Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=OhioRacer;2407224]Kisses had lost their liquor license. They tried to make it a bring your own beer private totally nude club that only lasted a couple weeks. Then they tried to make it public again with out alcohol. Not much business that way so they closed.

The people who owned Laceys which also owned Kisses were supposed to reopen Kisses back around November which never happened. Last I herd Laceys now has a new owner so maybe the original Kisses owner is trying to reopen it again.[/QUOTE]Wow. Thanks for the info.

Last year I went to a Bike night at Headliners next door and the Lacey's girls did a Wet T shirt Contest that turned into a take the shirts off wet Titty contest, LOL. Open forum for Wet T shirt contest but nobody participated other than the Lacey's girls. A few moments into it some of the girls were grabbing each other's tits and giggling. Quite funny in a way but I felt like I waited around forever for the contest to start and it seemed on the light side of applicants for the contest (about 5 girls). No cost to see that buy the way other than my choice to grab a couple of Rolling Rocks. Josh home band rocked outside that night. I'm not sure what is "missing" at Headliners as this was my first time there but it was a calm environment. Wet t shirt contest was worth seeing per sae for the cost of two beers and amusing. FYI for next time, the contest happened towards the end of the night around 11 pm I believe (which seemed to give everyone a chance to buy some alcohol). Once in college I was in Florida for spring break and I saw the last three contests of a wet t shirt contest find themselves in a three way tie by the scientific method of applause for your choice of girl with the announcers hand over their head. The tie breaker event occurred when the girls bent over to show there asses to the crowd which quite nicely turned into a bend over and pull the pants down to flash the thong show and one gal didn't have underwear on. Needless to say "nice clams" and she won of course, LOL.

[QUOTE=MichMong;2408004]Just got back from Subis on Northline rd. Its about 30 min from Alexis rd on 75. Got an awesome BBBJ from Holly for 60 no song count. Takes me awhile to blow from just a BJ. She has a really nice ass too. Probly 15 girls working. Mostly 6,7,8's there was a little spinner I would call a 9. But I left and stopped in monroe to play with the 2 girls advertising on CL in Monroe. Fun night.[/QUOTE]Wow. What a night. Great report and thanks for sharing for the greater good. Sounds like spending a few extra minutes in the car headed north for the strip clubs is worth it. I also never thot to look at the CL ads in Monroe.

Last year I went to The Palms around 10:30 pm and it was dead. After about 10/12 minutes I asked the girl what was going on and she said that she "thot" that there would have been some girls in by now. Then she said that she "thinks" some girls would be in by 11 pm. I said to her that I "think" I want my 10 dollars back and I'm going to split. She obliged and gave me my money back without saying anything of sorry or come back another time. Lame. I headed up to Platinum and even there it seemed like the midnight buffet was better than the action.

What's the Deal with the car Fire last year at the Palms? I heard that someone got pissed at the owner and burned his suburban or escalade.

[QUOTE=MrChill;2408874]Wow. What a night. Great report and thanks for sharing for the greater good. Sounds like spending a few extra minutes in the car headed north for the strip clubs is worth it. I also never thot to look at the CL ads in Monroe.

Last year I went to The Palms around 10:30 pm and it was dead. After about 10/12 minutes I asked the girl what was going on and she said that she "thot" that there would have been some girls in by now. Then she said that she "thinks" some girls would be in by 11 pm. I said to her that I "think" I want my 10 dollars back and I'm going to split. She obliged and gave me my money back without saying anything of sorry or come back another time. Lame. I headed up to Platinum and even there it seemed like the midnight buffet was better than the action.

What's the Deal with the car Fire last year at the Palms? I heard that someone got pissed at the owner and burned his suburban or escalade.[/QUOTE]Maybe I'm getting older. But you can get anything at the clubs you want and there are no phone numbers, thugs problems, cash and dash. You walk out annonymous. They don't even know your car. All clubs are a free for all in Detroit area. I was even offered anal for an extra 100. Some clubs you have to pay a 20 fee to the keeper dude. I like flight club and penthouse club. Are owned by the same owner and one of the managers is a friends hunting buddy. He says no cameras in the back. Penthouse is awesome. But the farthest drive. Up on 8 mile. Last time at flight club dancer says give me a ride home and ill take care of you. We stopped at a notel and then down 75 home happy. Don't bother with hustler club tho. New mamt is makingit VIP room only. Gas up the car and bring rubbers. Try subis first. Or flight club.

There's plenty of drama and danger to be had at the strip clubs too. Thieving dancers with bouncers on the take. LEO showing up to check dancer's licenses (Michigan). Fights. Armed patrons. Strip club junkies usually cost more than a BP junkies too.

Being "known" by the staff as someone that is not an asshole and doesn't "start shit" helps tremendously. Getting known takes time and money if you don't already have a bud on the staff.

[QUOTE=MichMong;2411569]Maybe I'm getting older. But you can get anything at the clubs you want and there are no phone numbers, thugs problems, cash and dash. You walk out annonymous. They don't even know your car. All clubs are a free for all in Detroit area. I was even offered anal for an extra 100. Some clubs you have to pay a 20 fee to the keeper dude. I like flight club and penthouse club. Are owned by the same owner and one of the managers is a friends hunting buddy. He says no cameras in the back. Penthouse is awesome. But the farthest drive. Up on 8 mile. Last time at flight club dancer says give me a ride home and ill take care of you. We stopped at a notel and then down 75 home happy. Don't bother with hustler club tho. New mamt is makingit VIP room only. Gas up the car and bring rubbers. Try subis first. Or flight club.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the good ole days. Everything sounds like it's Worth the Price of Admission up There. Any and all of the clubs in Atlanta used to be completely off the hook as well. Not sure of the current atmosphere now. Don't get me wrong about Toledo clubs. I mean I thoroughly appreciate only driving 10 minutes and taking in all the sights and scents of these amazing looking women. But it ends there. It's great when someone comes over and asks if I would like a lap dance and I always oblige a lady when she asks if she can sit down and then I offer her a drink. Great times and great views, maybe not so amazing conversations. It's tough to be in the mood for Seafood and NOT be able to order off the menu though, LOL. It Can be slightly uncomfortable turning down a few girls that ask to do a lap dance (some seem to take it personal) but I've found this eye candy has been a good appetizer before setting up a regular BP entree.

There's just something about the electricity in the air when you're wound up and mesmerized sitting by the stage and being able to be led in a trance to a VIP room by a hot body just to find that I loose all interest now when I pass by the multitude of "prohibit" this and that signs in the back room. And did they just secretly dust my fingerprints with glow in the dark powder when I passed by the back check in desk. Man what has happened in the 419? What's next, asking me to sign a disclaimer and get a copy of my photo I'd?

[QUOTE=TimTim513;2413848]I'll be in town the week after next, can anyone suggest a nice strip club that I can take the guys from work to. I would like to buy them dinner for a job well done.[/QUOTE]I would not buy dinner for anyone in a Toledo club. The few that have food are either crappy buffet or deep fried finger food. The only exception I can think of is Diamonds on Rt 2 in Oregon, but unsure of the food quality.

If food means "pie" then I would stick with Platinum or Scarletts, best quality is there. Expect no more than dances.

Any body worth take out at the vu.

Wow. Did not expect this! Was cruising, bored and stopped at Palms on Detroit. After I'd check was a pat down by security. A little worried but if every one else was then no guns in the bar.

Was slow, no girls on stage for first 20 or so minutes.

Then Divine got on stage. Gave her a couple ones, got to see tits. After her stage time we talked, she convinced me to get a dance. Very handsy on both sides with lots of encouragement. After a break, talked to a couple other girls, then Divine came back out in different outfit. Wanted to get a closer look at the outfit, so another dance. At the end, I figured what the hell, worse she can say is no. But she didn't. Unfortunately she wanted 200 $ plus pay for a room. I couldn't afford it (Especially after cover, drinks, three dances from her and one from another) but I would have if I could have. Go to Palms, show the ladies some love, and they might show you some back.

[QUOTE=Jtlats;2419645]Wow. Did not expect this! Was cruising, bored and stopped at Palms on Detroit. After I'd check was a pat down by security. A little worried but if every one else was then no guns in the bar

Was slow, no girls on stage for first 20 or so minutes.

Then Divine got on stage. Gave her a couple ones, got to see tits. After her stage time we talked, she convinced me to get a dance. Very handsy on both sides with lots of encouragement. After a break, talked to a couple other girls, then Divine came back out in different outfit. Wanted to get a closer look at the outfit, so another dance. At the end, I figured what the hell, worse she can say is no. But she didn't. Unfortunately she wanted 200 $ plus pay for a room. I couldn't afford it (Especially after cover, drinks, three dances from her and one from another) but I would have if I could have. Go to Palms, show the ladies some love, and they might show you some back.[/QUOTE]Can you describe divine? Never been to Palms, use to know the head security guy there. Dude you would not want to mess with, not even with three of your best friends, but he is gone now. He told me of all the fighting and even shootings that took place there.

[QUOTE=Jtlats;2419645]Wow. Did not expect this! Was cruising, bored and stopped at Palms on Detroit. After I'd check was a pat down by security. A little worried but if every one else was then no guns in the bar.

Was slow, no girls on stage for first 20 or so minutes.

Then Divine got on stage. Gave her a couple ones, got to see tits. After her stage time we talked, she convinced me to get a dance. Very handsy on both sides with lots of encouragement. After a break, talked to a couple other girls, then Divine came back out in different outfit. Wanted to get a closer look at the outfit, so another dance. At the end, I figured what the hell, worse she can say is no. But she didn't. Unfortunately she wanted 200 $ plus pay for a room. I couldn't afford it (Especially after cover, drinks, three dances from her and one from another) but I would have if I could have. Go to Palms, show the ladies some love, and they might show you some back.[/QUOTE]What day and time did you stop in?

Still looking for Nikki from Scarletts any info on her? I heard she is on like a Sugar Daddy site.

[QUOTE=Jtlats;2419645]Wow. Did not expect this! Was cruising, bored and stopped at Palms on Detroit. After I'd check was a pat down by security. A little worried but if every one else was then no guns in the bar.

Was slow, no girls on stage for first 20 or so minutes.

Then Divine got on stage. Gave her a couple ones, got to see tits. After her stage time we talked, she convinced me to get a dance. Very handsy on both sides with lots of encouragement. After a break, talked to a couple other girls, then Divine came back out in different outfit. Wanted to get a closer look at the outfit, so another dance. At the end, I figured what the hell, worse she can say is no. But she didn't. Unfortunately she wanted 200 $ plus pay for a room. I couldn't afford it (Especially after cover, drinks, three dances from her and one from another) but I would have if I could have. Go to Palms, show the ladies some love, and they might show you some back.[/QUOTE]This almost sounds like Desire. She's a black girl with lots of tats and a similar routine after closing.

Tuesday night. She was a skinny thing with be-Cup at best and medium length hair. Was a lot of fun.