Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Nugs15; 1664848]Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

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Ember Garden Schaumburg.

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[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRubs/unforgetable-sensual-erotic-massage-by-sexy-exotic-latina-must-see-22/14137408[/url][/QUOTE]The first one I saw a chunky latina. 60 for 1 hour, blah massage, started to rub her legs and ass under her skirt, found a thong. Wanted 60 HJ. 100 to do it topless. Got released, but very lackluster only brief touching of the tatas. Near the highway.

[QUOTE=Nugs15; 1664848]Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

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Ember Garden Schaumburg.

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[url]http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRubs/unforgetable-sensual-erotic-massage-by-sexy-exotic-latina-must-see-22/14137408[/url][/QUOTE]The last link you provide is for a woman a few pounds heavier and older than the woman in the pics. She is laid back and does a b2b rather than a massage with a standard finish. Feel free to pm me for more info. Was curious about Ember too.

[QUOTE=Silvio;1662596]This place is totally legit. I got the GF a spa package from there. I did get a massage which is done with the doors wide open and some wierdo see thru underwear so no extras can be had. Move on as there are better options. The towels provided are way to small and you have to wear a uniform. This is a fancy spa / county club type place with movie theaters and a restaurant.[/QUOTE]If you want to try the place Living Social has a deal today:

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It will be a great place to go to when it is 15 degrees tomorrow. Avoid the weekends and holidays or days off school. Its pretty crazy busy, with a lot of kids and families running around.

-Been there, done that.

[QUOTE=Nugs15; 1664848]Anyone have intel on these places? .40hh. 60hr Irving Park Area.

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Ember Garden Schaumburg.

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Been here many times, but usually prefer to see Coco over April. Fair warning that Coco is on vacation for 40 days. Thought I would TOFTT and give her temp replacement Jennifer a try. Big mistake! Massage was subpar, but the worst was that she stopped at least 7 times to answer the phone. I think she's a mama for some AMP. She kept quoting 140 and 160 and was describing the girls for each caller, while she kept one hand on me. It was extremely annoying. On the flip, I had a very mechanical experience and left semi happy, and frustrated. She tried to up selling clothing removal and no touch! PM for more details. Just wanted to send some warning though to avoid Jennifer. See April while Coco is out. Be safe!

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;1660354]Hey guys I am back here on business trip this week where can find a massage that offers BBBJCIM and BBFS.[/QUOTE]don't listen to the other people here. There are plenty of places you can get that. Call this service: 773-XXX-6272 they have a few buildings around town they operate out of.

[QUOTE=PussHawk53;1664992]The first one I saw a chunky latina. 60 for 1 hour, blah massage, started to rub her legs and ass under her skirt, found a thong. Wanted 60 HJ. 100 to do it topless. Got released, but very lackluster only brief touching of the tatas. Near the highway.[/QUOTE]That is my problem with Latin masseuse most of them can't even give a proper standard Swedish massage and they have stupid upscaling prices that I am used to getting the whole ball of for at their entry level options.

[QUOTE=Angai;1667278]That is my problem with Latin masseuse most of them can't even give a proper standard Swedish massage and they have stupid upscaling prices that I am used to getting the whole ball of for at their entry level options.[/QUOTE]Yes, and some of these Latina spots use the 50/50/50 pricing scale for the standard options I really hate. .5 for fully clothed HJ, an additional. 5 for topless HJ (which means $) , and yet another. 5 for fully nude HJ ($.5). Outrageous pricing and that's why I avoid them.

[QUOTE=Angai;1667278]That is my problem with Latin masseuse most of them can't even give a proper standard Swedish massage and they have stupid upscaling prices that I am used to getting the whole ball of for at their entry level options.[/QUOTE]From my experience Latinas massage means unfortunately fake pictures, bad massage, clock watchers etc. The true is those girls shouldn't even think to do this type of job. It is on the same level like AA services.

[QUOTE=Weed Streeter;1666715]Been here many times, but usually prefer to see Coco over April. Fair warning that Coco is on vacation for 40 days. Thought I would TOFTT and give her temp replacement Jennifer a try. Big mistake! Massage was subpar, but the worst was that she stopped at least 7 times to answer the phone. I think she's a mama for some AMP. She kept quoting 140 and 160 and was describing the girls for each caller, while she kept one hand on me. It was extremely annoying. On the flip, I had a very mechanical experience and left semi happy, and frustrated. She tried to up selling clothing removal and no touch! PM for more details. Just wanted to send some warning though to avoid Jennifer. See April while Coco is out. Be safe![/QUOTE]Definitely a buzzkill. I've been in similar situations, it pisses me off. The weirdest was when an Indy I saw answered her phone and had a five minute conversation discussing family issues while she kept rubbing junior. After she hung up, she apologized and told me she was talking to her father. Crap like that has kind of pushed me away from pursuing this activity. Things just get stranger and the enjoyment factor has been diminishing. Chicago, in my opinion, has taken a turn for the worse.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;1664302]I live in Oak Park. I may try this myself next week if funds allow. I was also wondering about this spot (and I believe there's another new spot on Garfield near Harlem I saw advertised last week on BP). If anyone TOFTT before I'm able to, let me and the others know how it turned out.[/QUOTE]From my experience in Oak Park, if they do offer extras they will be shut down pretty quickly. The Oak PArk police may be bad at many things, but they are very good at shutting down massage places.

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Have not used this service though her ad is one that I can translate for you. Any ad that offers a 20 dollar difference between lingerie massage and tantra is one that is a bitter experience, or resembles a robotic human-like atm machine. I do feel sorry for them, but this is their passion in life. Doing as little as possible to earn a living. Good? Doubt it.

[QUOTE=Rak78; 1669602]Hi,

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This place is another Chinese knock-off of Happy Feet (the McDonald's of massage). Some, like Feet-Feel in Lombard and DG actually do it better than the original, but I suspect we are going to get a spate of knock-offs with diminishing quality. I tried it, and trust me if they were offering extras I don't think you'd want them (even at the rock bottom [compared to AMPs] prices they charge).

If the weather is bad enough that I don't want to travel to Lombard, they may get my biz occasionally for the hour foot-massage combo ($35) , but for my legit massage needs I'll keep going to Feet-Feel. For my non-legit needs, well, that's another story.

[QUOTE=Starks;1668617]From my experience in Oak Park, if they do offer extras they will be shut down pretty quickly. The Oak PArk police may be bad at many things, but they are very good at shutting down massage places.[/QUOTE]