Escort Reports

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5709401]I've contacted her from different numbers. She'll send the same "current pic" on demand each time. Imagine the girl in the ad, without any makeup, after a few days without any sleep. Looks grumpy and disheveled. Now that might be appealing if there was a hint of **** thrown in. But none that I can discern. Anyway, to top that off, the rates she quotes are for top shelf. The dissonance was too great for me to do anything other than laugh, ignore her, and move on.[/QUOTE]Felt like that would be the case.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5711066]Is this who you're talking about?

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/let-me-show-you-how-a-man-should-feel-desired/40010549[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes. She looks a bit better in person.

One of you mentioned Covid in his review a couple posts down. Look, I dunno if you guys all work from home or something. There's always been a danger of catching Covid from a girl. But this new variant is extremely contagious. To be fair, it's also reportedly much less dangerous. But at my workplace, everyone is getting it. Literally everyone. Airlines are delaying flights because all of them are getting it. Sports teams are cancelling games because they're getting it. This version of the virus is extremely contagious. These girls probably all have it. If you're old or have any pre existing conditions, be careful. If you're paranoid and work from home and don't want it, be careful. On the other hand—it's a much less dangerous variant. You probably won't die from it. If that's worth it, go for it. If you're young and healthy, you'll probably survive. Is a 1% chance of dying a big deal? Otherwise wait a couple months.

I had girls come over during the height of Covid and didn't care. I also work in a very dangerous workplace. But very few of my coworkers got it until now. Now all of them are getting it. Again it's a more contagious but less dangerous variant. I wouldn't call a girl for a couple more weeks unless you're willing to get the virus, because these girls are probably all carrying it right now. But if you're vaccinated and healthy then go for it. Good luck, guys.

[QUOTE=Flagrant;5710117]I know she's not currently available, and honestly the last time I saw her I felt like that was enough for me. But, holy fucking shit, did she have an amazingly fit and naturally athletic body. So fun to be with. Oh well.

P.S. Why enough? Hard to say, sometimes the illusion cracks and it's hard to pretend after that.[/QUOTE]I hear you there. If I'm being honest with myself, I'd probably go see Brittan again if she were available. The leg marks were concerning. But she was one of the best available in Madison. It's a wasteland.

Saw Ray. She was a very nice girl. Honest straight forward. No attempt to pull any stunts. However, impersonal, mechanical, and light on the BBBJ. She shows signs of use, which is unfortunate. Was told she insists on safety so that is appreciated. I don't want anything, COVID or otherwise. (Refering to recent reports.) So, I won't repeat. But she is a nice girl. Just concerned with location and drug use.

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I saw this deaf provider today. Thought I would pass it on. Despite Flagrant's meh review, and his prediction that mongers would probably ignore it, I pressed on due to absolutely no other options. I inquired about outcall, was quoted $200, replied that I was interested at $140 (for no other reason than I am cheap). She shows up on my street in an expensive pickup truck with another chick, and a male driver. She was smoking a cigarette in the truck about to text me that she arrived, and the working brain cells told me to just cancel. But of course as a horned out monger I press on. She comes in and types on her phone that she is deaf and needed to use the bathroom. 15 minutes later she comes out and types "SURPRISE" on her phone, and I'm like "what? And she points to some outfit she put on. I started grabbing and kissing her body and whatnot and she types "do you have a condom?" and I said no, then she types "I'll give you best blowjob", and the small head typed out "how much for just a BJ? And she just started sucking and I put my phone down because well you know. It was a stellar BBBJ and I blew in her mouth a good 15 minutes later.

Back to my question I typed to her on my phone "how much for just the blowjob" and she mouthed mutely pointing to her watch, (which was only 20 minutes max) and she had already grabbed the $140 off the coffee table at that point, I guess she had a point. Haha $140 BBBJ. I'm like 99 out of 100 mongers who would have meekly accepted that. She left and texted her ride walking down the sidewalk, not even waiting inside or whatever. This hobby is so fucking stupid most of the time.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/green-eyes-beautyonly-text-me/343809269034[/URL]

[QUOTE=Mfdvr;5716986]Saw Ray. She was a very nice girl. Honest straight forward. No attempt to pull any stunts. However, impersonal, mechanical, and light on the BBBJ. She shows signs of use, which is unfortunate. Was told she insists on safety so that is appreciated. I don't want anything, COVID or otherwise. (Refering to recent reports.) So, I won't repeat. But she is a nice girl. Just concerned with location and drug use.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about Ray Ray? It's helpful to post a link so we know. Thank you I'm pretty sure this is who you are talking about.

[QUOTE=Mfdvr;5716986]Saw Ray. She was a very nice girl. Honest straight forward. No attempt to pull any stunts. However, impersonal, mechanical, and light on the BBBJ. She shows signs of use, which is unfortunate. Was told she insists on safety so that is appreciated. I don't want anything, COVID or otherwise. (Refering to recent reports.) So, I won't repeat. But she is a nice girl. Just concerned with location and drug use.[/QUOTE]" Haven't seen Ray but I do appreciate your report. I've been curious. Your report However does not surprise me. She Hosts very very often and that is typically the sign of need. As far as mechanical goes that is something I'm sorry to hear. We are just a vehicle for cash they are just a vehicle for Our pursuit. ".

I contacted this little "gem " for details and get a response. "Yes its outcall are you affiliated with any law enforcement at all and we can facetime to verify anything out side Madison is 20 $ deposut. " Exact spelling from text. The ad title and notes under description imply outcall but the details include incall. I reply that I cannot host and was hoping for incall and I can the response. "I need a room so when I get the funds I will get the room". Two red flags this is a scam looking for something upfront. I reply to let me know when she gets a room and I would be more than happy to see her and get another response" I will " Crickets ever since which is no surprise, looks too good to be true.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/outtie-calls-all-day/878073483095[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ppbbss;5712863]
I had girls come over during the height of Covid and didn't care. I also work in a very dangerous workplace. But very few of my coworkers got it until now. Now all of them are getting it. Again it's a more contagious but less dangerous variant. I wouldn't call a girl for a couple more weeks unless you're willing to get the virus, because these girls are probably all carrying it right now. But if you're vaccinated and healthy then go for it. Good luck, guys.[/QUOTE]All of this. Everyone I know that meets anyone in public has omicron, I got it last week. Basically, anyone you talk to who has it will give it to you. I got an absolute monster sore throat for three days, way worse than any strep I ever had, and oddly no other symptoms other than a mild cough.

[QUOTE=Mfdvr;5716986]Saw Ray. She was a very nice girl. Honest straight forward. No attempt to pull any stunts. However, impersonal, mechanical, and light on the BBBJ. She shows signs of use, which is unfortunate. Was told she insists on safety so that is appreciated. I don't want anything, COVID or otherwise. (Refering to recent reports.) So, I won't repeat. But she is a nice girl. Just concerned with location and drug use.[/QUOTE]She is nice. But you're definitely rolling the dice on service. I left with my money because she passed out in the middle of a bbj LOL. And apologized thru text afterwards which is weird because it's usually them cussing you out for wasting their time LOL.

[QUOTE=KingPeliper;5717609]She is nice. But you're definitely rolling the dice on service. I left with my money because she passed out in the middle of a bbj LOL. And apologized thru text afterwards which is weird because it's usually them cussing you out for wasting their time LOL.[/QUOTE]I had that happen recently with a different provider. Thankfully I'd already cum inside her and the BJ was merely the second round, which I almost never have. This girl fell asleep several times during this BJ. One time, emitting a few snores. I kept my cock in there, though. She eventually woke up for a brilliant finish and swallowed my load.

It was kind of hot? LOL.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;5717528]I contacted this little "gem " for details and get a response. "Yes its outcall are you affiliated with any law enforcement at all and we can facetime to verify anything out side Madison is 20 $ deposut. " Exact spelling from text. The ad title and notes under description imply outcall but the details include incall. I reply that I cannot host and was hoping for incall and I can the response. "I need a room so when I get the funds I will get the room". Two red flags this is a scam looking for something upfront. I reply to let me know when she gets a room and I would be more than happy to see her and get another response" I will " Crickets ever since which is no surprise, looks too good to be true.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/outtie-calls-all-day/878073483095[/URL][/QUOTE]Oh, that's Amber. I met her in a parking lot once. I'd called her there for a car date. When I saw her I thought she looked a little too skanky for my taste. A little too used up and rough. Still, I opened the door. I'm down for an adventure. We drove over to a quiet spot to discuss. I wasn't super comfortable fucking her in the parking lot of this grocery store and suggested we drive like a half mile away to a relatively deserted business park. She turned that down. Strike 1. I asked about kissing. Turned that down. Strike 2. At that point, I didn't need a strike 3, but I figured I'd manufacture one. I asked about bare. She said $100 more. That's a little much, do you have a condom? Yeah, I'll go back to my car to get one. So she goes to her car. And I drive off.

I think she's legit. Just terrible at communication. She's a nympho who doesn't do certain things because they're too intimate. Kind of like Schroedinger's Cat.

I never send money to girls. Period. I wouldn't even give her cash in person for a room. I might get a room and invite her over. With the clear expectation that she leaves when we're done. A lot of girls hope you'll leave the room for them if you get it just for the date. Fuck that, never. I would never get a room in my name and leave it to one of these girls.

[QUOTE=DBrewer65;5717488]I saw this deaf provider today. Thought I would pass it on. Despite Flagrant's meh review, and his prediction that mongers would probably ignore it, I pressed on due to absolutely no other options. I inquired about outcall, was quoted $200, replied that I was interested at $140 (for no other reason than I am cheap). She shows up on my street in an expensive pickup truck with another chick, and a male driver. She was smoking a cigarette in the truck about to text me that she arrived, and the working brain cells told me to just cancel. But of course as a horned out monger I press on. She comes in and types on her phone that she is deaf and needed to use the bathroom. 15 minutes later she comes out and types "SURPRISE" on her phone, and I'm like "what? And she points to some outfit she put on. I started grabbing and kissing her body and whatnot and she types "do you have a condom?" and I said no, then she types "I'll give you best blowjob", and the small head typed out "how much for just a BJ? And she just started sucking and I put my phone down because well you know. It was a stellar BBBJ and I blew in her mouth a good 15 minutes later.

Back to my question I typed to her on my phone "how much for just the blowjob" and she mouthed mutely pointing to her watch, (which was only 20 minutes max) and she had already grabbed the $140 off the coffee table at that point, I guess she had a point. Haha $140 BBBJ. I'm like 99 out of 100 mongers who would have meekly accepted that. She left and texted her ride walking down the sidewalk, not even waiting inside or whatever. This hobby is so fucking stupid most of the time.

[URL]https://madison.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/green-eyes-beautyonly-text-me/343809269034[/URL][/QUOTE]Here's my review, for what it's worth:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?9363-Escort-Reports&p=5649802&viewfull=1#post5649802[/URL]

I understand why you gave her a try. She doesn't look completely terrible and you figure, maybe I'll get lucky? Been there, done that. I appreciate your review. No one else has shared anything about her (as far as I know), so it's fair to assume I'm just too picky. LOL.