Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=The Snoose]So I just got back from the _ _ _ in Tyco. My first AMP and will be my last AMP. Spend a total of 180. Wtf?

.8 house

.8 tip?[/QUOTE]

Well, you're not very good at math.

Went to Tea Tree today (I know I'm supposed to say "in my dream", but I don't think that's got a snowball's chance in hell of fooling a LEO or saving my ass in court). Good location, fairly private but convenient. Office condo (townhouse style) with 2 businesses (upper and lower) per "unit", so there is another business that uses the same entrance and no need to duck and cover. You don't stand out in the parking lot, or look weird entering the building. The layout is naturally twisty and not open to viewing from any major thoroughfares, but not suspicious. Easy to make a quick pass around to look for Uncle.

Not for nuthin', but as for bona fides, this is not my first rodeo. I'm a vet of the old Golden, Sun Star, Kim's, etc. Even Jenny at ATMB (where the hell is she? ), more in NYC. I just found out about this website recently, and have spent some time R-ingTFF. Lots and lots of good info here, although it amazes me how much more reporting gets done on the DC board than on this one. I would have figured there would be a lot more overlap, although it seems that the DC board is more frequented by lower Marylanders, and the VA board is more focused on the Woodbridge area, so maybe not as much overlap as it would at first seem.

Not that you give a shit about my theories, so here goes the report.

Saw Sandy. She was appropriately cautious. A little old for my taste, round-ish face, my guess (as accurate as you can be with Asian chicks) is late 40's. Basically, could have been mama-san (of which there was none).

No TS. She said they had a stand-up shower and a sauna, but I was led directly into the massage room and never saw either of them (she told me about them later), so I don't know what the routine is there. Actually, a pretty good massage. Found some knots, etc. Although I didn't get any back-walking, the bar was there, so either I am not yet on the pfd list, or another provider utilizes that technique.

As a first-timer there, she asked me on the flip if there was anything she missed, and I had to manually guide her to the only as-of-yet untouched spot. She feigned surprise. From there, things proceeded in a typical NoVA fashion and were fairly mechanical, although roaming was allowed (she seemed to derive no pleasure from it, and I didn't push inside any covers, so it too was mechanical). I have an inclination that there might be more services available for repeat customers, but nothing except conjecture with which to back that up. Frankly, I might be inclined to look for another provider next time, although there is something to be said for developing a rap and desperate times and all that. .

She did say that on my next visit I they would have the "frequent flyer" cards printed and I should ask for one. In my mind, this is a sure sign that they are not long for this world. Establishments that give you pieces of paper to take out into the real world with you do not seem to last that long, it seems to me.
Particulars:

House / tip - .8 / .4
Face - 3
Body - 3 (I think)
Service - 5
Massage - 7
Attitude - 6/7 (could be improvement on repeat)

While this may seem a bit harsh, to each his own. Didn't flip the switch for me.
At the end of the day, maybe worth a repeat (given the Kimberly review I've read), but I'm not cutting a hole in my day for it.

Raise a glass to safety and discretion.

[QUOTE=The Snoose]So I just got back from the _ _ _ in Tyco. My first AMP and will be my last AMP. Spend a total of 180. Wtf?

.8 house

.8 tip?[/QUOTE]Wow, thats sort of funny.

O oops! I mean a total of $160

I walked in. Collected the house fee. 8 and she goes the stander tip is. 6 soo I got a little confused. Since I've been readin this fourm for quite a while now and I know you guys usually pay like. 2 or. 4 max. So w/e asked if I wanted a TS I said no thanks. Got on the table. Okay massage. 20 mins later fliped. I'll stick with my CC at 321.

[QUOTE=The Snoose]O oops! I mean a total of $160

I walked in. Collected the house fee. 8 and she goes the stander tip is. 6 soo I got a little confused. Since I've been readin this fourm for quite a while now and I know you guys usually pay like. 2 or. 4 max. So w/e asked if I wanted a TS I said no thanks. Got on the table. Okay massage. 20 mins later fliped. I'll stick with my CC at 321.[/QUOTE]

LOL, that still doesn't add up to $160....

Went to MT for a lunch time visit on Friday and ULE was in the parking lot sitting in his car. I ate at subway to see if he would leave and by the time I got done he was still there so I left. The TLK place had a lot of activity in front so it just wasn't the day. Just a heads up.

Apparently he is not good at math, and it seems that he might not be that good at lying. For the amount of money that you give at these amps, you just do not forget how and who you parcel it out to. Nice try newbie. Your report is just too generic. There are certain elements that a report would have to have to even be considered as true. Unfortunately, your report does not have them. I am not going to tell you your mistakes. That would be too easy. If you are a true monger, you will soon figure it out. If you are ULE you will not be able to. Let's see if you get it right on your next report. We will be watching you.


Propilot-over and out.

[QUOTE=Deep Six]Wow, thats sort of funny.[/QUOTE]


Guess every guy who goes to an AMP can't be educated. Makes me wonder who else is going.

And yes. 8 + 8. That was hilarious.

So had a dream yada yada I finally went to check out best after all the glowing reviews. Got there was met by Sarah. Very nice body little bit older but in a tight top and biker shorts. Asked me if it was my first time. Said yes first time here but have been to many others and listed them. Opted for the hour so. 8 to the house. TS was ok. Nothing really special. Then off to the massage. Now I must admit her massage skills were quite good. But over heard some other monger in the hall asking for her. After that seemd everything got rushed. Did the flip. She played a little with my backside and my front but I kept cutting her attention to themember off since I dident want it to end too quick. Then she just told me to do it myself when ready. Ugg. Little bit of roaming was allowed but no clothing came off.

I was not impressed at all. Even gave her the. 4 tip. Maybe next time it will be better. Heck if I know. Doubt I'm going to try that place again. I had better experiances at Angel or Herndon. This experiance made me wonder if I should bother with the hobby anymore.

Of course YMMV but dident go well for me.

Spent an interesting hour at an old haunt where I have spent much time and $ there two years ago. Dropped by Saturday afternoon after calling and was greeted by a very pleasant and enthusiastic 40ish lady named Luby. She answered the phone when I called and seemed to be the only one there at the time, which she confirmed later.

Paid the house .8 and escorted to the shower. Nice TS but she seemed shy about special parts but soon smiled and everything was spick and span when done.

The massage was firm and very complete. As she sat on my but massaging I could feel her grinding in a little bit but nothing too obvious. On the flip, which I initiated, I drew her forward to lay on me and that seemed to loosen things up a little more. She proceeded with some GFE which was wamly received. She was unwilling to have me unhook her bra but quickly lifted up her blouse and bra to expose two very nicely enhanced Bs which she freely shared.

She slid down and began paying attention to the boys and thought maybe some BBBJ would follow but it didn't happen. I tried to encourage her but she smiled as she got up for some lube and proceeded with the normal NOVA finish. I was free to roam but doubt that anything else might be available - even though we were alone.

She informed me that she was part time and wasn't sure of her future schedule.

House / tip - .8 / .4
Face - 5
Body - 7
Service - 7
Massage - 7
Attitude - 8/9

Would return especially due to her friendly and energetic attitude.

She informed me that they were changing the name to Holiday Spa - new name but old spot.

Good fishing!

[QUOTE=NewInnVA]So had a dream yada yada I finally went to check out best after all the glowing reviews. Got there was met by Sarah. Very nice body little bit older but in a tight top and biker shorts. Asked me if it was my first time. Said yes first time here but have been to many others and listed them. Opted for the hour so. 8 to the house. TS was ok. Nothing really special. Then off to the massage. Now I must admit her massage skills were quite good. But over heard some other monger in the hall asking for her. After that seemd everything got rushed. Did the flip. She played a little with my backside and my front but I kept cutting her attention to themember off since I dident want it to end too quick. Then she just told me to do it myself when ready. Ugg. Little bit of roaming was allowed but no clothing came off.

I was not impressed at all. Even gave her the. 4 tip. Maybe next time it will be better. Heck if I know. Doubt I'm going to try that place again. I had better experiances at Angel or Herndon. This experiance made me wonder if I should bother with the hobby anymore.

Of course YMMV but dident go well for me.[/QUOTE]I had a much better experience with Sarah than you reported some time ago.

She was very pleasant and the second visit I enjoyed some very nice DATY and sensual finish. I thought she was gone but will return to see if she was just in a rush for the next J or if her attitude has really changed.

Will report my findings.

Hello to All,

I've been reading this forum for a quite some time. As a general rule I avoid VA for the more reliable and full service DC massage establishments. I'm particularly fond of "Green" which though in general not spectacular is none the less predictable and for my taste a cut above most.

I did try something in VA today which I pulled from the City Paper. My report, advise, plea, AVOID.

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I searched everywhere I could, including the forums here and could find only a little. The little I did find seemed "okay". Well in the hope of saving others from my mistake here is basically my experence.

Off I went. I was first sent to a condo in 7 corners. On the second call I'm told that there is a water problem in the condo and could I come 30 minutes later. Well no problem really so I agree. About 10 minutes later I get a call sending me to office building behind the Sears at 7 Corners. As we all no doubt understand if the head on top was in control at that moment I should have bolted; but again I agreed.

Awaiting me in this office was little more that a couple massage tables and a not very pretty Chinese woman of about 40. I should have bolted again, but to my shame I did not.

No shower, no massage, not pretty; and very rudimentery service that made me feel more like a barnyard animal than a man.

I am making a promise to myself and all other kindred spirits in this forum that I will never again accept such low quality service. Big head ultimately will tell little head that poor quality does not sooth the fire inside. The fire inside is what it is to be a man and that deserves respect.

Equally, through the years, I've had girls who have treated me very well indeed. The thought that the money I spent today could have gone to one of them instead infuriates me to no end. Not only have I done myself and injustice but to all those who have treated me well I likewise feel regret.

I'm not TOFTT, and it feels to me like no one should. They're blasting CL with "grand opening" posts. When you call, they don't answer, but they call you back right away. When they call, it's a native english-speaking guy, not a mamasan.

Feels like they're taking and verifying your cell number. Also, I saw some negative reviews on CL (I saw one accusing them of bait-and-switch, whatever that might mean) which were apparently later flagged and removed.

I don't know whether they're scammers or LE, or neither (to be fair), but something just does not feel right, and has the feel of a setup. If anyone has info to the contrary, I am certainly willing to be proven wrong.

Additionally, I saw some reference to them on this board from a while ago, but at a different address. Some of the same concerns were expressed then. Again, none of this is more than anecdotal, but I won't ever be calling them again.

For what it's worth, in my 30 seconds with them on the phone, the guy asked if I wanted "something in the next 30-45 minutes", and quoted $ for an hour.

Are any of these places near Reston?

Saw the ad on CL: [url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ers/580934753.html[/url]

And here's their website: [url]http://bestseductivepleasures.com[/url]

have no clue about them, but somebody must have looked into it...