The Rat Trap

Enjoy your vacation xoxo and hit me up upon your return.

Paige.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2451249]Finally someone agree with me! I just Love you girl shit!

Hey as soon as am back from vacation we need to link up possibly we can do doubles.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2451366]I am from South Florida and now live here in the beautiful city of Orlando. I will be naming the top 3 asshole / douche bags here in this great city at the end of my post. My time here has been fun! Lots of beautiful women! Unfortunately.

The MONGERS here are some of the WORST I have ever dealt with in my life! All you motherfuckers are LOSERS! You continue to overpay for pussy and are just plain losers! It is truly a shame of the lame behavior of Orlando mongers.

My top 3 picks for asshole / douche bag of the month are the following USA MONGERS! I could have easily named over a 100 mongers on here alone but will only name my top 3.

1) Camera3! This monger is at the top of my list. He continues to be a royal pain in my ass! Is mostly useless and swears he is board president. He is what I call a USEFUL IDIOT!

2) Ancientone! This low class so called distinguished monger is a pure clown! Is completely useless and really in my opinion has no valid reason to even wake up in the morning! Rarely does an actual review and is a complete waste of time and space! There is no hope for this monger.

3) Just Jenna) This overweight SP says she is paid to be fat? Still have not gotten over that comment. She is indeed the worst of the worst.

Just saying.[/QUOTE]Do you mean to imply that you are leaving Orlando to go back to your hovel in South Florida? I am sure that the Street Walkers of South Florida miss you and your big spending habits terribly. I read this Rat Trap thread pretty closely and it seems undisputed that ALL my fellow mongers agree YOU are the douche bag. I feel that you have nothing better to do than to stir up shit here. Maybe get a job?

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2452350]Do you mean to imply that you are leaving Orlando to go back to your hovel in South Florida? I am sure that the Street Walkers of South Florida miss you and your big spending habits terribly. I read this Rat Trap thread pretty closely and it seems undisputed that ALL my fellow mongers agree YOU are the douche bag. I feel that you have nothing better to do than to stir up shit here. Maybe get a job?[/QUOTE]You poor silly bastard. Smh. I NEVER said I was leaving. I will be in Orlando quite a while due to my job douche bag. You are your FRIENDS are part of the problem in Orlando. Pure losers! Ancientone is so gay and useless.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2452472]Now that they reinforced it with steel cable after the little incident with a bungee cord break.

I'll treat if you're game.

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]Okay I guess I will try it. If I have a damn heart attack you sure as hell better stay by my bed side! LOL I will see you Wednesday. Xo.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2452068]Well look who's back! PORKY aka Just Jenna. To celebrate your return guess who is running a lunch time special today? A restaurant called Golden Coral Jenna!! For 9 bucks you can enjoy the all you can eat buffet! Dessert included Jenna!! Hurry over now before they run out of food!

Hurry Jenna hurry![/QUOTE]Sorry sissypoo I eat clean! Let me know when you find a good Vegan place in this town, I stay away from the places you like to take your streetwalkers out to!

Chris5,

Repeatedly you spew venom on every person on here, with your words of wisdom. You suck Swaggs nuts repeatedly since she is the only one crazy enough to interact with you. Tell your girl Brandii to start sucking some cock again or stay off the forum. That post made everyone look like a fool. Quit picking on Jenna, a woman that provides excellent service. Not everyone is for everyone but damn you ain't got to go in on her like that. Seems every post whether it is directed towards you or not you think it is. I shall refer to that as Swaggs Syndrome. Guess what asshole the world does not revolve around you.

STFU dickface.

Checkmate.

BBH.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2452068]Well look who's back! PORKY aka Just Jenna. To celebrate your return guess who is running a lunch time special today? A restaurant called Golden Coral Jenna!! For 9 bucks you can enjoy the all you can eat buffet! Dessert included Jenna!! Hurry over now before they run out of food!

Hurry Jenna hurry![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chris5;2452054]You continue to say such the sweetest things my love! I LOVE reading all your posts![/QUOTE]Hey Chrissy aka Little Pussy Boy, I'm still waiting for Buffguy to post his review of your cock sucking skills. I hope he didn't rip your brown starfish open too bad when you were grabbing your skinny little girly ankles and screaming like the little biatch that you are. How did Buffguy taste when he ass 2 mouthed you? Did he like your little t-back, high heels and and skirt while he was pounding your brown starfish?

Also dick sucker Chrissy, you better add me to your monger list that you "don't like". Let me help you out, my name is "STEVE POPE" and I would be honored to be your #4 monger that you "don't like". You're making me soooo left out. You are such a little whining twat.

Chrissy, you're a typical South Florida arrogant, loud mouth little kunt who can't ever back it up when the Sh*it hits the fan. Make sure you you have fresh panty liner before you piss your panties again. You should really learn to STFU except, except of course, when your mouth is full of cock, then open it wide little biatch boy, we're all cumming in!

SP.

[QUOTE=PaigeSweetStuf;2452315]Monica was offering something in return, A+ stellar full service from a smokin ass hot grown woman, in return for the help! And obviously it worked well, she's quite indpendant with a home and a brand new car.

She didn't approach it for a handout. There is nothing desperate about asking for help in return of services. That is what we are all here to do.

If Brandii wouldn't have come out with her palm open asking for something for nothing no one would be giving her a hard time. The pure audacity of that just blows my mind.

So who is the idiot now?

Xoxo.

Stay safe.

Paige.[/QUOTE]Paige I will once again offer you my advice which I have done several times on this board. Many mongers simply slap my hand away when I try and help them and I doubt you will be any different! But I will try.

The problem you seem to be having is that you seem infatuated with the Young gorgeous Brandi. You continue to bring her name up and say some pretty bad things about her. Why? You have NEVER met Brandi but you can't seem to keep your big mouth shut! Yes Brandi should of offered service for some cash BUT she is not in a position to do that now. Brandi could care less what you think of her and again you should try and mind your own business. So here is my advice to Paige.

1) Learn to mind your own damm business!!

2) Concentrate on being an SP more and whining here in the Trap LESS!!

3) Work on losing weight and updating your photos, seriously? Take some new fucking pics!

4) No one care what you or I say or think so please just move on.

5) Learn sometimes its best to just STFU!

6) You will never be like SWAGS! So stop trying to talk like her. There is only ONE lovely Savanna.

And I don't want a response from you and all your blah blah blah bullshit!!

I gave you MY advice.

You're fucking welcome!!

I knew you (chris5) wouldn't get my post about you and I'm not going to explain it as everyone else got it. Nor will I respond to you anymore as you aren't worth any time of mine. Last comment is I noticed your "smh" signature at the bottom of the post and am sure in your case that it means " Small Miami Human" .

[QUOTE=Chris5;2452197]Savanna I would LOVE to enjoy a movie with you at the boardwalk. My schedule is always very busy, however I would move the earth if I could just to spend time with you honey. I can't wait.[/QUOTE]A meeting of two self absorbed Morrans should be celebrated and congratulated. You two idiots found each other and love just erupted. This moment defiantly needs a vidio spot from a no talent white raper group. I am sure the Mutual admiration you two share will last a long time. Well at least a week or two.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0[/URL] describes the sad state of affairs since chris (king of douchebaggery, oh like you FINALLY have a title on the board) and swagganna (the original bat shit crazy beeotch. As in text you out of the blue at 2 am to accuse you of fucking her ex and posting pics of zebra print to get to her. Oh and by the by I showed members of the site the texts) so yeah it's getting ugly and delusional and and chris let me guess I'm ugly and old and ect. . The truth remains the two of you take "potshots" at people you think are beneath you when sometimes in the past weeks you may have said something positive about them. That show more than a lack of strength it shows lack of character. Good luck with that. Karma's a *****. Drops the mic and a shoutout to a certain someone JUST SAYIN!

I think someone needs to pop more popcorn.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2451366]
My top 3 picks for asshole / douche bag of the month are the following USA MONGERS!

1) Camera3! This monger is at the top of my list. He continues to be a royal pain in my ass! Is mostly useless and swears he is board president. He is what I call a USEFUL IDIOT!

2) Ancientone!

3) Just Jenna)

Just saying.[/QUOTE]

What he said! Are bullies even real anymore? Oh wait this is the internet. Our pet cat swag is feeling feisty this week I see. Shout out to Jenna, and all the other quality providers on the board giving sensual fun to the men of Orlando.

[quote=BishopBlackHat;2452518]Chris5.

Repeatedly you spew venom on every person on here, with your words of wisdom. You suck Swaggs nuts repeatedly since she is the only one crazy enough to interact with you. Tell your girl Brandii to start sucking some cock again or stay off the forum. That post made everyone look like a fool. Quit picking on Jenna, a woman that provides excellent service. Not everyone is for everyone but damn you ain't got to go in on her like that. Seems every post whether it is directed towards you or not you think it is. I shall refer to that as Swaggs Syndrome. Guess what asshole the world does not revolve around you.

STFU dickface.

Checkmate.

BBH. [/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Camera3;2453116]I think someone needs to pop more popcorn.

C3.[/QUOTE]Sorry C3, making his list isn't very hard. I think it only requires a breath. According to his specs, everyone one makes the list. As soon as his mom swags does him for free or 40, she'll be on his list. Isn't this the same prick that offers advice to everyone then does the same thing. Just the other day he complained about a senior member atf and she wasn't his wife, she was an SP. Then he goes professes his love and begs for his 40 coin BJ girl to comeback. Really, begs? To make Chris 'all time atf list requires 1 thing. Do him or blow him for under 40. Or threaten them with bad review. Man that's a man. This is a guy with a lot of respect for women. I know Chris, your going to say stfu, you have no posts, they are SPs and don't deserve respect. You were obviously bullied as a child by some little girl. Pathetic. I find it funny the only person this board who stands up for you is the one old enough to be your mom. I'm not implying any Freudian quotes here but geez. Swags is basically everything you slammed when you first started your ass tirade. Chris, your just a dick, no way around it.

World.

[QUOTE=AtayamaNoyoi;2451180]So first if all, it's my 1st time calling an escort to try out my curiosity. Do I need it when I have a "friend with benefit"? But it's always on my bucket list to at least call.

An escort and do them at least 1-3 times, depend. So I went to ter and BP, and I saw an ad about this beautiful blonde girl. We agreed to it, told her it's my 1st time with an escort, she ask why. I answered about my reason, we both laugh that I told her the girl I'm dating agreed to it (yes she does want to come and see me). But her laugh and her attutitude towards me seems so fake. A very sarcastic look. Look I'm in college studying physcology! So basically she got piss after I ask her 4 simple questions! At first she seem to be ok answering them. 1st I ask her about her donation as we sat far across. 2nd she didn't say her name, in the ad it said valarie, so she said it's lacy. So I apolologize sincerely. 3rd I ask for how much if we bring her friend. I saw giving a huge sigh, and I think rolled her eyes when she turn around. That's where I feel it, I have to leave since I haven't given her the money. She told me to place the money on the table. Then I ask er the "4th" question was, I ask her that since it's my 1st time, I want to know if she got tested since I showed her my screenings. Then this ***** talk loudly, "I don't know about other girls, I get one in every 3 month. To be honest it's none of your business". So I said ok ok got it. As she went to the bathroom to grt change, I qucikly grab the money in front of me and leave! I texted her she isn't getting the money since we didn't even get to start!

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/readyyoung-sexyfunwild-reviewed251424-call-now-21/10157447[/URL]

Idk if you guys have tried her, but good luck.[/QUOTE]Personally, I think you are a jackass. I suppose English is not your first language, just observing the improper grammar and misspellings in your report. So, where ever you are from, I guess they didn't teach you common courtesies. As Hawkeye49 says, is there any wonder why the ladies develop a cynical attitude when they have to deal with people like you. Please do us all a favor and stick exclusively to your "friend with benefits".

[QUOTE=Sexifun;2452882][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trd49Da0gf0[/URL] describes the sad state of affairs since chris (king of douchebaggery, oh like you FINALLY have a title on the board) and swagganna (the original bat shit crazy beeotch. As in text you out of the blue at 2 am to accuse you of fucking her ex and posting pics of zebra print to get to her. Oh and by the by I showed members of the site the texts) so yeah it's getting ugly and delusional and and chris let me guess I'm ugly and old and ect. . The truth remains the two of you take "potshots" at people you think are beneath you when sometimes in the past weeks you may have said something positive about them. That show more than a lack of strength it shows lack of character. Good luck with that. Karma's a *****. Drops the mic and a shoutout to a certain someone JUST SAYIN![/QUOTE]Excuse me but weren't you the SP complaining and whining a couple of weeks ago that some monger stood you up because you were in a shitty notel on the trail? You also said that you only charge 50 bucks for a QV and how are you supposed to get a decent hotel with all these cheap mongers and blah blah blah blah blah blah! YES you are NOT cute at all! I've seen your lame pics and I see why your ass only charges 40 to 50 coins! Plus you advertise on BP on your rates are pretty low as well on BP. So someone like your dumb ass has the audacity to come in the trap and talk shit. Really? Although I am a fan of the 50 coin special you run, I would never personally call you because your pics just don't do it for me. You have what I call a butterface! Nasty body and nasty attitude! So maybe you should also consider hitting the trail! You can't even afford a decent hotel in a decent location. Business must be slow for you.

Smh.

[QUOTE=BishopBlackHat;2452518]Chris5,

Repeatedly you spew venom on every person on here, with your words of wisdom. You suck Swaggs nuts repeatedly since she is the only one crazy enough to interact with you. Tell your girl Brandii to start sucking some cock again or stay off the forum. That post made everyone look like a fool. Quit picking on Jenna, a woman that provides excellent service. Not everyone is for everyone but damn you ain't got to go in on her like that. Seems every post whether it is directed towards you or not you think it is. I shall refer to that as Swaggs Syndrome. Guess what asshole the world does not revolve around you.

STFU dickface.

Checkmate.

BBH.[/QUOTE]You words hold zero meaning to me douche bag. Stop white knighting for PORKY. You're a pussy and part of the problem here in Orlando! Jeez these lame ass Orlando so called mongers! LOL! PORKY AKA just Jenna is the worst of the worst. This is who you defend. She is paid to be FAT and and has a FAT face. Her attitude is horrible and I simply can't stand this SP! At least I'm honest about it. In my opinion this SP belongs on the trail walking! Maybe she can lose weight.

Checkmate? Lame lame lame.

Smh.

[QUOTE=AtayamaNoyoi;2451180]... Look I'm in college studying physcology!... [/QUOTE]Look at me I'm studying psychology in college so now I can read minds and I'm the smartest person in the world!

At least spell what you're studying correctly Mr. College. The rest of your post is also riddled with grammatical errors. Given that the majority of devices now days have spellcheck and basic grammar check built it, how you bypassed that and was still able to make your post is beyond me; and you said you're in college? Don't toot your own horn too much man.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2453116]I think someone needs to pop more popcorn.

C3.[/QUOTE]I know, you don't care about us SissyChrissy. But, you say you can name 100 duchebags on this forum? There are probably more than a 100 people here who would name you as the #1 Ass Hole, duchebag, fuck nut or which ever derogatory term you might prefer. Just let it go, stop continually insulting everybody and move on. Grow up.

Snapshot that boo.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2453243]I still have the drunk text from you admitting you were mica as well as the ones I sent to a member you were running your trap about and until I showed you the reply you kept texting getting your drunk self deeper. Doo you need a refreshment or let the board read thr real lady you are?

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2453249]When you decided to be stupid, I have spoke to one time and you still crush on me. So sucks to be healous and always have hand me downs.

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]She was probably BOTH drunk and high! Would you expect anything else from this low class SP. I would just ignore her Savanna. She's an idiot.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2453223]Your such a fat ass and I would love to post the number that I used and somehow you knew it was me instead of your loser dick that was repulsed by you. Biotch, lies only get so far and I suggest you stay far off my radar, I may be your next call.

Xoxox,

Savanna.[/QUOTE]LOL! Savanna she is a liar and a idiot. Savanna she can't even afford a decent incall! She was staying at cheap hotel on the trail a couple of weeks ago. I hope she also stays off my radar as well. I have enough clowns on my plate right now.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2453474]You words hold zero meaning to me douche bag. Stop white knighting for PORKY. You're a pussy and part of the problem here in Orlando! Jeez these lame ass Orlando so called mongers! LOL! PORKY AKA just Jenna is the worst of the worst. This is who you defend. She is paid to be FAT and and has a FAT face. Her attitude is horrible and I simply can't stand this SP! At least I'm honest about it. In my opinion this SP belongs on the trail walking! Maybe she can lose weight.

Checkmate? Lame lame lame.

Smh.[/QUOTE]You never met Jenna and you are blasting her. She is attractive, smart and friendly. She is not afraid to speak her mind. Jenna provides excellent service for a reasonable donation. She has been providing in the Orlando area for a long time and if she was not good at, she would not still be around. If you don't like her looks, then don't go see her. By pointing out your nasty comments about her are not true, that is not white knighting, its just correcting nonsensical statements by the most hated monger in the Orlando forum.

My love WHY are all these so called excellent providers so JEALOUS of you? They can't seem to keep your name out of there mouth.

This post I made a few days ago seems to have upset quite a few people. It is not a good thing to be on this list! I REPEAT not a good thing at all. Its almost shameful! Orlando has thousands and thousands of mongers along with all the idiot tourist mongers as well! You guys should be ashamed of yourself for being the worst of the worst. Over paying for pussy and being lame and kind to all these clown service providers. In my opinion and I only chose 3 for a reason, any name on my list needs in my opinion to go and seek some professional help! I know a shit load of assholes here in Orlando and it is not good mongering here.

AGAIN.

1) Camera3.

2) Ancientone.

3) SP Just Jenna.

Ancientone has to be on some type of drug or alcohol abuse! No one can be as stupid as this low level monger! There is ZERO hope for this monger. He has no logical reason for even waking up in the morning.

Camera3 is truly in a useless class all by himself! He is what I call a USEFUL idiot!

Jenna is paid to be fat. This SP is the worst of the worst and there is no helping her. Jenna I believe as well abuses drugs and alcohol, No sane WOMAN can act as stupid as she does.

I hope all three of you seek professional help and counseling.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2453456]Excuse me but weren't you the SP complaining and whining a couple of weeks ago that some monger stood you up because you were in a shitty notel on the trail? You also said that you only charge 50 bucks for a QV and how are you supposed to get a decent hotel with all these cheap mongers and blah blah blah blah blah blah! YES you are NOT cute at all! I've seen your lame pics and I see why your ass only charges 40 to 50 coins! Plus you advertise on BP on your rates are pretty low as well on BP. So someone like your dumb ass has the audacity to come in the trap and talk shit. Really? Although I am a fan of the 50 coin special you run, I would never personally call you because your pics just don't do it for me. You have what I call a butterface! Nasty body and nasty attitude! So maybe you should also consider hitting the trail! You can't even afford a decent hotel in a decent location. Business must be slow for you.

Smh.[/QUOTE]And I have been here AT THE SAME LOCATION for over 2 years. I have NEVER charged 40 bucks but 50 yes JUST for usag members 60/15 min is my usual rate and it compares to many ladies in Orlando. And if you called I would hang up. Just sayin.

And gentlemen of this fine board I now introduce to you our future leaders and politicians. We are so fucked. LOL.

[QUOTE=PythagorasHP;2453582]Look at me I'm studying psychology in college so now I can read minds and I'm the smartest person in the world!

At least spell what you're studying correctly Mr. College. The rest of your post is also riddled with grammatical errors. Given that the majority of devices now days have spellcheck and basic grammar check built it, how you bypassed that and was still able to make your post is beyond me; and you said you're in college? Don't toot your own horn too much man.[/QUOTE]

I will just say that certain people here hate their life. Or just like being so negative. We are all people who have a life of living and bringing a little joy to our lives by dreaming in a different world at times. Last time I checked this was the USA sex guide not the USA who can be the biggest asshole or douche bag guide. Some people just need to get laid take a little stress off and be ok with others opinions. It really won't ruin or even effect your life at all and if it does you may need some good chillin meds. So I will get off my soap box pop some popcorn, watch the wheels of this bus go round and round, and watch who goes through the windshield when Daddy slams the brakes on again. I will have my seat belt on in order to watch the flying douchbaggeries of the world.

Peace out, happy Mongering and please go get laid and be respectful.