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men pay for sex? Too many damn rules, it's exhausting and you never get it right. Give up our career to be a musician but still pay for all the dates. Listen but don't be a doormat, express myself, but not to much, pay attention to her, but don't call too much, woo her for sex, but never ask for it. (wait what happened to expressing myself)
What a guy wants;.
Great head.
Yeah, seriously, that's it.
Oh yeah, don't bust our balls when the game is on.
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I'm getting closer and closer to my home, but my gps isn't working properly. It took me through Manhattan and through Bronx. Luckily there wasn't that much traffic. Now it's led me off the highway to New Haven CT. I may need to use a map instead. Someone from this site pmed me and asked me if I had any information about a particular escort. I googled her name and found her reviews. I'm going to send them to him. They are all good reviews by the way. Ok, I was just wondering if guys are willing to pay more to see escorts who were porn stars. You wouldn't find her rates that outrageous (with the exception of A2 LOL) Her rates are $350 an hour incalls and $500 an hour outcalls. She's in her late 20's to early 30's. Is PSE worth the price of admission? Either post your answers here or pm me. Christie L'Amour is her name by the way.
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Pissed! Today and for the past 2 weeks I have received text messages from a known provider in Mem about "when are you going to see me?" When I playfully response I get this sorrowful story of I been robbed, I been ripped off, I been slow. I don't want to hear it! Every-time I come to town I make sure that I pay a visit, do my little 30 minute cum and go, and head back out of town. For what I spend, and what I get, has been diminishing over the past year. Thought it was just a bad streak, but DAMN now EVERY TIME I get some Bullshit sob story. Mem used to be FUN to monger in, but I don't have to be bullshitted. I am a guaranteed "stick it down your throat, and dump my cum kinda guy" paying a better than market price.
This shit is just getting FUCKING OLD!
OK my rant is over!
LMLI.
I know what you mean. I even think it must be my regular that owes me big time. She been giving me the sob stories and now has added so many limits that it's crazy. Was always an bbjcim now must be covered. Also daty is no longer on menu. I have been seeing her for like 8 yrs and this is crazy. Bbj is no biggie to me cause really don't care for bjs but the rest is crazy. What pisses me off even more is I have allways helped her out when in need even without a date, but every time I'm in need it's some sob story. Thought after 8 yrs we had become more than just dates and become friends but like always my little head takes over and clouds reality. It's my stupidity for continuing to help with her tab so high. She use to be a lot of fun and was very into my kinky side but I'm sick of the poor pitiful me shit. I finially realized I was just getting played and until I'm paid back (which will never happen) I will not see her again. I don't need friends like that. I will either do with out my kink or find someone else even more into it. She watches this board and I'm sure this post will piss her off but she doesn't care so why should I.
Just another warning guys never help the girls out because if some sad story you are probably getting played. Ok my rant is over just had to vent after seeing that post.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2089579]
2. What is the one trait that women commonly have that men hate?
[/QUOTE]Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.
I can tell you when and why women are chatty. When women are chatty it's nerves and they are really horny and hot for you. I'm like that and have to remind myself to meditate, take a deep breath or masturbate a lot to calm myself down. Damn, I write a lot. Does that make me chatty? Just an for your information. The longer her pms / emails and phone calls are to you, the more she's into you. I know that's how I operate. If my pms / emails or phone calls are short, like a few words or a sentence I'm trying to get the guy off my back, because he's driving me crazy. Just a thought. The admin's pet peeve I don't have. If someone were to tell me what to do, I wouldn't say a word and do what I want anyway. I would not call him to bail me out.
Women singing while masturbating.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h37xswCoY0[/URL]
I now what we like. Sure glad woman come with a pussy. Way back in the beginning that was one fantastic idea. Doesn't matter what you belief in regarding how everything was started. Just glad you all have one.
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2090339]Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2090339]Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.[/QUOTE]I actually just put Deb on ignore. Never done that before but the multitude of posts that have zero interest to me nessitates this. If you count post counts here Deb is the runaway winner, I really doubt that was the intended purpose of this thread.
I like it better when you guys are slamming Ledger.
Just for information, this current page has 15 posts, seven belong to Deb. If you guys want this thats cool but just ask admin2 to rename the thread " Deb's Thread"
[QUOTE=Dh1610;2090508]I now what we like. Sure glad woman come with a pussy. Way back in the beginning that was one fantastic idea. Doesn't matter what you belief in regarding how everything was started. Just glad you all have one.[/QUOTE]Amen man! Pussy's good but silence is golden LOL.
Well, look, there are women and the majority of them too that talk to the point and have a lot of fascinating thoughts to offer. They know how to listen and how to substantively contribute to the conversation without actually overwhelming it. Furthermore they don't feel uncomfortable with existing in the same room with a man in total silence with both being occupied by 'their thing'. But then there is that 'vocal minority', and a pretty numerous one at that too, that likes to talk round and round, and to use monotonous nonstop blubber as their main instrument of communication, jumping from topic to topic as though they are autistic while not actually being that.
Add to that their often naturally high pitched voice and I quickly begin to feel like someone from the movie Scanners. That minority is often makes itself heard at least to me and has a tendency to awake my Mr. Hyde, at times at his worst. Usually in those occasions I either try to escape or if I can't I call on all of my internal reserves to try to prevent my attorney evoking temporary insanity in my defense at my trial LOL.
I don't like to edit threads like this one but please feel free to put anybody, including me, on your ignore list.
Or, since it's Massholes, you could always just tell them to shut the fuck up if you want. I don't know how effective that will be but you can do it.
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2090339]Can't speak for anybody else but for me excessively chatty women have a tendency to make me utterly unreasonable and often turn into somebody that I really don't like. LOL.[/QUOTE]There is quite a difference between good conversation and just being chatty. Bitchy, as in trying to fix me, is worse.
After my last divorce the lady I dated for a while was from Colombia and didn't speak a word of English. Guys and gals, that is not a bad thing.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2091056]There is quite a difference between good conversation and just being chatty. Bitchy, as in trying to fix me, is worse.
After my last divorce the lady I dated for a while was from Colombia and didn't speak a word of English. Guys and gals, that is not a bad thing.
C3.[/QUOTE]You mean, nobody "shared and cared" with you but just cared about you?! Goodness gracious, how have you managed to survive that?! LOL.
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2090920]Amen man! Pussy's good but silence is golden LOL.
Well, look, there are women and the majority of them too that talk to the point and have a lot of fascinating thoughts to offer. They know how to listen and how to substantively contribute to the conversation without actually overwhelming it. Furthermore they don't feel uncomfortable with existing in the same room with a man in total silence with both being occupied by 'their thing'. But then there is that 'vocal minority', and a pretty numerous one at that too, that likes to talk round and round, and to use monotonous nonstop blubber as their main instrument of communication, jumping from topic to topic as though they are autistic while not actually being that.
Add to that their often naturally high pitched voice and I quickly begin to feel like someone from the movie Scanners. That minority is often makes itself heard at least to me and has a tendency to awake my Mr. Hyde, at times at his worst. Usually in those occasions I either try to escape or if I can't I call on all of my internal reserves to try to prevent my attorney evoking temporary insanity in my defense at my trial LOL.[/QUOTE][U]Correction[/U]: in the middle of the paragraph read "their thing" as "your thing". It was late after the (alas) Bruins game.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2089707]What a doozy LOL. You ought to remind her when she tells you it's none of your business that you aren't going to bail her out if things don't work out. I'll go out on a limb and say what I find annoying about men I've met and how to get laid for free.
1. Learn a musical instrument and join a band. If you can sing well that's another option. What guy in a band can't get laid? Seriously, women flock all over them. They generally have too many women! The guitar player is a personal favorite. There's something about a guy strumming and picking guitar cords that really turns me on. I'm wondering what it would be like having them strum on my clit.
2. If you aren't musically inclined, but still like music and can keep a beat, try DJing. Women love Dj's too.
3. Work in a strip club as a bouncer. Obvious, because you will meet lots of strippers, walk them to their car. If they're horny you can meet them after work.
4. Bartend anywhere, except those dive bars where men mostly hang out. Women who like to party are turned on by bartenders. It has something to do with the movie "Cocktails.".
5. Learn to paint, draw or do sculpture, pottery. Women love artists. Picasso had a lot of ladies chasing after him. Plus wasn't the scene where Patrick Swasey and Demi Moore at the pottery wheel sexy as hell in the movie "Ghost?
6. Become a writer or poet. Women will think you are in touch with your sensitive side and romanticize you. Attend a writers group or recite your poetry at a poetry slam.
7. Travel to Montreal. Better yet, move there. French Canadians are notoriously sexually open. Actually my friend Don complained that the French women treated him like a sex object. Even I was hit on by women in Montreal. They also have naked tv and sex work has recently become legal there, unless things have changed. Even if not legal yet, the cops have better fish to fry. Plus only incalls have been illegal in the past (they are called "Bawdy Houses" Outcalls are fine. I think that the escort is the only one who could be tecnically hassled by having an incall. Google prostitution laws in Quebec to be sure. There are tons of strip clubs and Montreal has been on top of the list for having the most beautiful women in the world. Hang out on St. Denis (that's where the french hang out) or St. Laurent (bilingual) Crescent (anglophones and lots of Americans) or St. Catherine Street (strip clubs and everyone hangs out there) You never know who you'll meet. I was taken aback by how friendly the people are when I first visited. The city is all about fun and decadence.
8. Listen to what women are saying. Women love when men listen to them and comment on their convos. No need to brag to impress her, just listen to her!
9. Be real and down to earth. Affection and expressing feelings (not excessively) but be manly enough to be protective of her. And don't kiss her ass. Stand up to her. You're the man after all.
10. Please, Please, Please don't call excessively, text, email..don't stalk her either! Give her some space. She's just living her life and isn't focused on you 24/7. She still likes you. Give us a break!
11. Don't be pushy with sex. Actually don't make a move on her at all. Wait for her to make the first move.
12. PDA. Hold her hand when you are walking down the street.
13. Don't be over controlling. Don't tell her what to wear, what to do, don't cut her meat for her! She's not a child!
14. Keep your promises, end of story.
15. When your undies have holes in them throw them away!
16. I know you guys in MA love sports and like to dress casual. Change it up. Buy some nice dress slacks or casual dockers. Put yourself together. Where some cologne once in awhile. Don't wear a red sox baseball cap on the first date or any date unless it's a baseball game.
17. Always pay for the first date. Actually pay for all the dates until you both are a couple. Or if you want to get laid, pay until you score. Be a gentlemen. Be sensitive in bed. Give her plenty of orgasms and be gentle please. Oh yeah, don't stick your fingers in our pussys. Work on the clit instead. Most women can't cum unless you massage her clit. Also use lots of lube. Women also it like when you use vibrators on their clits.
18. Control your tempers for gosh sakes. On this board wow. You guys can be an angry bunch. Women are generally naturally afraid of men anyway. Best not to approach a woman in a dark alley or parking garage at night.
19. Control your drinking. Drinking excessively doesn't make you charming. It turns a decent guy into a nightmare.
20. Whatever you do, don't send her penis pictures ever! It's not charming or sexy. It's insulting!
21. If you have a dog, take him or her for a walk wherever women hang out. It would help if your dog is really cute. Be sure your dog is groomed and and looks as cute as possible. If you don't own a dog, borrow someone's dog. Women will swarm around you telling you how cute your dog is.
22. Remember her birthday, valentines day, And buy her cards and gifts.
21. Don't expect a woman to wait on you hand and foot. You can cook and clean too. If you don't know how, learn. This isn't the 1950's anymore!
23 When you're in a relationship and you want to have sex with her, woo her a bit. Yes, every damn time. What I mean is don't take off your undies (oh yes, be certain they don't have holes in them! I can't emphasize this enough!) and lay there with your legs spread out and ask her to give you a BJ. You really have to work up to that point. Listen to her, buy her flowers if she likes that sort of thing, take her out to dinner, treat her special. Compliment her a lot! Women love compliments. Try not to fart. LOL. Seriously? If you have to fart loudly can't you do it in the bathroom instead?
24. Women are naturally bi curious or bisexual. Women are sexy and we think so too. Broach the subject with your partners cautiously and discretely. Tell them how hot it would make you if you saw her fooling around with another woman. Damn, my pussy's getting wet writing this. .
25. Don't get into the bad habit of letting her boss you around, nag you and tell you what to do. Although, if you do what I've suggested there will be a lot less nagging you'll have to put up with.
26. If she's totally unreasonable and angry (like my gf in Florida was. Ugg) tell her at the get go you won't tolerate her childish behavior. You have to stand up to her and have good boundaries. Don't let her intimidate you! Let her have a tantrum! And walk away after saying your piece. Don't get involved in an argument that isn't going anywhere. So what she's stressed, so are you! Don't let her take it out on you! If a woman refuses to behave responsibly and adult like, she's a spoiled, entitled princess who will never be happy or satisfied with anything or anyone. Dump her and don't marry her! You deserve to be with a really cool woman who loves you like you are. Watch out how she handles stress. If she freaks out when she breaks a nail and reacts like she's just been hit by lightening, run. You don't owe her any explanation, otherwise you'll be involved in more drama. Leave, dump her... And don't give her any second chances.
27. If she has substance abuse issues you can't change or rescue her. Don't date her. If you are her friend be supportive, but keep your distance. She has to hit rock bottom and want help to be a good friend or lover.
If I can think of anything else I'll let you know. Remember, be kind to her, but don't be a wuss.[/QUOTE]We could do all this crap or just pay for a SW or BP girl. Why do you think we are all posting here! LMAO.
[QUOTE=GlennP;2091084]We could do all this crap or just pay for a SW or BP girl. Why do you think we are all posting here! LMAO.[/QUOTE]You are right Glenn, the way I look at is like this, at the end of the day when we as men date a girl it always comes down to one thing. Which is pussy, cause at the end of the day that's all we want.
Now I could date a girl, take her out, wine her and dine her for 2 or 3 weeks and spend a ridiculous amount of money. Or I could just go on BP like you said and pick whoever I want and get the one thing that I want.
I know when it comes to me and I see a beautiful woman, the only thing that comes to mind is "I bet she's got some good pussy and some good head". LOL. Now if she's supportive and has a good head on her shoulders (no pun intended) than that's a plus.