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Have two girls-let the officer have a choice-ALWAYS best to have options.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2088468]Some douchebag just told me he will have LE contact me. Should I have one of the girls I know standing by so they can give the cop a blowjob when he knocks on my door?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dh1610;2088708]Have two girls-let the officer have a choice-ALWAYS best to have options.[/QUOTE]I like where your head is at on this one.
I thought it was legal in Argentina. Unless he doesn't know you are out of the country LOL. What's he going to do, call the Argentina police on you? They probably see hookers too and since it's legal they'd probably laugh and hang up on him. So admin, what did you do to piss him or her off? Lmao.
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2088784]I thought it was legal in Argentina. Unless he doesn't know you are out of the country LOL. What's he going to do, call the Argentina police on you? They probably see hookers too and since it's legal they'd probably laugh and hang up on him. So admin, what did you do to piss him or her off? Lmao.[/QUOTE]Somebody put up a post that had his UserName in it. Not his real name, his UserName here. He started sending me hysterical emails saying that because somebody wrote RichmondGuy in a post his life was going to come to an end. I was nice at first, I told him unless a post violates our guidelines only the OP can request that it be edited.
This wasn't good enough, at last count he's mailed me 23 times about it.
I finally told him to fuck off.
He said that he had given LE my info and I should expect a visit.
I told him to make sure they pack for a long plane ride.
That got me to thinking about a pair of cops up there, making a long plane ride to come here and "talk" to me. (Yes, ridiculous I know) I thought it would be funny to have the BJ queen that works around the corner answer the door and blow them.
Cops: Just the facts ma'am.
Estrella: MMMmmffmmfmmff slurp!
A lot of guys think that because you guys talk about fictional events in the USA that somehow we are breaking the law. The courts have always held that the actions online happen at the server, (that's why they couldn't prosecute people for playing poker online, the game happens where the server is so they went after the banks funding the accounts instead) our servers aren't in the USA. This conversation between Deb and I is not happening in Boston, or Argentina for that matter, it's happening in Europe.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2088468]Some douchebag just told me he will have LE contact me. Should I have one of the girls I know standing by so they can give the cop a blowjob when he knocks on my door?[/QUOTE]That's funny. Is he a member here? Come on dude tell us more! What did you do to deserve such an ire? Told him that he is a douchebag?
To Admin: Can I pick a city and country where I'd like our conversation to take place? Hmm, Amsterdam please! I want to hire a ho but I want the admin to be involved in the hiring process Blonde or Brunette, I don't care. Long hair, tan or light skin, but they must have big boobs like me and also be real like mine. Age is not an issue, but performance is! And she better like women and taking turns eating pussy. I think my requirements are fair Admin joining in is optional, but I'd love to see you give her a good fucking and test out her BJ skills. If she's not good with the BJ I can teach her What a great convo it will be To everyone on the board, I'm in Ocean City Maryland and headed up to Long Branch NJ to stay at a hotel / spa on the beach. I love the beach I'll be home sometime on Monday. I hope you are all having nice weather in MA.
Xoxo.
[QUOTE=Nrlmus;2088813]That's funny. Is he a member here? Come on dude tell us more! What did you do to deserve such an ire? Told him that he is a douchebag?[/QUOTE]I always start conversations politely. I explained that nobody had used a real name, that he wasn't "exposed" and that unless there was a violation of the posting guidelines only the original poster could ask to have it changed.
Then he wrote me 10,000 times, asking over and over and over, then I called him a douchebag and told him to "fuck off you crazy fucking asswipe.".
Disclaimer. I tend to put my foot in my mouth (literally, because I'm soo darn flexible I'm very opinionated and if any of my posts ruffles anyone's feathers, including the admin pm me or post on here. I can take it. After I posted I realized I might have sexually objectified someone. I'm having so much fun, I may have broken one of the rules? My posts are all tongue and cheek to me. It's too much fun being one of the guys but an FYI if anyone's wondering. I was born and woman and I do have a pussy. So back on the road I go.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2089059]I always start conversations politely. I explained that nobody had used a real name, that he wasn't "exposed" and that unless there was a violation of the posting guidelines only the original poster could ask to have it changed.
Then he wrote me 10,000 times, asking over and over and over, then I called him a douchebag and told him to "fuck off you crazy fucking asswipe.".[/QUOTE]I'm roaring laughing here while reading this.
You know if he would've done the same thing to LE here in America (like writing or calling a police station over and over trying to prove something that has already been asked and answered), he would've more then likely not even ended up in jail but rather in the psychiatric hospital for those unable to understand charges that have been filed against them.
This is what my job is sometimes, no sweat off my balls. Most of these guys that end up insulting me would kill for my life.
At the end of the day that's all I care about.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2089091]Most of these guys that end up insulting me would kill for my life.
[/QUOTE]Bet all of them would.
Most deal with counseling techniques, mental illnesses and substance abuse, since this is the field I've been mostly working in. I also belong to various groups involving traveling, culture, art, literature, music, politics, animals... I was on facebook when I took a hiatus from escorting and spent more time on facebook. I wanted to spend some time time alone, not due to the clients, but due to bad experiences with escorts, one being an ex roommate. I still wanted to be connected with people, so I chose facebook as an outlet. I really like the various groups and articles. So anyway I spent a lot of time there and no time here. Now that I'm escorting again I'm here and not so much on facebook. Also I'm out and about doing things I love, such as traveling Today I decided to check into one of the women's groups I belong to. I thought the guys here would be interested in what women talk about men uncensored.
One of the ladies posted this: "If you sleep with a man on the third date-before there is an emotional connection for him, can she destroy her chances for a relationship? I think that it depends on what type of man a woman is interested in. If she's interested in someone more conservative and traditional I think she should wait. If she's interested in someone who's unconventional, open minded and free spirited she can give him the green light whenever. For me personally when I'm escorting I prefer to sleep with my clients right away. LOL. When I'm interested in him I like to wait. For an escort, being interested in a man romantically or sexually is usually very rare and also takes awhile to develop. If you're curious, we are hesitant to be involved with men for any other reason besides your money, because we don't want you to hurt us. Unfortunately many escorts have been abused by men, sexually or otherwise, so we tend to have hang ups regarding sex and men. Some have been bullied by boys as children (not sexually, but it still effects our feelings about ourselves and also our feelings towards men) We really have to work hard on self awareness and constantly remind ourselves that the bullying isn't a reflection of us, but the way the bullies feel about themselves. Also that not all men are bullies. So if you develop feelings for an escort be kind to us and tread lightly.
Anyway, one of the ladies posted this link [URL]http://www.evanmarckatz.com/blog/sex/why-women-should-make-men-wait-for-sex/[/URL] in response to the post.
I asked them if they have any questions they'd like to ask men, so if you want to answer go for it. If not no biggie.
1. "At what point does a man feel emotionally invested in a woman? Is it before or after sex?
2. What is the one trait that women commonly have that men hate?
If any of you have questions for women that aren't hobby related post them or pm me and I'll post your questions in the woman's group as well, although I did tell them I'm an escort when I first joined, I'm sure though that the majority of them are not escorts and not at all interested in the hobby, although they ought to be LOL.
If you want to answer any of their questions post here or pm me.
My next post will be advice from me on how a man can get laid without paying for it. .
[QUOTE=Deb4512;2089579]2. What is the one trait that women commonly have that men hate?[/QUOTE]Can't speak for anybody except myself but the one trait that a lot of women have that I loath is an unwillingness to accept responsibility for the consequences of their actions.
They don't want to hear you tell them something is a bad idea before they do it then when the thing goes to shit they EXPECT somebody else to clean up the mess. Worst example? Somebody I used to be close to has an on again off again relationship with this guy that seems to like hitting her. The last time she decided to get back together with him I told her "Honey how can you do this? You know what's going to happen." Her reply "I can't see how that's any of your fucking business.".
Three weeks later, when she called me at 3 am because he was bouncing her head off the walls again screaming for help, THEN it's my business. I hung up and called the cops. She hasn't spoken to me since. I run into this all the time. "I don't need any man telling me what to do." One week, three months, or whenever later "If you were a real man you would help me out.".
What a doozy LOL. You ought to remind her when she tells you it's none of your business that you aren't going to bail her out if things don't work out. I'll go out on a limb and say what I find annoying about men I've met and how to get laid for free.
1. Learn a musical instrument and join a band. If you can sing well that's another option. What guy in a band can't get laid? Seriously, women flock all over them. They generally have too many women! The guitar player is a personal favorite. There's something about a guy strumming and picking guitar cords that really turns me on. I'm wondering what it would be like having them strum on my clit.
2. If you aren't musically inclined, but still like music and can keep a beat, try DJing. Women love Dj's too.
3. Work in a strip club as a bouncer. Obvious, because you will meet lots of strippers, walk them to their car. If they're horny you can meet them after work.
4. Bartend anywhere, except those dive bars where men mostly hang out. Women who like to party are turned on by bartenders. It has something to do with the movie "Cocktails.".
5. Learn to paint, draw or do sculpture, pottery. Women love artists. Picasso had a lot of ladies chasing after him. Plus wasn't the scene where Patrick Swasey and Demi Moore at the pottery wheel sexy as hell in the movie "Ghost?
6. Become a writer or poet. Women will think you are in touch with your sensitive side and romanticize you. Attend a writers group or recite your poetry at a poetry slam.
7. Travel to Montreal. Better yet, move there. French Canadians are notoriously sexually open. Actually my friend Don complained that the French women treated him like a sex object. Even I was hit on by women in Montreal. They also have naked tv and sex work has recently become legal there, unless things have changed. Even if not legal yet, the cops have better fish to fry. Plus only incalls have been illegal in the past (they are called "Bawdy Houses" Outcalls are fine. I think that the escort is the only one who could be tecnically hassled by having an incall. Google prostitution laws in Quebec to be sure. There are tons of strip clubs and Montreal has been on top of the list for having the most beautiful women in the world. Hang out on St. Denis (that's where the french hang out) or St. Laurent (bilingual) Crescent (anglophones and lots of Americans) or St. Catherine Street (strip clubs and everyone hangs out there) You never know who you'll meet. I was taken aback by how friendly the people are when I first visited. The city is all about fun and decadence.
8. Listen to what women are saying. Women love when men listen to them and comment on their convos. No need to brag to impress her, just listen to her!
9. Be real and down to earth. Affection and expressing feelings (not excessively) but be manly enough to be protective of her. And don't kiss her ass. Stand up to her. You're the man after all.
10. Please, Please, Please don't call excessively, text, email..don't stalk her either! Give her some space. She's just living her life and isn't focused on you 24/7. She still likes you. Give us a break!
11. Don't be pushy with sex. Actually don't make a move on her at all. Wait for her to make the first move.
12. PDA. Hold her hand when you are walking down the street.
13. Don't be over controlling. Don't tell her what to wear, what to do, don't cut her meat for her! She's not a child!
14. Keep your promises, end of story.
15. When your undies have holes in them throw them away!
16. I know you guys in MA love sports and like to dress casual. Change it up. Buy some nice dress slacks or casual dockers. Put yourself together. Where some cologne once in awhile. Don't wear a red sox baseball cap on the first date or any date unless it's a baseball game.
17. Always pay for the first date. Actually pay for all the dates until you both are a couple. Or if you want to get laid, pay until you score. Be a gentlemen. Be sensitive in bed. Give her plenty of orgasms and be gentle please. Oh yeah, don't stick your fingers in our pussys. Work on the clit instead. Most women can't cum unless you massage her clit. Also use lots of lube. Women also it like when you use vibrators on their clits.
18. Control your tempers for gosh sakes. On this board wow. You guys can be an angry bunch. Women are generally naturally afraid of men anyway. Best not to approach a woman in a dark alley or parking garage at night.
19. Control your drinking. Drinking excessively doesn't make you charming. It turns a decent guy into a nightmare.
20. Whatever you do, don't send her penis pictures ever! It's not charming or sexy. It's insulting!
21. If you have a dog, take him or her for a walk wherever women hang out. It would help if your dog is really cute. Be sure your dog is groomed and and looks as cute as possible. If you don't own a dog, borrow someone's dog. Women will swarm around you telling you how cute your dog is.
22. Remember her birthday, valentines day, And buy her cards and gifts.
21. Don't expect a woman to wait on you hand and foot. You can cook and clean too. If you don't know how, learn. This isn't the 1950's anymore!
23 When you're in a relationship and you want to have sex with her, woo her a bit. Yes, every damn time. What I mean is don't take off your undies (oh yes, be certain they don't have holes in them! I can't emphasize this enough!) and lay there with your legs spread out and ask her to give you a BJ. You really have to work up to that point. Listen to her, buy her flowers if she likes that sort of thing, take her out to dinner, treat her special. Compliment her a lot! Women love compliments. Try not to fart. LOL. Seriously? If you have to fart loudly can't you do it in the bathroom instead?
24. Women are naturally bi curious or bisexual. Women are sexy and we think so too. Broach the subject with your partners cautiously and discretely. Tell them how hot it would make you if you saw her fooling around with another woman. Damn, my pussy's getting wet writing this. .
25. Don't get into the bad habit of letting her boss you around, nag you and tell you what to do. Although, if you do what I've suggested there will be a lot less nagging you'll have to put up with.
26. If she's totally unreasonable and angry (like my gf in Florida was. Ugg) tell her at the get go you won't tolerate her childish behavior. You have to stand up to her and have good boundaries. Don't let her intimidate you! Let her have a tantrum! And walk away after saying your piece. Don't get involved in an argument that isn't going anywhere. So what she's stressed, so are you! Don't let her take it out on you! If a woman refuses to behave responsibly and adult like, she's a spoiled, entitled princess who will never be happy or satisfied with anything or anyone. Dump her and don't marry her! You deserve to be with a really cool woman who loves you like you are. Watch out how she handles stress. If she freaks out when she breaks a nail and reacts like she's just been hit by lightening, run. You don't owe her any explanation, otherwise you'll be involved in more drama. Leave, dump her... And don't give her any second chances.
27. If she has substance abuse issues you can't change or rescue her. Don't date her. If you are her friend be supportive, but keep your distance. She has to hit rock bottom and want help to be a good friend or lover.
If I can think of anything else I'll let you know. Remember, be kind to her, but don't be a wuss.
If you are intellectual and have a good sense of humor use it. It's a guarantee if you can make a woman laugh a lot you will get laid! Wow, it's like an aphrodisiac!! .