Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=CPGuy;5171980]The only thing better than paying for pussy is free pussy![/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure we might be brothers from others mothers!

I'm down here in football city, and it's pretty lame, massage-wise. I was planning a trip up north in a few months, but as I haven't been to Warren since 2013 I don't know what the rates are compared to then, when a ben and a Jackson bought a ticket to the show.

Help an old monger out with some info, eh?

[QUOTE=Hector1938;5172757]I'm down here in football city, and it's pretty lame, massage-wise. I was planning a trip up north in a few months, but as I haven't been to Warren since 2013 I don't know what the rates are compared to then, when a ben and a Jackson bought a ticket to the show.

Help an old monger out with some info, eh?[/QUOTE]At minimum bring Ben Andrew and 2 more of andrews brothers. Although I did not encounter this last time at sun 60 house and 140 for the girl should get a no upsell encounter, if you don't mind haggle they will settle for 160.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;5173262]At minimum bring Ben Andrew and 2 more of andrews brothers. Although I did not encounter this last time at sun 60 house and 140 for the girl should get a no upsell encounter, if you don't mind haggle they will settle for 160.[/QUOTE]The last time I was at Sunny I laid down 120 for a tip for Joy and she absolutely insisted on 140. No negotiating. She wanted the cash upfront no action first, tip later. Seems like other guys get away for less so I'm assuming they are younger and better looking than me! LOL Good luck.

[QUOTE=BardsTale;5172076]I found the only difference in pussy you pay for and pussy that's free is, the pussy you pay for is usually cheaper.[/QUOTE]No such thing as free pussy! You pay for it one way or another. Paying for it when you want it is the way to go! Maybe when I'm older I'll settle down with a good woman. But then I hear unicorns don't exist.

[QUOTE=HitNMiss;5173449]The last time I was at Sunny I laid down 120 for a tip for Joy and she absolutely insisted on 140. No negotiating. She wanted the cash upfront no action first, tip later. Seems like other guys get away for less so I'm assuming they are younger and better looking than me! LOL Good luck.[/QUOTE]No, some of us are just willing to say "okay, I'll just take the 60 minute massage that I paid mamasan for." Or even "okay, bring me a different girl."

One of those 2 statements will usually end the haggling.

As I get older, my tolerance for BS is virtually gone. Haggling, for me, kills my mood for why I'm there. I have zero problems simply walking out.

[QUOTE=Torchkit;5173814]No, some of us are just willing to say "okay, I'll just take the 60 minute massage that I paid mamasan for." Or even "okay, bring me a different girl."

One of those 2 statements will usually end the haggling.

As I get older, my tolerance for BS is virtually gone. Haggling, for me, kills my mood for why I'm there. I have zero problems simply walking out.[/QUOTE]Given an option probably 99% of the masseuses would rather boom boom than massage, less work.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;5173845]Given an option probably 99% of the masseuses would rather boom boom than massage, less work.[/QUOTE]I love haggling, the look of defeat in their eyes makes me blow my load harder. I love the aspect of buying their service at bottom dollar and if you stick to your guns, you will always win. Indeed, if a girl doesn't want to work at my rate, I will make her give me a nice deep tissue massage for the hour and then I'll walk up to mama afterwards and see the next girl for a 30 minute rate and go from there. If the provider is super hot then this game plan goes out the window, because my little head always wins, but if its a 40 or 50 year old run of the mill Asian, they are dime a dozen and I'm not paying desperate monger prices.

[QUOTE=HitNMiss;5173449]The last time I was at Sunny I laid down 120 for a tip for Joy and she absolutely insisted on 140. No negotiating. She wanted the cash upfront no action first, tip later. Seems like other guys get away for less so I'm assuming they are younger and better looking than me! LOL Good luck.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately for older mongers this is typically true. Not tooting my own horn, but I don't look like the type who should be in these places, but I love them. I typically can talk my way into BBFS at most places with a lower tip. I've read reports of some girls not doing DATY, kissing or BBFS and then I go to see them only to find out those reports didn't apply to me. On the flip side of this, sometimes providers enjoy older mongers, because they expect less and are easier to please and will tip the girls more. I on the other hand want a porn star experience and the hottest girl in the AMP or else I don't offer much during negotiations.

[QUOTE=Pete4444;5172161]Tiger for sure.[/QUOTE]Go to both, why not. Service always seemed better at Tiger, but Sunny usually always had a hotter girl if you can checkout the entire lineup before picking. I recall a 10/10 20 something year old at Sunny a few years back. She had a huge fake rack, tiny little body and looked the one of the girls from those fake AMP ads you see online, the perfect Asian!

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;5173845]Given an option probably 99% of the masseuses would rather boom boom than massage, less work.[/QUOTE]I get a deep tissue massage twice a month that is 100% body mechanics. Done by a guy! That said, I have been being very direct with the providers recently that I want to get down to why I'm there. Massage and teasing is good but, I opt to have as much sex as possible in a session. Give me 10 minutes, I will get off. Give me 40 minutes and I will get complete satisfaction.

[QUOTE=Sandman96;5173616]No such thing as free pussy! You pay for it one way or another. Paying for it when you want it is the way to go! Maybe when I'm older I'll settle down with a good woman. But then I hear unicorns don't exist.[/QUOTE]I go by the old saying " I don't pay for the sex. I pay for them to leave after the sex" AND to add to it I pay for the no wack job showing up at my house, blowing up my phone BS. That will get you in serious trouble IF you are married or in a relationship. Pay to play. Works for me.

[QUOTE=BlowInHer;5174090]Unfortunately for older mongers this is typically true. Not tooting my own horn, but I don't look like the type who should be in these places, but I love them. I typically can talk my way into BBFS at most places with a lower tip. I've read reports of some girls not doing DATY, kissing or BBFS and then I go to see them only to find out those reports didn't apply to me. On the flip side of this, sometimes providers enjoy older mongers, because they expect less and are easier to please and will tip the girls more. I on the other hand want a porn star experience and the hottest girl in the AMP or else I don't offer much during negotiations.[/QUOTE]I'm older, mature as I say. Fuck your brains out, for less to! That 's why so successful with AMPs, they love older men, "Sleeper" over young! I've opened many doors, shut over the years easy! Just ask them?

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;5175770]I'm older, mature as I say. Fuck your brains out, for less to! That 's why so successful with AMPs, they love older men, "Sleeper" over young! I've opened many doors, shut over the years easy! Just ask them?[/QUOTE]I remember going to the spot right next to the gay bar on market and tearing those little Asian pussies up, they'd be wiping me down going "Strong boy, real strong boy". Jay Jay always took it like a champ, it was the other older one who couldn't handle me. It's a bit different now, couple strokes in Cookies backside and I'm switching positions to hold on a bit longer.

Was in town for a few days and saw some of the current roster. Yummie is a little older, petite, perfect tits provider. Has a little past baby damage. Very fun and enthusiastic, one of those providers who makes you smile and feel at ease. In this fantasy, BBFS CIP YMMV. Then upon another delightful fantasy a few days later saw Jess, perfect face Asian, I fell in love at the first sight. Tall for an Asian, fake tits with some surgery scars from the implants, some baby damage, but minus that she has a beautiful face, great build and went for BBFS, Kissing and a few other things YMMV. Jess takes a little bit to warm up, comes across mechanical and much less enthusiastic, but once again she has a near perfect face and that is enough for me somedays.