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[QUOTE=JoesGarage;4023952]This shit is getting old. I know neither of you guys is full on gay, but could you two take your bromance to private messages? It's not helping anybody get laid. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yea JESSE.

[QUOTE=Jesse54;4023619]Why in the hell did I click on that link? Some things can not be unseen. " Squeal like a pig?" I think Detroit loves that flavor bacon.

This goes back to grandpa sayin do not fight or fuck out of your weight class!

Jesse.[/QUOTE]Seems most on STG weigh more than me and that's a "BIG" no, no, for me at least. But whatever floats your "Tug Boat" YMMV!

[QUOTE=JoesGarage;4023952]This shit is getting old. I know neither of you guys is full on gay, but could you two take your bromance to private messages? It's not helping anybody get laid. LOL.[/QUOTE]I can only speak for myself but promise I am ZERO percent gay. Borderline homophobe. The only penis I want to see is mine perferably buried in a Vagina.

The Detroit nonsense started when he proudly sent me a message that he had hooked up with a utr that had been MIA. I could not contain myself as I had seen her the previous day. I informed him if his lips touched hers or he daty that chances were my DNA was in his mouth. I assured him I had drank a 64 oz jug of pineapple juice that the DNA should taste sweet. Of couse he felt the need to fire back. All in fun. He is one of the few I have met in person which speaks volumes as to my trust of him. I will try to contain giving him shit.

On the pussy front this is a helluva a week for me. What seems to be my go to gal text me last night needing a few coins. Who am I to deny her a shot of vitamin J?

I hope to see a younger blonde UTR tonite. Mid 20's petite as cute as they come. Wednesday is new to me chocolate day. Thursday could be my Ginger friend who was in Weirsdale a couple of years ago for you old timers. I am an active rascal when left without a chaperone.

So question to you car date fqrs as I recently had a car date after the sun went down. Much more relaxed after dark. Are y'all doing the deed in the passanger seat, backseat or bent over the trunk?? Damn mosquittos can be hell. I would have never thought Asian CG would be possible in a backseat. Thanks in advance for advice to this car date newbie.

Waving the white flag brother Detroit.

Cheers Jesse.

[QUOTE=Jesse54;4024201]I can only speak for myself but promise I am ZERO percent gay. Borderline homophobe. The only penis I want to see is mine perferably buried in a Vagina.

The Detroit nonsense started when he proudly sent me a message that he had hooked up with a utr that had been MIA. I could not contain myself as I had seen her the previous day. I informed him if his lips touched hers or he daty that chances were my DNA was in his mouth. I assured him I had drank a 64 oz jug of pineapple juice that the DNA should taste sweet. Of couse he felt the need to fire back. All in fun. He is one of the few I have met in person which speaks volumes as to my trust of him. I will try to contain giving him shit.

On the pussy front this is a helluva a week for me. What seems to be my go to gal text me last night needing a few coins. Who am I to deny her a shot of vitamin J?

I hope to see a younger blonde UTR tonite. Mid 20's petite as cute as they come. Wednesday is new to me chocolate day. Thursday could be my Ginger friend who was in Weirsdale a couple of years ago for you old timers. I am an active rascal when left without a chaperone.

So question to you car date fqrs as I recently had a car date after the sun went down. Much more relaxed after dark. Are y'all doing the deed in the passanger seat, backseat or bent over the trunk?? Damn mosquittos can be hell. I would have never thought Asian CG would be possible in a backseat. Thanks in advance for advice to this car date newbie.

Waving the white flag brother Detroit.

Cheers Jesse.[/QUOTE]I love the banter back and forth between you two, makes Slocala more interesting, thanks, but for everyone else, YMMV!

[QUOTE=Lars36;4024257]I love the banter back and forth between you two, makes Slocala more interesting, thanks, but for everyone else, YMMV![/QUOTE]The banter really is the best on this board. I check out the other boards and there isn't anything like it. More importantly the reviews on the girls I think are much more detailed in my opinion. Not so much gory details but smaller details like, do they check their phones (lars), are they clean, candy usage etc. The community here just seems friendlier and more detail oriented.

Does anyone really know what happened to Cheyenne? I have gotten several different stories. (Rehab, baker acted, severe infection).

She was very nice to have around and was becoming one of my regulars. Hope she returns.

[QUOTE=JoesGarage;4023952]This shit is getting old. I know neither of you guys is full on gay, but could you two take your bromance to private messages? It's not helping anybody get laid. LOL.[/QUOTE]Oh an believe it or not. JESSE and I talk almost all week on different shit. Playing around, reviews, comments of all kinds! JESSE will try and b a good boy but for me. Shit happens!

JESSE you need to try it rawdog once in awhile it's like nice Fresh Bacon! LMFAO.

Hey guys. Haven't been posting pics of Amber lately because my PM box gets slammed when I do. She wanted me to toss these up and give you guys a warm holiday "hello".

Happy Holidays!

Someone sane, easy going, has a phone and can drive. Like a normal person that wants to do this for some extra cash.

Not looking for anything beyond BBBJ. Maybe once a week.

Any suggestions?

I had a sweet deal setup where I previously lived. Nice gal that was into BJs. We'd hookup from time to time and that's what I'm trying to find here.

This one use to be around a long time ago. Anyone have any experience with her??

[URL]http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ladyluck/142172228617[/URL]

[QUOTE=Detroit352;4025264]This one use to be around a long time ago. Anyone have any experience with her??

[URL]http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/ladyluck/142172228617[/URL][/QUOTE]Hey bro multiple reviews on her. She is good for about one visit and that's it. I have reviewed her more than once on the Gainesville board when she first hit town. Word of advice, don't believe a thing she says. Your first visit will be amazing. It's sob story after sob story after that. She says she has a driver but its actually her manager. PM me if you want "my" details. Save your money on that one.

Still new to the forums, but wanted to know if anyone had any info on this lady? Her ad had no number, so I risked the e-mail. She did respond, but have not met yet. Any info would be appreciated.

[URL]http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/discreet-fun/144170242489[/URL]

[QUOTE=LinStorm;4025397]Hey bro multiple reviews on her. She is good for about one visit and that's it. I have reviewed her more than once on the Gainesville board when she first hit town. Word of advice, don't believe a thing she says. Your first visit will be amazing. It's sob story after sob story after that. She says she has a driver but its actually her manager. PM me if you want "my" details. Save your money on that one.[/QUOTE]Thanku brother! I guess I'll save my Mario tokens!

[QUOTE=Player911;4025427]Still new to the forums, but wanted to know if anyone had any info on this lady? Her ad had no number, so I risked the e-mail. She did respond, but have not met yet. Any info would be appreciated.

[URL]http://ocala.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/discreet-fun/144170242489[/URL][/QUOTE]How did you contact Phone or e-mail?

All email only ads are scams searching for your identity. If she does reply let us know. I am betting you will never see her or anyone like her from this ad.

[QUOTE=LinStorm;4025397]Hey bro multiple reviews on her. She is good for about one visit and that's it. I have reviewed her more than once on the Gainesville board when she first hit town. Word of advice, don't believe a thing she says. Your first visit will be amazing. It's sob story after sob story after that. She says she has a driver but its actually her manager. PM me if you want "my" details. Save your money on that one.[/QUOTE]Looked at her too since her ad says she is pretty much open to anything. In reality she is open to pretty much nothing.