Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Old Dirty]My favorite hood strip club is back in action. Club opened Thursday night and I made it in Friday. [/QUOTE]
Sweet! I have good reason to be on the block again.

[QUOTE=Old Dirty]Most of all the same chicks from the past were back.[/QUOTE]
Any sign of Yumi(Yummy) from West Port?

[QUOTE=Old Dirty]It's not a drink bar so, if you buy a girl a drink it cost the same as yours 8 bucks.[/QUOTE]
Glad they brought back the same structure. This is a welcome update! Thanks Old Dirty.

Was down at Crazy John's for a cheese steak the other night & I could swear I saw the bartender from the Flamingo, smoking a cig, outside of the Red Room. Always wanted a piece of that when visiting the Flamingo for waters, etc. so I am thinking my dreams might finally come true.

Can anybody confirm or deny my suspicions?

[QUOTE=RonKeyo]Was down at Crazy John's for a cheese steak the other night & I could swear I saw the bartender from the Flamingo, smoking a cig, outside of the Red Room. Always wanted a piece of that when visiting the Flamingo for waters, etc. so I am thinking my dreams might finally come true.

Can anybody confirm or deny my suspicions?[/QUOTE]

I cannot confirm or deny, but if she was smoking at the outside entrance, she was more likely than not working as the bartender. The girls don't come up the steps, they just open the back door and smoke in the stairwell that goes up to the back.

Dr. Monger

Stopped by the block Thursday evening, first time in a while. Started a Club Harem. It was a good night. about 6 to 8 girls, all fairly attractive. Did no see any cracked out girls. Bartender a little pushy, but the economy sucks. Deals can be negoiated. Left with digits of a cute fresh 21 yo. will see how that works out. Then headed to Pussycat. appears to be an upgrade in talent here also. I wonder if it is the economy or what, but they were looking good last night. Good sized crowd and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves. A little short on cash that late in the evening, but left with digits for later. all in all a good night.

Looks like a lot of the daytime talent has moved upstairs to the Pussycat.

Rumor has it that the customers go down there to see the pussy, not the dick behind the bar.

I will be going by Baltimore in a few weeks. Just wondering why not posts on this place. It has its own website and everything. Anyone recommend this place or not? Have fun and be safe. I really don't feel like driving through Baltimore just to get to the block. Thats why I'm asking. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Bmore Slim]Sweet! I have good reason to be on the block again.

Any sign of Yumi(Yummy) from West Port?

Glad they brought back the same structure. This is a welcome update! Thanks Old Dirty.[/QUOTE]Yumi of the .10 tester?

[QUOTE=Wleakr]Old Dirty,

You the man! That's what I've been waiting to hear! I've been meaning to plan a trip out to make the rounds; if you get a chance can you report on if the joint has air conditioning? I hate to make an out of town trip and can't enjoy because of sweaty laps.

Trying to decide if I should hit it up now or wait til fall.[/QUOTE]There is AC, but it still gets hot in there...It's always been like that. Since it's summer time dress light

[QUOTE=Bmore Walt]Old Dirty,

Your favorite hood strip club is not Norma Jeans? Normas is my spot because it is the best overall, in regards to atmosphere and girls (Luscious and Egypt. Outstanding!). I've been to the more popular AA clubs (El's and 2 ol' clock) and on a regular night, Norma's is the best by far.

Now, 2 ol' clock, when Cherokee was last there, was awesome beside the $30 cover and it can get overcrowded quick. Nice lookin' girls everywhere!

I last went to El's when the club was suppose to have a car wash (some time in afternoon) or something and a porno star was there. Well, it rained a little before, so they decided to have the party inside. Decent girls, but it was this one from DC (forgot her name), but she was thick and nasty (in a good way). She had me going, so I decided to get a lap dance. The club had food in the lap dance area, so they opened upstairs, which I knew nothing about. I went upstairs and they had a couple of backrooms and I knew what went down in there. So, as soon as the bartender that walked us upstairs left, the stripper talked about sex. That would have been nice, but I didn't come prepared for that, money-wise. So I said I just wanted a lapdance. Well, she must have thought that if a customer wanted a lapdance, he wanted to f*ck. While that may be true in most cases, I didn't have the funds available for that, so she gave me a wack lapdance. I was upset, so I tried to get my money back. The bartender seemed half to care, and tried to get me anther dancer. I refused because I was too upset for anything else, and she told me if I ever came back, to come see her and she would hook me up (nothing sexually, but probably a discount on a drink). I should of ask for the manager, but I decided to chill and take the 'L'. Even though I was upset, if I ever see that DC stripper again, it is on.

How is Club Miami?[/QUOTE]I used to be a Norma's regular but i stopped once they started charging a cover. Norma's does have some bad ass dancers though, I may try to get in there again one day. The SD has so much appeal to me b/c there is not alot of money in there, I can enjoy myself in there with 50 or 60 bucks. If I go in there with a 100, I am rocking the house down. You can't do that anywhere else down there. Try taking 100 into Norma's, 2 O'clock, lust, Harem or any where else down there and see how long it last. If a girl sits down with you in any of those clubs for more that 2 minutes if you don't buy her a drink, the bar tender is making her move onto the next customer. The Clubs are in business to make money for themselves, fuck the girls.. The stage door doesn't pimp the girls so they are more friendly. 2 O'clock club is for hustlers particularly on Monday and Thursday nights. If you are not in there with at least 300, your wasting your time. I was there for one of Cherokees visits lat year, I had 100 bucks in my pocket and almost felt ashamed. Guys were in there with 1000's of dollars in there pockets sitting on the bar. on Mondays they theme with "Magic City Monday" It's crazy in there. The girls have to pay 200 to work that night. They walk off the stage with plastic bags full of money.

Never really got into the hype of EL's even when it was on the Block, with it being in Highlandtown I choose to stay away to much trouble, too much ignorance.

Club Miami to me is slow, not enough girls, Usually when I'm done on the block I will stop by and stick my head in.

My big thing when I hit the block is take out, and the SD offers as much as you want, and everything is negotiable.

Thanks, Old Dirty, for the info. Imma have to check out SD and I will let you know how it was.

And I may have to check out 2 o' clock again on a Monday or Thursday if the women are like they were when Cherokee was last there. I am not a baller/hustler, but if that "thickness" is in the building, I don't mind spending a little' more. At the bar by the bathroom (at 2 o' clock), there were two dudes sitting there with stacks of $$$ laid out. All I could think about was Avon Barksdale or Marlo from The Wire. Straight hustlers. But 2 o' clock would be my spot if it were like that more often. I went in there one time after the Cherokee event, and it was weak as hell. Plus, it can get tight up in there pretty quickly. There is plenty of space in Norma's.

Norma's do charge a $10 cover, but if you get there before 9, it is free. Don't quote me on that, but I got in for free several times. To me its worth it though because the club has what I like.

I am intrigued by Club Miami because of the 92Q commerical and a flyer that I saw. Funny thing is I was going to check it out on a Wednesday night, but security at 2 o' clock stopped me before I opened the door and said it was "Ladies Night". I quickly turned around and headed to Norma's.

Made a block run after my game Thursday. Went into the Circus saw one dancer her name was Sierra thick white girl,but she did look a little cracked out to me. Well this brother comes in and evidently she must have know him. Dude looked like Steve Urkel, anyway she talks him into buying "a bottle" if you know what I mean. Now I'm sitting about two seats down from them and my man turns and pulls out his wallet next thing I see is out come not 1,or 2, but 3 YES THREE C-NOTES. He hit the bartender off with those and then he goes into the wallet again and pulls out another 5 jacks and hits her off. Now the b##ch gets greedy and I see him hit her off with at least another 3 jacks. By this time eventhough it's none of my business I'm pissed because dude don't know how to play the game. So me being the nice guy that I am I clued him in on how to handle shit the next time. Told him "You could have kicked out at least 5 jacks and got a hotel room and saved some extra cash" He looked dumbfounded and on that note I left and went into the Midway to relax for a minute. Then guess who comes in like 20 minutes later Urkel he saw me talking to some friends of mine and came too me. He asked me what was I talking about before I left. So I gave a quick lesson in the art of the take out. Pretty much broke it down that the girl if she lucky won't even get half of what you paid to go in the back and most of the time it's right in the area where the girls dress. I told him that those 3 bills you put down you could've went out Pulaski HWY got a room and hit the girl off with at a ball(That's hood talk for $100) or a ball 50. you saved a little cash won't have no rush and you cut out the middle man besides the girl does all the work she should get taken care of right. The clubs want to make all the money and want to give the girls crumbs off the pie. Dude thanked me and after buying me a drink he was gone. Now I continue my tour most of the bars are getting too much of that hood element to me and I just ducked in and out. That's bad coming from a dude that grew up in the hood, but I think sometimes you want to get away from things. Well in one of my last stops hit the jewel box and who do I see my old take out buddy from the mouse trap (If you want to know more about that just look up some old reports) We talked and of course I brought up the take out she said she was tired but countered with if I get a ball 50-60 that she could work a deal with the bartender who was a "good friend" of hers to let me hit it downstairs for at least an hour. I countered with I'll catch you some other time when you have'nt worked a double.

Anyone ever been to a Hotel Party?

I went to my first a couple of weeks ago. It was on a Saturday night at one of the BWI hotels and hosted by Deja, a porno star. I was a little' nervous about going because I wasn't sure if it was legal or legit. And if LE came up in the spot, there was no way to get out. Plus, it was a Saturday night, so I thought all the decent dancers would be working at their respective clubs getting that money. I eventually went up in the spot about 10: 30. It was in a suite in the penthouse (top floor) and they had the room adjacent to the suite as well. So the setup was one main room with chairs and couches for dancing and two bedrooms. One bedroom was for the dancers, while the other was left open for takeout. There was a small kitchen, but the lights were off.

Dancers were decent, mostly from Philly, DC, and Baltimore. One dude must of had a bunch of cash because he had two takeouts during the time I was there. Plus, I saw one of the Philly dancers giving a BJ in the kitchen. She was blunt and a little too loud about her purpose of being there. To make that quick $$$ via you know what. She seem not to care about any ULE being in the room.

Anyway, I had a good time. It was my first time, so I know next time to bring more cash.

[QUOTE=Old Dirty]Yumi of the .10 tester?[/QUOTE]

Oh shit! Are you talking about the breast milk? Yeah she was working that angle for a while, man. Squirting that stuff all over the place. I never needed to test nothing with Yumi though. If you know Yumi then you know this, I'm not playing around, she had one of the top five best pu@@y of all time in Baltimore. Her Pu@@y tasted like black berry. No added juice or gel. A woman like that can break a man. Kinda glad I lost touch with her to be honest, but, man, would I love to get a hold of her again.

P.S Those are some more fine points on SD, Old Dirty. I like Els, but it's changed a bit in the past year or so. You know how they have always had women from around the way in there? I like that feel, but recently it's been some hard core lesbians in there talking some gangster stuff. It's too much testosterone in there for me. I can't relax in there without worrying about the place getting shot up. I drove by last week looking to catch a beer, and saw two big mamas, drunk as hell, out front yelling into cellphones like they were male pimps. Hell no! I kept going.

[QUOTE=MikedD]I will be going by Baltimore in a few weeks. Just wondering why not posts on this place. It has its own website and everything. Anyone recommend this place or not? Have fun and be safe. I really don't feel like driving through Baltimore just to get to the block. Thats why I'm asking. Thanks again.[/QUOTE]

The door men are cock suckers. The strippers are not. Any questions?



-Check out Fantasies Mike. You won't need to drive through the city. It's a convenient safe location. The owner is a professional business man. He knows how to run a business. It's not "family owned". His staff understand that the costumer pays the bills. The door staff is well spoken and hospitable. The service staff is efficient, good looking and provide service with a smile, and the strippers are much better looking than the rats you'll find at night shift. The address is 5520 Pennington Ave Baltimore. Don't ever spend a dollar at Night Shift! You'll have regret.

[QUOTE=SirDrDunk]Nope that's not her the Erika you are talking about is a very legendary SW that goes by the name of EZ just look up past reports on her.[/QUOTE]I work with ez at the plaza.

Send me a mess & I,ll send the number.

Shes pregnant