Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=YellowFinTuna;5927584]Yuki was one of my favorites years ago. My first MP BJ. Reasonable massage service but don't bother having her take her shirt off. She used to work at Le Palace down the street (same owner).[/QUOTE]I had Yuki while she was at Le Palace. Very nice. Interesting I never had to entice her to take her shirt off. She would do it automatically and have me suck on her non existent titty. I got a BJ from her one time but it was somewhat lack luster. In part my fault as I didn't expect that from her so I only had 70 for the tip. It was still a good experience.

[QUOTE=Kevin80;5928085]There was a new Anna a few weeks ago, I never had her and didn't know she left. There was a previous Anna that I never knew but evidently she was very popular. Some say she was FS, IDK. Grace there is my favorite now, Rose and Yuyu are pretty good too. Nice menu, HJ, UTC touch but no where close to FS though if FS is even possible at this place between thin curtains. More privacy above at Bamboo in my opinion.[/QUOTE]There is another site that features reviews, and from that it looks like this Anna 2.0 or Anna 3.0 is racking up the most reviews. The original Anna that left 2020 was amazing. If you talked to her when she was in the lobby, she was really bitchy, but inside the curtain room, she was like your long lost girlfriend making up for lost time.

[QUOTE=Bronco;5928216]Love a good BJ over FS. It's more personal and a lot more pleasing. Especially with ball play and sucking.[/QUOTE]Is there anywhere you can go to get an amazing CBJ in the OC? The best BJ's I have had, have been from girl friends. And only a select few who really knew what they were doing. The rare gem will rock you like nothing else though. Most BJ's are mediocre at best. Of the professionals that I have had, they have all been Korean spas where they do the condom-in-the-mouth thing. And I never felt these were very good quality at all. I am a bit scarred to have a BBBJ in a jack shop with the hygiene issues.

[QUOTE=Shirokiya59;5926232]Aloha OC mongers.

Visiting OC and looking for places that offer table showers as part of the show.

Any info via PM greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Queen bee in Brea.

[QUOTE=Alowicious;5927712]Sunrise 8 is guaranteed BBFSCIP. But you have to be willing to throw hygiene out the window. Rosie sees between 20 and 50 guys a day, often with no cleanup. All business: she'll squeeze every cent out of you before she squeezes every drop out of you.

But she's young, hot, blasian, just the right amount of fur, natural Cs, high energy, and has the ultra-sexy kitty cat attitude to drive you wild and forget your budget.

She's the pro all pros aspire to be.

If you want BBFSCIP and to hell with any consequences or self-respect, Sunrise 8 is THE go-to place.[/QUOTE]In the bathroom is there a hand held bidet the girls use to clean their snatch out?

When you fuck her, does it feel squishy inside?(with the sperm of 50 dudes) just curious.

[QUOTE=JulianSorel;5928558]In the bathroom is there a hand held bidet the girls use to clean their snatch out?

When you fuck her, does it feel squishy inside?(with the sperm of 50 dudes) just curious.[/QUOTE]I don't mind using a condom. If I wanted bareback. I just do my wife LOL. But who else is good there?

Never got anything but HJ there. Guess someone's getting paid.

[QUOTE=JetStream1;5928347]Is there anywhere you can go to get an amazing CBJ in the OC? The best BJ's I have had, have been from girl friends. And only a select few who really knew what they were doing. The rare gem will rock you like nothing else though. Most BJ's are mediocre at best. Of the professionals that I have had, they have all been Korean spas where they do the condom-in-the-mouth thing. And I never felt these were very good quality at all. I am a bit scarred to have a BBBJ in a jack shop with the hygiene issues.[/QUOTE]Sarah Thai had good cocksuckers. But don't ask for candy LOL unless trans is your thang like Mel did. [URL]Nightfunpages.com[/URL] and Bedpage has plenty good BJ women. Korean and Japanese and the hotel ads are cheaper than most of the spas for your old cheapos here. These girls by OCC [URL]https://nightfunpages.com/amazing-service-honey-gfe-asian-sucky-fucky-1441-gisler-ave-costa-mesa/[/URL] $120 for half hour. FS and suck sucks.

[QUOTE=JetStream1;5928341]There is another site that features reviews, and from that it looks like this Anna 2.0 or Anna 3.0 is racking up the most reviews. The original Anna that left 2020 was amazing. If you talked to her when she was in the lobby, she was really bitchy, but inside the curtain room, she was like your long lost girlfriend making up for lost time.[/QUOTE]Have to disagree. Grace is used an abused by now. Don't know how you get GFE when the place is so small with beds to beds lining up.

Worst ones.

Sapa Thai in Orange off Tustin ave. Bad BJ, the old bag almost bit off. Typical Asian AMP with private rooms. $60 for BJ and $40 for the door fee.

Melody massage in Lf gone downhill for some reason.

Good ones. Great massage, don't know if they treat customers with stinky dicks worse. But had a pleasant massage with Elegant Body massage in CM. FV. Oc beauty bar. Both have private rooms. Just make sure to tip them in advance. Better service im0.

[QUOTE=MoonKnight22;5919852]I checked her out personally and you just want the tang to yourself.

I think you are both smoking crack, because this girl has a 714 number.

[URL]https://nightfunpages.com/gfe-asian-girl-here-to-serve-you/[/URL]

They don't even look alike. This ones got a pussy not a cock that Mel dated.

Lmao! If you and Stangboi are into Transgender, all good my friend.[/QUOTE]She is very talented. But not cheap like the Tijuana's pricing that most geezers want here. She lets you do whatever you want. She give Lucy a run for her money.

[QUOTE=MoonKnight22;5928727]Have to disagree. Grace is used an abused by now. Don't know how you get GFE when the place is so small with beds to beds lining up.[/QUOTE]Certainly it's not a place for pounding away at someone but don't think every provider doesn't give a GFE to select customers. Even years ago when the curtains were almost see through a lot of clothes got moved around. Sweet Grace is tired. No doubt. But still a quality hour.

Anna wasn't exactly bitchy but pouty comes to mind. Very territorial. If you'd seen someone else she'd glare. Then whisper I'll do better next time. And she usually did. Classy lady from Wuhan. And if Anna two is sneaking into SH to do the crazy shit those two guys reported on the other site someone had better alert the papasan. I talked to him this week and he said Anna gone since end of March. And I confirmed it with her.

There's about as much actual massage at Sunrise 8 as there is at a Napa Auto Parts. Even "jack shack" is being conservative. Afaict, the only one there is Rosie, though I've heard rumor there's a couple others. All offer FS, Rosie offers BBFSCIP.

[QUOTE=NathanCross;5928205]I went when they first opened and it was strictly just nuru. Are they still doing that or is it regular massage with extras now?[/QUOTE]

Stopped at Coconut again, after several failed attempts all week.

Didn't get quite the unicorn experience from last time (provider said she hurts down there. English is barely functional, so I assume Aunt Flo was visiting). But I got something of a unicorn experience of a different nature.

My favorite girl suggested I try Lulu. I resisted, until I laid eyes on her, and then it was a hells yes! Lulu looks about 24, hot and sexy spinner, fake B cups, pretty face, tight pussy.

Lulu's massage skills are decent. Firm pressure, but very random with no focus. Great head game (not my thing).

After massage and fun, I still had some time on the clock. Asked for some work on my legs. She obliged, then in comes my favorite girl to help. It was off and on (mostly on) Four Hands for the next half hour, went over by about 15 minutes. My girl's massage skills are LEGIT, some of the best I've experienced. Combine that with her killer body, natural Cs, gorgeous face, beautiful smile, young age, unmatched enthusiasm, genuine happiness to see me, and refusal to take the $40 tip I tried to give her (Lulu already got standard CFS tip), I was having the time of my life with two hotties giving me a legit massage while I ran my hands all over their girl parts. Mind you, this is after I already had a solid CFS session with Lulu.

I could tell my favorite was really wishing she could indulge. Kept stroking my ass and cock, kept kissing me, kept hugging and pressing her body against mine (no bra today, crop top, yoga pants. Damn you Aunt Flo!

I was told girls rotate once a month. It was suggested I try Jennifer next time. If she's anything like the other two, that's a sure thing.

Now if why'all help me remember what Pleaser stands for, I'll report back with the info.

[QUOTE=MoonKnight22;5928726]Sarah Thai had good cocksuckers. But don't ask for candy LOL unless trans is your thang like Mel did. [URL]Nightfunpages.com[/URL] and Bedpage has plenty good BJ women. Korean and Japanese and the hotel ads are cheaper than most of the spas for your old cheapos here. These girls by OCC [URL]https://nightfunpages.com/amazing-service-honey-gfe-asian-sucky-fucky-1441-gisler-ave-costa-mesa/[/URL] $120 for half hour. FS and suck sucks.[/QUOTE]Is there such a thing as Japanese FS in LA / OC, please DM me if you know one?

[QUOTE=JustinAlias;5928844]Certainly it's not a place for pounding away at someone but don't think every provider doesn't give a GFE to select customers. Even years ago when the curtains were almost see through a lot of clothes got moved around. Sweet Grace is tired. No doubt. But still a quality hour.

Anna wasn't exactly bitchy but pouty comes to mind. Very territorial. If you'd seen someone else she'd glare. Then whisper I'll do better next time. And she usually did. Classy lady from Wuhan. And if Anna two is sneaking into SH to do the crazy shit those two guys reported on the other site someone had better alert the papasan. I talked to him this week and he said Anna gone since end of March. And I confirmed it with her.[/QUOTE]In recent weeks I have seen Grace have three different interactions with three different mongers. One guy she was the chatty Kathy the whole time (in Chinese). Another guy she was going through the motions, and when he said she was beautiful as she was slurping oil on his bratwurst, she used the opportunity to give him a little Chinese lesson on how to say beautiful then she finished him off licked-split. The third guy. There was complete silent and a lot of motion going on. Not sure what was happening. So as they YMMV.

Anna 1. 0 was never friendly except when you actually picked her, and she would light up.

As for the curtains, on the right side has always been Happy Ending Row with the Japanese shoji screen doors. But when SH was really pumping at full efficiency banging out 20 massages at a time, the left side incorporated some very lacy thin from curtains. From inside the room, you could easily see people walking past, but the "rooms" have no light and so they could not see inside at the happiness being given and received.

I was at the Kings in LH. SW 3 girls all viet milfs. No young girls but I showed up near closing time so maybe that's why.

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5927651]If you're talking about the Kings downstairs from my happy feet in WM, that matches my experience from last week. Legit massage, average quality, no tease, no nothing. Cute young hottie working the counter but she's not the one doing the massages.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stev020;5918335]Massage in LF by Patsys across the street off of Jeronimo. There's a sonic foods in this plaza.

AMP was ok, hot girls but crappy BJ. Mid 30's Asian gal.

Bio Luna. Good sucky fucky, long time they love you, not cheap. Hot hot Japanese gal can sure suck a mean dick and ride the Kong for about a good 25 min. Total was $260.

Oc beauty bar in Fountain Valley off of Brookhurst. But I hear they are mobilizing in every town make appointment.

Crappy Nuru w dirty towels. That place is aka Palms and Oasis. Lots of Pigs in the parking lot waiting to bust the next dumbass coming here.

Sara Thai had lady Boys. Gross. The Thai girls actual girls can suck a good cock. I made sure they didn't have a cock under her skirt lmao.[/QUOTE]Maple Massage?

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5915661]At least around here it's a fantasy. I've had that in various Asian countries. In Toronto they have legal body rub parlors that's are clean and stocked with young talent as you describe, but they're HJ only. In our country, such a thing doesn't exist, and when it does it gets shut down quickly. We're stuck with the dark, dingy underbelly of the hobby. The closest thing I can think of are some of the tantra places there's a few of them around. You can google tantric massage near me. Also, downtown LA has a place called Vivastrah that has 2 or 3 girls doing nude massage and yoga sessions. They have a website and the girls look hot, but it's expensive and not FS from what I understand.[/QUOTE]Vivastrah looks interesting. Is it watch only?

[QUOTE=Porkys1980;5769416]Is it First Class massage? LOL you are talking about. Great grannies with big ol titties and nice asses.[/QUOTE]Is First class FS?

[QUOTE=LukeOC;5929280]Vivastrah looks interesting. Is it watch only?[/QUOTE]No, you can get a fully nude massage with happy ending at Vivastrah, and even add on a fully nude private yoga lesson (you and the instructor), but it's freaking expensive. Like 450 for a nude yoga session and hour massage with HE. Hot girls though, and nice clean, low traffic place.

In the mood for FS for a change, so dropped by sunshine spa (the other CM one, on Harbor near Nutmeg). First time there in a long time. Hhr is 40, rooms have doors, reasonably clean. Pulled Jessica, typical 40 ish Chinese with thick middle and B+ or C- chest. Laid face up so as to convey intent. Paid 140 without argument. CBJ then CFS, and she performed reasonably well. Never took off her clothes though, just pulled up the skirt and bra. Just as well, I guess, with the body she's got. Asked if I wanted to finish with massage, and I said yes, so she said turn over and left. Then came back in to say sorry, time to go, next time more time, sorry. Kind of pissed me off so I took an extra long time getting dressed, during which she came in twice to rush me onward. Still oozing into my knickers as I walked out, and saw a monger waiting in the lobby, so I know why she rushed me out. Will not repeat, for the sloppy body and especially for the rush job, but I now know to scratch this place off my list. Anyone else been here recently? No posts on this place this year or last.

This experience reinforces my view that I'd much rather enjoy a full 60 minutes of decent massage with teasing and edging and an explosive HJ, and another one the next week, all for about the same price as a rushed FS with sticky knickers. But when the small head calls for FS, the big head usually gives in.

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5929785]In the mood for FS for a change, so dropped by sunshine spa (the other CM one, on Harbor near Nutmeg). First time there in a long time. Hhr is 40, rooms have doors, reasonably clean. Pulled Jessica, typical 40 ish Chinese with thick middle and B+ or C- chest. Laid face up so as to convey intent. Paid 140 without argument. CBJ then CFS, and she performed reasonably well. Never took off her clothes though, just pulled up the skirt and bra. Just as well, I guess, with the body she's got. Asked if I wanted to finish with massage, and I said yes, so she said turn over and left. Then came back in to say sorry, time to go, next time more time, sorry. Kind of pissed me off so I took an extra long time getting dressed, during which she came in twice to rush me onward. Still oozing into my knickers as I walked out, and saw a monger waiting in the lobby, so I know why she rushed me out. Will not repeat, for the sloppy body and especially for the rush job, but I now know to scratch this place off my list. Anyone else been here recently? No posts on this place this year or last.

This experience reinforces my view that I'd much rather enjoy a full 60 minutes of decent massage with teasing and edging and an explosive HJ, and another one the next week, all for about the same price as a rushed FS with sticky knickers. But when the small head calls for FS, the big head usually gives in.[/QUOTE]Boss dm location please.

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5929785]This experience reinforces my view that I'd much rather enjoy a full 60 minutes of decent massage with teasing and edging and an explosive HJ, and another one the next week, all for about the same price as a rushed FS with sticky knickers. But when the small head calls for FS, the big head usually gives in.[/QUOTE]Don't know if it's an age thing, but I don't need FS to be happy. Much prefer a good massage and a slow sensual HJ. If she get's naked, so much the better. It's also cheaper so you can get out more often.

[QUOTE=SCJohn;5929869]Don't know if it's an age thing, but I don't need FS to be happy. Much prefer a good massage and a slow sensual HJ. If she get's naked, so much the better. It's also cheaper so you can get out more often.[/QUOTE]I'll take a well executed HJ over FS any day of the week. May be an age thing as you say. If the girl just climbs on I'm not going to kick her off, but I do t look for FS or even really want it anymore. Completely nude is a plus if you can find it.

[QUOTE=Grimmy23;5929942]I'll take a well executed HJ over FS any day of the week. May be an age thing as you say. If the girl just climbs on I'm not going to kick her off, but I do t look for FS or even really want it anymore. Completely nude is a plus if you can find it.[/QUOTE]Air Body is my #1 spot for a complete full body massage and finished wi HJ.

Visited many AMP no others come close to what you get here for the price and value, no comparison.

So far I visited Air Body in WM twice and both times the head to toes massage was excellent.

Macy and Jaime are not young but the massage and HJ was well executed. Standard 40 plus 60 with top up and UTC bottom.

The only downside is there's a group of homeless hanging out on the side of the building.

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5929806]Boss dm location please.[/QUOTE]Across from Target, plaza by Rite-Aid.

[QUOTE=HeartlessJay;5929785]In the mood for FS for a change, so dropped by sunshine spa (the other CM one, on Harbor near Nutmeg). First time there in a long time. Hhr is 40, rooms have doors, reasonably clean. Pulled Jessica, typical 40 ish Chinese with thick middle and B+ or C- chest. Laid face up so as to convey intent. Paid 140 without argument. CBJ then CFS, and she performed reasonably well. Never took off her clothes though, just pulled up the skirt and bra. Just as well, I guess, with the body she's got. Asked if I wanted to finish with massage, and I said yes, so she said turn over and left. Then came back in to say sorry, time to go, next time more time, sorry. Kind of pissed me off so I took an extra long time getting dressed, during which she came in twice to rush me onward. Still oozing into my knickers as I walked out, and saw a monger waiting in the lobby, so I know why she rushed me out. Will not repeat, for the sloppy body and especially for the rush job, but I now know to scratch this place off my list. Anyone else been here recently? No posts on this place this year or last.

This experience reinforces my view that I'd much rather enjoy a full 60 minutes of decent massage with teasing and edging and an explosive HJ, and another one the next week, all for about the same price as a rushed FS with sticky knickers. But when the small head calls for FS, the big head usually gives in.[/QUOTE]I had a bit of experience like that F&C, after 30 minutes of 60 "Oh I have another customer" . And even in some of the jack shacks like SH and Air, I have been shorted a bit by some. The worst case was that place on Golden West north of Westminster and South of 22, where I got 5 minutes massage, 10 minute jack and wham-bam-thank-you-monger. I think the answer is not to pay tip until end and / or when you pay the tip, you say "this includes massage afterward right?

[QUOTE=KammyMike;5929974]Air Body is my #1 spot for a complete full body massage and finished wi HJ.

Visited many AMP no others come close to what you get here for the price and value, no comparison.[/QUOTE]Who is good at AIR? I had Haley, and she has a smoking hot body and access, but her massage skills are similar to my skills playing the bassoon or adjusting the valves on a Ferrari. Neither of which I know much about.

[QUOTE=JetStream1;5930457]I had a bit of experience like that F&C, after 30 minutes of 60 "Oh I have another customer" . And even in some of the jack shacks like SH and Air, I have been shorted a bit by some. The worst case was that place on Golden West north of Westminster and South of 22, where I got 5 minutes massage, 10 minute jack and wham-bam-thank-you-monger. I think the answer is not to pay tip until end and / or when you pay the tip, you say "this includes massage afterward right?[/QUOTE]Mongers, you have some control with what happens! From her description, I'm sure she would have been good with 100 after a she haggled with you, wanting 120. You can make it 120 to let her feel like she's won. If she asks for tip first, I show her the money and tell her to trust you. You will tip after. If they try to short me on time, I argue and show them the time, especially if Imade an appointment. Then I tell her less tip. If I see that the boss is forcing her to go on to the next customer, I back down and take it to the boss. If I have a previous relationship with the boss, I tell them that I was not happy being shorted. Usually, I get a apology and they say, "next time, more time". Sometimes there is no next time.

[QUOTE=JetStream1;5930458]Who is good at AIR? I had Haley, and she has a smoking hot body and access, but her massage skills are similar to my skills playing the bassoon or adjusting the valves on a Ferrari. Neither of which I know much about.[/QUOTE]Used to be the massage was an essential part of the providers repertoire but anymore the girls just want to make as much as they can as fast as they can. Surprised to see a review that a couple of them can actually give a massage. Most of the time I just walk in lay down face up and when one of them comes in I ask them to take care of me. Yes they smile knowing it's just what they want and fun for them too. And Hailey like any of them loves to see greenbacks to open that menu. They all love a nice cock and if you're going to be a cheap fuck and negotiate and ***** about how much for this and that's too much then you'll get the shitty service you deserve. It's a whole new era gentleman get used to it.

[QUOTE=LoveViets;5930975]Used to be the massage was an essential part of the providers repertoire but anymore the girls just want to make as much as they can as fast as they can. Surprised to see a review that a couple of them can actually give a massage. Most of the time I just walk in lay down face up and when one of them comes in I ask them to take care of me. Yes they smile knowing it's just what they want and fun for them too. And Hailey like any of them loves to see greenbacks to open that menu. They all love a nice cock and if you're going to be a cheap fuck and negotiate and ***** about how much for this and that's too much then you'll get the shitty service you deserve. It's a whole new era gentleman get used to it.[/QUOTE]For years, you got service, and then you provided a tip. In the past year or so, as wages have gone up 2%-5%, they decided to give themselves a 50% raise, with no improvement of services. Along with this unilateral increase, has come a more aggressive "negotiations" - which are essentially a demand. I think guys have to have steel will to go with their steel rod to simply say "no thanks. Just give me some foot massage and we're good" - then give them a $10-20 tip. I promise you those girls will start becoming a little more flexible.

I never low-ball these girls or try to bargain them down. But on the other hand, I am not sure its worth it to spend $100 for a girl to give you a helping hand. Perhaps if they add some T&A UTC to the mix, or some elements of a GFE. But just to lie there like a slab of beef while she gives you a totally unemotional and unromantic chop and pop, it does not leave me satisfied.

[QUOTE=LoveViets;5930975]Used to be the massage was an essential part of the providers repertoire but anymore the girls just want to make as much as they can as fast as they can. Surprised to see a review that a couple of them can actually give a massage. Most of the time I just walk in lay down face up and when one of them comes in I ask them to take care of me. Yes they smile knowing it's just what they want and fun for them too. And Hailey like any of them loves to see greenbacks to open that menu. They all love a nice cock and if you're going to be a cheap fuck and negotiate and ***** about how much for this and that's too much then you'll get the shitty service you deserve. It's a whole new era gentleman get used to it.[/QUOTE]Less haggling. More banging for sure. Finally a monger that's gets it and not some old geezer complaining. At least you know what the girls are worth These days. So whose good here.

[QUOTE=JetStream1;5930458]Who is good at AIR? I had Haley, and she has a smoking hot body and access, but her massage skills are similar to my skills playing the bassoon or adjusting the valves on a Ferrari. Neither of which I know much about.[/QUOTE]But not for the stingies I guess. Had no problem. New chicks arrived to. Typical $40 per 30 minutes.

Yah pretty good luck getting appointments at [URL]nightfunpages.com[/URL]. Looks like a good place, the girls here are more legit it seems to me. This was a good massage, don't expect FS. I tipped first. So I would get good service. Usually it's $40 for 30 minutes and $60. If you haggle you will lose IMO with most of these places. [URL]https://nightfunpages.com/best-body-rub-costa-mesa-new-asian-girls-40-30-mins/[/URL].

[QUOTE=BigBoDonk;5929806]Boss dm location please.[/QUOTE]Just google it.

[QUOTE=GoKipper;5929260]I was at the Kings in LH. SW 3 girls all viet milfs. No young girls but I showed up near closing time so maybe that's why.[/QUOTE]Dubois better than kings in my opinion.

[QUOTE=LoveViets;5930975]Used to be the massage was an essential part of the providers repertoire but anymore the girls just want to make as much as they can as fast as they can. Surprised to see a review that a couple of them can actually give a massage. Most of the time I just walk in lay down face up and when one of them comes in I ask them to take care of me. Yes they smile knowing it's just what they want and fun for them too. And Hailey like any of them loves to see greenbacks to open that menu. They all love a nice cock and if you're going to be a cheap fuck and negotiate and ***** about how much for this and that's too much then you'll get the shitty service you deserve. It's a whole new era gentleman get used to it.[/QUOTE]There's still a lot of places that provide a nice massage + HJ. BambooWood, Top10, SH, to name a few. You're just going to the Jack Shacks. If that's what you seek, that fine. There's a lot of us that still believe the massage is a major component of the visit.

[QUOTE=MoonKnight22;5928747]She is very talented. But not cheap like the Tijuana's pricing that most geezers want here. She lets you do whatever you want. She give Lucy a run for her money.[/QUOTE]Are the pics real?

[QUOTE=LoveViets;5930975]Used to be the massage was an essential part of the providers repertoire but anymore the girls just want to make as much as they can as fast as they can. Surprised to see a review that a couple of them can actually give a massage. Most of the time I just walk in lay down face up and when one of them comes in I ask them to take care of me. Yes they smile knowing it's just what they want and fun for them too. And Hailey like any of them loves to see greenbacks to open that menu. They all love a nice cock and if you're going to be a cheap fuck and negotiate and ***** about how much for this and that's too much then you'll get the shitty service you deserve. It's a whole new era gentleman get used to it.[/QUOTE]It's not a bad menu!! Or you can save your money and get 2 1/2 Lucy's haha.