[QUOTE=Looking #1]Has anyone seen Kate in the last two weeks?[/QUOTE]I was just looking at the photo links and seen Kate and Katie. One is blond the other brunette. I see Katie who is blonde. I haven't seen the other one in a while.
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[QUOTE=Looking #1]Has anyone seen Kate in the last two weeks?[/QUOTE]I was just looking at the photo links and seen Kate and Katie. One is blond the other brunette. I see Katie who is blonde. I haven't seen the other one in a while.
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[QUOTE=T Shirt]I was just looking at the photo links and seen Kate and Katie. One is blond the other brunette. I see Katie who is blonde. I haven't seen the other one in a while.
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Been a long time since I've seen Katie, can't even remember how long. From
what I remember though always a good time with her. Come to think of it
I can't even remember when I saw her last on the ave.
Now the brunette Kate is a friggin fixture of DD like the Rocky statue
is of the Art Museum. I've actually seen her stand behind that window
just staring out looking for a date for hours and hours on end. I dated her
when she first hit the scene a bunch of times, but she got to the point
where she became beyond hairy. Hair hanging out panties is bad enough
but when you put their legs over your shoulder and they are almost as
hairy as your own thats enough for me to never chance go back.
Oh yea, so after I see the extreme bush and the hairy legs are really
getting it harder for me to perform, I spin her around and figure I'd just
hit it doggy to eliminate the sites I was seeing, now her ass is hairier than
mine. I dismounted put my stuff on and never dated her again. I've heard
from others that she has been staying on the grooming issues as of late
but I personally wouldn't risk seeing that again.
[QUOTE=Tall Cheyenne1]Earlier today I was reading posts. And coconut poke or whatever his name is made a reference about me being a man. I thought that was all done with. But I do have pictures of myself but they aren't naked ones or anything like that.[/QUOTE]
So when were those pics taken. Look's like they were taken along time ago.
Anything more recent?
[QUOTE=Ho Lover1]Will be in Philly later this summer to see what the city has to offer. Would like to take in a Phillies game while there. What motel did you stay at while there? Was it convenient to the track for taking girls to the room.[/QUOTE]
Unfortunately Philly is lacking any quality hotels close to the hunting grounds.
You have the Patio and Carlysle for short time. If you go to the Landing or Center City you are paying a premium and depending what sw'er you pick
up you may not want to parade her through the lobby.
The best access would be either the Hub on US1 which is about 65 a night or one of the hotels across the bridge. None are even 1 star hotels but are safe
and reasonably clean. The problem with the Jersey Motels is that most
girls are afraid of crossing the bridge with you and if they do they want
a premium. THey feel if they get stranded in Jersey is a royal pain to get
back whereas in Philly they could just hop on a bus and be back in no
time at all.
I admit that I am a little hesitant in picking up new girls and would rather stay with ones I am familiar with, either by previous meetings or reports on this board.
Last night it was quite empty and chanced a new lady down a little south of Lehigh. Her name is Mellisa and she is quite a find. Short brown/red hair and stands about 5'4". About 22 yrs old and very cute. Very pleasant to be with and a first for an Ave girl, does not smoke. Told me she has only been down here for a week but had previously worked last year until she got clean. Unfortunatly she relapsed and is at it again. Spent two hours at a room with her and enjoyed her company as much as the activities. If you meet her be kind and she will respond likewise. I only hope she gets wise and goes back home soon.
Met Debbie in early evening at the corner of Thayer. She's an older (40's), 5'2" very petite blonde with a deep smoker's voice. Says she recently lost her job and has fallen back on an old occupation. She last did this 8-10 years ago on K. Although I picked her up when it was still daylight she said she usually works in the wee hours around 4-6am. Long ago she used to work as a dancer and back in high school was a gymnast and runner. Not bad looking for her age and I had her take off most of her clothes and the body is still pretty tight except for some tit sagginess. She said she's been clean for several years and is worried that she'll fall back on her old habits now that she's back on the Ave. Claims she's been applying everywhere but can't get hired and was even asking me if I knew of anybody who was hiring.
Debbie's BBBJ service was good although not great. No rush at all. Ended by swallowing which always gets extra points in my book. Friendly, good-hearted girl. I'd repeat.
Picked up Brittney near Tioga late Sunday night around 3am.
Visited the Patio. She told me her digits still work. There were some walkers
out Sunday on the stroll.
I was amazed how many girls were on the K this evening around 6:30 pm. I counted four WSWs between the car dealership on Pike to Castor, and another four between Castor and Venango. Plus there was another across the street, perched on the stoop at the bus stop at Kenzo & Castor. Two were not bad looking, but honestly I rarely stop on Kenzo Ave to pick up a girl during daylight hours. It's much safer to have her turn the corner at Pike or Buckius and meet her on Jasper. Sadly, the two better looking ones were too far from this area. I didn't travel south of Tioga, but I imagine there were more girls in that direction. There was just a tremendous free market flesh trade vibe tonight on the K.
And there didn't seem to be much LE heat prowling the area. Perhaps the invisible hand of govenment is working to keep this market de-regulated.
I stopped in DD for a cup of coffee, and as I sat at a table sipping it, Kate and Gina sauntered in, fresh from a double-team date they'd just had. I'd never met Gina before, although I know her reputation from reading this forum; she's a fairly decent looking blonde with a very square jaw line, small boobs, and a decent body. I would with her, definitely, but I didn't tonight.
While I chatted with Gina & Kate I noticed another blonde standing outside; she had short blonde hair and was voluptuous without being fat, but before I could check her out she hopped into a car lickety split. Anyone know who I am talking about? She was cute, maybe in her early 20s, wearing tan khaki pants and a black top.
I ended up taking Kate home with me. Her grooming habits (ie removing her excess body hair) have improved much lately, and she just looks better and healthier than I have ever seen her look. She's a sweet and altruistic provider, one of the few I'd even consider bringing to the homestead. I readily admit I like variety and newness, but with Kate I don't have to worry about shoddy service, and I damn sure know she's not going to steal from my house or rip me off. Plus--and this is important--she doesn't look like a sleazy 'ho, which makes it easier to openly have her come to my house in front of my nosy neighbors.
I considered bringing both and Gina and Kate home, but I don't know Gina well and my trust level is very low when it comes to K girls. Kate assured me that Gina's a standup gal, so maybe next time I will try a date with her.
It appeared the K was a target-rich environment tonight. In these days of a rapidly declining economy, it's good to know there are plenty of willing naughty girls out there ready to bargain their wiles with sex addicts like me and all you fellow mongers. The paucity of reports on here lately makes me hope the current economic decline isn't hurting too many of you out here. However, if the demand is low but the supply is high, that could effectively lower street rates. And I just happen to have a generous economic stimulus package for the better looking girls on the stroll.
Can anyone help me out with a good stroll to take?
I'll spare you all my literary stylings, I've only popped up because my curiosity's been piqued. Have a question for my fellow seniors or anyone else who might be privy to the high-level intel I'm looking for.
I was on a date with Britney last night. She's looking good as a blonde, but she's been extensively reviewed so I won't bother here, other than to say that for whatever reason, she was much nicer and more enthusiastic to be with me than I've seen her acting in the past. Perhaps because of this, she got a little talky and mentioned a private members' only club not too far from the K which holds a monthly "do" they call "Who*e Thursday" with dances and all kinds of on premises extras at what are apparently ridiculous rock-bottom prices - $10 bj's were specifically mentioned. How do they do it? Volume, of course. It doesn't sound like a scene for the weak of heart. But I'm not in that category.
I don't want to get too specific with locations, although I will disclose the specific spot I'm talking about to established seniors with bona fides. It's a place we've all been by a gazillion times, but it gives off no external hint of this type of debauchery inside - in fact, I've usually thought it to be more of a neighborhoody type union hall or legion joint, but apparently it's not.
Obviously, I want a membership to said club and definitely want in on the next party. If anyone can assist with info on this gala fete, please PM me. I've got info on some pretty good providers I haven't seen reviewed here yet, some of whom even have contact info - at least until they lose their phones in a few days.
[QUOTE=Dark Phoenix]I'll spare you all my literary stylings, I've only popped up because my curiosity's been piqued. Have a question for my fellow seniors or anyone else who might be privy to the high-level intel I'm looking for.
I was on a date with Britney last night. She's looking good as a blonde, but she's been extensively reviewed so I won't bother here, other than to say that for whatever reason, she was much nicer and more enthusiastic to be with me than I've seen her acting in the past. Perhaps because of this, she got a little talky and mentioned a private members' only club not too far from the K which holds a monthly "do" they call "Who*e Thursday" with dances and all kinds of on premises extras at what are apparently ridiculous rock-bottom prices - $10 bj's were specifically mentioned. How do they do it? Volume, of course. It doesn't sound like a scene for the weak of heart. But I'm not in that category.
I don't want to get too specific with locations, although I will disclose the specific spot I'm talking about to established seniors with bona fides. It's a place we've all been by a gazillion times, but it gives off no external hint of this type of debauchery inside - in fact, I've usually thought it to be more of a neighborhoody type union hall or legion joint, but apparently it's not.
Obviously, I want a membership to said club and definitely want in on the next party. If anyone can assist with info on this gala fete, please PM me. I've got info on some pretty good providers I haven't seen reviewed here yet, some of whom even have contact info - at least until they lose their phones in a few days.[/QUOTE]
Hey ya never answered my last PM? Contact me!!
[QUOTE=Davey1965]Hey ya never answered my last PM? Contact me!![/QUOTE]
Sorry about that. I've been meaning to, work's been hellishly busy. I'll give you a buzz this week. And BTW, you were right in your last PM, that was definitely Darlene. She's tried more times than I can count to try to get me to take her on a dope run before the deed, but I always decline that request no matter who it is. If you can get her down to business, she's a decent provider, though.
Found Jessica this morning at about 4:30am near the DD on the K. She is a brunette with short hair, the tightest bod I have ever seen on a WSW and a smile that makes you feel like you're actually out on a date!
I was only passing through and she did not have a place otherwise I would have partaked of more of that incredible body.
Instead, we parked and did the BBBJCIM. No rush.
She really is a fantastic girl. I have digits but will only share with bona fide senior members.
Here, verbatim, is every single contribution - all 6 of them - that Coconut Poke has made to this forum since he stopped using his Ed Norton identity. You can tell they're one and the same due to his constant obsession with homosexuality and his penchant for acting as if he's an administrator of this board, which is typical of him and others of his ilk:
6/23/08 (displaying his latent homosexuality):
[quote]Good point. You'll get better quality by renting a private room and sharing your, uh, info there. The Carlyle's still only $20. You two enjoy yourselves.
For the rest of us, here's some recent insightful commentary you may have missed: (quote omitted)[/quote]6/23/08 (once again):
[quote]Would you two lovers please get a room?[/quote]6/4/08 (his most recent post as the admin of the board):
[quote]Hi Guys,
Here are two posts from Tall Cheyenne today. I told her this is the best thread to post them and future posts, because she is a special friend of CookyJar’s and because this thread is more suitable for conversations and friendly non-report banter.
CookyJar and everyone: even if you have read Tall Cheyenne’s posts elsewhere, I hope you’ll respond to them here. She knows how to get here now!
Thanks[/quote]6/4/08, once again thinking he's Jackson, and clearly off his meds:
[quote]Tall Cheyenne,
CookyJar hangs out in a new thread of his own, where there are lots of interesting photos and friendly conversations going on. You will like it. Please put all of your future posts over there.
Just click on this link ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5406)[/url], Tall Cheyenne, and then post away!
By posting over there from now on you will be welcomed with open arms by CookyJar and his many friends. It will also help keep this thread strictly for short reports by guys on streetwalker action. That makes it easier for us to do "research".
Many thanks![/quote]5/13/08, once again providing a helpful review:
[quote]Mike,
I could go on for pages with examples of why I and others don't love those contributions. Suffice it to say the pictures are great; I think that's what you really are talking about. But the sex "stories" are exaggerated and boring and obviously written to create a macho image. The "opinions" are boring and silly (Did you catch the weighty ponderings about taking/not taking a gun out on mongering trips, or shaved/not shaved pussy, or fat/not fat asses? ), and the "information" is outdated and, apparently, inaccurate.
I think the point critics are making is that this thread is for legit SW reports. That will happen if the writer will show some self-restraint and contain his contributions to his eponymous thread.[/quote]And his epic tour de force of 5/11/08, where he actually regurgitates what he's read on the fucking forum:
• The hotel name is C-A-R-L-Y-L-E, unlike the name given by the previous poster.
• It is located between Broad and 15th Streets, unlike the incorrect information given by the previous poster.
• It is not necessarily safer than most, unlike the guess of the previous poster. It's a drug user's haven. It you take, for example room 108, off to the right and around the corner, you leave yourself more open to junkies breaking in and robbing you. The desk clerks know this and almost always assign 103 and 104, which are right down the corridor from the front desk.
• The Liberty is not a dump, despite the belief of the previous poster. The rooms are plain, but nice enough, and unlike the other hotels mentioned, have a bath with each room. Last known price was $35/night.
• A K Avenue regular told me the Liberty no longer accepts hourly clients. I would believe her over someone who never went inside, like the previous poster.
An impressive list of accomplishments from an author clearly incapable of actually delivering on the idea, stated in his devastatingly brilliant 6/4/08 critique, of keeping this thread "strictly for short reports by guys on streetwalker action." Brilliant how he can simultaneously dictate what should go on here and yet totally ignore his own position, no? I LOVE a guy who can't take his own advice and talks shit to others for not doing so also. Bravissimo!!
And what do you get when you look at other reports that I've posted? Nothing even APPROACHING the brilliance and utility of this fine - no, exemplary - individual, who should serve as an inspiration to us all. Truly a fine author - in fact, I heard James Lipton is looking to interview him.
Coconut Poke is typical of why I retired from posting a year ago, and why I'm doing so again after this one - I really only wanted to see if I could get some information after giving so much in the past, and as usual all you get is useless trolls giving you a hard time. It was annoying last year, no less so now. Since it hasn't gotten any better, I'll go back from whence I came (in CP's mom).
DP
P.S. Word has it that "coconut poke" is a reference to sticking one's penis into one of the 3 small holes located on the end of a coconut, which are generally about 1/3" in diameter.
Dark Phoenix:
You did an excellent run through of the uselesness and hypocrisy of the annoying Coconut Poke. As soon as he made his first couple of posts, telling others what to do and where to post, I looked back to see who and what he was -- and I'm sure many others did too -- and we all found exactly what you did. Of course I shrugged him off as the village idiot to be ignored but you have a special reason to feel offended. Not only did he come after you (and unecessarily) but he proved the worst of this forum: That the village idiots are obsessively jealous of the most valueable contributors. Witness as well the attacks on the venerable Cooky Jar. I want to add that I was glad to see you return here for a bit and it pained me to see how quickly the lowest of the low went after you and Davey (two top notch contributors). I am saddened to see that he got to you so easily. So in case you don't hear the kudos, many of us out here know who is worth reading and who is worth ignoring ---- and the jury is with you, friend.
-- Forth Ryte