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There's only one first time!
Remember your first time as a hobbiest? Sadly, I do. It was a shambles - I got a phone call from my son right in the middle of some of my very best moves, which effectively ended the session right there. Well, I got a chance to have another first, as far as I know. I was a providers' very first appointment ever in the business. And it went much, much better - for me at least.
I answered an ad on BP for a Veronica - the one that has the same look and feel as our dear departed SJ's ads - and I got a quick response. Somebody posted that they were "blacklisted" by this chick, but I was "approved" in an hour, as I thought I would be. Goodie. We made an appointment for this week but, alas, she decided she had to move to Chicago that day (yes, honestly) and couldn't make it - but her friend could see me.
She sent me pics of the girl you see below, Elizabeth. She's 24 and I was promised I would be veeeery happy. So, not having any brains I booked her, we got in contact and I gave her directions to my place. She was a little late, but her car lurched to a halt and out she got looking cute as a button - and holding a vodka and cranberry. Well, I was so relieved to see she had the sense to not text and drive, I was grateful and thanked her for choosing to do the smart thing and drink.
Blond, pretty face, nice tan, a little thick, but looked fit as a fiddle and ready to play. She wore a short, short skirt, sandals and a tank top. All Aboard! We went inside and talked and I noticed she was very, very nervous and chatty. And tipsy. And this is where she told me it was her first appointment ever in the business and it made sense. Being the gentleman I am, I graciously offered to just talk, and if she was nervous and wanted to go it was OK with me, and the next minute she was on top of me, kissing me like the world was ending - and she just didnt stop. This girl loves to kiss and is good at it. She is also, well, let's call it aggressive, if you are into that.
In the bedroom, she had no problem disrobing in front of me to reveal a nice body. A natural, fit, beautiful young woman's body. It doesn't photograph as well, but in person you will be hard pressed to keep your mitts to yourself. She's cute. Lots of ink on her back and legs, if you're into that. As I was putting on music and lighting candles, she helped me out of my clothes - actually, she ripped them off me, looked me up and down and shoved me down on the bed with a smile. Atta girl! Awesome BBBJ, with lots of licking, sucking, slurping and attention to the boys. She has a small mouth though...ouch.
Then she got on top and it was rodeo time on Mr. Popular. We danced to the music in multiple positions; mish, sideways, boots in the air, you name it. She can take a pounding with the best of them and I made sure she was enjoying her first time as a pro. She whispered to me she wanted me to cum in her mouth...but I finished when doing her from behind, pinning her to the bed and slapping her ass 'til my hands stung. She was not fast enough turning around and I released all over her smoking hot ass, with her hand pumping the last drops out. Like I said - nervous.
Then, we lay and talked and spooned and kissed for probably a half hour before she had to go meet up with her friends again and left me. Total time 2.5 hours. $250 plus a small tip. She has contacted me since asking to see me again, but I have been so occupied with a couple non-pro girlfriends I can't commit to seeing much of her again...but you can. And I think with her natural sexual energy, great attitude and a little vodka, she is going to do well as a pro. I'd just make sure she doesn't park next to you.
Seniors and known friends PM me for her digits.
Dating Strippers...found on www.pick-up-woman.com
Maybe this will help any of you from ending up on the "Jerry Springer Show" or "48 Hours Missing."
[quote]Why Should You Date A Stripper ?
I get this question a lot:
"Dude, why should I date a stripper? Aren't they all crazy/diseased/drama queens/etc.?"
Well, that's certainly not true.
Look -- Strippers are FUN!
I have NEVER been on a boring date with a woman who danced for a living.
They either like to party, or they like to get freaky in the bedroom (or both!).
So when I get asked this question, I usually respond by saying:
"Its something every man should experience."
I truly believe that every man should date a stripper at least ONCE IN HIS LIFE!
Because one of two things will happen:
He'll either have the best time of his life...
OR
He'll have the worst time of his life!
Either way, he'll know whether or not dating strippers is something he'll want to keep doing!
But remember, no matter what you decide to do, if you date a stripper, follow these few guidelines for your own protection...
ALWAYS wear protection when you're getting your freak on. This isn't just with strippers, this is with ANY girl. Not just to protect you from disease, but to be sure you're not stuck paying child support for 18 years of your life.
NEVER allow yourself to be sucked into a woman's drama. If she's too crazy, leave her and find another one. Drama can make your life miserable.
NEVER spend lots of money on the girl you're dating. This means no trips to Europe, no lavish shopping sprees, NOTHING. Buy her dinner every once in a while and give her gifts on holidays, otherwise, guard your wallet with your life.
If you follow those three simple guidelines, dating a stripper can be an immensely fun and rewarding experience.
To get all the gory details on how to get any stripper attracted to you, you simply have to check out Joseph's book Stripper Secrets.
In it, you'll find some amazing tactics to not only pull hot-ass strippers directly from the club, but also how to save TONS of money.
You'll be amazed at the results.[/quote]
More Rules for Dating Strippers
MORE rules for dating strippers that come from www gee-THAT-didn't-cost-me-alot-of-money.com
First, it may be difficult, but TRY to find a stripper who is; under 21; taking one class at IvyTech for either medical billing or nursing; estranged from her parents; waaaay behind on rent; has no car; has a 3 month old baby; and thinks your bald spot is "super-cute". These are all reliable indicators of her interest in you as a potential soulmate.
Hold your jeans up by the crotch, make sure your baggy white shirt has lots of heiroglyphics on it and your baseball cap is backwards or sideways. And wash your hair in cologne that smells like spices...very old spices.
If she is "frisky" in the back room, jackpot! - You are likely the only man that has ever aroused her animal instict enough to do that. Buy her a Rolex.
It shows sound judgement to find a stripper who has had her ass cheeks pierced together...because it's so fuckin' cool!
It really impresses strippers if you act like a complete hoon who has never seen a girl up close before. It shows you have interest in her.
If a stripper agrees to go out with you after her shift, be sure to give her lots and lots of private dances and tips first, so she'll think you're a swell guy and want to be with you even more!
And then when you DO go out, make sure she knows that you respect her too much to try anything sexual with her until your honeymoon, because you see the "real Sierra". Then buy her lots of clothes, this is very satisfying for you.
It will not be as difficult as you think to introduce your mother to a stripper that has the same first name as a state and a tatoo of a severed cock on her neck.
That's it. Just follow these rules, your heart and your dreams and don't let the inconvenience of reality spoil your good time! Cause strippers are FUN! Lot's of fun!!!!!