Massage Parlor Reports

Went from MS to Bliss. Two young hotties at desk. Ask for 30 minutes added to 60 min groupon. Their mom comes out to do the massage. Very good cmt quality massage, great finish. Nothing crazy. 90 min 130 with tip. Would repeat.

Some regular "mongers" (not to say idiots) should think twice before providing suspicious details about specific massage places in MoCo or what's left of them. Needless to say Uncle Joe has been very active and fruitful these days so discretion should be observed more than ever. I have "regular" members asking questions despite my clear reports mentioning that details are available for trustworthy seniors only. Stop asking me and the community, you're wasting your time and mine.

Seniors, be safe and keep your eyes / ears open.

[QUOTE=BackInTheCut;4419992]Went in Giant across the street from MS to get lunch before I went in. Observed undercover LE with car in back of Giant pointed at MS. 10 minutes later was joined by another undercover. They were still chatting went I rolled out of the parking lot 10 minutes after that.[/QUOTE]Don't they have anything better to do with their time?

[QUOTE=BrunoB98;4420328]Some regular "mongers" (not to say idiots) should think twice before providing suspicious details about specific massage places in MoCo or what's left of them. Needless to say Uncle Joe has been very active and fruitful these days so discretion should be observed more than ever. I have "regular" members asking questions despite my clear reports mentioning that details are available for trustworthy seniors only. Stop asking me and the community, you're wasting your time and mine.

Seniors, be safe and keep your eyes / ears open.[/QUOTE]Absolutely agree. Only trusted seniors should have access and if you have any qualms about sending info don't. And I mean real senior members. Not trying to be a dick, but resources in MoCo are scarce.

[QUOTE=EnisPenis;4421134]Don't they have anything better to do with their time?[/QUOTE]As I mentioned previously, no they don't. They have plenty of time on their hands in MoCo since they fund a vice unit whose sole purpose is to investigate commercial sex.

[QUOTE=Nats53;4423383]Absolutely agree. Only trusted seniors should have access and if you have any qualms about sending info don't. And I mean real senior members. Not trying to be a dick, but resources in MoCo are scarce.[/QUOTE]I agree 100%. While it is nice to know the where's and share's of places that are good, legit, and want to return to. But at the same time you don't want to kiss and tell about the best spots on social media with everyone to see. I still have a few MoCo spots that I frequent, but I am reluctant to say who and where because I don't know who else is reading these posts, etc for other means.

[QUOTE=Tomjay;4424001]I agree 100%. While it is nice to know the where's and share's of places that are good, legit, and want to return to. But at the same time you don't want to kiss and tell about the best spots on social media with everyone to see. I still have a few MoCo spots that I frequent, but I am reluctant to say who and where because I don't know who else is reading these posts, etc for other means.[/QUOTE]Longterm lurker. Much as half the fun has been living vicariously since I don't get to enjoy the hobby as often as I would like. That said, until LEO get's their catnip in another direction I don't blame anyone for keeping things the few remaining jewels hidden. Godspeed Friends.

I hear what you guys are saying. I spent a long time on this site only reporting in states / cities that seemed to be wide open. Held back on talking about my Russian friends in Bethesda and a bunch of providers that I found on TER and another DC massage review site I forgot the name of. I used to never post anything on this Moco board but recently I was thinking, "they all know the gig will be up sooner or later depending on how blatant things get. " As soon as they start charging ten extra at the door for fully nude they're technically breaking the code (not law) for not draping. Pretty sure as long as nothing financial is discussed, you pay the house and tip, what happened in the room is legal and be something that happened between consenting adults. It violates the state licensing code and can get you shut down to knowingly allow it to happen but once one folds, they get another mama and open up in another shopping center under a different name. It seems like this board could be good advertising for them to get as many people in before the operation is shut down.

On the other hand, is possible that info obtained here could be used to get warrants from judges? Is reporting that you left a place happy and you'll be going back fundamentally different than saying something like, her hands were natural shaft grippers, her two-handed edging technique showed what kind of mastery most great grandmothers like her could only hope for with that kind of arthritis.

I yield to my fellow senior members and will cease and desist detailed reporting in Moco, if not because I think it will make a huge difference what happens with LE, but to be kept in the loop by Senior membership.

That being said. Looking for fluent english speaking CMT (accent fine, just someone who gets everything with hand release in comfortable situation (nice face cushion / no smell in room). Used to find great ones on TER but its gone. PM if you know of good one that isn't moving through.

Made a trip to Lan. My recommendation is the back room to avoid noise. Lian is a relatively cute therapist. She kind of reminds me of Vin Diesel in some ways or the Rock. I can't put my finger on it. Oh, yes I can. What a nice massage. I was completely destressed by the time I left. Drained. Excellent massage.

[QUOTE=HardInSofOut;4431548] Lian is a relatively cute therapist. She kind of reminds me of Vin Diesel in some ways or the Rock. I can't put my finger on it. Oh, yes I can. [/QUOTE]She's bald?

Wait. I just got it.

[QUOTE=TheJonn;4434812]She's bald?

Wait. I just got it.[/QUOTE]Hahahah! Don't worry, it took me way too long to get it.

I guess that is better than a Don King.

[QUOTE=HardInSofOut;4413654]I returned to Ageless on Darnestown Rd. Against the advice of mongers' posts. I had a dream that quite a while ago I had rock and rolled with 2 different ladies there. I dreamed I actually entered door number 2 with one of them. They were a little too old for my taste so I did not return. Well, I just had what I would call a nightmare. Mandy delivered a boring massage where she constantly focused on my upper back and there was no hint of extras. She is completely paranoid. Couldn't wait to get out. Oh well, back to Greenbelt.[/QUOTE]Ageless has sunk over time. Though I haven't heard anything about a bust, they've become less and less inclined to provide anything extra. At first it was definitely possible if you got the right girl. Later on that stopped providing all together and instead would occasionally provide some light teasing. Now they don't even do much of that anymore.

[URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/gina-masage-escort-silver-spring-520194[/URL]

Silver Spring.

So the ad looks good and features a cute Latina with. 60 for 30 minutes for a massage. I also see another ad with this telephone number with a different hot looking Latina. Based on where it is being advertised, I figure a happy ending is included. She gives the address and when I get there, it is a commercial establishment. I go in and an older Latina who looks nothing like the girl in the picture comes in, perhaps a 5 in looks, and gives me a legit massage for half an hour and says it's over. That surprised me but I will chalk it up to a learning experience.

Probably nothing but pulled up today: fire truck, ambo, three cop cars out front. Made a visit to the packy as things were winding dow, saw the cars leaving. Drove around the building, one more cop car and NIST fire truck still hanging. Could have been anything over there, but went elsewhere for treatment today.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;4453087]Probably nothing but pulled up today: fire truck, ambo, three cop cars out front. Made a visit to the packy as things were winding dow, saw the cars leaving. Drove around the building, one more cop car and NIST fire truck still hanging. Could have been anything over there, but went elsewhere for treatment today.[/QUOTE]I am going to go ahead and guess that if the fuzz is there to bust the place they ain't bringing the fire department with them. Maybe they'll bring the ambulance if they are planning on kicking the sh*t out of someone as they are known to do.