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[QUOTE=Stress;5025143]LOL. Spot on Tom. I got one to add.
"I no want trouble" - You are new to me so services are limited this time. (in my experiences anyway).[/QUOTE]She asks your age and you tell her the truth. "You look 50. " As we age, that is even more effective than telling us how big the cock is.
Thanks for the contributions, I am now at a dozen (or so) phrases, will post in a week for anymore ideas to come up.
[QUOTE=IammeIam;5024757]So, couldn't see CiCi at 1040, Amy said she is in Flushing, will be back on the 16th. MiMi (154) is on the way back to NY, (Wendy said she wanted more cash than others) she has been replaced by a first (for this area) a Chinese BBW (not real big but larger than 95% of Asian woman I have met, also the first Asian lady heavier than I am). Unfortunately the weight didn't help give her larger breasts, still a (larger) "B" cup. She won't be around long either, maybe only a few weeks my guess.
Last thought is a request, the Ashby State Rd / rotary AMP, if anyone is a regular, or been more than 2 or 3 times, could you PM me?
Very last thought, if you are an AMP regular, you have more than likely heard certain phrases many times from the ladies, ("You so big", "you so strong" etc.) please give me your favorites, I am working on a specialty AMP forum post (here at USASG) with a list of the top phrases the ladies say, and what they really mean.[/QUOTE]When I stopped in recently she appeared to be alone. I was hoping to meet the new girl but timing was off. I like Amy so it was an OK visit. She commented as to how I had not been in for about 6 months. I told her "I have not been getting out much lately, wonder why?"
Here are a couple more.
"I do only for you".
"You favorite customer".
[QUOTE=IammeIam;5025487]Thanks for the contributions, I am now at a dozen (or so) phrases, will post in a week for anymore ideas to come up.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=IammeIam;5024757]
Very last thought, if you are an AMP regular, you have more than likely heard certain phrases many times from the ladies, ("You so big", "you so strong" etc.) please give me your favorites, I am working on a specialty AMP forum post (here at USASG) with a list of the top phrases the ladies say, and what they really mean.[/QUOTE]I was out of my comfort zone and read this thread to see where to go in Leominster. Drove by 1040, but there was a sign on the door saying they went to NY and would be back tomorrow. So, continued down to 154. The mama-san was actually attractive for her age, but she put me in a back room after taking temp. Also, she asked if I had been there before. I said yes without missing a beat, but she didn't seem to believe me.
My provider was likely the same one described as BBW. She was definitely on the larger side for an Asian gal. But, I kinda wanted a good massage and she looked strong (read=fat). A few minutes in, either mama-san or another gal came in, spoke some Chinese, and covered my butt with the towel. She also tried to see who I was. Now, I'm realizing they think I'm a cop or a Russian informant.
On flip, she tried to cover me, but I told her I don't need it. Then, in comes a previously unseen lady who again gives me the 3rd degree about whether it's my first time and do I recognize her. I very pleasantly told her not to worry, and it's been a long time. She said they don't want no trouble, and I assured her there wouldn't be any.
Haven't had this problem in years. I guess these Leominster AMPs must really know their clientelle. I rarely get out this far. After the interrogator left, my provider explains that they wanted to make sure 'no trouble' and that the other one said I looked too handsome! Wow, although I am a dapper looking guy, I've never heard of them being suspicious because a customer looks too good. Everything went smoothly from there.
I will say that I don't like the lack of walls, but did have a good massage and eventually HE. I think she said her name is Jamie (that's what it sounded like to me).
JP.
Here is the link: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?32652-I-heard-what-they-said-but-what-does-it-quot-really-mean[/URL].
Please add to the thread if / when a new phrase comes up. Thanks for the help from my fellow AMP brothers.
I have been told couple of times.
" next time I cook Chinese food for you".
I am not into Chinese food so I politely refuse.
[QUOTE=Aimstraight;5026319]Here are a couple more.
"I do only for you".
"You favorite customer".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Attract;5032778]I have been told couple of times.
" next time I cook Chinese food for you".
I am not into Chinese food so I politely refuse.[/QUOTE]I have only had that happen with Wendy, for years she gave away a cheap Champagne at the Christmas holiday. Once in a while she would make make Dumplings. One time she brought home smoked Chinese Chickens. Last week it was an individually wrapped Chinese apples. Occasionally I stop at the Millbury Fish Market on Bemis rd, it is an Asian grocery store, I buy fresh vegetables and bring with me t which ever AMP I am visiting.
[QUOTE=IammeIam;5032864]I have only had that happen with Wendy, for years she gave away a cheap Champagne at the Christmas holiday. Once in a while she would make make Dumplings. One time she brought home smoked Chinese Chickens. Last week it was an individually wrapped Chinese apples. Occasionally I stop at the Millbury Fish Market on Bemis rd, it is an Asian grocery store, I buy fresh vegetables and bring with me t which ever AMP I am visiting.[/QUOTE]They are great. I've sat in the car in the CVS parking lot eating them. Very nice touch, IMO, when she does that.
[QUOTE=JoeMuckInFutch;5032939]They are great. I've sat in the car in the CVS parking lot eating them. Very nice touch, IMO, when she does that.[/QUOTE]Same for me, I can't exactly bring those home and say, "I know a Chinese lady and she made them for me". They are pretty good, now, the smoked chicken was a little too smoky for my taste.
Yes for the last 3 years every Christmas she gave a bottle of champagne and she gave me some kind of Chinese cooked food don't know the name.
[QUOTE=IammeIam;5033614]Same for me, I can't exactly bring those home and say, "I know a Chinese lady and she made them for me". They are pretty good, now, the smoked chicken was a little too smoky for my taste.[/QUOTE]
Went to Sunshine in Clinton for the worst massage experience in all my years as a hobbyist. I was greeted by an ok looking older lady who assured she'd "take care" of me. I paid for a half hour. After about 10 minutes of horrible massage (more like poking and prodding at me) she tells me to flip and takes out the oil. We agree on a standard HE with UTC up top. After a lackluster, jackhammering HE I cum and she tells me I'm all "all set. " All set? It'd been 15 minutes, tops since I came in. I begrudgingly gave her a $40 tip and she has the nerve to tell me "no, no, we agree on $60." I literally had to wrestle another $20 bill out of her hands to put it back in my wallet. I tell her it'd only been 15 minutes so your definitely not getting anymore money and that got lost in translation. This pig then has the nerve to lock me in and demands another $20. At this point I'm a little nervous and quite furious so I unlock the door and slam it in her face.
Never again.
I've noticed a sense of entitlement from AMP recently and less of a paramount on service ever since the COVID thing. Have they upped their prices? Is it a collective thing?
Suffice to say, I'll never go back to Sunshine and instead will go to Leeza or whoever else practices privately. I can't stand being shaken-down by old Asian providers who don't speak the language and whose only gift is the dubious ability to get one over on the customer.
That begs the question: anybody got a private provider who is worth it?
It is fairly often that Amy calls me to drum up business, last call was when CiCi arrived. (which has proven to be a nice local addition) Yesterday Wendy called me to give me an update on her back up, she said MiMi and also Jenny are gone and Anna is the new second woman. That is a an old name at 154, not sure if she has been there before, or just a new woman with an old name.
[QUOTE=IammeIam;5041613]It is fairly often that Amy calls me to drum up business, last call was when CiCi arrived. (which has proven to be a nice local addition) Yesterday Wendy called me to give me an update on her back up, she said MiMi and also Jenny are gone and Anna is the new second woman. That is a an old name at 154, not sure if she has been there before, or just a new woman with an old name.[/QUOTE]This Anna is a new lady with an old name. Our good old Anna is now back in China, I've just WeChat her hours ago, Anna will be forever gone no plan or any way (because of visa issue once they are out of US) to come back. I miss her a lot!
[URL]https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/massachusetts-high-risk-communities-back-to-step-1-of-phase-3/2218346/[/URL]
Heads up, some of the worse Covid areas will be shutting down AMPs again.