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[QUOTE=LoveKgirls;1907108]As the title says, I TOFTT with Misty, and I really wish I had not done so. Her ad:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-morning-all-star-specials-inout-26/8364686[/URL]

The pictures are real, but they don't capture how she looks. She's a big woman, with a big, floppy belly. Her breasts appear to be fairly large, but she did not remove her top and stated that she "did not want any fooling around with her tits." Her face is not very attractive.

Here is how it went down: She carefully arranged me on the bed of her messed-up room in a really bad motel, making me move about six times until she felt I was in the proper position. She wanted the cover on immediately. No foreplay, no revealed skin, no nothing. She just put it right on and tried to get started. It just wasn't happening. Out of hundreds and hundreds of sessions, I have never had any trouble with ED. Until this time. She looked bad, she gave a really bad CBJ and I was preoccupied with thoughts of how I might gracefully depart. I closed my eyes and tried to go to a happy place, but she kept interrupting to point out her frustration and complain about my not getting hard, which did not help. After a few minutes, I told her that I was just tired and thanks but we should call it a day.

Ugh. At least it was only $40.

This is the kind of session where I stop and ask myself, "What am I doing and why am I doing it?" I think I need a break for a while from P4 P. Too many bad experiences in too many places with too many terrible women. It's just too much. End Rant.[/QUOTE]But at least you got off cheap & now the rest of us know to avoid her at all costs. Hopefully your next ROLL will be better!

AR.

[QUOTE=LoveKgirls;1907108]As the title says, I TOFTT with Misty, and I really wish I had not done so. Her ad:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-morning-all-star-specials-inout-26/8364686[/URL]

The pictures are real, but they don't capture how she looks. She's a big woman, with a big, floppy belly. Her breasts appear to be fairly large, but she did not remove her top and stated that she "did not want any fooling around with her tits." Her face is not very attractive.

Here is how it went down: She carefully arranged me on the bed of her messed-up room in a really bad motel, making me move about six times until she felt I was in the proper position. She wanted the cover on immediately. No foreplay, no revealed skin, no nothing. She just put it right on and tried to get started. It just wasn't happening. Out of hundreds and hundreds of sessions, I have never had any trouble with ED. Until this time. She looked bad, she gave a really bad CBJ and I was preoccupied with thoughts of how I might gracefully depart. I closed my eyes and tried to go to a happy place, but she kept interrupting to point out her frustration and complain about my not getting hard, which did not help. After a few minutes, I told her that I was just tired and thanks but we should call it a day.

Ugh. At least it was only $40.

This is the kind of session where I stop and ask myself, "What am I doing and why am I doing it?" I think I need a break for a while from P4 P. Too many bad experiences in too many places with too many terrible women. It's just too much. End Rant.[/QUOTE]Like you said, at least it was only $40. Happens to us all brother. Many nights I sit alone, wondering why the one who said "see you in 45 minutes" is still not here 2 hours later. Just as many nights I sit going "I shoulda got paid for that one!

It's all numbers. If you find that one in 10 it's a good day! Expect less and be pleasantly surprised.

Not sure if first post went through. At least we all know. It is dangerous out there. Too many pimps and drug addicts. To be honest, what are your expectations from a $40 female? You can't get "Pretty Woman" service at rock bottom prices. Do you really expect the same level of service as t McDonalds as you would expect at Ruth Chris Steakhouse?

I have done the same thing. I wonder who is more addicted. The obvious crackheads we patronize or us?

Maybe it is time to stop going to the Two Notch Road of the internet and spend more for better quality.

You get what you pay for.

[QUOTE=Love Kgirls;1907108]As the title says, I TOFTT with Misty, and I really wish I had not done so. Her ad:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-morning-all-star-specials-inout-26/8364686[/URL]

The pictures are real, but they don't capture how she looks. She's a big woman, with a big, floppy belly. Her breasts appear to be fairly large, but she did not remove her top and stated that she "did not want any fooling around with her tits." Her face is not very attractive.

Here is how it went down: She carefully arranged me on the bed of her messed-up room in a really bad motel, making me move about six times until she felt I was in the proper position. She wanted the cover on immediately. No foreplay, no revealed skin, no nothing. She just put it right on and tried to get started. It just wasn't happening. Out of hundreds and hundreds of sessions, I have never had any trouble with ED. Until this time. She looked bad, she gave a really bad CBJ and I was preoccupied with thoughts of how I might gracefully depart. I closed my eyes and tried to go to a happy place, but she kept interrupting to point out her frustration and complain about my not getting hard, which did not help. After a few minutes, I told her that I was just tired and thanks but we should call it a day.

Ugh. At least it was only $40.

This is the kind of session where I stop and ask myself, "What am I doing and why am I doing it?" I think I need a break for a while from P4 P. Too many bad experiences in too many places with too many terrible women. It's just too much. End Rant.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hunter36;1907542]Not sure if first post went through. At least we all know. It is dangerous out there. Too many pimps and drug addicts. To be honest, what are your expectations from a $40 female? You can't get "Pretty Woman" service at rock bottom prices. Do you really expect the same level of service as t McDonalds as you would expect at Ruth Chris Steakhouse?

I have done the same thing. I wonder who is more addicted. The obvious crackheads we patronize or us?

Maybe it is time to stop going to the Two Notch Road of the internet and spend more for better quality.

You get what you pay for.[/QUOTE]Your points are well taken, but I should also point out:

1. I thought I was seeing someone who was recommended by a guy I know. As it turned out, I was mistaken. Oops. It could have turned out worse.

2. We did not discuss price before I arrived. I probably should have done that and I usually do. Had I known she was a $40 girl before I went to see her, I would have skipped it. I have never sought out a $40 girl. At that price point, you cannot expect much, although there are some underpriced gems out there. I have gotten on others who complained about cheap girls, so I am totally with you, there.

3. I have been to the top of the mountain, price-wise, and I generally agree with the principle of you get what you pay for. I used to regularly see a $500 per hour girl. I stopped seeing her when her prices went to $1000 per hour. She was amazingly awesome in every way, but she's still not worth $1000 per hour!

Started the day off in COLA by seeing the extremely sexy Chanel:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-perfect-10_-xotc-freak-round-juicy-booty-new-23/8364952[/URL]

[URL]http://escortphonesearch.com/305-600-9940/[/URL]

(following is the copy from her ad & #.

New °Perfect 10_ €xot! See Freak! Round Juicy Booty °New. 23 Posted: Tuesday, October 22,2013 5:46 AM.

Reply: click here.

Hey fellas.

I'm here and available.

Ready to make your fantasy A reality!

I'm sexy and I have a soft round bubble!!

The very best so don't wait Call me Now.

CHANEL.

305-600-9940.

NO block calls, no pics sent 100% real me.

Mature gents only.

Poster's age: 23.

• Location: Columbia, two notch.

• Post I'd: 8364952 Columbia.

Email this ad.

She is 100% the girl in the pics: tall, lean, young & tatted up. Met Chanel after I first got to COLA & she told me she was on way out of town soon. She offered me a $50 QV & I gladly accepted. Arrived at her spot & she opened the door & she was pretty & tall, lean & sexy As hell! Dexter shot to attention & she remarked on that & how nice he looked. I sheathed up & Chanel began a good DT CBJ. She almost got all the way to Dexter's root & it was impressing the hell out of me! She slobbered on Dex & seeing the drool as she continued the DT was hyping me up even more! I pulled her on top & Chanel began some fantastic CG, with her legs spread wide so I could see Dexter going in & out of her beautiful shaved twat! She has strong Kegel muscles & was squeezing me with them as she dropped up & down on me the way I normally drop down on girls when I'm on top!

DAMN!

I told her to let me hit it from the back doggie & her tight ass muscles & pussy muscles was giving me a huge build-up towards my explosion. About 10 minutes into doggie with her face in the mattress & my dick as deep into her as I could thrust it, I felt the wave of hot spooge lava which I deposited on her back & ass, trying to cover as much & as many tattoos with my jizz as I could! You'll have to determine how well I did by these pics:

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She let me snap these as well as a few of us in the mirror together, she was quite friendly & cordial & even tho she was going to check out shortly after my departure, we talked & looked at other pics on my phone & talked for 20-30 minutes. She told me she would be returning to Columbia around the 1st of NOV, & I told her I would certainly enjoy the pleasure of her company again! I tipped her $20 & I certainly felt she earned every penny & then some! Hoping to get her in a trois as she told me she'd be into that with a couple of the girls I've seen in COLA previously.

AR.

[QUOTE=AugustaRoller;1908058]Started the day off in COLA by seeing the extremely sexy Chanel:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-perfect-10_-xotc-freak-round-juicy-booty-new-23/8364952[/URL]

[URL]http://escortphonesearch.com/305-600-9940/[/URL]

(following is the copy from her ad & #.

New °Perfect 10_ €xot! See Freak! Round Juicy Booty °New. 23 Posted: Tuesday, October 22,2013 5:46 AM.

Reply: click here.

Hey fellas.

I'm here and available.

Ready to make your fantasy A reality!

I'm sexy and I have a soft round bubble!!

The very best so don't wait Call me Now.

CHANEL.

305-600-9940.

NO block calls, no pics sent 100% real me.

Mature gents only.

Poster's age: 23.

• Location: Columbia, two notch.

• Post I'd: 8364952 Columbia.

Email this ad.

She is 100% the girl in the pics: tall, lean, young & tatted up. Met Chanel after I first got to COLA & she told me she was on way out of town soon. She offered me a $50 QV & I gladly accepted. Arrived at her spot & she opened the door & she was pretty & tall, lean & sexy As hell! Dexter shot to attention & she remarked on that & how nice he looked. I sheathed up & Chanel began a good DT CBJ. She almost got all the way to Dexter's root & it was impressing the hell out of me! She slobbered on Dex & seeing the drool as she continued the DT was hyping me up even more! I pulled her on top & Chanel began some fantastic CG, with her legs spread wide so I could see Dexter going in & out of her beautiful shaved twat! She has strong Kegel muscles & was squeezing me with them as she dropped up & down on me the way I normally drop down on girls when I'm on top!

DAMN!

I told her to let me hit it from the back doggie & her tight ass muscles & pussy muscles was giving me a huge build-up towards my explosion. About 10 minutes into doggie with her face in the mattress & my dick as deep into her as I could thrust it, I felt the wave of hot spooge lava which I deposited on her back & ass, trying to cover as much & as many tattoos with my jizz as I could! You'll have to determine how well I did by these pics:

[ATTACH=CONFIG]282349[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]282348[/ATTACH][ATTACH=CONFIG]282350[/ATTACH].

She let me snap these as well as a few of us in the mirror together, she was quite friendly & cordial & even tho she was going to check out shortly after my departure, we talked & looked at other pics on my phone & talked for 20-30 minutes. She told me she would be returning to Columbia around the 1st of NOV, & I told her I would certainly enjoy the pleasure of her company again! I tipped her $20 & I certainly felt she earned every penny & then some! Hoping to get her in a trois as she told me she'd be into that with a couple of the girls I've seen in COLA previously.

AR.[/QUOTE]I get home to Augusta and see she's on Augusta Backpage.

[URL]http://augusta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/xotic-island-dollsup3r-cute-late-night-fun-girl-23/20436843[/URL]

After my early morning hook-up with Chanel, Sydney Rush:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/catch-the-rush-in-columbia-special-pleasurez-await-you-21/7355300[/URL]

Got her phones issues straight & contacted me, as she was the reason I was venturing to COLA in the first place. So after my appetizer with Chanel, I was prepared for the main course & desserts with Sydney. Over the rest of the day there were 3 courses! All involved BBBJ, CG, RCG, DATY, MISH, doggie, froggy, SPLASHES & individual courses had slices of standing doggie, MISH on a windowsill, standing DATY, & spooning from the side. Her incall location had a huge mirror at the head of the bed & my favorite memories of the day were doggie with her right up against the mirror & me being able to see her face as I was tagging it from the back HARD & DEEP! RCG up against that same mirror with her riding me, fingering her clit & watching Dexter go in & out was burned into my memory as well!

Each session ended with us hot, sweaty, spent & satisfied! It doesn't get any better than that! I know everyone may not be able to afford an all-dayer or over-nighter but if you can, Sydney is worth it! (I'm sure her individual sessions are time & money well spent as well!

AR.

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See you soon Columbia!

[QUOTE=AugustaRoller;1908302]After my early morning hook-up with Chanel, Sydney Rush:

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/catch-the-rush-in-columbia-special-pleasurez-await-you-21/7355300[/URL]

Got her phones issues straight & contacted me, as she was the reason I was venturing to COLA in the first place. So after my appetizer with Chanel, I was prepared for the main course & desserts with Sydney. Over the rest of the day there were 3 courses! All involved BBBJ, CG, RCG, DATY, MISH, doggie, froggy, SPLASHES & individual courses had slices of standing doggie, MISH on a windowsill, standing DATY, & spooning from the side. Her incall location had a huge mirror at the head of the bed & my favorite memories of the day were doggie with her right up against the mirror & me being able to see her face as I was tagging it from the back HARD & DEEP! RCG up against that same mirror with her riding me, fingering her clit & watching Dexter go in & out was burned into my memory as well!

Each session ended with us hot, sweaty, spent & satisfied! It doesn't get any better than that! I know everyone may not be able to afford an all-dayer or over-nighter but if you can, Sydney is worth it! (I'm sure her individual sessions are time & money well spent as well!

AR.

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See you soon Columbia![/QUOTE]You must have been blowing smoke and dust at the end...if not, wait till you get to my age.

I told you and the boys about her over a year ago. Then again last year. She has changed her name a few times but still a super sweet girl. My reviews of her have been under the names Charm and Lovely.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8931-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1650006&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1650006.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6113-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=1652797&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1652797.

I've had the pleasure of a few visits with her. But my extened (multi-hour) visit with her was freaking amazing!

[QUOTE=HobbyExec;1908460]I told you and the boys about her over a year ago. Then again last year. She has changed her name a few times but still a super sweet girl. My reviews of her have been under the names Charm and Lovely.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8931-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1650006&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1650006.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6113-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=1652797&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1652797.

I've had the pleasure of a few visits with her. But my extened (multi-hour) visit with her was freaking amazing![/QUOTE]Well, damn. I've seen that girl, too, and I liked her. I would have seen her again, had I known she was back under another name.

[QUOTE=Joe900;1908457]You must have been blowing smoke and dust at the end...if not, wait till you get to my age.[/QUOTE]The sex was explosive & took FOREVER to cum (actually didn't even know if I'd be able to after 3 already yesterday) but the last pic where Syd is on her side, shows the tiny amount I was able to squeeze out! LOL. Lmao!

& I'm about to turn 47, you're as young as you feel!

[QUOTE=HobbyExec;1908460]I told you and the boys about her over a year ago. Then again last year. She has changed her name a few times but still a super sweet girl. My reviews of her have been under the names Charm and Lovely.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8931-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1650006&viewfull=1[/URL]#post1650006.

Well Hex, you know I was on another board during that time frame & was not even venturing to Columbia yet, but I knew when I saw her ad yesterday: I liked her look, so I GOOGLED HER # (which showed me she had different hairstyles & wigs )

http://escortphonesearch.com/305-600-9940/

but that tats don't lie, so I took a chance. It was well WORTH IT!

Now on the DOWNSIDE: I called her this morn, as she had ad up in AUGUSTA last night, but told me that her & her girl were headed back to Columbia, so I didn't get a second helping today!

ATTENTION! I just said she's heading back to Columbia! So look for those distinctive tats & that 305 area code #.

(I really wanted to hit that again this morning!)

AR

Just to prove me wrong, Chanel & her friends ended up staying in Augusta. I saw her & just posted on the Augusta boards:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?7465-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=1908893[/URL]#post1908893.

I will repeat!

AR.

As anyone dreamed about her?

[URL]http://columbia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/intense-pleasures-is-back-special-rates-28/8370081[/URL]

Really want to try but have never had a dream before. Any other recommendations for a new dreamer?

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Has anyone dreamed about her? I would like to, but have never dreamed before. Any other recommendations?