What's the deal with Jay's place? Been there several times and never gotten more than a half-assed massage in a cold room. Do I smell like LE or am I doing something wrong?
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What's the deal with Jay's place? Been there several times and never gotten more than a half-assed massage in a cold room. Do I smell like LE or am I doing something wrong?
On Cleveland's West Side. Over a few years, that's all I know of available there. (Lower price, and ads with street address are a clue.) One I know left to provide more. Some can give a decent relaxation massage, but I've never had a cold room. There are plenty of places that offer more.
[QUOTE=RectalDestroye;1718395]What's the deal with Jay's place? Been there several times and never gotten more than a half-assed massage in a cold room. Do I smell like LE or am I doing something wrong?[/QUOTE]
So after reading a review on these forums as well as from another site, I decided to take the plunge and go see Cougar.
For those of you who don't want to read all this, it was definitely worth it. I will repeat.
For those who want details, here ya go.
Alright, so I went in for the normal massage for $110. 00. I was a little disappointed initially because she is definitely older as it suggests and looks a bit worn out.
But I figured, what the fuck, she's not hideous or anything, just not anything to write home about. So I went through with it and did my thing.
Anyways, the massage started out OK, and she's super chatty which I really don't like honestly, because I don't feel like making up lies or telling a working girl all my damn life story.
Eventually after she quiets down she starts to do a body on body massage while you're laying on your stomach, with some genuine massage worked in, which was very relaxing and nice. After about twenty minutes of this she starts to play with my ass a bit, and I don't know about most guys, but I'm not a fan of that shit, lots of the Asian Massage Parlor chicks do that, and I don't like it, so I put a stop to that immediately and she sorta begs me to do it, promising she isn't going to stick anything in, just massage around my asshole in some fashion, and I mean she seems like she's definitely wanting to do it, so I figure, have at it and let her do her thing.
It was weird is all I'll tell you on that subject!
Anyways, so then she starts rubbing her pussy along the back of my legs and it's DRIPPING wet, so she obviously enjoys what she does, and that starts getting me going.
Then on the flip she's nuzzling my ears and all this shit for a while, not messing with my package but it's getting bigger and bigger the more she toys with me.
Eventually she goes,"Do you mind if I put on a rubber for the blowjob? I'll use a thin one." I go "Ok" but in my mind I'm thinking,"Shit, the other review said BBBJ, but maybe that's for people she sees a lot.
Well here is where it got awesome:
1. I didn't offer anything extra, and I'll admit that I'm a cheapass until I start to actually get to the know the chick, maybe a few trips or four and then I start to get generous with the tips because I feel they deserve it.
2. So she starts sucking it like it's going out of style, and I don't even normally get all that much from BJ's which is why I don't mess with SW much cause I got to be jacked off or have full service to cum normally and their fare tends to be blowjobs in the car, so it would be a waste of my forty bucks or whatever they cost. But I digress.
So then after she's sucking on it for a little while and I'm actually beginning to think there might be SOME chance I'll blow from it, she does the most awesome thing I never expected. She stops, scoots her whole body up on the table and starts riding it hard and fast, moaning and carrying on like she was loving it! So needless to say after a ten or fifteen of this I bust, and she keeps going till she comes, damn near dripping sweat on me from the effort.
So in summary, I paid 110 bucks, got a half-way decent massage, CBJ and FS. I'm extremely happy with how far I stretched my dollar!
[QUOTE=RectalDestroye;1718395]What's the deal with Jay's place? Been there several times and never gotten more than a half-assed massage in a cold room. Do I smell like LE or am I doing something wrong?[/QUOTE]Your handle may have something to do with it, LOL.
Has anyone experienced either of these locations? Much closer than Warren.
[QUOTE=Asmoth; 1718952]So after reading a review on these forums as well as from another site, I decided to take the plunge and go see Cougar.
For those of you who don't want to read all this, it was definitely worth it. I will repeat.
For those who want details, here ya go.
Alright, so I went in for the normal massage for $110. 00. I was a little disappointed initially because she is definitely older as it suggests and looks a bit worn out.
But I figured, what the fuck, she's not hideous or anything, just not anything to write home about. So I went through with it and did my thing.
Anyways, the massage started out OK, and she's super chatty which I really don't like honestly, because I don't feel like making up lies or telling a working girl all my damn life story.
Eventually after she quiets down she starts to do a body on body massage while you're laying on your stomach, with some genuine massage worked in, which was very relaxing and nice. After about twenty minutes of this she starts to play with my ass a bit, and I don't know about most guys, but I'm not a fan of that shit, lots of the Asian Massage Parlor chicks do that, and I don't like it, so I put a stop to that immediately and she sorta begs me to do it, promising she isn't going to stick anything in, just massage around my asshole in some fashion, and I mean she seems like she's definitely wanting to do it, so I figure, have at it and let her do her thing.
It was weird is all I'll tell you on that subject!
Anyways, so then she starts rubbing her pussy along the back of my legs and it's DRIPPING wet, so she obviously enjoys what she does, and that starts getting me going.
Then on the flip she's nuzzling my ears and all this shit for a while, not messing with my package but it's getting bigger and bigger the more she toys with me.
Eventually she goes,"Do you mind if I put on a rubber for the blowjob? I'll use a thin one." I go "Ok" but in my mind I'm thinking,"Shit, the other review said BBBJ, but maybe that's for people she sees a lot.
Well here is where it got awesome:
1. I didn't offer anything extra, and I'll admit that I'm a cheapass until I start to actually get to the know the chick, maybe a few trips or four and then I start to get generous with the tips because I feel they deserve it.
2. So she starts sucking it like it's going out of style, and I don't even normally get all that much from BJ's which is why I don't mess with SW much cause I got to be jacked off or have full service to cum normally and their fare tends to be blowjobs in the car, so it would be a waste of my forty bucks or whatever they cost. But I digress.
So then after she's sucking on it for a little while and I'm actually beginning to think there might be SOME chance I'll blow from it, she does the most awesome thing I never expected. She stops, scoots her whole body up on the table and starts riding it hard and fast, moaning and carrying on like she was loving it! So needless to say after a ten or fifteen of this I bust, and she keeps going till she comes, damn near dripping sweat on me from the effort.
So in summary, I paid 110 bucks, got a half-way decent massage, CBJ and FS. I'm extremely happy with how far I stretched my dollar![/QUOTE]Nice report. Can you describe her face and what's your guess on her actual age?
[QUOTE=Bosworth;1719453]Nice report. Can you describe her face and what's your guess on her actual age?[/QUOTE]I'd say late forties from the face and body.
Her face is average, it's nothing great but it's not OMG hideous either. She has dark hair which is like chin length, she ties it up in a top ponytail thing when she does the massage and stuff.
As I said, I'm going to repeat JUST because of the bargain, and the fact that she's so enthusiastic and into it. Sometimes, at least I feel, that it's better to do an enthusiastic 5, then to bang a ten that is counting the minutes in her head till you'll get the fuck off her.
Any good providers in Westside. I'm looking for someone affordable for bodyrubs and also has her own place without anyone listening next room or roommates.
And of course she offers a HE whether BBBJ or at least a HJ.
[QUOTE=Interista; 1720185]Any good providers in Westside. I'm looking for someone affordable for bodyrubs and also has her own place without anyone listening next room or roommates.
And of course she offers a HE whether BBBJ or at least a HJ.[/QUOTE]For the best results do your homework, read read and read some more. All the info you want is here or there. Research is the key, then after you have narrowed your choices ask for senior help. I think you will have better luck in this forum with that approach. It takes time but you will get piece of mind knowing what your walking into. Good hunting Phlip
[QUOTE=Asmoth; 1719691]I'd say late forties from the face and body.
Her face is average, it's nothing great but it's not OMG hideous either. She has dark hair which is like chin length, she ties it up in a top ponytail thing when she does the massage and stuff.
As I said, I'm going to repeat JUST because of the bargain, and the fact that she's so enthusiastic and into it. Sometimes, at least I feel, that it's better to do an enthusiastic 5, then to bang a ten that is counting the minutes in her head till you'll get the fuck off her.[/QUOTE]I come up from Columbus for work. How does one get ahold of her?
[QUOTE=Crism0808;1720615]I come up from Columbus for work. How does one get ahold of her?[/QUOTE]Look her up under bodyrubs on Cleveland. Backpage. Com. She goes by Cougar and is employed by a guy named Mike who runs a spa.
[QUOTE=Asmoth;1721075]Look her up under bodyrubs on Cleveland. Backpage. Com. She goes by Cougar and is employed by a guy named Mike who runs a spa.[/QUOTE]Is this her ad? [url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/danielle-hot-sexy-and-perky-cougar-mature-and-fit-21/10524984[/url]
[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/experience-a-100-italian-beauty-38/8519978[/url]
Saw laura- very nice. 30, 's with DD's. Very good massage. As good as CMT's. Then the DD's are used. Very nice. Used every minute.
Intelligent, upbeat and worth it.
[QUOTE=Yeshu1984; 1721385]Is this her ad?
[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/danielle-hot-sexy-and-perky-cougar-mature-and-fit-21/10524984[/url][/QUOTE]Yup! That would be her!
I'm not going to post a link, but if someone has been, could you please PM me with some intel, PLEASE don't post any replys. Thanks