As Far As You Can Throw Them
[QUOTE=Anduril77;5387606]I think she scammed me. I won't know for sure for another 40 minutes, but I'm not confident she will show up. She is supposed to come to my apartment at 10:30. I saw her a few years ago and we had a great time. I wanted to repeat but never was able to align schedules. Her location was always a mystery. She said she lived in Janesville, I found an erotic monkey post that lists her Illinois.
Yesterday, I received a text from her out of the blue she needed plane fare to get back to Milwaukee. I sent her some money via Venmo which I now have kissed goodbye. There goes the hobby budget for this month. She gained my confidence by telling me about her visit. She knew my profession.
I'm putting this up here because I'm sure I'm not the only guy she has seen in the area, and who knows, she might be contacting some other guys with the same story.
I really hope this isn't true, but I have that sinking feeling in my gut. If she shows up, I'll retract this post, with an edit or update.[/QUOTE]I trust hookers to the ends of the earth, but only if I can throw them that far. Just this morning I got a call from a retired hooker that I've known for a score (as in "four score and seven years ago. ") I have written her letters of recommendation, let her car be towed on my AAA, and sat for her kid. I wouldn't lend her money if she gave me her left tit as collateral. So if you find you've developed a "friendship" relationship with a hooker, remember, you are a trick! You are a trick and nothing but a trick. Trick not only means someone who pays for sex, but it includes "sucker," "dupe," "gull," "victim," and, oh my, the list goes on and on, it includes Simpleton, Pushover, Chump and Stooge. So before you lend a hooker money, look up one or two of those words, then consider again if you want to make that exchange.
Coochie (Simpleton, Pushover, Chump and Stooge too often) Eater.
God bless you all.