The Prickyard

[QUOTE=LancePkrbttm;2982223]It seems to some don't think posts other than link, price, menu belongs in the forum. I'm fairly (or grossly) guilty of fluff and banter outside of the yard. But it's not fighting so I've misinterpreted the grey area. So do we need a chatty Kathy thread? Perhaps we could call it the Indiana Hysterical Society? (Walked the canals Sunday thought of that when I went by the Indiana Historical Society).[/QUOTE]A person with zero posts that contain menu and price and only 3 posts that contain any useful information. Normally I wouldn't say anything, but 1) I'm an asshole, and 2) I'm allergic to hypocrisy.

I really don't think the banter is a problem, it adds a bit of personality to the thread. Otherwise it reads like the livestock report: "In other news, BBBJ was down 2 points and the islands were volatile in light trading. At close, COB rallied and finished strong. ".

The problem is when people (guilty) start fighting back and forth, usually over petty differences.

[QUOTE=Jcat69;2982363]So I have a date with Sabrina. The only reason I knew she was back is because of FF's post. In this case, that was a helpful, valid post. Thanks bro![/QUOTE]Jcat would you please stop Bantering, er, sorry Jjbee, I mean Reparteeing.

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I was told Freckle Freak only likes freckles on his ladies not men, but Kyussfan if your going to draw freckles on your back, go ahead an add some titties and see if that helps!

BG,

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2981287]Dammit! WHY am I always out of popcorn during the best ones? All I've ever wanted was to enjoy a nice hot bag of Orville Redenbacher, while watching a good fight. But no. I'm always out when it happens. I feel like dipping a wire brush in lacquer thinner, chucking it in my cordless drill, then reaming out my urethra as I hum the theme song to Hardcastle and McCormack.

Oh, and Freckle, if you ever teach Ilapp all those cool tricks with his phone, then maybe one of you two can show me. I'll even draw freckles on my back if it'll help.

Thanks for listening everyone.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigGuyUAteMe;2985479]I was told Freckle Freak only likes freckles on his ladies not men, but Kyussfan if your going to draw freckles on your back, go ahead an add some titties and see if that helps!

BG,[/QUOTE]Well, Kitkat says I have a sexy butt, and I DO have long hair. Since most of us seniors actually ARE seniors, poor vision might make me look like Kate Hudson.

And the good news is, all it takes to get in my pants is a sack of White Castles!

Or Ren & Stimpy action figures.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2985652]Well, Kitkat says I have a sexy butt, and I DO have long hair. Since most of us seniors actually ARE seniors, poor vision might make me look like Kate Hudson.

And the good news is, all it takes to get in my pants is a sack of White Castles!

Or Ren & Stimpy action figures.[/QUOTE]I'm having some bad flashbacks. My last wife had long hair and looked like Stimpy.

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2985652]Well, Kitkat says I have a sexy butt, and I DO have long hair. Since most of us seniors actually ARE seniors, poor vision might make me look like Kate Hudson.

And the good news is, all it takes to get in my pants is a sack of White Castles!

Or Ren & Stimpy action figures.[/QUOTE]You have a very sexy butt Not sure your ready for Kate Hudson, let's just stick to genie in a bottle.

Hey! Just as long as your not putting that fromunder cheese on them white castles, from under your balls?

BG,

[QUOTE=Kyussfan;2985652]Well, Kitkat says I have a sexy butt, and I DO have long hair. Since most of us seniors actually ARE seniors, poor vision might make me look like Kate Hudson.

And the good news is, all it takes to get in my pants is a sack of White Castles!

Or Ren & Stimpy action figures.[/QUOTE]

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Here's the deal FF, I like you, I really like how involved you are in the forum and that's a good thing.

Don't tell guys they can't post stuff. Don't ever tell guys they can't post stuff that's not against the rules. I told you that you didn't have a dog in this fight and you don't.

If you do this again you will leave me no choice, Discouraging Members from Posting two times means I have to ban you, no exceptions brotherman.

We have a photo removal policy this photo didn't qualify. I'm generally sympathetic when a chick writes me about this issue, you have no dog in this fight.

Because it's a fight thread doesn't mean all the rules are suspended. DMP is NEVER suspended, guys feeling they can post stuff that doesn't violate the rules is the lifeblood of this site.

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[QUOTE=Niceguy52;2987405]I have been seeing Leslie on a weekly basis. She hasn't posted since Monday on backpage, but is available. The rumors are untrue. There is no bf or family members around when you see her. She is ddf. She is a spinner and loves bbbcim with swallow. Great in all positions but she does like missionary the best. Likes pounded hard. She like dato as well, giving and receiving. She offered greek which I took advantage of, but she doesn't do it on a regular basis so YMMV. Give her a try guys. You'll love it. If you can't find her ad PM me.[/QUOTE]I am posting this here because it will probably start a skirmish. So she is clean and free of BF's huh? Well then how come when I am in the area where she resides, and she has resided in many areas, I see her with the same DUDES that she was with before. One was, by her words, the BF and the other the brother. I don't set up an appointment and show up, I just show up. Also I have seen the same vehicle that her last pharmacist owned stopping by. Oh and for those of you that want to call me a stalker, well she used to reside near me and my stopping by was to and from my spatial estate. I did not go out of my way to "Stop By".

Yup, they all are clean when we are there, then we leave!

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2988954]I am posting this here because it will probably start a skirmish. So she is clean and free of BF's huh? Well then how come when I am in the area where she resides, and she has resided in many areas, I see her with the same DUDES that she was with before. One was, by her words, the BF and the other the brother. I don't set up an appointment and show up, I just show up. Also I have seen the same vehicle that her last pharmacist owned stopping by. Oh and for those of you that want to call me a stalker, well she used to reside near me and my stopping by was to and from my spatial estate. I did not go out of my way to "Stop By".

Yup, they all are clean when we are there, then we leave![/QUOTE]Freckle, freckle! Have the dreams of dotted bodies clouded your judgment?

Leslie probably knows hundreds of guys who drive a triple wet candy apple red 1984 Caprice Classic with 28 inch gold Dayton's. It doesn't mean they're all Lilly's reps! You need to trust Leslie like I do.

Like I'd trust Michael J. Fox on my team as we played the game of Operation. Or carrying glass bottles of liquid nitro glycerin.

You've got to have more faith Freckle!

Like my faith that nothing bad would happen if I chewed on rusty razor blades and then gargled Charlie Sheens' man mayonnaise, as Magic Johnson made his Johnson magically make my brown eye blue. Black and blue.

Trust man, it's all about trust! Peace and love, peace and love!

[QUOTE=Bob0324;2992996]When I go, there's a particular dancer that hangs on me the whole time I'm there so I am never able to sample any of the other girls.[/QUOTE]My term for that is a stripper wife. I have a stripper wife at BU (Roxxxy) in Louisville and it can be quite annoying. I told her one time that I wanted to fuck a brunette (while pointing at Nadia) that night. It went over about as well as telling a real wife the same thing. "You won't be fucking me again". I was willing to accept that. Unfortunately she seemed to forget all about that the next time I came by. It was like the divorce never happened. So it's even worse than actual marriage is some ways because the syrup club is where you go to escape the wife!

I had a stripper wife at BU before her (can't remember her stage name and I shouldn't put her real name) that beat Roxxy with a shoe for talking to me. The problem was she didn't put out in the VIP and Roxxy did. So I made the switch.

[QUOTE=FreckleFreak;2996053]Has left the city thanks to a client who thought he would be cute and pretended to be LE. Scared the shit out of our young friend so much she took the next days flight out of the city. I don't know if he is on this board, I do have his personal info, don't ask me for it.

She said she will be returning in a few weeks. She was sorry to leave in such a hurry, but she was really spooked.[/QUOTE]Didn't some other monger treat her badly while she was here previously? WTF. Kinda odd, she's getting these types of guys with her management's diligent screening process. Guess a jerk or two can always seep through the cracks.

[QUOTE=Jcat69;2996694]Didn't some other monger treat her badly while she was here previously? WTF. Kinda odd, she's getting these types of guys with her management's diligent screening process. Guess a jerk or two can always seep through the cracks.[/QUOTE]Interesting point. All the importance about what type of phone you're communicating with, and she still gets assholes into her hotel room. Makes you wonder if the focus was placed on the wrong factors. Or at least makes you wonder why that is the important point when it doesn't necessarily weed out the morons.

BTW - none of that exempts a monger from not being a moron. Stop being morons.

[QUOTE=Jcat69;2996694]Didn't some other monger treat her badly while she was here previously? WTF. Kinda odd, she's getting these types of guys with her management's diligent screening process. Guess a jerk or two can always seep through the cracks.[/QUOTE]The guy, let's call him Erwin, showed up and walked in and said, "I am working with LE. I am going to go back to the parking lot where they are and tell them I knocked and nobody answered. Take your ad off of backpage, don't look out the window or leave for 2 hours. " All of this took about 3 minutes. He was verified, real phone number, real name, real workplace but was a new customer to this provider. He tried calling back later probably looking for a freebie for his help. The call was never taken by the provider.

The warning will go out to all local providers. His info will be distributed. It's assholes like him that hurt the business for all of us.