The Woodshed

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And then there is this one. I know I am going to catch shet over this, but that OK, I'm a grown up and can handle it. I'm not real sure what you guys see in her, besides an fantastic body. That I will agree on.

Texted with her on Thurs, (and I never went through her so called screening process) set up for 11:00 Friday morning. She texted me Friday morning around 9 "Are we still on for 11" I say yes dear we are. She text me the address. She text me back again at 9:55 and says "Can you come now BC check out is at 11. I tell her no I can't get there until around 10:45.

She text back OK, I'm going to go home. I say do you entertain at your home. She say's yes.

She text back and ask is noon ok, I say sure. Then she texts and says 12:30, I have to run to my girls school. 12:30 I get to the gate, she tells me the code and some address. I drive in and looking for her address, all of a sudden this lady comes running out from between a garage and townhouse, scares the shet out of me. She's waving at me, wearing a white skimpy dress unbuttoned at the top, tits hanging out and no shoes. I lower the passenger window and she says I have been chasing you around. I let her in and I can tell she is either on something or half shit faced. She directs me to her townhouse, I park and we go onto her porch. Then I realize she is half drunk. We sit down in her porch which is facing the street, she's sitting there with her tits exposed, cars going by and her female neighbor walks by says hi and she says to me oh she's a c__t. I asked her why and she says her husband is an St John's Sherriff and he is always hitting on me. And oh by the way the policeman's wife was pretty hot. Back to the porch. On the table next to her is a some money, she goes I was with this guy last night that kept me out for 4 hours and 300 an hour so I made 1200, and I'm tired. OH boy, I should have left at this point but I didn't. We finally go to the bedroom. Can't touch the kitty, no kissing. Then oh that hurts. Long story short. Got there at 12:40 and was headed out by 1:10. Paid for the hr.

Wish I could make those kind of wages.

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Will not repeat[/QUOTE]The so-called hobby. Because of my profession, I knew her vice was liquor / alcohol. I have an actual face pix of her without the blurriness and she does have the look of someone who drinks-without going into too much detail. To pay these exorbitant rates as some do is just a no go for me because, despite all the raving reviews, you never know what you will get in your own session (might not be any chemistry). No one should ridicule you for posting an honest review. As I've been saying, some people act like they'd marry these ladies tomorrow! I think, even with so-called high end providers, they should always offer introductory rates for first time visits, just in case you don't hit it off with them.

[QUOTE=Smokie1201;2680213]I feel your pain, I to am about fed up with this shet, and I think to myself how stupid can I be.
Last week, Monday (11/2) I emailed back and forth with "The Blonde Canadian", set something up for around 10:00 Wed morning. This is the conversation that took place Wed morning.
On Wednesday, November 4, 2015, No Hookem <[EMAIL]noseaem@gmail.com[/EMAIL] wrote:
Good Morning. Are you up and about? Just checking to make sure we are still on for today.
On Wed, Nov 4, 2015 at 9:19 AM, The Canadian <[EMAIL]blonde.canadian.in.fla@gmail.com[/EMAIL] wrote:
Hi there. What time works for you.
On Wednesday, November 4, 2015 at 9:25 AM, No Hookem <[EMAIL]noseaem@gmail.com[/EMAIL] wrote:
Does 10 work for you?
On Wed, Nov 4, 2015 at 9:47 AM, The Canadian <[EMAIL]blonde.canadian.in.fla@gmail.com[/EMAIL] wrote:
No. When I didn't hear from you when I woke up. I went out.
On Wednesday, November 4, 2015 at 9:58 AM, No Hookem <[EMAIL]noseaem@gmail.com[/EMAIL] wrote:
I sent you 2 emails, I've been waiting to hear from you. So now your not available??
On Wed, Nov 4, 2015 at 10:01 AM, The Canadian <[EMAIL]blonde.canadian.in.fla@gmail.com[/EMAIL] wrote:
I woke up at 7. Waited til 8 am then left.

Then she got nasty.

This is the BS they put us through.

She has emailed me since, wanting to get together, I just told her forget it. Your wasting my time.

She didn't even realize she lied in her email.

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There are many experiences I don't even post about because foolishness happens all too often. Someone said I bring these things on me! Too hilarious! How is that?! When I tell a lady I will be there at their location, I typically give them a 30 minute heads up and I show up! Then of course all of the foolishness follows! There are more bad experiences than good and I am just fed up with losing so much money for people who are nasty, arrogant, unprofessional, and inconsiderate! Just because you don't see me posting about these experiences all the time does not mean they're not happening. Anyway, your last post about the infamous Carressa was very enlightening. It continues to inform me that BS happens with the so-called high end ones as well as the low end ones! It does not matter! If they're selling p-ssy, in all likelihood, they come with a host of issues!

I was looking at a documentary on National Geographic (very interesting). It was showing how girls in the entertainment biz have to put that shet (drugs / alcohol) in their bodies just to get into their session or work. It was very awful to see but this is the reality!

[QUOTE=TroopDavid;2680461][URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/the-perfect-sidekick-for-the-ladies-of-the-night/8235952[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen some girls who I know saw another client right after me and I know didn't bathe after our meeting because they were seeing them back to back. Imagine DATYing on that thing! This is why I don't DATY on escorts!

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2680474]I've seen some girls who I know saw another client right after me and I know didn't bathe after our meeting because they were seeing them back to back. Imagine DATYing on that thing! This is why I don't DATY on escorts![/QUOTE]I NEVER understood that practice. UNLESS they specifically asked the provider to shower before hand. The back-to-back, or back-to-back-to-back-to-back visits would not make for a very appeasing meal.

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2680488]But I've seen some who just got out of the shower (really)! The body smelled nice but that p-ssy still had that rotten odor. It tells me it's not in their skin but more so how they care for their vagina! As we know, they are not taking good care of that vagina if they're seeing clients back to back like that. But hey, I'm sure you and I are not knocking what another man decides to do with his tongue! lol[/QUOTE]More power to him. It's just not for me.

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2680419]As I told the provider I would? And she was the one who wasted my time! I held up to my part! And yeah, so says the man who told me through private PMs that I should not mention a girl's drug habits, as most guys on here do! But you were in love with Missy so you wanted to protect her huh? Please explain to me how I bring issues on me. As I mentioned (if you could read), my decision to stops seeing these joke of a providers is because of my aggregate experiences, not based on one experience. So please elaborate on the other thread, of course![/QUOTE]You bring these problems on yourself because you talk to people like they are beneath you. You've bragged here about interrogating providers on the type of bed at their incall and other such nonsense. I've seen you mention how you threaten to leave bad reviews when you don't get your way, and I've heard that you offer positive reviews as a bargaining chip. You've advocated mongers to double-book, but ripped providers for doing it. And from what I understand you're also more inclined to go for half hours or QVs anyway. You expect the providers to treat you like gold for like $80, and not want you to hurry up and finish? Give me a break.

You've had more issues with providers since July than I've had in years of mongering. You've even had issues here on the forum, because you're the resident fucking drama queen. You are a self-righteous douchebag that feels the need to lecture mongers on how to monger, and providers on how to provide. You freak out over things that most of us understand are part of the game. Yet you expect us to have an ounce of sympathy for you when you manage to talk your way out of pussy even when you're trying to pay for it? Hilarious.

And since you chose to make it public, the issue with Missy was that she shared something with you in confidence (because she trusted you), and you chose to blast it all over the forum. That's a bullshit move. Then for a few weeks every time anyone mentioned drugs, you felt the need to chime in and bring her name into it. I just didn't understand why you chose to keep singling her out when most providers have serious habits. Hers was already well documented, so you weren't warning anyone about a damn thing.

For the record, I'm not in love with her and never have been. She's a good provider and an even better person, IMO. Circumstances have not been kind to her, so I tried to be a friend. Given that the last time I visited her, she had broken down into tears and talked about ending her life because of something posted on this forum, I thought maybe you could refrain from destroying her ability to make a living by needlessly bringing her name up again and again. You didn't give a shit and ran your mouth anyway. Because that's all you do is run your mouth.

This shit is exactly how you bring problems on yourself. That is why nobody gives a shit about bad things happening to you. Not providers, not mongers on this forum. If you're leaving the hobby, fucking go already. You will not be missed. Punk *****.

Well, I can't speak for anyone but myself, but it's like post after post after post of you complaining that these women don't respect you or treat you how you feel you deserve is just getting old. I thought almost everyone here knew these women are usually not very well educated and or very polished. They are typically in a drug induced haze and or are socially inept, or mentally disturbed. If they weren't they'd be holding a 9-5 or have someone taking care of them. They are all addicts. Even the ones that aren't into drugs are addicts, they might be addicted to fancy purses and shoes, not working, or whatnot, but they all have a personality disorder of some kind.

Your posts just go on and on and on about OF COURSE SHE DID X and I DESERVE BETTER on and on. Jesus. I don't think anyone here things you are wrong or shouldn't be treated better, but the rants are just over the top given the hobby you chose to participate in. Most of your reviews could be summed up as - "this girl wasted my time, don't recommend" instead of the long rants full of details no one gives a shit about. I am not saying that it's ok, I am saying that you have unrealistic expectations if you want these types of people to treat you like you are more then a means to an end. That's the trade off you are making when you call them, so put on your fucking big boy pants, and deal with it, or gtfo.

That's just my 2 c. But to be clear, I don't really give a shit if you see these girls anymore or not.

[QUOTE=Voltron94;2680524]You bring these problems on yourself because you talk to people like they are beneath you. You've bragged here about interrogating providers on the type of bed at their incall and other such nonsense. I've seen you mention how you threaten to leave bad reviews when you don't get your way, and I've heard that you offer positive reviews as a bargaining chip. You've advocated mongers to double-book, but ripped providers for doing it. And from what I understand you're also more inclined to go for half hours or QVs anyway. You expect the providers to treat you like gold for like $80, and not want you to hurry up and finish? Give me a break.

You've had more issues with providers since July than I've had in years of mongering. You've even had issues here on the forum, because you're the resident fucking drama queen. You are a self-righteous douchebag that feels the need to lecture mongers on how to monger, and providers on how to provide. You freak out over things that most of us understand are part of the game. Yet you expect us to have an ounce of sympathy for you when you manage to talk your way out of pussy even when you're trying to pay for it? Hilarious.

And since you chose to make it public, the issue with Missy was that she shared something with you in confidence (because she trusted you), and you chose to blast it all over the forum. That's a bullshit move. Then for a few weeks every time anyone mentioned drugs, you felt the need to chime in and bring her name into it. I just didn't understand why you chose to keep singling her out when most providers have serious habits. Hers was already well documented, so you weren't warning anyone about a damn thing.

For the record, I'm not in love with her and never have been. She's a good provider and an even better person, IMO. Circumstances have not been kind to her, so I tried to be a friend. Given that the last time I visited her, she had broken down into tears and talked about ending her life because of something posted on this forum, I thought maybe you could refrain from destroying her ability to make a living by needlessly bringing her name up again and again. You didn't give a shit and ran your mouth anyway. Because that's all you do is run your mouth.

This shit is exactly how you bring problems on yourself. That is why nobody gives a shit about bad things happening to you. Not providers, not mongers on this forum. If you're leaving the hobby, fucking go already. You will not be missed. Punk *****.[/QUOTE]

Typically whenever I participate in a discussion, I am very respectful and tactful- go back and see who started the shit since you are all over my posts- damn, someone should be posting their experiences rather than investigating me; that sounds like a little biatch! When you see me tear someone a new one, it is because they came at me in the wrong way! If ya don't want to get your azz tore up then approach me respectfully! As far as interrogating providers (you little sissy) about beds and such, if having a session on the floor or on a damn deflated air mattress suits your fancy, then go for it! If I am paying my money I have every right to ensure an environment that is conducive to a comfortable session. You seem to be the type who is use to seeing hoodrats that provide shitty environments and you have no standard little boy! And wannabe philosopher! I also have a right to know if others will be in the room hiding- anything wrong with that?! I guess everyone should be like you huh! You sound like the resident punk!

Lie lie lie regarding threatening bad reviews just to get my way! You don't even know me you silly azz thing! If I tell a provider I will write a bad review on her, it is only after they have done me wrong like robbed me; rushed me, or some other shit that is unbecoming of a provider, not because I can't get my way! Total garbage! Is there something wrong with warning guys about bad experiences so that they can make a well informed decision about seeing someone? Silly! As far as telling a lady I'd write a good review if they do right by me, I don't see an issue with this stupid. I feel if the session warranted a good review, then I will write a good one in order to help their biz; but only if the session is good and I don't ask for anything unreasonable in any session, EVER! Dummy! I tell them about me writing a bad review so they don't think they are going to get away with providing shitty services!

You say I have told guys to double book; sure I do because when you show up at a call and the girl either don't answer (which is frequent) or has you waiting 30 minutes to an hour, are you one of those dumb azzes who sits in the parking lot and wait or do you just go on to the next provider who's available! I think the former! That's how dumb you are! Waiting in a parking lot for an unreasonable amount of time for pussy- pussy! I don't see the issue with this. If ya schedule with one provider and drive 30 minutes across town and she does not answer and you have no back up, then what?! Typically, I don't even schedule with the second provider but I might call or text to at least see if they are avail in that area! Anything wrong with that resident biatch!

When I schedule for any amount of time (be it, 15 or 30 minutes), I expect that amount of time. Nothing more; nothing less. Unless you are there to observe this, then you are just surmising what I do in a session. Most of these girls, if you request a 30 minutes session want you finished in 5 minutes! I have seen it myself and I have seen guys posts reviews about it (JaxQT just posted a similar review about time and so did Smokie)! I don't expect to be treated like gold, but I do expect to be treated fairly and given my allotted time! I don't even ask for anything all freaky like BBFS and such; not even BBBJs if they're uncomfortable with it. I expect a decent session which is a reasonable request! Like I said, you really don't know me do ya! What a silly azz!

The reason you see me having issues is because I take the time to post them which is more than I can say about the non-contributors and lurkers like yourself who only tries to offer their philosophical views instead of real actual reviews! Get some legitimate reviews and stop sitting on the damn sidelines punk!

I expect nothing unreasonable or different than anybody else on this forum. Most of the issues I have are similar to what anyone else experiences! If drama exist on this forum, I am not the one to start it but if you approach me the wrong way, I will roar like a lion and tear your azz up and that's a promise, not from AllState, but from little ole me! If I have something of value to offer, I will do that and have; the least of what I can say of your miniscule posts! I also don't expect your sympathy either! Since you have been PMSing about me so long, why haven't you placed me on your "IGNORE LIST!" It's easy to do ya know! That way, you don't ever have to read my posts again! How's that butt-hole! Use the ignore function or are you too illiterate to figure it out!

Come on partner, admit it! You are in love with a hooker. The nerve of you to PM me telling me what I should posts! That is quite presumptuous on your part! I don't tell you who to post on and what the contents of that posts should be so leave me the fruck alone about mine; little girl! Now you're sounding like a man in love- correction, a biatch in love! Damn, that is some dysfunctional shet pete! Maybe you are doing the drugs with her! Is that why this upsets you? Are you a user!

Tried to be a friend to her! I know you have issues now! They don't want your friendship, they want your money so they can go buy drugs! You see, you have got it twisted little ballerina! If someone wants to end their life because of what is posted on here, perhaps they should stop reading the posts or clean up their drug act! What people say on here about girls using drugs is no different than what is said of her. Don't make her out to be the victim or the special one here! Man! You really do have it bad don't you! Can't you go find a normal gal! Please don't marry a woman who is hooked on this shet; you will live to regret it!

STOP acting like you care about her anyway. If you cared that much about her, you would not contribute to her demise! Yes, contributing money to a known heroin user is contributing to her demise; yet, you love her so much right! Hypocrite! You don't care for her, you're helping her get closer and closer to her death. READ the literature on heroin users! They are usually dead within 5 years, I believe! Stop helping her kill herself! If I wanted to hurt her, as you say, I have a video of her doing heroin and I never made it public! Some nasty shet, BTW!

Not only will I run my mouth but I can back it up all day and every day and Sunday too and there is nothing you can do about that you spineless azz wimp! No one gives a damn about me? Really; well please be aware that these providers, likewise, don't give a damn about you either! Only about your money! Neither do these guys care about ya dumb azz either because no one knows and no one cares who you are! And for the record, frankly my dear heart, I don't give a damn about who likes me or not. You should have known that a long time ago-if you know me like you think you do!

Lastly, if ya come after me on this forum, I will blast you to pieces! I assure you, no punk here but we know who the punk is, don't we! Hilarious!

[QUOTE=JackStamina;2680542]Well, I can't speak for anyone but myself, but it's like post after post after post of you complaining that these women don't respect you or treat you how you feel you deserve is just getting old. I thought almost everyone here knew these women are usually not very well educated and or very polished. They are typically in a drug induced haze and or are socially inept, or mentally disturbed. If they weren't they'd be holding a 9-5 or have someone taking care of them. They are all addicts. Even the ones that aren't into drugs are addicts, they might be addicted to fancy purses and shoes, not working, or whatnot, but they all have a personality disorder of some kind.

Your posts just go on and on and on about OF COURSE SHE DID X and I DESERVE BETTER on and on. Jesus. I don't think anyone here things you are wrong or shouldn't be treated better, but the rants are just over the top given the hobby you chose to participate in. Most of your reviews could be summed up as - "this girl wasted my time, don't recommend" instead of the long rants full of details no one gives a shit about. I am not saying that it's ok, I am saying that you have unrealistic expectations if you want these types of people to treat you like you are more then a means to an end. That's the trade off you are making when you call them, so put on your fucking big boy pants, and deal with it, or gtfo.

That's just my 2 c. But to be clear, I don't really give a shit if you see these girls anymore or not.[/QUOTE]My expectations is that a provider provide the services advertised but mostly, don't have me driving all the way across town and pull the bullshet stunt of not answering your phone! This is not an unreasonable request is it! Like I said, if you have the ability to read, I do not ask anyone to bend over backwards but don't waste my time either! And I will tell you the same, if ya don't like the posts, ask me and I will show you how to use the 'ignore function!

[QUOTE=JackStamina;2680542]Well, I can't speak for anyone but myself, but it's like post after post after post of you complaining that these women don't respect you or treat you how you feel you deserve is just getting old. I thought almost everyone here knew these women are usually not very well educated and or very polished. They are typically in a drug induced haze and or are socially inept, or mentally disturbed. If they weren't they'd be holding a 9-5 or have someone taking care of them. They are all addicts. Even the ones that aren't into drugs are addicts, they might be addicted to fancy purses and shoes, not working, or whatnot, but they all have a personality disorder of some kind.

Your posts just go on and on and on about OF COURSE SHE DID X and I DESERVE BETTER on and on. Jesus. I don't think anyone here things you are wrong or shouldn't be treated better, but the rants are just over the top given the hobby you chose to participate in. Most of your reviews could be summed up as - "this girl wasted my time, don't recommend" instead of the long rants full of details no one gives a shit about. I am not saying that it's ok, I am saying that you have unrealistic expectations if you want these types of people to treat you like you are more then a means to an end. That's the trade off you are making when you call them, so put on your fucking big boy pants, and deal with it, or gtfo.

That's just my 2 c. But to be clear, I don't really give a shit if you see these girls anymore or not.[/QUOTE]I'm still trying to figure out what "hell to the naw" means, LOL.

Interesting approach to becoming a pimp.

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READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY.

If you are an independent escort and wish to work with me because things are slow, hoping for quick cash for bills, I'm likely NOT the person to apply to but if your in a bad situation and not under proper guidance and motivation and Tru to thi $ get at me ASAP.

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If your conversation or mentality begins with "what can you do for me". I'm defiantly NOT the person to apply to.

The most important and most illusive things in this business are: Honesty, loyalty and trust. We have all been lied to, cheated (on), and felt the pain behind it, so lets not waste each others time if you are not the type of Lady that fits all of the above items I listed.

Please don't apply READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY.

My ad may be long, specific and to the point, but I assure you that, if accepted, the treatment, knowledge, and level of quality treatment and body of work, you receive here will rival some of the best in the business, if you let the process work.

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Here we go again! YR, no disrespect, but as I said before, you go on and on about stuff most of us don't give a shit about. In this hobby, it is what it is. I agree that you bring this on yourself. One in a while you post something meaningful to the forum. But it's mostly blah blah blah that we don't want to spend time reading.

No harm no foul.

[QUOTE=JustACbtGuy;2680685]Interesting approach to becoming a pimp.

[URL]http://jacksonville.backpage.com/AdultJobs/loyal-dedicated-motivated-teamplayer/6024811[/URL]

I'm sure you have read tons of ads promising you everything under the sun. This is NOT one of them And I'm not a Agency but building a Empire!

The ideal person that is accepted here fits the following criteria:

SINGLE. Free of attachments. Aka Not married, boy or girlfriend, etc.

Etc free to TRAVEL OR RELOCATE WITHOUT ISSUES.

READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY.

SUBMISSIVE. Open minded, willing to listen and learn, honest and respectful with a desire to learn and be molded into reaching greater heights to create great wealth to live be $t among the re $t.

I want to be more than friend and better than your man! Every player in the game of life needs a coach / mentor before they can win the final Trophy! So I want to be the Coach, Captain Spiritual Advisor, Pilot Brother Lover in your life I want your trust not your lust I need All not Half not 99% but All.

READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY.

If you are an independent escort and wish to work with me because things are slow, hoping for quick cash for bills, I'm likely NOT the person to apply to but if your in a bad situation and not under proper guidance and motivation and Tru to thi $ get at me ASAP.

READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY: $.

If your conversation or mentality begins with "what can you do for me". I'm defiantly NOT the person to apply to.

The most important and most illusive things in this business are: Honesty, loyalty and trust. We have all been lied to, cheated (on), and felt the pain behind it, so lets not waste each others time if you are not the type of Lady that fits all of the above items I listed.

Please don't apply READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY.

My ad may be long, specific and to the point, but I assure you that, if accepted, the treatment, knowledge, and level of quality treatment and body of work, you receive here will rival some of the best in the business, if you let the process work.

So if your about this life fine and looking like bag $ of money.

And ready to start this great journey with me ASAP.

READ THIS BEFORE YOU APPLY.

Discreet Interviews begin today:

Submit 4-6 pics for review and confidential interview.

And a little Bio about yourselF.[/QUOTE]I think YoungRestless wrote this, it goes on and on and on. Just poking fun brother.

I do feel you on the quality, performance and BS with the providers. May I suggest a trip to the Dominican Republic or St. Maarten, you will definitely enjoy yourself just don't fall in love.

OS.