Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SignerJeff;6315918]I had the pleasure of seeing Prudence last week while in town. Set up was ridiculously easy and professional. I wish the providers in my home area were this punctual and reasonable. Met her at her incall location, a safe hotel with the usual text me when you're here routine. Once in, I was greeted by the person in the photos. Again, very happy about this. She asked me specifically about my preferences with a massage. Pressure, areas to focus on, etc. Also made it clear to me that any areas she touched, all I had to do was speak up if I didn't like it and she'll move on. I opted for the HR, fully nude at $$. 2 and left VERY happy. Her choice of oil is unscented which was a nice touch. She has magic hands and fully drained the energy from me Cleaned up with a warm towel and walked out the door a little past our scheduled time. Treat her with respect and you'll leave a happy man.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/your-unicorn[/URL][/QUOTE]I visited her in December before she moved locations. I only did HH since I was in a rush, was hoping she was around longer At the closer spot to do an hour.

I thoroughly enjoyed the massage and she worked out a knot I did not know I even had. Total relaxing environment and left happy with all my stress relieved. Will for sure visit her again the next chance I am in town and have a chance. I can echo the unscented oil being a great choice for some.

[QUOTE=Fit312;6315780]I was thinking more along the lines of Don Quixote defending the honor of Dulcinea del Toboso, than lines from an Andrew Tate lifestyle seminar.[/QUOTE]Ah ok. Not a fan of European Literature. I am more of a Southern Gothic, Post-Modern Transgressive, or Street Lit. (As matter of face Donald Goines is the one who help inspired this hobby) So don't know much about Don Quixote except he was a crazy old guy with a fat sidekick named Sancho Panza. But yeah Rubmaps was a ripoff.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;6315747]The youngest girl there is Emily at 42. Juju is 45. Jennifer is 45. Stephanie is 43 or 44. Kelly will be 45 next month. Most of you guys think these girls are young, but with some well placed makeup, a woman can take 10 years off. Juju doesn't wear makeup, but she is rail thin, so she looks youngish.

As for guys making the claim of knowing a provider, unless you've taken them out, home, or gone to their place, you know very little. Remember, they always say they live in Chinatown. They don't. It's just easier for them to keep you at bay. They know you won't go there. Many live near Chinatown, in Bridgeport, or off the Archer corridor. Some even live in the suburbs with their husbands and kids. One owner I know, lives in the condo above her spa.[/QUOTE]Does anyone if YuYu is ever coming back from China and what's her other usual spots other than the closed Relax Spa.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6316182]Does anyone if YuYu is ever coming back from China and what's her other usual spots other than the closed Relax Spa.[/QUOTE]If you find what spa she is at I'll pay you.

I'm making my way through the forums but has anyone been to Pink Health Spa in Norridge or maybe Wonderful Spa in River Grove? Looking for something in that general area. Pink might be legit, not sure. And Wonderful, if they are even open anymore, doesn't seem to have a phone number. Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=FuckIt216;6316452]If you find what spa she is at I'll pay you.[/QUOTE]Damn YuYu has more fans in here than Audre had.

Move on. Sounds like she has.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6316616]Damn YuYu has more fans in here than Audre had.[/QUOTE]

Can anyone DM me a a place that takes insurance? Can be at a chiropractic office or Acupuncture place, extras would be nice but a decent looking therapist is fine.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;6315219]I believe your incorrect. Kelly, Zoe and Lisa are all Thai at Milwaukee.

And kimberly, Alice, Jenny all Thai at Belmont. Kimberly at Belmont is older maybe 40's but gives a pretty good massage. I stated before limited menu L1.[/QUOTE]Recently saw Alice at Princess on Belmont. Good experience with nice tease and L1 for. 6 tip. She seemed on the younger side to me (under 30), but I didn't ask her age.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6314886]Good Intel. She sounds no different than Elena or Zara. And Claudia if you are reading this'll, come kick it with us! You are not breaching client / provider service. Your no damn social worker. No shame in your game. Tack at worse with your self promo under fake alias.[/QUOTE]Zara is much much MUCH hotter than Claudia, though.

Will be in town tonight-Tues-and Weds. Staying in Mundelein area. Looking for reliable AMP for nothing more than a good massage with nice tease and decent HJ HE. Any recommendations for AMP close to where I will be would be great. Price? Looks? Thanks in advance.

Just took a look at the CLM ([URL]Chicagolandbodyrubs.com[/URL]) schedule this week and see a couple of new names. Maddie and Leila. Looks like they will both be at the same location on Wednesday. Would someone TOFTT and see if they can get eyes on both? Always nice to get a monger's view of a new girl.

It also looks like Emily is on for Friday. She seems to work there once every couple of months. Not sure what the deal is or when or if she'll return after that.

Recently I visited this LMP located on Belmont and Pulaski. Unfortunately speaking Spanish is key but according to them there's 2 Koreans working there. I didn't catch a glimpse since only 1 works at a time so I would call ahead to make sure they're not busy. Overall it was a very good experience and they for sure are looking to please. But YMMV depending if you're a Spanish speaker or not. If anyone got some young Asians I can visit let me know.

Anyone heard from or seen Lauren in the last few months? I know she moved from her place in S Loop in Oct, but said she would be back up and running at a new location shortly. She's been MIA ever since.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6317051]Just took a look at the CLM ([URL]Chicagolandbodyrubs.com[/URL]) schedule this week and see a couple of new names. Maddie and Leila. Looks like they will both be at the same location on Wednesday. Would someone TOFTT and see if they can get eyes on both? Always nice to get a monger's view of a new girl.

It also looks like Emily is on for Friday. She seems to work there once every couple of months. Not sure what the deal is or when or if she'll return after that.[/QUOTE]Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.

[QUOTE=Lurker1111;6316578]I'm making my way through the forums but has anyone been to Pink Health Spa in Norridge or maybe Wonderful Spa in River Grove? Looking for something in that general area. Pink might be legit, not sure. And Wonderful, if they are even open anymore, doesn't seem to have a phone number. Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]Pink offers L1. Mostly grannies, had one good experience some time ago. Decent sauna.

Would also be interested in reviews of wonderful spa.

Harmony is also in norridge and offers L3.

Can anyone provide feedback on Latina providers here. I have been to several spas in Lombard, Mt. Prospect, just not in Chicago. So any pointers are appreciated.

[QUOTE=SexWithJesus69;6317385]Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.[/QUOTE]LOL. Check my post history. I am Mr. TOFTT. But I eagerly await your second ever review.

[QUOTE=SexWithJesus69;6317385]Would be nice if you would TOFTT and not put that on someone else. It'd be better for you anyway.[/QUOTE]You're a funny guy.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;6317471]Pink offers L1. Mostly grannies, had one good experience some time ago. Decent sauna.

Would also be interested in reviews of wonderful spa.

Harmony is also in norridge and offers L3.[/QUOTE]I think Wonderful Spa has been shutdown for at least a couple of years, after several busts.

Stuck out like a sore thumb only 2 blocks from police station.

Clearly someone didn't do their homework.

I doubt that they reopened since RG is a postage stamp of a town.

[QUOTE=ScoffLaw32;6316828]Recently saw Alice at Princess on Belmont. Good experience with nice tease and L1 for. 6 tip. She seemed on the younger side to me (under 30), but I didn't ask her age.[/QUOTE]She actually looked better with her mask on. No touch HJ.

[QUOTE=UsaJB007;6317660]Can anyone provide feedback on Latina providers here. I have been to several spas in Lombard, Mt. Prospect, just not in Chicago. So any pointers are appreciated.[/QUOTE]What is the name of the place?

[QUOTE=YuhColoy;6318804]What is the name of the place?[/QUOTE]Don't go to OKI spa.

0 stars.

Anyone seen Maddie at CLM? Curious.

Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.

Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.

:30 m /40:60 m /60.

L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.

[QUOTE=IAmTheManyo;6318907]Anyone seen Maddie at CLM? Curious.[/QUOTE]According to the schedule on the website Maddie doesn't start until tomorrow. Love the photo, but usually when it looks too professional it's a bad sign (Natalie being a notable exception. She really is an Instagram model).

For those of you who don't go to apartment, the long wait is over! FOB Anne is at 819 Western Spa now. If you are not familiar with her, her reviews are mostly in the apartment thread, but making a post here since technically 819 is a massage parlor. Just arrived an hour ago. She took 5 days off for her period and to spend time with her brother, so she is well rested and horny as hell lol. She is scheduled to be at 819 for the whole month of February, so no need for you all to rush there tomorrow lol.

Oh, the guy who wants to marry her said he will be there first thing tomorrow morning, so if you are a nice guy let him go first. That guy is more in love with her than me lol.

Booker's current plan is to send Anne to Natural Healers in March. I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290. I will make another post if and when Anne gets to Natural.

[QUOTE=YuhColoy;6318918]Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.

Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.

:30 m /40:60 m /60.

L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.[/QUOTE]Are you talkn about Vida or Pure Bodyworks?

I've been to Vida in the past, its been older latinas that are burnt out.

What's with the empty slots on Sunday for clm?

I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.

I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.

I walk in and was greeted warmly. I've had some really cold / transactional experiences at CLM with some of the girls they had in the Summer, and this wasn't one. Things were looking good!

Physically, she's in her late 20's, very curvy but not fat, just has a little pudge. If you're looking for a spinner it's not her. Light skin Hispanic, either Spanish or Central-Western Mexican. Cute round face, colored eyes. Had a great slutty fit. Thin lacy dress with lingerie that complimented her figure.

I get a hh, I was in a rush that day and honestly the 60 m service adds up over time with the prices some of these girls can charge. Plus, I've had some providers naturally go well past the 30 m just with conversation and a tiny bit of chemistry.

She starts with a decent massage. She used a lot of pressure which I think feels good. It's not as thorough or skilled as some of the other girls like Sandra; she was definitely an amateur masseuse. It wasn't rushed though, so still was hopeful that the flip would be great.

She starts playing with my John and asks me to flip. Stares into my soul as she strokes, and I ask for a menu. CBJ only for $. No FS no BBJ. I asked if she'd do BBJ for an extra amount and she declined. I'm guessing like one of her old reviews says, you have to be a "repeat customer" to build up a decent menu with her. Not my cup of tea, but if one of you wants to venture in and see if it's worth it feel free. Unfortunately I was too fired up to decline, so I paid for the CBJ. In hindsight, it was a damn good HJ so I probably should've stuck with that.

We finish up with CBJ, she cleans me up and I head out.

Overall, Claudia is not worth it for the average monger. If you're the type to want to really build up rapport and flesh out a girls menu, she's for you, maybe.

She's pretty damn attractive, but there's a lot of options at CLM with way better initial menus, prices, or both. I would've rather gone with all star Zara for prices like Claudias, or paid the usual fare and seen the lovely older girls like Jessica and Melissa.

If she were to open up and be a little freakier I'd reconsider, but as of now she's nothing special. Just an attractive and overpriced Latina with a closed menu.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6319062]For those of you who don't go to apartment, the long wait is over! FOB Anne is at 819 Western Spa now. If you are not familiar with her, her reviews are mostly in the apartment thread, but making a post here since technically 819 is a massage parlor. Just arrived an hour ago. She took 5 days off for her period and to spend time with her brother, so she is well rested and horny as hell lol. She is scheduled to be at 819 for the whole month of February, so no need for you all to rush there tomorrow lol.

Oh, the guy who wants to marry her said he will be there first thing tomorrow morning, so if you are a nice guy let him go first. That guy is more in love with her than me lol.

Booker's current plan is to send Anne to Natural Healers in March. I had explained to the booker that a lot of north side guys don't like to travel past south of 290. I will make another post if and when Anne gets to Natural.[/QUOTE]I should known this yesterday. I had some afternoon time and went to Natural as my sb was busy and I needed to unload my stress. I paid the parking meter 2. 90 and there was only one lady working. Looked and talked weird. She took me to the room and never responded when I kept asking is it just you today. She kept sayin, can't english. Nice trick. She started spraying some messed up perfume and said 30 minutes 50. I did not sit on the massage table and asked if she is going to massage. She then said yes and I just walked out. LOL. Only damage is the 2. 90 parking.

[QUOTE=YuhColoy;6318918]Was looking to go sleep / dream a little. But she was booked. But I did get the 411 on this Latina spot.

Lady that opened the door was stupid thick top and bottom asked if I could wait an hour. NOPE. I'll be back later to indulge.

:30 m /40:60 m /60.

L1:50, L2:100, L3:160.[/QUOTE]Man I miss good latina houses. Any info on how to book?

[QUOTE=NovaBrain;6319354]I saw her a week or two ago, but never reported.

I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical of that self-reviewing account. "Maybe these mongers don't know what they're talking about!" I told myself. I should've listened.
[/QUOTE]Pretty spot on review of Claudia and sounds a lot like my experience I wrote about. Cute girl, but there's nothing special about her service at all. Good if you want a pretty girl under you but definitely not someone I'm going to add to my rotation there.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6319156]What's with the empty slots on Sunday for clm?[/QUOTE]I have noticed less girls on the roster also. I wonder if some of the gals had a falling out. I asked about one particular and was told she was no longer with them. My guess is some rivalries came out and caused a rift. With the new girls and lack of talent I might wait for more reports. Before I go.

Was driving down Milwaukee Ave and noticed the Princess Spa there was rebranded to Thai Orchid Spa. Looks like the Princess website is down too. "New Management" on the way?

[QUOTE=Coopertars;6320463]Was driving down Milwaukee Ave and noticed the Princess Spa there was rebranded to Thai Orchid Spa. Looks like the Princess website is down too. "New Management" on the way?[/QUOTE]Went to check it out and was confused because I didn't see the words Princess Spa in the sign. Went in and had Lydi. Said she was Filipina. As others have stated massage was decent with L1.

[QUOTE=ThrilHouse;6320264]I have noticed less girls on the roster also. I wonder if some of the gals had a falling out. I asked about one particular and was told she was no longer with them. My guess is some rivalries came out and caused a rift. With the new girls and lack of talent I might wait for more reports. Before I go.[/QUOTE]The roster is always shrinking and expanding. It looks about average to me.

What does seem to be different is that they have expanded hours so there's a deeper concentration of girls at the same location. Not sure if I like that. That's probably what caused the empty Sunday, all the girls are picking the expanded hours and don't need to pick up a Sunday slot anymore.

Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated!

[QUOTE=SuperTrooper;6321113]Hey guys looking for some recommendations on a parlor that has young providers!! I am staying at one of the hotels in millennium park and was looking for something close by? Any help is appreciated![/QUOTE][URL]https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/d677fbfd-2096-4cd8-b1cb-e9f9c5af0f8c[/URL]

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SXL in south loop might be a bit far.

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SXL in south loop might be a bit far.[/QUOTE]Does kendall offer L3 or L2.