Massage Parlor Reports

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Anybody ever skipped the massage? And if so, what happened?[/QUOTE]I haven't had a massage in maybe years. And once you learn a few of the basics maybe you won't either.

Joes advice is spot on. Never ever mention that you're there to pay them for sex. In the beginning I can remember when I brought that subject up, getting kicked right out of places. We don't do that here, put your clothes on, here's your money back!

Also never talk in your regular voice. That's a telltale sign you're new. Always use a whisper. And if when you get in a room, sign language is the universal language spoken.

The girls have seen everything and done it all. They can spot a newbie just as quick as a veteran so go out and pay some dues and hopefully sooner rather than later some of your own fireworks will be shooting off.

Either way let us know how things go.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;3847371] "...Also never talk in your regular voice. That's a telltale sign you're new. Always use a whisper. And if when you get in a room, sign language is the universal language spoken.
The girls have seen everything and done it all. They can spot a newbie just as quick as a veteran so go out and pay some dues and hopefully sooner rather than later some of your own fireworks will be shooting off.
Either way let us know how things go.[/QUOTE]Head First provided great advice. That is the reason why the forum is so valuable. Everyone hates the "Loud Monger Guy" walking down the hallway to his room, or, who not only speaks loud, but doesn't shut up and go back out the door when they tell him, "come back 30 minutes etc. ".

Culturally, asians are soft spoken and quiet, and some Americans are way beyond the loud obnoxious American stereotype. Word to the wise, always use whispers.

Thank you Head First for posting.

Yes if the MT comes out with oil all over and says she is busy, turn it around and come back. No reason to stand there stealing another mongers time making dumb conversation that in the end she could care less about anyways.

[QUOTE=GMan25;3848263]Head First provided great advice. That is the reason why the forum is so valuable. Everyone hates the "Loud Monger Guy" walking down the hallway to his room, or, who not only speaks loud, but doesn't shut up and go back out the door when they tell him, "come back 30 minutes etc. ".

Culturally, asians are soft spoken and quiet, and some Americans are way beyond the loud obnoxious American stereotype. Word to the wise, always use whispers.

Thank you Head First for posting.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3845041]I was there recently and the lineup is new. Had Mia, a very good looking pleasant 30 something. Non exciting standard service.[/QUOTE]Same, Mia was cautious at first but it all worked out. Agreed, pleasant, nothing special. Not sure the others in the new lineup, only saw her. Said they were super slow but I hear that everywhere since the meltdown.

[QUOTE=BReyes;3850284]Same, Mia was cautious at first but it all worked out. Agreed, pleasant, nothing special. Not sure the others in the new lineup, only saw her. Said they were super slow but I hear that everywhere since the meltdown.[/QUOTE]Doesn't sound worth the drive unfortunately.

30's sounds good but uninspiring sessions from the reports.

Hi guys by any chance can someone let me know if Rose Spa in Naperville is worth giving a go or should I stick with the one in Montgomery? Is Angela from Rose worth it? See one report which was so so. The lady did mention a couple other girls there but forgot the names.

Any info would def be appreciated.

Thanks.

Went to roz in montgumry. Was welcomed by Melinda and opted for the hr for. 6 decent massage and on the flip the dress came down and she unleashed some fantastic huge knockers. Plenty of sucking as she shook my hand. . 6 tip left very happy.

Name was Angela not Melinda sorry.

[QUOTE=BitterRoot56;3846880]Which spa may I ask? I know it may be against the rules, since I am a new member here. But if she is in Wauconda that is near to where I live. If you want, I could give back a report. Thank-you Bitterroot.[/QUOTE]She was in the city but has now left that one and I don't know where she is. I should hear something this week and will PM you with her new location.

Sorry it toook so long to respond but I was out of town on business for a week and just saw your post today. My apologies.

[QUOTE=BReyes;3850284]Same, Mia was cautious at first but it all worked out. Agreed, pleasant, nothing special. Not sure the others in the new lineup, only saw her. Said they were super slow but I hear that everywhere since the meltdown.[/QUOTE]Stopped there the other day and Mia was sleeping so a new girl named Mickey took care of me. Average un-inspired massage at best, talkative and no shortage of time. Left happy for 60/40.

Probably will not return unless I make an appt with Mia. She is ok.

AJ.

I stopped a couple weeks ago and got Mickey. Same assessment as you and it was boring. She said next time Mia and me do 4 hand and it will be fun, NOT. LOL.

[QUOTE=AvgJoe;3891270]Stopped there the other day and Mia was sleeping so a new girl named Mickey took care of me. Average un-inspired massage at best, talkative and no shortage of time. Left happy for 60/40.

Probably will not return unless I make an appt with Mia. She is ok.

AJ.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HobbyKnobby;3890950]Went to roz in montgumry. Was welcomed by Melinda and opted for the hr for. 6 decent massage and on the flip the dress came down and she unleashed some fantastic huge knockers. Plenty of sucking as she shook my hand. . 6 tip left very happy.[/QUOTE]Over the winter was the first time that I had a session with Angela. I am a boob man and a sucker for a woman with a good rack, I don't care if she has 3 eyes and no teeth as long as she has a nice rack. The first time Angela pulled her dress down and revealed those gigantic melons, I started giggling like a school girl. Those things are absolutely HUGE. I wonder if she would be open to Russian? If she could find a way for those boobs to produce chocolate milk, I would start cashing my checks there. LOL. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3891313]I stopped a couple weeks ago and got Mickey. Same assessment as you and it was boring. She said next time Mia and me do 4 hand and it will be fun, NOT. LOL.[/QUOTE]Last week I went to see Mia like many times before and decided to treat to a four hands with Mia & Mickie. The last couple of times I went to see Mia, Mickie was very nice to me as she brought me back, so I figured what he hell and go for it. I am very glad I did, as both girls were a lot of fun. Granted I only got L1 service but I even had them both give me shower, massage and finish.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;3895192]Over the winter was the first time that I had a session with Angela. I am a boob man and a sucker for a woman with a good rack, I don't care if she has 3 eyes and no teeth as long as she has a nice rack. The first time Angela pulled her dress down and revealed those gigantic melons, I started giggling like a school girl. Those things are absolutely HUGE. I wonder if she would be open to Russian? If she could find a way for those boobs to produce chocolate milk, I would start cashing my checks there. LOL. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Seen Angela today real nice rack she does Russian blew my huge load all over them as she was shocked and started laughing good times!

Funny that they offer 4 hands next when the two hands was terrible. Guess they can't read people's reactions very well after session.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3891313]I stopped a couple weeks ago and got Mickey. Same assessment as you and it was boring. She said next time Mia and me do 4 hand and it will be fun, NOT. LOL.[/QUOTE]