Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Now this is a guy that get's it. I am pretty sure there have been times we have met for a drink at a "sports" bar and when he walked out he couldn't tell you if me or anyone else was there, but he can give you a detailed description and a name, and more than a number or two to go with every pair and anything else that got shoved into his face-focus is so under-rated sometimes. The rest of us go home not knowing what we saw except Sport's Center highlights, and he has a plan how to corral more than one of them at a time, that is how success is born.[/QUOTE]

You exaggerate greatly, but as they say, flattery will get you everywhere. Always works for the ladies on me.

And it's not true, last time we met, after greeting you by our friend Freckle Freak's name, I eventually realized my mistake and called you by your actual name. So I can remember other stuff even in "focused" mode. Sometimes.

An email. A text. A few hundred dollars. Had a chance to spend a Sunday night at PT's with Jillian and it was illustrative of the...um...power of this board.

I was there first and took a squint around at the surroundings. I know virtually no girls there, but I caught the eye of particularly tall blond, with a Jessica Simpson-5-years-ago hairstyle and smile. She recognized me from Babes or somewhere she used to work, but I couldn't say I placed her right away. She came over and sat and we talked while I pretended my hardest not to notice her hand rubbing my leg and privates. I'm surprised the DJ didn't notice. I told her I was waiting for my friend and we would want her later, so she went off to sit on another guys lap and rub his crotch I presume.

Jillian came in, looking like a million bucks as usual, causing a little stir in the place and we got a drink or two and caught up - then things got strange! The blond came over and said the guy she was with recognized her - and me - and that we were kind of a big deal. This intrigued her and she was oozing all over us (no, not literally). We had never seen him before. Maybe 40, average build, balding, pleasant looking - and looking at us again smiling. God.

When Jillian went to the bathroom, he came over introduced himself and said he KNEW who she was as soon as she walked in, and knew me too. He leaned into me and whispered conspritorally "Are you (left and right glance)...a Board Member?" Yes, I'm on a few boards, I said. Well, he got a little flustered and said it was great to meet me, knew who she was from my reviews, loved my reports, etc, etc. I felt a little embarassed and creeped out but later it was all good. He was nice and just genuinely excited to get it right - for he has been a lurker for some time and has never posted. Never posted! But figured out by LOOKING at us (before meeting us) who we were!

Well, Jillian and I had our share of the creepies - plus it was so slow - and got the hell out of there, back to my place (after getting the contact info for the blond who told me she wanted to be just like Jillian one day, could I help her? THATS a developing story). And I will refrain from filling you in on the fabulous details of our night alone, except to say I did some new things to her, involving my hand, my mouth, her with her ass in the air, my cock and me washing the bedspread afterwards.

So - wherever you are lurker - please register, post and introduce yourself. When we left you were knee-deep in strippers and I for one would like a report!

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]An email. A text. A few hundred dollars. Had a chance to spend a Sunday night at PT's with Jillian and it was illustrative of the...um...power of this board.

I was there first and took a squint around at the surroundings. I know virtually no girls there, but I caught the eye of particularly tall blond, with a Jessica Simpson-5-years-ago hairstyle and smile. She recognized me from Babes or somewhere she used to work, but I couldn't say I placed her right away. She came over and sat and we talked while I pretended my hardest not to notice her hand rubbing my leg and privates. I'm surprised the DJ didn't notice. I told her I was waiting for my friend and we would want her later, so she went off to sit on another guys lap and rub his crotch I presume.

Jillian came in, looking like a million bucks as usual, causing a little stir in the place and we got a drink or two and caught up - then things got strange! The blond came over and said the guy she was with recognized her - and me - and that we were kind of a big deal. This intrigued her and she was oozing all over us (no, not literally). We had never seen him before. Maybe 40, average build, balding, pleasant looking - and looking at us again smiling. God.

When Jillian went to the bathroom, he came over introduced himself and said he KNEW who she was as soon as she walked in, and knew me too. He leaned into me and whispered conspritorally "Are you (left and right glance)...a Board Member?" Yes, I'm on a few boards, I said. Well, he got a little flustered and said it was great to meet me, knew who she was from my reviews, loved my reports, etc, etc. I felt a little embarassed and creeped out but later it was all good. He was nice and just genuinely excited to get it right - for he has been a lurker for some time and has never posted. Never posted! But figured out by LOOKING at us (before meeting us) who we were!

Well, Jillian and I had our share of the creepies - plus it was so slow - and got the hell out of there, back to my place (after getting the contact info for the blond who told me she wanted to be just like Jillian one day, could I help her? THATS a developing story). And I will refrain from filling you in on the fabulous details of our night alone, except to say I did some new things to her, involving my hand, my mouth, her with her ass in the air, my cock and me washing the bedspread afterwards.

So - wherever you are lurker - please register, post and introduce yourself. When we left you were knee-deep in strippers and I for one would like a report![/QUOTE]


That is really surprising, because it isn't like you have ever tried to call attention to yourself or anything. Not exactly UTR I suppose.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]That is really surprising, because it isn't like you have ever tried to call attention to yourself or anything. Not exactly UTR I suppose.[/QUOTE]

True! Good one (ouch).

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]True! Good one (ouch).[/QUOTE]

C'mon man, I mean you are Mr.Popular and I am merely Obvious. Never said it was a bad thing, after all you are the one whom young lovely strippers turn to to make it big as an escort, I would think that might prove to be a very lucrative hobby, even if you only employ the barter system. Mr Popular, sexual god, star maker, escort agent; we may have to come up with a system of acronym or abbreviations similar to the ones used for academic degrees. Mr. Popular, S.G., S.M., E.A.,. Senior Member Emeritus. How about just L.D. Doctor of Love. Last Sunday you are out cavorting with escorts, starting a new chapter of Future Panderers of America while I am sitting around draining my pool that betrayed me over the winter and trying to figure out how I am going to kick my daughter's suddenly ex-prom date's ass without her knowing. It must be good to be the king, or the LD, FPA President. Way to go bro.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]An email. A text. A few hundred dollars. Had a chance to spend a Sunday night at PT's with Jillian and it was illustrative of the. Um. Power of this board.

I was there first and took a squint around at the surroundings. I know virtually no girls there, but I caught the eye of particularly tall blond, with a Jessica Simpson-5-years-ago hairstyle and smile. She recognized me from Babes or somewhere she used to work, but I couldn't say I placed her right away. She came over and sat and we talked while I pretended my hardest not to notice her hand rubbing my leg and privates. I'm surprised the DJ didn't notice. I told her I was waiting for my friend and we would want her later, so she went off to sit on another guys lap and rub his crotch I presume.

Jillian came in, looking like a million bucks as usual, causing a little stir in the place and we got a drink or two and caught up. Then things got strange! The blond came over and said the guy she was with recognized her. And me. And that we were kind of a big deal. This intrigued her and she was oozing all over us (no, not literally). We had never seen him before. Maybe 40, average build, balding, pleasant looking. And looking at us again smiling. God.

When Jillian went to the bathroom, he came over introduced himself and said he KNEW who she was as soon as she walked in, and knew me too. He leaned into me and whispered conspritorally "Are you (left and right glance). A Board Member? " Yes, I'm on a few boards, I said. Well, he got a little flustered and said it was great to meet me, knew who she was from my reviews, loved my reports, etc, etc. I felt a little embarassed and creeped out but later it was all good. He was nice and just genuinely excited to get it right. For he has been a lurker for some time and has never posted. Never posted! But figured out by LOOKING at us (before meeting us) who we were!

Well, Jillian and I had our share of the creepies. Plus it was so slow. And got the hell out of there, back to my place (after getting the contact info for the blond who told me she wanted to be just like Jillian one day, could I help her? THATS a developing story). And I will refrain from filling you in on the fabulous details of our night alone, except to say I did some new things to her, involving my hand, my mouth, her with her ass in the air, my cock and me washing the bedspread afterwards.

So. Wherever you are lurker. Please register, post and introduce yourself. When we left you were knee-deep in strippers and I for one would like a report![/QUOTE]And to think I missed out by not following you to PT's. Would have loved to have met Jillian and Mr? BBF was actually kinda lame BTW. We left right after you.

Thanks for the invite Friday night. Just what I needed after a hard day of work. Titties and beer with a slice of pizza thrown in. My son also enjoyed himself. Chip off the ol block as they say.

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]And to think I missed out by not following you to PT's. Would have loved to have met Jillian and Mr? BBF was actually kinda lame BTW. We left right after you.[/QUOTE]

Lol, I wasn't feeling the love there! Was good to see you too man, PM me w your number, I...have...a...picture.

I have been hanging my hat at PT's recently. I've always avoided PT's because....well, why again? I don't know why, actually. I guess I read on here how stuck up the girls are; how expensive it is; how the girls aren't "real" like the ones you meet at lesser clubs. And all true. But what was never mentioned was how unbelievebly hot....and accessible the girls are. And the others aren't very real either by the way.

I for one am getting tired of sitting in a crowd with some average-looking girl with two kids, stretch marks and man who left her, complaining how broke she is. If I want that, I can drop by my ex-wifes for a visit. So can you probably.

For example, I met a hot number this week who is very young, very cute and very willing to make a friend any way she can. She certainly made an impression on me by taking the bull out with both hands like we were in a private room. Wait, we were! What is often not mentioned is the dances are in private booths, with nice sofas and no cameras. So if you are careful and sly (I am both), your dances can have great mileage with the right girl. Yes, $25 per song, but I got more out of it faster than I do at other clubs.

I met two others, one hotter than the other - both tall, thin, blond, blue eyes and without flaw or freckle that I could find - especially the last one - who showed me unrequited love. Once behind the curtain, the last one had her g-string pulled to one side and I was given access front and back with my mouth, fingers...and cock. She had me unzipped in full view and was working me like a...well, let's see, I'm out of descriptors but you get the idea. When we were done, she had to stuff napkins down her panties to dry off. 6 songs.

Yes, if you compare it to other strip clubs it may be expensive, but the quality of girl and the privacy compares more with escorts - plus order the shrimp cocktail it's excellent, as is the salmon. It's like a date night right there. I brought a beautiful lady friend (non-pro) last week and for 9 songs we did the Cupid Shuffle right in the booth with one of the girls she picked out - my friend first riding me for 3 or 4 songs with the girl assisting, then the two of them in a frenzy with me assisting. That's mileage.

So - who are these girls? I will give names to those I really know on here because I don't want them found out. And I think it helps if you walk in there with a girl like...say, Jillian, then they think you're Mr. Popular and your stock goes up. Relax, that's a joke. YMMV, but I know they were pretty game. PM me for details, I share.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]What is often not mentioned is the dances are in private booths, with nice sofas and no cameras.[/QUOTE]

I haven't been to PTs in a long time, due to the reasons you stated in your post. This arrangement is much different than I remember; when I was going there regularly the "private" dances were done in a large area farthest from the entry door, past the bar and the stages, on the north wall. It was very open and had these green pleather seats like the big half-circle booths at the older McDonald's. Absolutely no mileage was to be had there day or night. I will have to give PTs another try based on the new(ish) arrangements.

[QUOTE=West Central]I haven't been to PTs in a long time, due to the reasons you stated in your post. This arrangement is much different than I remember; when I was going there regularly the "private" dances were done in a large area farthest from the entry door, past the bar and the stages, on the north wall. It was very open and had these green pleather seats like the big half-circle booths at the older McDonald's. Absolutely no mileage was to be had there day or night. I will have to give PTs another try based on the new(ish) arrangements.[/QUOTE]Well, have to attest to Mr. Popular's account, and admit I have been carefully re-searching this prior to posting. Haha. (ok, I've been way-hoggin, I admit it). I think the mileage I've been getting is because I have been discreet, cool, sly etc, and there at the right time, and not rushed it. I am going to admit being partial to the type at PT's vs. HH. I just can't do HH. My guess is as usual it depends on your attitude and the gal in question. YMMV.

FF70

Hey any body got Friday afternoon free? In town W nothing to do.

A long time ago when a few people thought you were uncle leo I said I didn't think you were but I thought you were a douche for "playing friends" with the chicks. If this is what being a douche gets you... I want to be a douche too - criticism retracted.


Also, "And the others aren't very real either by the way", amused the fuck out of me.



[QUOTE=Mr Popular]I have been hanging my hat at PT's recently. I've always avoided PT's because....well, why again? I don't know why, actually. I guess I read on here how stuck up the girls are; how expensive it is; how the girls aren't "real" like the ones you meet at lesser clubs. And all true. But what was never mentioned was how unbelievebly hot....and accessible the girls are. And the others aren't very real either by the way.

I for one am getting tired of sitting in a crowd with some average-looking girl with two kids, stretch marks and man who left her, complaining how broke she is. If I want that, I can drop by my ex-wifes for a visit. So can you probably.

For example, I met a hot number this week who is very young, very cute and very willing to make a friend any way she can. She certainly made an impression on me by taking the bull out with both hands like we were in a private room. Wait, we were! What is often not mentioned is the dances are in private booths, with nice sofas and no cameras. So if you are careful and sly (I am both), your dances can have great mileage with the right girl. Yes, $25 per song, but I got more out of it faster than I do at other clubs.

I met two others, one hotter than the other - both tall, thin, blond, blue eyes and without flaw or freckle that I could find - especially the last one - who showed me unrequited love. Once behind the curtain, the last one had her g-string pulled to one side and I was given access front and back with my mouth, fingers...and cock. She had me unzipped in full view and was working me like a...well, let's see, I'm out of descriptors but you get the idea. When we were done, she had to stuff napkins down her panties to dry off. 6 songs.

Yes, if you compare it to other strip clubs it may be expensive, but the quality of girl and the privacy compares more with escorts - plus order the shrimp cocktail it's excellent, as is the salmon. It's like a date night right there. I brought a beautiful lady friend (non-pro) last week and for 9 songs we did the Cupid Shuffle right in the booth with one of the girls she picked out - my friend first riding me for 3 or 4 songs with the girl assisting, then the two of them in a frenzy with me assisting. That's mileage.

So - who are these girls? I will give names to those I really know on here because I don't want them found out. And I think it helps if you walk in there with a girl like...say, Jillian, then they think you're Mr. Popular and your stock goes up. Relax, that's a joke. YMMV, but I know they were pretty game. PM me for details, I share.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dave30]A long time ago when a few people thought you were uncle leo I said I didn't think you were but I thought you were a douche for "playing friends" with the chicks. If this is what being a douche gets you... I want to be a douche too - criticism retracted.[/QUOTE]

Yes, you can be one too! Friends, then?

QUOTE: I for one am getting tired of sitting in a crowd with some average-looking girl with two kids, stretch marks and man who left her, complaining how broke she is. If I want that, I can drop by my ex-wifes for a visit. So can you probably.


Depending on how you read this and depending on your ex--this is an extreme offer of friendship I would say. And you are right-it would feel exactly like hanging at most clubs these days-I take it she would also try to take advantage of perceived kindness and leave you at the first sign of a better deal. The only thing that doesn't ring true is the crowd thing-haven't seen much of them lately, which is just one more thing to complain about. The big difference is although I don't know you well I feel safe in saying you didn't beat and abuse her--or reverse the deadbolts and lock her in your rent by the day home. On a brighter note, I have made good friends with a cute little dancer who prefers to dance outside the club( a rather non distinguished one), and the beauty of it is it has a built-in shelf life- babies' daddy will have finished his two year vacation soon and take her off my hands. Mr P -I think you will get this and appreciate it, she thinks I look like Robin Williams--the problem is she has no idea who he is(too young?) but you know, the guy in the rv vacation movie. It may just be the unusually hairy back that strikes a resemblance-- at least she thinks he is cute (Note she did not say hot, handsome, or any other adjective that would help one's ego- hey I will take what I can get.)