Massage Parlor Reports

Just got home from a so-so trip to ML. After getting it from the horse's mouth that Expeditry's fetish is similar to my own, I figured I'd give a shot at duplicating his experience at ML. I stopped by this afternoon and asked for two of the girls I've seen before, Yuri or Kim, but I was told that they were all on vacation. As luck would have it, I drew Cherry, whom others have reported on before. Unfortunately, I didn't find her the least bit attractive, but I didn't have the heart to ask her to send me someone prettier.

At any rate, we did the TS thing, which was fine. When we got into the room she dropped and applied a cover, then gave a brief CBJ. When she stood up I asked her if she would do the deed. Now, I didn't have a chance to print out any pictures, but the word "pee-pee" seems to be universally understood, so she got the point. Not being prepared, however, she was only able to produce about a tablespoon, though she encouraged me to call ahead next time so she could drink some water beforehand.

The rest of the session was fairly mechanical and short-lived. She wasn't doing much for me, despite her willingness to urinate on me, so I just finished up. She came back to clean me up and asked if I wanted to go again. Had she been hotter, I would have been game, but as it was I was ready to be on my way. Although she was definitely willing to please, I don't think I'll repeat. Next time I'll call ahead to make sure I can see one of the other girls I like.

[QUOTE=Jack Meoff2]Its because all they want to do is ***** and moan. I decided to put these cry babies to the test i asked a simple question on how to find the ML (Moonlight Spa) and no one answered.[/quote]Just a note to Jack Off. I guess you consider me one of those in your above comment. I have never been to ML therefore I couldn't tell you where it is. I only give about the information that I am knowledgeable about, unlike others.

This may be premature, but I think something is up with JH. I'm not sure if they shut down in the middle of the night. I'll keep you guys posted.

[QUOTE=Rtlr1]Nice report A Otay, the kind we need with usefull information and not [b]senior codes[/b] and other [b]worthless comments[/b]. The only thing that bothers me is your desire to someday growing up to be a senior member. LOL[/QUOTE]

Senior codes? What senior codes? Is ML a "senior code"? JH? Give me a break. In the report you commend for not using codes I see plenty of codes: TS, $, BBBJ, CG, HJ, RTFF. What different codes do seniors use?

Worthless comments like your 6 posts? Actually one of yours gave info, so, 5 worthless comment posts. Thing is, I agreed with one of your first posts when you lol'd at a particular comment. Since then you have come off as a bitter, resentful, punk attention-*****.

We get it. You hate "seniors". You will help any regular member you can. Kudos. I help too, senior or non-senior as long as they contribute. Do you contribute, or do you just judge people based on their membership status? Put up or shut up because the bitching is tiring.

Since we have been discussing fetishes, I was wondering if there are any local AMP girls who are into greek. I have always wanted to try it but never found a girl willing to let me do it. I gave it a shot on several occasions but never was able to complete the transaction. It would be awesome to find someone who was actually into it.

PM please if anyone has any info.

Thanks in advance for your help.

LoopVet and any others,

In November I went to a Chinese SPA on York Rd. I believe it was Timonium or Lutherville. Not sure since I don't know Baltimore that well. But I'm coming up again next week and I'd like to know if it's still there. I'd google it but I can't remember the name of it.

Thanks.

Lex, forgive me, I probably shouldn't have bothered with comments in this thread b/c I know absolutely nothing about MD AMPs.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]LoopVet and any others,

In November I went to a Chinese SPA on York Rd. I believe it was Timonium or Lutherville. Not sure since I don't know Baltimore that well. But I'm coming up again next week and I'd like to know if it's still there. I'd google it but I can't remember the name of it.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Would it be Lotus Health Center or Baco Therapy?

No problem Loop Vet.

Baltimonger,

I found the PM which orignally led me to this place. It is at 1202 York Rd. I believe it's called Massage Universe or Universal Massage or something with Universe in it. Do you know if it's still there. I had a great service at this place.

LexLuther

[quote=LexLuther]I found the PM which orignally led me to this place. It is at 1202 York Rd. I believe it's called Massage Universe or Universal Massage or something with Universe in it. Do you know if it's still there. I had a great service at this place.[/quote]
I think this is it:
[url]http://classifieds.citypaper.com/classifieds/ads/6912800/[/url]

It's right down the street from my favorite sushi & pad Thai restaurant. Thai One On & San Sushi Too!

Thanks much Baltimonger. I do believe that's it. :)

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Baltimonger]I think this is it:
[url]http://classifieds.citypaper.com/classifieds/ads/6912800/[/url]

It's right down the street from my favorite sushi & pad Thai restaurant. Thai One On & San Sushi Too![/QUOTE]I went to MU a couple weeks ago, was met by Kelly, a real knockout who I assume is the owner. It was a let down when she sent in another girl to do my massage. Although she did a pretty good massage and allowed some play it was not I was use to at JH. As I was leaving Kelly pulled in the parking lot and I expressed my desire to have her massage me the next time. She said to call in advance and make an appointment. I think I read here that she was a good provider.

[QUOTE=LexLuther]LoopVet and any others,

In November I went to a Chinese SPA on York Rd. I believe it was Timonium or Lutherville. Not sure since I don't know Baltimore that well. But I'm coming up again next week and I'd like to know if it's still there. I'd google it but I can't remember the name of it.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]


Chinese or KO-Rean??


Larry!

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Worthless comments like your 6 posts? Actually one of yours gave info, so, 5 worthless comment posts. Thing is, I agreed with one of your first posts when you lol'd at a particular comment. Since then you have come off as a bitter, resentful, punk attention-*****.

We get it. You hate "seniors". You will help any regular member you can. Kudos. I help too, senior or non-senior as long as they contribute. Do you contribute, or do you just judge people based on their membership status? Put up or shut up because the bitching is tiring.[/QUOTE]


Actually it is trolling and most of us ignore stupid comments, newbies or seniors.

You are right. Try contributing, officers, or maybe we will ask if it more fun when you beat the old lady like you seem to enjoy so much.

That badge that you wear must hurt her in bed. ;)


Larry!

They were Chinese. I've visited Chinese massage establishments in a number of cities across the country, from Anchorage to Baltimore. I've found that the Chinese gals seem to be more willing to meet the needs or desires of the client. I believe it has something to do with the level of poverty which they have known in their home country. South Korea is becoming a developed country very quickly. But it's average standard of living is not very high. However it is orders of magnitude higher than in many parts of China.

Not sure if you wanted this level of analysis. But that's my view of the elephant.

LexLuther