The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4301136]My super green lawn was is need of a good clean cut (every weekend) so guess what, I pulled my lawn mower out, topped it off with gas and got to work. After my driveway was In need of a good BJ and I just happen to have 2 blowers. But since I do better solo I have it a sweet BBBJ all on my own, no trades needed LOL.

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]I guess it was a welcome break from the normal routine for a gal who dreams of dick all day cause she ain't getting no dick no more. LOL!

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4302571]But whenever it comes on the radio when I driving I have to turn up the volume. This song totally fits where I live, but rich rednecks. You only drive your car when you have to go to town, other wise nothing but golf carts, doom buggies, mopeds and cyclists. My neighbor definitely won the " who ever dies with the most toys wins". Awesome community.

[URL]https://youtu.be/nCf2PoTuh4Q[/URL]

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]I don't know what it is about this song, but below is the song I ([I]and everyone who has ever seen you[/I]) turn up the volume on when it comes on the radio.

This song totally fits you (or "us", when we think about you). LOL!

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RViRl2vjEmc[/URL]

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4303727]I guess it was a welcome break from the normal routine for a gal who dreams of dick all day cause she ain't getting no dick no more. LOL![/QUOTE]Whatever she wants to do whenever she wants to! I don't know if she is or isn't but she's definitely one hell of a personality and got herself figured out!

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4304470]You have to be a prostitute to get cock my pal Yrag?

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]In your case, that would be a BIG YES!

Non-hobbyists wouldn't touch your grandma-self with a 10-foot pole. LOL!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4304744]In your case, that would be a BIG YES!

Non-hobbyists wouldn't touch your grandma-self with a 10-foot pole. LOL![/QUOTE]Georgie! You have no idea what you're talkin' about. She looks terrific. You must have missed it when she posted some very recent pics a while back to settle the "how do you look today" question a cpl other bonehead mongers were harassing her about. When she did everyone STFU! The girl looks GOOD! (I actually know).

So now can we get back to regular business?

Dear Swagalicious,

Have you invited the mailman inside for a cup of coffee yet? Or asked him to help you open a jar of pickles?

Sincerely,

Wondering in Daytona.

[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4305182]Do you realize you answered yes to me having to prostitute to get cock then came back with the same lame ass granny shit that's more played out and ridiculous. Everyone ages, like yourself that has to pay to get the young girls that wouldn't give a shot unless they are being paid. Send me pics of the heroine junkies and drug addicts in their tweenies when they are my age and we'll compare the aging process. You think some douchebag on here has any effect on me with their oral stupidity?. I don't have to leave my house to get on, the sexy mail man has a liking for me and I'm I always go get the mail in a tshirt and shorts with my hair in a ponytail. And I'm pretty sure he's at least 10 years younger then me.

Swagalicious.[/QUOTE]There's no accounting for the bad tastes of postal workers.

Sounds to me like your mail boy has some definite mommy issues.

And while you think your mail boy may have a "liking" for you, the fact remains, you ain't gettin no dick, honey.

In your twisted mind, you've probably just misconstrued the mail boy's smile for the fact that he's actually "laughing" at you inside.

Just sayin'!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;4305733]There's no accounting for the bad tastes of postal workers.

Sounds to me like your mail boy has some definite mommy issues.

And while you think your mail boy may have a "liking" for you, the fact remains, you ain't gettin no dick, honey.

In your twisted mind, you've probably just misconstrued the mail boy's smile for the fact that he's actually "laughing" at you inside.

Just sayin'![/QUOTE]Yo As a proud postal employee. I have to take a offense to that remark. LOL. I love this Thread.