kristy is a good sport. She plays well once you get going so my advice is once you arrive ask her to keep her personal life out of the fantasy and get to business as quickly as possible. The condition of her teeth left me unwilling to even consider possible LFK much less DFK. But I must admit I was impressed with the condition of her mammaries given the four cherubs she once nursed.
Repeat? Not only won't I repeat, I caution everyone to consider passing on a couple more cases of beer so you can save some cash and spend it towards getting much more milage out of your hard earned monger dollars by investing into the likes of Silk, Sassy Sexy, and some of the other fine SP's who provide highest quality personal hygiene in addition to their quality surroundings at the most reasonable rates in the country. Even SP's like Natti / Allison and Remmy at least have clean quarters despite any personal belongings disarray.
Sorry Kristy. Hopefully you'll take this to heart and clean up your act.
And fellow mongers: be fucking honest when you report please? Stop raving when there's nothing to rave about?
Next time Sassy Sexy doesn't answer her phone, I'll just wait until she does.
The mongernator.
Difference between providers
[QUOTE=Admin2;2056534]I read the Mongernator's report. I'm amazed at the difference legalizing the hobby makes. I'm not commenting on the veracity of the report but if it's true a chick like that would be out of business so fast down here because the market just wouldn't tolerate it and competition is fucking tough. These chicks here buy lights, mirrors, several different shampoo's and body soaps for the bathrooms and generally change the sheets with every customer. They keep beer, coca cola, whisky, water, condoms, candy, smokes. Hell they will keep your supply of condoms there if you want.
This kind of shit just wouldn't fly, it would be all over the local forum in an hour and nobody would call.
A2.[/QUOTE]Since I am not living where you are I can't comment on the girls there but here as you know there is a Big heroin problem. Drugs as you know will make you lax on everything you were taught in your formative years. I believe without the drugs a lot of these ladies wouldn't be as bad as they are. I've never met a person on drugs male or female that had any motivation to do anything accept lie cheat or steal, simple lifestyle things like hygiene are an after thought.
Another thing that's nearly unknown here
[QUOTE=HuntLadys29;2056624]Since I am not living where you are I can't comment on the girls there but here as you know there is a Big heroin problem. Drugs as you know will make you lax on everything you were taught in your formative years. I believe without the drugs a lot of these ladies wouldn't be as bad as they are. I've never met a person on drugs male or female that had any motivation to do anything accept lie cheat or steal, simple lifestyle things like hygiene are an after thought.[/QUOTE]I'm sure that most of the chicks in the biz here prolly smoke a little weed, most people do here, but you just don't see drug addicts except for the SW's in the really bad neighborhoods. It's another thing I attribute to the legal status of the hobby here. Drug addicts just can't compete with the rest of the market.
A college girl can make 5 times working part time as an escort to what she can make full time working at a 7-11, have her hours free, have a place and time for study and support the inevitable kid or two she has. So when the choice is between a healthy 22 year old hottie or a heroin addict... Well that's no choice at all.
It's why I want to smack all these, "prostitution creates drug addicts" assholes. It's the other way around.
A2.