Massage Parlor Reports

I visted the place a couple of weeks ago and had the same experience with Barbara. She is one of the worst providers I've ever had!

[QUOTE=Treading Water]I tried this place out on Saturday. I was met by a 40ish hispanic man who gave me a tour. Only one girl available, a thin 30ish latina who called herself Barbara. Very nice looking with the bolt-ons. The facility is very new and clean. The rooms are nice, the bar area is great.

I decided I was up for it and he gave me a membership price of $50. A little pricey by IE standards but I decided to go for it because I don't mind paying high-end as long as the experience is high-end. The girl was pretty hot so I was hoping.

We went back to the entry area where he had me lock up my stuff in a PO box type locker, and then he wanded me with a metal detector. This part was a little wierd. I'm not sure what they are up to with this. Is this just an elaborate method of making an LE check? The locker routine gives the illusion of security, but he could have additional keys. There's no way of knowing if they go through your stuff while you're in the room. I would advise you be careful and leave nothing in the locker you don't want accessed.

I went back to the bar and had a Corona and chatted with Barbara. She was friendly but her english was poor. She said she was from Guatemala. After I finished my beer she asked if I wanted to go to a room. I immediately got undressed and she got ready as if there wasn't any question what we were doing.

I was disappointed. Barbara got right down to business but the sex was pretty mechanical. She barely let me touch her. She pretty much gave me a HJ without using her hands. I have to say it was the 2nd worst sex I've had in my life. I basically lost interest halfway though and didn't even finish.

I doubt I'll go back. I'm not totally turned off on this place. It has great potential if you get the right girl.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dildo Baggens]Hey Inland,

Could you please re-post the Hypertext links so we fellow mongers can access the thread without doing too much detective work.

Thanks,

Baggens[/QUOTE]Here one newbie helping another

[url]http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/thp/1851107132.html[/url]

[url]http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/thp/1853372557.html[/url]

Anyone out there know where the girls from Paradise Spa in Colton are at now?

Ok, I decided to go back to HE and really sample the goods this time. Figured they may have gotten more talent since the last time. I was also curious to get the experience.

I was greeted by a female who was clearly not a "member". Short and dumpy. She asked if I had been there before and I said yes. Same routine of putting all items in the lock box. Took me back to the lounge area. No girls in site. She gave me water and told me someone would be out shortly. About 3-5 minutes later a cute asian comes out of the back. She comes out chewing on food (not exactly a turn on).

She greets me and introduces herself as Vivian and asks if she can join me. She apologizes for wearing slippers rather than sexy shoes. She tells me she is Taiwanese and it is her first day (amazing how many girls I meet on their first day). She is cute and has a nice body, but I wouldn't call her hot. About a 7. After a few minutes of chatting where she tells me about her career as a dancer and how she has starred in a few adult movies we move to the room.

Start with a little petting and she asks me what I am interested in. A little of everything of course. She leaves to get her supplies while I strip down. She comes back, strips and joins me on the bed. We cuddle for a minute and then move on to the main event.

Got a CBJ, CG, mish, and K9. Performance was not spectacular and she did everything to spoil the mood. Before the cover went on she did a little caressing, but stopped twice to wipe off precum with a towel. She seemed scared to death to touch my cock with her bare hands, let alone allow any bodily fluids to touch her. Now, I believe in caution, but being scared of having anything touch your hands is ridiculous.

Shortly after we got going she asked me if I was almost done. I am a grown man and it takes more than 2 minutes to finish. After about 10 minutes she asks again if I was done, and then says she will finish me off with a hand job because she doesn't think I am going to finish. I was in K9 and told her to stay put. I would finish when I finished. Went for another 5-10 and then finished up.

She jumped up as quick as can be and handed me a towel to clean up.

Looks 7

Service 2

Not interested in going back. I prefer latinas and I think I am going to hit Brazilian tomorrow.

Any one been there recently?

I want to go back but last time it sucked.

Best asian damma massage period-just $50/hr today-free table shower

A-1 or Plusthe advice of a post by a newbie and the ad on craigslist.

Bloomington-Cedar at Valley

Went about 10:30 am, parked walked over. First red flag, sign said they massage men/women.

Well went in anyway, 2 door system, I had the CL coupon for 10 off for hour massage, so massage was 50 with the discount.

Greeted at window by a oriental woman, perhaps korean or Chinese (I can't tell/I didn't ask) She was thin had alot of white cake makeup on her face, but she was pretty, but the white cake flour was too much. 2nd red flag, she was wearing jeans.

I told myself, well she'll slip into something better. That was not to be.

I asked about table shower (included in that price), she kinda wanted me to to do ts after, I wanted before. So she did. Avoided all the important parts. Things have got to get better I tell myself.

In room, massage sucked, no oil, light touch even after she asked me how I like it, I said mediu to hard, but mostly hard. No dice.

Flag 3, big towel. Now ususally I would take it off myself if things arent going anywhere, but she was moving it around to get to skin, but no grazing of anything, no hints or gestures to anything different.

On the flip, I tell myself, okay, improvements are cumming. No. She's clock atching, a little had to understand, at this point, the banana tree was limp and I told myself, its done, nothing to gain with 5 minutes on the clock.

Massage over, I leave, no tip at all.

Avoid this place, her name was Emily.

You've been warned and now only fools would go from this point.

A Royal Mistake

Went to the AMP on Valley

Mms led me to the room, right when I pulled up.

40 for half hour, I asked to take a shower, ok I showered.

So went to the room, it was Yuri.

She gave a shitty massage, sort of justletting both hands up and down upon my body, putting pressure on parts of my body, it sucked. Ok so she was hard to understand, she tried the ass to balls maneuver, she said I had to pay, I say ok, whats good? She asked if I've been to other AMPs, I said, yes down the street. SHe said Valley, I say yes (although I haven't). Seems like she gets mad and says next time you go there, really good, she stops massaging my ass and balls. Then clams up and she's cold. So I try to grab her ass, then she says no touch here. I'm like WTF?

Then I say look, I have 40, she says no its 100 as I flip over myself.

She puts on the towel on the front side and stays by my waistline to my feet area so I can't grab her. She doesn't budge on price.

She says people come fo 30 to 40 dolla, no.

Finally the shittiest massage of my life is over. I get the hell out of there.

Damage was 40 no tip, no way.

Is the the thin one? I had her once and got the same service. She was wearing jean shorts last time I seen her. I've never been to valley. Any good news over there?

[QUOTE=Johhny Quest]A Royal Mistake

So went to the room, it was Yuri.[/QUOTE]Consider yourself lucky. She gets my prize for the worst sex I've had in my life. I paid the upfront $ once and got rushed RCG while she complained about me showing up so close to closing time. Valley across the street is much better. I've had great service there from Gigi and Sunni every time I've been there.

Japan Massage HL

Ok, went to HL and saw granny! She was wearing a black one piece dress.

I show up and its afternoon, she's eating her lunch in the little lobby, she shows me the rates on the board, I say ok, I'll take the half hour for 50.

She shows me in, place is unkept, she must live there.

I take shower, she says no rush. I scrub real good all over.

I'm out of shower head to the room, she comes in, no table, its on the ground on a mattress. I lay down towel is on.

She does an okay massage, not bad, not too much teasing so, when she gets to my rear end portion, I slip off the towel and say, there, you can massage better that way, she says no cause trouble?, I say no.

Well, I start feeling my ass getting massaged real good and then a little unusual feeling of her tongue and bam, she's eating my ass like a guy would eat out a hot chick! She's all over it, licking balls and everything. She even tells me to lift my ass up higher so she can get in there better, I comply.

She using her mouth/tongue and then using her hands to milk me like a cow. I start feeling reallly good. So I stop her, I turn around and say I want BJ. At that point I try to grab her tits, she swashes me away and gets her mouth right on my cock and balls. It seems that maybe she didn't want me touching her, I'm not sure. So not 2 minutes and bam I explode all over her face, mouth and hands. Wow what a feeling! I take a anpther shower t clean up. No doantion amounts were discussed.

So out the shower, I prepare 30 for her. I give her 30 and she's says thank you sir while bowing several times, she bowed so low she almost hit the floor, she bowed so low, it would make Obama blush that he couldn't bow lower!

And out the door I went!

Will repeat next time I'm in town, that was a first time experience, great stuff!

Most of you will probably either not know YODAMAN, or have forgotten me. But I am an old time monger, and have been retired from the "game" for quite a whil. I do still "lurk" at times. But for those that remember me you know that I am Legit.

Is Elite still active, as I said I am old so the younger providers are not on the top of my priority list.

I am not able to get out like I used to so I don't want to waste time and money on HJ and foolishness. I want to find the older providers that reall want to provide good service.

I notice that some of the LE parinoia has dissapared but the undercurrent remains.

If you know me and more importantly truse me either respond or PM me.

PS:
I don't have the time to post this on the SGV forum so spread the word if you will

Thanks,
YODA OUT!

[QUOTE=Yodaman]Most of you will probably either not know YODAMAN, or have forgotten me. But I am an old time monger, and have been retired from the "game" for quite a whil. I do still "lurk" at times. But for those that remember me you know that I am Legit.

Is Elite still active, as I said I am old so the younger providers are not on the top of my priority list.

I am not able to get out like I used to so I don't want to waste time and money on HJ and foolishness. I want to find the older providers that reall want to provide good service.

I notice that some of the LE parinoia has dissapared but the undercurrent remains.

If you know me and more importantly truse me either respond or PM me.

PS:
I don't have the time to post this on the SGV forum so spread the word if you will

Thanks,
YODA OUT![/QUOTE]I remember your posts in the past and FYI elite is still up and running.They have older providers there but the ladies are very service oriented and you will leave with a smile on your face.

[QUOTE=Yodaman]Most of you will probably either not know YODAMAN, or have forgotten me. But I am an old time monger, and have been retired from the "game" for quite a whil. I do still "lurk" at times. But for those that remember me you know that I am Legit.

Is Elite still active, as I said I am old so the younger providers are not on the top of my priority list.

I am not able to get out like I used to so I don't want to waste time and money on HJ and foolishness. I want to find the older providers that reall want to provide good service.

I notice that some of the LE parinoia has dissapared but the undercurrent remains.

If you know me and more importantly truse me either respond or PM me.

PS:
I don't have the time to post this on the SGV forum so spread the word if you will

Thanks,
YODA OUT![/QUOTE]Nice to see you out of the home. I think there are a few places with wheel chair access. I would lead you to healing therapy off the 10 and 605. Yeah they are younger but theres always an older one. Plus its what youre looking for. Damn you could always do the mamasan or get two 20 year olds...that adds up to 40.

[QUOTE=Cash Value]Nice to see you out of the home. I think there are a few places with wheel chair access. I would lead you to healing therapy off the 10 and 605. Yeah they are younger but theres always an older one. Plus its what youre looking for. Damn you could always do the mamasan or get two 20 year olds...that adds up to 40.[/QUOTE]
Watch out CV, my chair is Hemi powered (hemmoroid power that is)!

PS It wouldn't be the first mamasan that I have done, they are sooooo grateful!

Decided to check out this place that Johhny Quest talked about. He was right. Just an average older granny type of lady. Paid for the half hour then asked to take a shower. Once out of the shower i was showed to my room and then the massage started. Very decent massage then came the flip. She kept pointing down stairs asking me if i wanted anything else. I then took the towel off and she started saying "Its ok?" like 50 times! Put the baby oil all over my shaft and began a slow stroke. Then just like Johhny had said she lifted my legs over her shoulder and began eating my ass. I was in shock that this old lady would do such a thing. She then began milking me and bam! When I came she put it to her face and it flew all over. She seems to enjoy facials! Got cleaned up and no money was discussed. Ended up giving her .40 and she did the bow that almost hit her head on the floor! Very nice lady that goes out of her way to please. Wish the young ones would take after her.