Take a drive through horse country
If you drive up Falls to Hanover, PA, you may run into a place called Euphoria Spa next to a dental office and a Red Lobster. I cannot stress enough, the therapeutic qualities of the $40/ hr massage offered there. You will be asked to stay for two. Go ahead, do it. Then you may be asked if you want a table shower. Again, do it. It's only $10 more. Give a $50 tip to Sophia since she just earned it working very hard for two hours just to make you happy. Now, drive back to Baltimore and enjoy the beautiful farmland scenery.