Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Socketrocks]Went in at 3:30 PM with a substantial wad of cash to burn through. ... I left, total cost was $5. 00 for an overpriced drink.[/QUOTE]Ha! Someday I'd like to take a poll to see how many of us have done that exact same thing---walked into a strip club prepared to spend $100+, and left having spent less than $6. I know I've done it. Sometimes it feels like the rule rather than the exception!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Stripping is *potentially* a very lucrative business. But most strippers are terrible at making money.

[QUOTE=Socketrocks]A quick report on Mickey's, in Cumberland. Went in at 3:30 PM with a substantial wad of cash to burn through ... I left, total cost was $5. 00 for an overpriced drink.[/QUOTE]Sounds like two of my last three visits to Desire, except the girls at Desire are mostly attractive. Also, Desire smells better than PP...

Gianni... Please supply us with your opinion of the better options! This board is about SHARING, not just complaining..

Tony


[QUOTE=Gianni Versace]I have always found the talent at Cheaters to be a bit rough.

In my own opinion there are better options for the money elsewhere.

gv[/QUOTE]

I went to cheaters last Saturday. I spent about an hour saying no to a bunch of girls offering all kind of things in the booth. I was about to leave when I spot "Tender", new blood at cheaters. Well she said she is been there for a 4 months. Great gal, Had a great time in the Booth, she deliver in the booth.

Recommended.

Play is safe guys.

I went to cheaters last Saturday. I spent about an hour saying no to a bunch of girls offering all kind of things in the booth. I was about to leave when I spot "Tender", new blood at cheaters. Well she said she is been there for a 4 months. Great gal, Had a great time in the Booth, she deliver in the booth.

Recommended.

Play it safe guys.

Thats too funny, I can actually say the same for PP! The last two times I have been there I have left within 30 minutes with very little spent.

Mickey's...There's a name you don't hear often on here. Last time I was there which was many years ago they were called the "Valley View Pub". About the same talent then as you have now. The only thing that stuck with me was one persistant dancer who must have been close to her mid 40's with a huge butt and belly covered in stretch marks and the cottage cheese cellulete (sp?) and the flattest droopiest tits you ever saw with the Natural Geographics type nipples! This was a bachelors party so all the guys paid her off to keep dancing for the bachelor...he ended up getting sick and we left. To this day I still LMAO remembering how funny it was to see his face half cocked telling this lady she was making him sick!

Speaking of the old days does anyone remember the Pepermint Lounge which was a Strip Club located next street over from Atwells on Fed Hill? The things me and my buddies did back in the day there.........


[QUOTE=Socketrocks]A quick report on Mickey's, in Cumberland.

Went in at 3:30 PM with a substantial wad of cash to burn through. There were two chunky chicks doing the rounds on the stage, and a couple of other girls chatting with the regulars. I sat down at a table near the stage with the drink I got from the ancient bartender, and was ignored completely by everyone for 25 minutes.

I saw a fat chick with a near double chin take a guy into the booths, she must deliver the goods in the booth because she's not delivering the looks. One fairly attractive girl in pumps caught my eye, but she never so much as looked my way.

I left, total cost was $5. 00 for an overpriced drink.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Muffythediver]Thats too funny, I can actually say the same for PP! The last two times I have been there I have left within 30 minutes with very little spent.

Mickey's...There's a name you don't hear often on here. Last time I was there which was many years ago they were called the "Valley View Pub". About the same talent then as you have now. The only thing that stuck with me was one persistant dancer who must have been close to her mid 40's with a huge butt and belly covered in stretch marks and the cottage cheese cellulete (sp?) and the flattest droopiest tits you ever saw with the Natural Geographics type nipples! This was a bachelors party so all the guys paid her off to keep dancing for the bachelor...he ended up getting sick and we left. To this day I still LMAO remembering how funny it was to see his face half cocked telling this lady she was making him sick!

Speaking of the old days does anyone remember the Pepermint Lounge which was a Strip Club located next street over from Atwells on Fed Hill? The things me and my buddies did back in the day there.........[/QUOTE]I remember the Peppermint, it was on Broadway just up from the highway. It was a small place with one stage and the girls werent very attractive. There were no extras back then, not here anyway. I remember on Westminster St. A place called Hawks Lounge where the girls were very friendly. It was my favorite place back in the day before it got shut down for dealing drugs. From the right girl you could get a BBBJ in the back room where the pool table was. Anyone else remember Hawks?

As long as we're being nostalgic, who remembers Hawk's Lounge? I went there with a bachelor's party when I was 19. I thought there was going to be a knife fight or drug bust.

Just got back from the PP. 3 mins in small brunette walks up to me grabs my junk and says wanna bj? She stunk like piss and I just had to leave. Made my way over to Lily's but the plot was packed. Self service tonight.

[QUOTE=Tp1701]As long as we're being nostalgic, who remembers Hawk's Lounge? I went there with a bachelor's party when I was 19. I thought there was going to be a knife fight or drug bust.[/QUOTE]

Playhouse '85........

Anyone else remember it? A true house of ill repute.

My cousin was a bouncer at the Sportsman when it first opened, good times. His brothers bachlor party was held there afterhours, GREAT time!!

Since we are waxing about old times, how about Cherry's? Some nights you were lucky to leave there with everything still intact. Remember the old Fantasy's before they moved, long flight of stairs to go upstairs!!!!

Returning from a Pats game years ago we stopped in there. place had recently had a fire, 2x6 boards on the floor so you didn't walk in water. kerosene torpedo heater blasting away. Stink and burned your eyes. Buddy fell in love with this nasty looking black dancer, and I mean nasty. One of her spot bandaids on her azz fell into another guys drink, we didn't tell him. First guy was DFK her while he had his finger inserted, she was laying on the bar.
It was absolutely disgusting but what a great time! Oh, we told the guy about the pus filled bandaid on the way home, he puked.

What a great time that night was!!!

If my memory serves me it was a hotel across the street from what is now the LEO store.

[QUOTE=Elvisfan906]Since we are waxing about old times, how about Cherry's? Some nights you were lucky to leave there with everything still intact. Remember the old Fantasy's before they moved, long flight of stairs to go upstairs!!!![/QUOTE]

Nothing will ever replace the original "pit" at the old Fantasies. The first contact dance I ever got was a two dollar cabaret dance in the pit. The girl did a head stand in my lap and wound up with her pussy in my face and her legs wrapped around my neck. All this for two bucks!

That upstairs nude room was quite a trip. Very crowded. Some nights the only way to get in was if you were taking a dancer up there for a VIP room.