Massage Parlor Reports

What the shit! I went in there this past weekend and weas met by a skinny dude who took me to the room. My massuese "Nissa" or "Melissa". I really couldn't understand her. Massage was great this time. Not half ass like before. Standard draping, nothing more. This was a younger girl, at least I think she was. With Asians you can't really tell sometimes. I'm kinda getting tired of reading about these HE. Apparently old is the way to go at that place. My hats off to you all. As far as the massages go it was equal with Pandas. At least with this place you don't have to tip. Or they don't ask you to tip. Lets put it that way.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1585164]Went to the Panda today thinking it could be the magic day and they are closed all week. Some sign on the door in broken English.

So. I decided to hit the Hoover joint across from Crest Cadillac. Someone previously mentioned something about a dude at the door and sure enough a Chinese chubby dude escorted me back to the room. I opted out of the shower as I was clean.

Older short lady comes in and says hello but not much else. I'm draped at this point and face down. I was only expecting a good massage since HE here is the exception rather than the norm.

She started out with a very good massage. Long slow strokes and at one point was on top of me with her knees in my butt cheeks but it did not hurt. She worked the butt very well but no indications of anything further.

I moved the drapery down off my ass so she would know I was cool with whatever.

When I rolled over the drapery went off to the side and I lay on my back as if nothing was out of the ordinary. Didn't seem to alarm her and eventually she covered me up but not very well. Package was hanging out on my left side. I felt the draft. LOL.

As she worked closer up the left leg there was more ball brushing than normal. Much to my surprise she reaches over and gets a handful of that slick shit they rub you with, pushed the drapery off and went to town. I never asked or hinted but somehow she knew.

She told me her name but I cannot remember. It was a short name and difficult to understand at best.

Nevertheless I tipped her well and left a happy customer.

I'm still hopeful for Panda but long as those curtains are up not sure.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1585722]What the shit! I went in there this past weekend and weas met by a skinny dude who took me to the room. My massuese "Nissa" or "Melissa". I really couldn't understand her. Massage was great this time. Not half ass like before. Standard draping, nothing more. This was a younger girl, at least I think she was. With Asians you can't really tell sometimes. I'm kinda getting tired of reading about these HE. Apparently old is the way to go at that place. My hats off to you all. As far as the massages go it was equal with Pandas. At least with this place you don't have to tip. Or they don't ask you to tip. Lets put it that way.[/QUOTE]I know it wasn't Nissa or anything like that. Maybe June or Joop or some Asian variation thereof. She was older but not Geritol levels. Possibly 50 but clearly had prior AMP experience. She was doing the oh baby crap while I was bustin a nut.

The massage was on par with Panda.

Anyone know why Panda is closed all week?

Hopefully they're installing some doors.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1585753]I know it wasn't Nissa or anything like that. Maybe June or Joop or some Asian variation thereof. She was older but not Geritol levels. Possibly 50 but clearly had prior AMP experience. She was doing the oh baby crap while I was bustin a nut.

The massage was on par with Panda.

Anyone know why Panda is closed all week?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CapStoner; 1583389]Went by Friday before last. Called ahead to make an appointment with Diana. I think I was the only guy in the joint (it was around 9:00). Mamasan sent me straight to the room, so I followed some advice I'd seen here and started getting undressed before she came in. Also put my cash and keys in the little purse. Diana comes in, just as described-tight spinner with maybe C-cups, decent face. I agree with Jethro, she's about an 8/10. Paid her the. 6, and headed for the TS, which was good. Good job cleaning the junk. Dried in the sauna then back to the room, started out face down and she didn't even bother with a drape so I figured things were going my way. She hopped right onto the table and straddled me for what was really a pretty good massage. As she straddled me I stroked her legs a bit, and she didn't mind so I worked my way to her thighs and ass. She seemed to like my hands on her ass-things definitely looking up. On the flip, she just said "Want to play?" I said yeah, and she quoted. 14 which was what I expected. She left the room for a minute, I brought my own condom so I put it on and she came back inside. She whipped her little dress off in one motion and laid on the table. Great body-bolted-on C-cups but I couldn't tell until I got my hands on them. Went mish, doggy off the side of the table, then cowgirl to completion. I'm not 100% sure what GFE entails, but she hugged me afterwards and cleaned me up, then hugged me some more on my way out-she wasn't mechanical or anything.

I'm about an hour away so I don't know when I'll get back up there, but I'd repeat with her.

Has anybody else seen Jessie at Bali? I'd like to compare the two.[/QUOTE]I've seen both Jessie and Diana and while they are both great I would pick Jessie the next time. She was a bit more personable and she finished me a second time by hand which was totaly unexpected. I could have done that with Diana but she wanted more $$. But with either one you will leave a happy man.

Has anyone ever heard of a place called " charming asian massage " somewere on wildwood cr in hover? I did a asian sex massage search and that name and address came up.

L. G.

[QUOTE=Lonely Guy; 1586702]Has anyone ever heard of a place called " charming asian massage " somewere on wildwood cr in hover? I did a asian sex massage search and that name and address came up.

L. G.[/QUOTE]That might be the one in homewood off of lakeshore that folks have been talking about. Used to be known as Panda or something like that. When I googled that search phrase and wildwood the address formerly known as Panda came up. But it was in homewood, not hoover.

[QUOTE=Medical Mal;1587161]That might be the one in homewood off of lakeshore that folks have been talking about. Used to be known as Panda or something like that. When I googled that search phrase and wildwood the address formerly known as Panda came up. But it was in homewood, not hoover.[/QUOTE]Yes, it's the same place. For some reason, they usually have one ad under the Panda name, and then one ad that isn't.

Thanks for the info guys. Won't waste my time their.

L. G.

I guess Panda is back open, as they are advertising again on BP. They've started running the suggestive pics again that they used when they first opened.

Thought I'd TOFTT one last time at Panda and see if anything had changed. It has not. Their drill is to tease close to the area, but never touch, and have you take care of things yourself. They have no problem with that, but why pay for that? It will be my last visit. I encourage you to stay away also. The lingerie pics and such in the ads certainly hint that something is available, and it isn't.

WTF? After reading page after page of reports that as a general rule nothing other than a tease is going to happen WHY do why'all return and expect something to change?

There are many quality folks in town to spend money on and not have to jerk yourself off. Of course they will want more than $50 but certainly worth the certainty of what will happen.

[QUOTE=Ginal; 1589952]WTF? After reading page after page of reports that as a general rule nothing other than a tease is going to happen WHY do why'all return and expect something to change?

There are many quality folks in town to spend money on and not have to jerk yourself off. Of course they will want more than $50 but certainly worth the certainty of what will happen.[/QUOTE]I think many continue trying here because the massages are so great. You can usually get a great massage and no HE or a terrible massage and HE but never both.

We keep thinking one day it will happen. Great massage and HE.

But my experience last week in Hoover proves you can get both and I did tip well.

I certainly don't expect a great massage and HE for $50 or $60. I pay for what I get.

If you know of some locals who provide a great massage and HE by all means let us / me know. I'm all for trying new places / folks.

I agree. Many years ago when I started going to AMP'S I couldn't give a rat's ass about the massage. Now that I'm older and sometimes I wake up like a truck has run over me, a quality massage is a priority. And these two new places give high quality massages. Much better than any legit massuese. And the fact that they're not all "follow the rules" when it comes to it, makes it even better. There's nothing worse than an uptight, square chick rubbing you down. If one of these days I get a HE from either Panda or the other place, so be it. If not, no big deal. At least at the end of it I have something to show for my money. I guess what I'm saying is HJ'S are easy to come by. Great massages are not. And if they offer a HE once in a blue moon or have no problem with you tending to yourself, hell I think that's a win win.

[QUOTE=TwoWheelSx4; 1589981]I think many continue trying here because the massages are so great. You can usually get a great massage and no HE or a terrible massage and HE but never both.

We keep thinking one day it will happen. Great massage and HE.

But my experience last week in Hoover proves you can get both and I did tip well.

I certainly don't expect a great massage and HE for $50 or $60. I pay for what I get.

If you know of some locals who provide a great massage and HE by all means let us / me know. I'm all for trying new places / folks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Spider Man;1590221]I agree. Many years ago when I started going to AMP'S I couldn't give a rat's ass about the massage. Now that I'm older and sometimes I wake up like a truck has run over me, a quality massage is a priority. And these two new places give high quality massages. Much better than any legit massuese. And the fact that they're not all "follow the rules" when it comes to it, makes it even better. There's nothing worse than an uptight, square chick rubbing you down. If one of these days I get a HE from either Panda or the other place, so be it. If not, no big deal. At least at the end of it I have something to show for my money. I guess what I'm saying is HJ'S are easy to come by. Great massages are not. And if they offer a HE once in a blue moon or have no problem with you tending to yourself, hell I think that's a win win.[/QUOTE]Well said. I am same way. As I get older the massage is of more value than the HJ but if I get that too then it's a great day.

I thought I had the Hoover place figured out. I went in for a massage and got a good table shower by Lily. The TS was good and included good coverage, so I was disappointed to be passed off to another girl for the massage. When nothing happened in the massage I decided to make an appt with Lily for a massage the next day. Unfortunately, no joy from her either, although the shower was great and she was very thorough. At this point I'm of the opinion that nothing is available despite reports to the contrary.