Escort Reports

[QUOTE=DosedAgn;6201233]Just make an account and leave a fake review then you can read reviews there.[/QUOTE]Please don't do that.

Pretty sure there's a provider on there that you've seen or just leave a review of someone based on post here.

[QUOTE=GMunker;6201759]Long time lurker, but have had a hell of a dry spell. Does anyone know a provider that services or lives in the Hood River area. I'm honestly surprised with the amount of tourist traffic and money that Insitu brings here hasn't spurred any providers to give it a shot.[/QUOTE]Check her out on the other site. Little blonde freak with huge melons. She lives out in the country side of Columbia river gorge, she only host at her place after establishing a relationship with clients. I hadn't seen her yet. She's been difficult for me to catch.

[QUOTE=Organiz;6201947]Check her out on the other site. Little blonde freak with huge melons. She lives out in the country side of Columbia river gorge, she only host at her place after establishing a relationship with clients. I hadn't seen her yet. She's been difficult for me to catch.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2439577-Luxury-Rental-Available-Thursday-27%96-Saturday-29%26%23127802%3B-Petite-Busty-European-Curvy[/URL]

This one?

[QUOTE=RamblinJavlin;6202095][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2439577-Luxury-Rental-Available-Thursday-27%96-Saturday-29%26%23127802%3B-Petite-Busty-European-Curvy[/URL]

This one?[/QUOTE]Yes that is her, was able to get in contact with her.

Thanks Organiz! You are a life saver.

Cannot confirm this ad is legit. Been looking here and have found nothing so far. Goes by the name KIA. Anyone have intel?

[URL]https://portland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/--ready-2-play--/857456080792[/URL]

[QUOTE=MlnFan00;6203878]Cannot confirm this ad is legit. Been looking here and have found nothing so far. Goes by the name KIA. Anyone have intel?

[URL]https://portland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/--ready-2-play--/857456080792[/URL][/QUOTE]Hot chick. Horrible in terms of scheduling and messaging and is a dead fish in the sack.

[QUOTE=Samadams17;6203978]Hot chick. Horrible in terms of scheduling and messaging and is a dead fish in the sack.[/QUOTE]Agree she is horrible with scheduling and messaging. Haven't recvd a return call?

I do believe she has a serious boyfriend in civi life.

Always, thought her photos looked great. Wondered why she wasn't on with such great photos.

Set up one day and from the beginning the vibe felt weird. She looked like her photos but not as good. She is very photogenic and takes great photos. In person I was not excited. Her attitude was very blah too. The incall was the last straw and I decided I didn't want to go through with it and respectfully asked to abandon date. She was ok with it considering the incall circumstances and I felt lucky to make it out without having to complete the date.

[QUOTE=AssLvr;6204083]Agree she is horrible with scheduling and messaging. Haven't recvd a return call?

I do believe she has a serious boyfriend in civi life.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CoSolo;6204550]
Set up one day and from the beginning the vibe felt weird. She looked like her photos but not as good. She is very photogenic and takes great photos. In person I was not excited.[/QUOTE]The whole point of photos is for marketing. Also, our mind extrapolates what we don't see to be better than reality. I think I've been (upwardly) surprised about 3 times in all my experiences.

However, there are things to watch for:

Angled shots. Angled shots can easily distort view, usually to hide their actual (heavier) size.

Covering up mid-section. If a girl has good abs, they will show it off. If no exposed mid-section, assume belly fat.

Half-Truth. Clear face shots of girl in clothing, but faceless exposed body shots usually means the body shots are not them.

[QUOTE=Dexxzy;6206126]The whole point of photos is for marketing. Also, our mind extrapolates what we don't see to be better than reality. I think I've been (upwardly) surprised about 3 times in all my experiences.

However, there are things to watch for:

Angled shots. Angled shots can easily distort view, usually to hide their actual (heavier) size.

Covering up mid-section. If a girl has good abs, they will show it off. If no exposed mid-section, assume belly fat.

Half-Truth. Clear face shots of girl in clothing, but faceless exposed body shots usually means the body shots are not them.[/QUOTE]ALL providers will hide their faults to get you to text / call / show. Always consider what you don't see in her pics and if the "worst case scenario" would be a deal-breaker for you.

Is she busty but not topless in her pics? Consider they may not be perky.

Grinning and not smiling? She may not have the best teeth.

Not seeing her midsection in the pics? She may have gained weight there or has stretch marks.

You probably won't get her to send you pics to ease your mind, so just consider how much of a deal-breaker it might be if the thing (s) you didn't see are actually less than desirable.

[QUOTE=Mizunate;6208727]ALL providers will hide their faults to get you to text / call / show. Always consider what you don't see in her pics and if the "worst case scenario" would be a deal-breaker for you.

Is she busty but not topless in her pics? Consider they may not be perky.

Grinning and not smiling? She may not have the best teeth.

Not seeing her midsection in the pics? She may have gained weight there or has stretch marks.

You probably won't get her to send you pics to ease your mind, so just consider how much of a deal-breaker it might be if the thing (s) you didn't see are actually less than desirable.[/QUOTE]I've never met a provider who looked her pics, even on the high end. The pics are mostly a best case scenario. The reality is typically worse. Its kind of like how a Wendy's or Burger-king sandwich looks amazing on TV but in your hand is typically nothing to write home about: still that sandwich in your hand can be tasty!

I agree about the obvious red flags. I pretty much will not see any provider who doesn't show her midsection whilst standing because if they can't even lie about it with tricks you can pull off with your pics and lighting, good luck with reality.

[URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/99161689[/URL]

[QUOTE=Organiz;6210148][URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/99161689[/URL][/QUOTE]Just curious what part of this ad gave you any indication whatsoever it was real? 1st ad, super hot chick, sounds mentally retarded in her speech. Misspellings, wrong capital letters. Maybe send her a deposit and invite her over? Kidding of course, just giving you a hard time. This is obviously a scam.

[QUOTE=Organiz;6210148][URL]https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/99161689[/URL][/QUOTE]No incall, wanted to meet at park on 106th and Halsey for a CD. The selfie provided for verification might have been the same person, but was not taken recently. No deposit was requested, but something wasnt right.

Hey Howz'it fellow Mongers.

I stumbled on to this site I don't know if its been posted here before or not. Be warned it a little daunting though. In the past I joined a site named called, [URL]https://www.filipinocupid.com/[/URL] and it was like being a fresh piece of meat in a pool of piranhas. Any how it's called Be Naughty. Good luck.

[URL]https://m.benaughty.com/search?gender=female&ageFrom=18&ageTo=78&country=USA&tab=all_members&sortType=photo_quality&city=Clackamas&regionAbbreviation=OR&distance=50&latitude=45.417143&longitude=-122.534246&photoLevel=0&photoLevel=1&photoLevel=2&photoLevel=3&withPhoto=1&sexualOrientation=STRAIGHT[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sancho1999;6211279]Hey Howz'it fellow Mongers.

I stumbled on to this site I don't know if its been posted here before or not. Be warned it a little daunting though. In the past I joined a site named called, [URL]https://www.filipinocupid.com/[/URL] and it was like being a fresh piece of meat in a pool of piranhas. Any how it's called Be Naughty. Good luck.

[URL]https://m.benaughty.com/search?gender=female&ageFrom=18&ageTo=78&country=USA&tab=all_members&sortType=photo_quality&city=Clackamas&regionAbbreviation=OR&distance=50&latitude=45.417143&longitude=-122.534246&photoLevel=0&photoLevel=1&photoLevel=2&photoLevel=3&withPhoto=1&sexualOrientation=STRAIGHT[/URL][/QUOTE]Did you find anyone real on these sites or is it bots?

I'm pretty new to this scene and I'm not really sure how to weed out who's real and who's fake, anyone have any advice on that? I'm also thinking about just making short trips up to Vancouver BC it seems better up there does anyone have experience with that?

[QUOTE=PdxNewGuy;6211791]I'm pretty new to this scene and I'm not really sure how to weed out who's real and who's fake, anyone have any advice on that? I'm also thinking about just making short trips up to Vancouver BC it seems better up there does anyone have experience with that?[/QUOTE]That's an awfully generic question.

Read the forum, contact providers that someone here has provided review / feedback, most users here are not shills or advertisers, unlike the so-called white knights on tna who are no longer capable of leaving honest reviews.

For BC, check the internationalsexguide site, there's a whole section for it with the info you need.

Just don't tell any border agent what your trip is about. Sounds stupid? Years ago, a group of idiots in the car in front of me at the I-5 border with CA were just loudly talking about boning hookers, a moment before getting their turn at the border booth. Needless to say, they were thoroughly searched and questioned.

Don't be a fool, stay informed, report your findings here and not in public.

And above all, have fun!

Has anyone had experience with this provider? I think her photos look great. Not in the best area but on the phone she seemed cool.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/hot-mature-blonde-ready-wet/51170355[/URL]

[QUOTE=PdxNewGuy;6211791]I'm pretty new to this scene and I'm not really sure how to weed out who's real and who's fake, anyone have any advice on that? I'm also thinking about just making short trips up to Vancouver BC it seems better up there does anyone have experience with that?[/QUOTE]Let's see, exponentially more and better choices (young, beautiful, eager to please, etc) at less cost (plus the favorable exchange rate), and typically includes a decent massage / teasing session. Currently, you can get full GFE with a 20 yr old Korean hottie for $260-$300 Canadian, which is currently about $200 US. Optional extras are msog, rimmimg, cim, cimws, Nuru, dongguan, etc. Per below, just go to the asianfever website and you'll see what I mean. It's like the feeling you get as a kid in the cereal aisle.

Perb. Cc is your main friend, cross-referencing with leolist (but you need to use VPN through a Canadian server to see the pictures on LL). Thank Republicans for that one.

Here's the best part, there are quite a few legitimate agencies that list specific services and prices. Almost all are GFE; it is the rule versus the exception. One of the most thorough agency sites is asianfever, just to give you an idea of how easy it is to find something you like and to get what you want and what you paid for. There are several other agencies. Koreanvip, dimsum236, Foxy604, korean604, luxxxeaffaire, daynight, yumikolove, etc. , etc. , etc. As far as I know, Asian fever is the only agency that proudly proclaims that they list the actual pictures of the actual woman. The other sites tend to post close representation, but not always actual. That's why it's good to cross reference on perb to get the low down from other mongers. One last hint, Asian breast measurement is different than US. I don't know if there is an actual chart laying out the difference, but I do know, e. G. , an Asian D is smaller than a US D. Of course everyone's human, so there's always going to be some exaggeration, but just be mindful of that conversion factor along with the exaggeration factor so you don't set yourself up for disappointment.

There are tons of treasures to be found outside of the agencies too, but your risks of bait and switch, not honoring advertise services, etc. Goes up. I say leave those gals to the hometurf boys, who have an incredibly sophisticated communication and rating and ranking system going on perb. In other words, they help each other out versus keeping all the good Intel to themselves.

Two last notes and one is the most important one, TAKE CANADIAN MONEY WITH YOU TO THE APPOINTMENT. HIT AN ATM UP after you cross the border. They will NOT honor the exchange rate if you bring US dollars. Here's the other thing, these are aamp gals. There is no "parlor". You are seeing them in their home. Most of these gals are new here to North America, and as mentioned, very young. I can see the agency not wanting them to have to deal with exchanging different currencies.

Have fun!

[QUOTE=TryHard;6211591]Did you find anyone real on these sites or is it bots?[/QUOTE]So it is pretty much a BOT Haven, but I did speak to couple of real ladies but nothing came of them.

[QUOTE=BookOfMorty;6208959]I've never met a provider who looked her pics, even on the high end. The pics are mostly a best case scenario. The reality is typically worse. Its kind of like how a Wendy's or Burger-king sandwich looks amazing on TV but in your hand is typically nothing to write home about: still that sandwich in your hand can be tasty!

I agree about the obvious red flags. I pretty much will not see any provider who doesn't show her midsection whilst standing because if they can't even lie about it with tricks you can pull off with your pics and lighting, good luck with reality.[/QUOTE]I hate when they take like those glamour pictures with all the filters trying to hide what they really look like. I have a very nice lady in my office and unfortunately she is a Merle as in haggered. Nice lady, dresses well, but bless her heart she tries. She posts these pictures on her Facebook account and I thought it was her daughter. I'm like "that is not her, about 25 years ago maybe".

Look I'm no John Stamos, but I am who I am and roll with it. Nothing more disappointing than when they open the door and your like, "I did not want a two girl show, where's the gal from the ad" I personally like to know what I'm getting into before I drive it.

That's just me.

Got ahold of Sam tonight on short notice and was on my way to see her 30 minutes later. She is cute for a mid 50's lady but her body is not in great shape. I found the whole experience to be mechanical. That just doesn't do it for me. I won't repeat.

[URL]https://beaverton.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/qv-specialwet-mouth-top-shelf-/783675701101[/URL]

Jeff.

[QUOTE=JeffWheeler;6217516]Got ahold of Sam tonight on short notice and was on my way to see her 30 minutes later. She is cute for a mid 50's lady but her body is not in great shape. I found the whole experience to be mechanical. That just doesn't do it for me. I won't repeat.

[URL]https://beaverton.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/qv-specialwet-mouth-top-shelf-/783675701101[/URL]

Jeff.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your report. Damn those pics fooled me. Seen her selfies, before she blurred them out, I thought she be in her 40's. Is she thicker or skinnier in person? BBBJ? Something about 40-50's cougars always gets me off.

This is suspicious as all hell to me. 18 is too young to have a hotel. First post there are no reviews or references. Claims to be into being degraded, bdsm, choking.
Says she can “always bring along a friend or two” in her profile.

I would advise staying far, far away from this one.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2453911-Innocent-18-yr-old%F0%9F%98%8B-curious-and-full-of-fun%F0%9F%98%87-in-call-out-call[/URL]

[QUOTE=Organiz;6217660]Thanks for your report. Damn those pics fooled me. Seen her selfies, before she blurred them out, I thought she be in her 40's. Is she thicker or skinnier in person? BBBJ? Something about 40-50's cougars always gets me off.[/QUOTE]Lots of baby damage and kind of a big tummy but she is not BBW. Everything was covered. She did offer DATY but not 69. I probably would have dined if she was down for 69. She is really nice but I prefer GFE and at least the illusion that she is enjoying it. That is why I usually go for that type. Sadly lots of rules (no fingering, don't touch her ass, no kissing, no 69 only oral everything covered) and an old lady with TONS of makeup on. Again it was not unpleasant just not my cup of tea. Easy set up and I was there quickly that counts for a lot. It's up to you guys to decide if that is all a deal breaker for you too.

Jeff.

[QUOTE=k__rat;6217789]This is suspicious as all hell to me. 18 is too young to have a hotel. First post there are no reviews or references. Claims to be into being degraded, bdsm, choking.
Says she can always bring along a friend or two in her profile.

I would advise staying far, far away from this one.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2453911-Innocent-18-yr-old%F0%9F%98%8B-curious-and-full-of-fun%F0%9F%98%87-in-call-out-call[/URL][/QUOTE]She has a review, for what it's worth.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2453973-trip-to-the-young-head-doctor

[QUOTE=Zippy69;6217970]She has a review, for what it's worth.[/QUOTE]You got to dig a little deeper. When was the review posted? When was it posted relative to the ad itself being posted? Who was the reviewer? Are they well-established or is this their first review? Do you have confidence that the reviewer is legit and not a shill or alt account? Maybe your risk tolerance is different from mine but for any newbies reading this thread this ad is a perfect example of the sort of ad likely to lead you to being robbed or arrested.

[QUOTE=k__rat;6218113]You got to dig a little deeper. When was the review posted? When was it posted relative to the ad itself being posted? Who was the reviewer? Are they well-established or is this their first review? Do you have confidence that the reviewer is legit and not a shill or alt account? Maybe your risk tolerance is different from mine but for any newbies reading this thread this ad is a perfect example of the sort of ad likely to lead you to being robbed or arrested.[/QUOTE]That's why I said "for what it's worth". I'm not planning to see her.

[QUOTE=Zippy69;6218153]That's why I said "for what it's worth". I'm not planning to see her.[/QUOTE]I checked the profile and the link was purple which means I've visited it before. This is the first time I've seen that person's pics so the account is probably a catch all for a pimp or something to post whoever they've got in their stable at the moment. Never a good sign.

Fucking dumb. It's not like that account has any history. Just make a new account.

[QUOTE=k__rat;6217789]This is suspicious as all hell to me. 18 is too young to have a hotel. First post there are no reviews or references. Claims to be into being degraded, bdsm, choking.
Says she can always bring along a friend or two in her profile.

I would advise staying far, far away from this one.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2453911-Innocent-18-yr-old%F0%9F%98%8B-curious-and-full-of-fun%F0%9F%98%87-in-call-out-call[/URL][/QUOTE]If you look at the photos.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/album.php?albumid=53185&attachmentid=1696775[/URL]

You'll notice her man's hand in the shot there. That's probably the dude renting the hotel.

If she is into being degraded, bdsm, choking, etc. It is not surprising at all that she is into being pimped out.

I dated a girl who was super into me ordering her to "satisfy" other men. Ideally friends of mine that I vetted. I wasn't super into that, but to my delight she was equally as excited to please other women at my command too.

I never would see anyone on these boards from a first post myself. I like adventure, but not that much. LOL. But I wouldn't say signs are all warning at this point. I'd check her I'd and I would be surprised if she is a bit older and selling the 18 y aspect.

[QUOTE=QuickFoot;6218293]If you look at the photos.

[URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/album.php?albumid=53185&attachmentid=1696775[/URL]

You'll notice her man's hand in the shot there. That's probably the dude renting the hotel.

If she is into being degraded, bdsm, choking, etc. It is not surprising at all that she is into being pimped out.

I dated a girl who was super into me ordering her to "satisfy" other men. Ideally friends of mine that I vetted. I wasn't super into that, but to my delight she was equally as excited to please other women at my command too.

I never would see anyone on these boards from a first post myself. I like adventure, but not that much. LOL. But I wouldn't say signs are all warning at this point. I'd check her I'd and I would be surprised if she is a bit older and selling the 18 y aspect.[/QUOTE][EMAIL]Williamsash392@gmail.com[/EMAIL]

Any guys from Longview / Kelso guys want to contact me about a scenario with a local girl.

Any intel?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/100095277[/URL]

[QUOTE=TryHard;6220694]Any intel?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/100095277[/URL][/QUOTE]She is real, used to be on SA and just embraced the sex work real GFE, that will also go bare, I think she wants 360 an hour.

[QUOTE=TryHard;6220694]Any intel?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/100095277[/URL][/QUOTE][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2449419-[/URL]**Playful-MILFy-available-for-outcall-Wed-9 am-2-30 pm*.

One glowing review and one alert.

After chatting for a couple days, honestly expected this one to be a total scam. Kept waiting for the "send me a gift card" or "I need a deposit". Shocked that didn't happen. I showed up to her IC. Crappy little hotel in vancouver, smelled of smoke and quite cluttered, but nothing really out of the ordinary. Excused myself to wash my hands and do a tyrone check. She is a total safety girl and obsessed with checking it regurlarly. A little boring. There's a reason she doesn't smile. I recommend you connect with her snap. Some great photos.

The positives are that she has an absolutely banging body. Probably the biggest natural tits on a small frame that I have ever seen. That was worth the visit, even if the event itself was meh. However, greek can be had for 2. 5 more. I passed.

[URL]https://portland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/jav-teen-vibeall-star-playmate/482144084960[/URL]

[QUOTE=TryHard;6220694]Any intel?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/oregon/portland/100095277[/URL][/QUOTE]Hard to schedule with, conversations randomly drop then start again. . She admits to double booking. Iv'e tried to schedule a few times, not seen her yet.

[QUOTE=PoonHound1969;6220793]She is real, used to be on SA and just embraced the sex work real GFE, that will also go bare, I think she wants 360 an hour.[/QUOTE]Was she "Trinity" or something like that on SA?

I contacted her she would give me a rate and says it changes daily.

[QUOTE=Alas5877;6221224]After chatting for a couple days, honestly expected this one to be a total scam. Kept waiting for the "send me a gift card" or "I need a deposit". Shocked that didn't happen. I showed up to her IC. Crappy little hotel in vancouver, smelled of smoke and quite cluttered, but nothing really out of the ordinary. Excused myself to wash my hands and do a tyrone check. She is a total safety girl and obsessed with checking it regurlarly. A little boring. There's a reason she doesn't smile. I recommend you connect with her snap. Some great photos.

The positives are that she has an absolutely banging body. Probably the biggest natural tits on a small frame that I have ever seen. That was worth the visit, even if the event itself was meh. However, greek can be had for 2. 5 more. I passed.

[URL]https://portland.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/jav-teen-vibeall-star-playmate/482144084960[/URL][/QUOTE]