Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JaguarXF; 1883419]I don't know you or the other VS guy or anyone else here. I have never posted here before now and I am too old and stupid to know how to "punk" anything. I have limited computer skills and have no idea how use different names or handles. Whether or not you believe me is not my concern. I will stay above the fray and not insult you or anyone else on here. I will respect the members here. I have been a longtime hobbyist going back at least ten years. Been reading the forum for about two or three years. I decided to post some of my dreams to contribute to the board. My posts are 100% accurate and are based upon my personal experiences with the providers.

JagXF[/QUOTE]It might help establish credibility if you followed through with providing intel you claim to have on some therapists. As I said before, if you don't wish to share, fine, but it makes you seem like a big talker with nothing to back it up when you make these claims.

I don't know who you saw but I have been to ihop 4-5 times now and service has been top notch with Lucia.

[QUOTE=GuyIn407;1883133]Went to ihop yesterday, saw they were running a special. Actually got a really good massage, but did not leave happy. Only cost .6 with the tip so I can't complain I suppose. Just sucks when expectations don't meet reality.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;1885754]It might help establish credibility if you followed through with providing intel you claim to have on some therapists. As I said before, if you don't wish to share, fine, but it makes you seem like a big talker with nothing to back it up when you make these claims.[/QUOTE]Hey brother, we're good. I've already helped out a few brothers on here. I already told you in the PM I sent you last week. I been really busy with PM's / work BS. PM me today Whiskey and I will take care of you brother!

[url]http://images.craigslist.org/00Q0Q_2gVYKA95nI9_600x450.jpg[/url] 972-221* called this ad recently. Hot chick answers the phone. Make an appt. Hoping I see the gal in the CL ad. No chance! Older smoker gal comes out and say she will be giving me my massage. I said to myself, fuck it. May as well be not an ahole so I stayed. 60 mins for 80 dolars including the tip. Won't repeat. I'm fucking tired of these hot chicks in these ads but then getting less that what you expect.

Hey guys,

Recently found out about this whole scene and pretty excited to find out how the whole deal works. This isn't necessarily a report, just introducing myself and hoping to get involved if / when I actually go through with a visit. Is there any sort of organized list of locations / girls anywhere? If not I'd be happy to contribute to one (if it's even a good idea).

Thanks for all the info I've already gathered from reading so far. PM me if you have any specifics you wish you knew when you were getting started.

Stopped by to see Linda for half hr special. She took me to the room and told me to get comfortable. Came back in a few minutes and was glad to see me. Gave me a hug and grabbed my rooster and said I miss him too. Got the usual massage for 15-20 minutes. Was able to suck on her boobs for awhile, which she never minds. My hands did a lot of roaming and finally asked me to turn over. Began to play with the rooster and I had her 69 or awhile as she sucked the rooster. For an old Asian she still gives good head. I always leave happy and lets me play with no hold back. I guess because I am regular customer and safe for her. Gave good tip and saw her big smile. Working hard for the money.

Happy trails

[QUOTE=Kingforanight;1885239]I'm one who actually likes a good massage when I visit the AMP so this review may not apply to most mongers. But based on this review from Columbian, I went to visit Cosmos and asked for Diva. I was having a some back issues and have found that I can get a better massage in an AMP than in most so-called "Spas" so I figured I would give it a shot. I'm happy to say that Diva is one of the best at giving massages that I've ever had and really understands how to work the kink out of muscles. She's going to be my new primary therapist along those lines. As for the mongering stuff, nothing wrong but she does stay fully clothed and only uses her hands so it may not be every mongers cup of tea. If you want the massage though, I don't think you'll be disappointed.[/QUOTE]Where is this located? And what's the damage?

I really appreciate a good massage when I go to an AMP. Unfortunately many locations lack there. I know I go for a specific service but I do appreciate a good relaxing massage as well. That adds to the maximum relaxation.

[QUOTE=Celttt; 1886650]Hey guys,

Recently found out about this whole scene and pretty excited to find out how the whole deal works. This isn't necessarily a report, just introducing myself and hoping to get involved if / when I actually go through with a visit. Is there any sort of organized list of locations / girls anywhere? If not I'd be happy to contribute to one (if it's even a good idea).

Thanks for all the info I've already gathered from reading so far. PM me if you have any specifics you wish you knew when you were getting started.[/QUOTE]I am new too. Just come on board two weeks ago. Been hobbying since I moved to Otown a little over ten years ago. Its simple man. Post your reviews good or bad. You can be as descriptive as you like or just give a few details. Earn your "board cred" and after a while most of the guys here will accept you. Don't worry about SM status. If it happens it happens. I just post what I've experienced and that's it. You should do the same. SM status comes with tenure, at least six months and / or quality posts. RTF going back at least one or two years and you should be all set. I caught a little shit because I loaded a lot of posts within two weeks. That's only because I've had many "dreams" with providers. So I have some catching up to do. Don't worry about Uncle LEO because they only way he is able to harass a provider is only if the provider says the magic words: I. E."that HJ, BJ, FS, etc. Will cost you $$". Uncle just hangs out on here to try to get "leads" on who they may have a chance at busting. As long as the provider knows how to "work" her client she won't have any problems and won't get into trouble. We "dream"."Dreams" are not real. Good luck brother and welcome!

JagXF.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1886910]I am new too.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I'm not going to be able to contribute yet but looking into a few places for the first trip. Thinking about Luxsa because if its popularity here or the one below for the opposite reason. Anybody been there? If not maybe I can go just to get some intel started on it.

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[QUOTE=Celttt; 1887029]Thanks! I'm not going to be able to contribute yet but looking into a few places for the first trip. Thinking about Luxsa because if its popularity here or the one below for the opposite reason. Anybody been there? If not maybe I can go just to get some intel started on it.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/incredible-massage-by-exceptional-asian-therapist/9301766[/url][/QUOTE]Celttt,

You didn't take JaguarXF's advice. RTFF. There is a search thread on the right side near the top. I would suggest you start there.

TM

[QUOTE=Tuscany Man; 1887782]Celttt,

You didn't take JaguarXF's advice. RTFF. There is a search thread on the right side near the top. I would suggest you start there.

TM[/QUOTE]Sorry guys. Will study up.

NT on mills is a good place for you to check out. I don't care for it myself but the service is always consistent.

[QUOTE=Celttt; 1887029]Thanks! I'm not going to be able to contribute yet but looking into a few places for the first trip. Thinking about Luxsa because if its popularity here or the one below for the opposite reason. Anybody been there? If not maybe I can go just to get some intel started on it.

[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/incredible-massage-by-exceptional-asian-therapist/9301766[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Robert 35;1888916]NT on mills is a good place for you to check out. I don't care for it myself but the service is always consistent.[/QUOTE]She's pretty, but underappreciated.

I found myself with an extra 45 minutes for leisure time, and was too far from my favorites, so decided to try the LD on Colonial near Bumby. What a huge mistake! I paid a Grant for 30 minutes, and was led into a room by a very quiet but not unattractive Chinese woman named Michelle. After some friendly conversation, I left a couple of Jacksons on the table in plain sight. She delivered a very light massage without oil (as I requested) , with a little teasing. She avoided my OTC roaming attempts, and then on the flip she told me to do my own handshake! I said no, and she said just a minute and left the room. Another Chinese woman named Nancy (much older and a little chunky) replaced her and offered to complete the task. She asked if she could use a little oil, so I said yes. After some harmless ITC roaming, five minutes later it was a done deal, finished with a hot towel. So I get home to change my clothes, and realize that I smell very strongly like fish oil! The only explanation is that she used Preparation H as a lubricant. I am not exaggerating when I say that after using half dozen cleansing wipes, and taking two showers, and I still smelled like fish oil. Needless to say, I am not going back there ever again. I'll stick to the places I know: Luxsa, M. B. S, and NT.

SFL

I agree with the previous post. Not my fav place but as for menu options its the place to go for newbies. My last visit there was about 3 weeks ago LOL sorry for not posting. But visit was good can't remember the girls name but she did a nice job and 40 coins for he with roaming. Def good place for newbie.

Happy hunting gentlemen!