Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HereForMore;7342761]Anyone seen her? Columbus number, but not verified on RM (not sure how legit that is) and her number brings up a few different results / names (Kelly, Mya.)

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/ohio/cleveland/bodyrubs/body-rubs/nulbfreaky-erotic-massage-38dd-independence-78661.html[/URL][/QUOTE]In my experience at least the verified ones aren't posting all over the place. You'll see many unverifieds posting in multiple cities at once. So I just stick to the verified ones. Have seen some nice ones that way.

Went to Meiao Foot spa in and Royalton. There are not a lot of businesses open in that strip mall, so it's pretty apparent when you are going to the spa. There was a dude hanging out in the parking lot and taking pictures of the place that had me on edge. He finally left. I went in and got an older, skinny lady with dyed reddish hair. She had nice jugs and small hips. She was the world's worst massage giver however. I paid for 60 minutes and she asked me if what pressure I wanted and I said "hard" and she proceeded to literally tickle my back and legs for 10 minutes. She kept going for the tease, which is fine, but I would have liked an actual massage too.

I couldn't take the lame massage anymore and just flipped over. She made me flip back and wipe the oil off of me. She asked what I wanted and I told her oral and she agreed to $. When I asked her to give access to the tits and kitty she said I didn't pay enough. So, 20 later, she agreed, but then hit me with that the kitty was off limit. She was on the rag.

She covered me with some sort of plastic wrap and did an ok job at CJB. That was the best part. Pretty sure there's more on the menu, but I wasn't interested.

A few other mongers came in while I was there and there and it was clear that there were two girls working there. They told them to come back, but they just sat in the parking lot (which again is easy to see who is going where) and creeped on everyone.

After 10 minutes of tickling and 5 minutes of CBJ, we had about 45 minutes to spare. She asked if I wanted head or feet and I said feet. She proceeded to glove up and give me a pretty terrible foot and leg massage for 30 minutes. Turns out that latex gloves do not feel that great in massage and her technique is lacking to say the least.

All in all, good CBJ, but everything else was pretty bad. I won't be back.

Planning on stopping there Friday around lunch time. Does anybody have names of girls who provide exceptional services. I'm hearing that this place is similar to AMPs in Youngstown area.

Thanks in advance: Fuzzy.

[QUOTE=Rafter17;7342937]I saw Lucy couple of weeks ago. It wasn't that great, but was better than I had today from Nana. I don't think I'm going back until they get some new girls.[/QUOTE]My experience with Lucy was all around ok, but not really repeat-worthy. Sounds like the consistency is all over the place here.

Looks like closed for good. Drove by today and sign has been replaced with for rent.

[QUOTE=Lancelot6969;7343023]In my experience at least the verified ones aren't posting all over the place. You'll see many unverifieds posting in multiple cities at once. So I just stick to the verified ones. Have seen some nice ones that way.[/QUOTE]Not the girl in the photos, bait and switch. Avoid.

[QUOTE=DownnDusty;7325710]Hey, you could always go to Cincinnati![/QUOTE]Definitely, worth going on the weekend for a trip.

Check the Cincinnati AMP thread, It's probably one of the best AMPs in the nation.

You just don't know what you are missing.

I even checked out the Toledo AMP, not good here.

[QUOTE=Fuzzyek;7343487]Planning on stopping there Friday around lunch time. Does anybody have names of girls who provide exceptional services. I'm hearing that this place is similar to AMPs in Youngstown area.

Thanks in advance: Fuzzy.[/QUOTE]Ask for Wendy.

Good evening brothers. I was visiting your fine city today and decided to partake of the local establishments. I stopped by Joy on Pearl. Drove past it once. Parking in back at the door I was met by "Noodle. " She's short, decent body for a woman in her late 40's, possibly 50's. Cute sailor girl suit. Hour at the door was $70. Everything was on the table as long as it was covered. Tried to hit me for $180 on top for CFS. Knocked it down to $140. Ok massage, ending was good.

Returned the next day and pulled Nana. Younger, 30's, late 30's. Beefier though, not as cute. Noodle was kind of sexy, Nana was maybe 4/10. Again paid for the hour. Ten minutes in, she did the flip, played with Richard and did the locomotion dance which I guess indicates FS. She used a translator on her phone, told me $200. No fucking way. Wanted $120 for CBJ, and $80 for the handshake. I declined all options. She told me to get dressed. Ten minutes? No, I asked for at least $50 back, since I paid for the hour. She told me to lie down again and started the worst leg massage. Wouldn't even look at me. She made me promise that I would tip her 20 for the massage. I said yes. She must have gotten bored and wanted me gone, so she agreed to 40 for the handy. Worst one ever. I spite finished. My balls are still sore. Wouldn't go back for her. Noodle, maybe. They know they're the only game at the moment, trying to extort the market. Cincy is better right now, but I'm in town for a while for a work thing. Is Warren still dead? Used to love Candy at Tiger. If there are any better AMP options close by, I'd appreciate a PM. Especially if they have table showers.

Good luck, and good hunting, gents.

[QUOTE=Kdoc13;7346913]Good evening brothers. I was visiting your fine city today and decided to partake of the local establishments. I stopped by Joy on Pearl. Drove past it once. Parking in back at the door I was met by "Noodle. " She's short, decent body for a woman in her late 40's, possibly 50's. Cute sailor girl suit. Hour at the door was $70. Everything was on the table as long as it was covered. Tried to hit me for $180 on top for CFS. Knocked it down to $140. Ok massage, ending was good.

Returned the next day and pulled Nana. Younger, 30's, late 30's. Beefier though, not as cute. Noodle was kind of sexy, Nana was maybe 4/10. Again paid for the hour. Ten minutes in, she did the flip, played with Richard and did the locomotion dance which I guess indicates FS. She used a translator on her phone, told me $200. No fucking way. Wanted $120 for CBJ, and $80 for the handshake. I declined all options. She told me to get dressed. Ten minutes? No, I asked for at least $50 back, since I paid for the hour. She told me to lie down again and started the worst leg massage. Wouldn't even look at me. She made me promise that I would tip her 20 for the massage. I said yes. She must have gotten bored and wanted me gone, so she agreed to 40 for the handy. Worst one ever. I spite finished. My balls are still sore. Wouldn't go back for her. Noodle, maybe. They know they're the only game at the moment, trying to extort the market. Cincy is better right now, but I'm in town for a while for a work thing. Is Warren still dead? Used to love Candy at Tiger. If there are any better AMP options close by, I'd appreciate a PM. Especially if they have table showers.

Good luck, and good hunting, gents.[/QUOTE]Man that is a bummer and sorry to hear that was your experience. It's weird because if find Nana to be fairly attractive and she's given me pretty great service so far. Even to the point where she came in after I dismissed another provider for being terrible. And she finished service to make sure I left satisfied but as it always is in that hobby. YMMV.

As for cost, yes, they all try for more and you just have to be willing to walk if it's more than you are willing / too far above market avg. Nana did pull that same $$ shit with me first time I saw her but I told her what was what for this area and that's all I bring with me (. 7 HF /1. 4 tip) and she accepted and the next two times I saw her there was no more haggling. As for the other girl. Noodle is not familiar to me. The last provider I saw there (the aforementioned terrible provider) was Lulu and she was, as stated, TERRIBLE. Rushed, wanted to much, pretended to not understand what I was asking / directing her to do after we had already agreed upon it during tipping. Finally I had enough of her BS told her to GTFO and get Nana. Nana was all smiles, apologized profusely for "the new girl" and made sure I left satisfied. Heard lots of Nana yelling at Lulu during moments when Nana left the room for supplies, etc.

Finally, there are no AMPs with a TS withing about a 2 hr drive from Cleveland. Closest one I can think of (worth visiting) is Sky in Toledo. There is Aroma in Sandusky but the rest of the visit would not be worth the TS.

[QUOTE=Rafter17;7342574]Anyone been there lately? Haven't seen any reports on her group in a long time. Is it worth going to see her?[/QUOTE]Actually tried to set something up last week. Ended up not working out.

We chatted over the phone to set up a time. I used a burner number which she called me out on but didn't end up caring "as long as I show up" which seemed kind of odd. I expected a bit more screening. I arrived, parked, and called her and she said she'd be there shortly and would call when she gets there. Told me to park on 127th. Immediately noticed a white Ford SUV out front with a spotlight and back seat barrier of some sort which sketched me out. I parked and waited. Got a text from her asking where I parked. Told her and asked why. Then nothing. Waited for a bit then I bailed. Neve heard anything else. Not sure if I dropped the ball but it all seemed super shady.

[QUOTE=DownnDusty;7339065]I feel there is so much talent on the west side that when I think about going somewhere, I think who do I not know? I like dandelion as well but in a couple minutes, you could always go to Green in Lakewood or down to Brook Park or further West to Grafton or Lorain. And those are just the easy ones you could go to State Road. If you read up and did a little searching you can go to Westlake, do your homework. I haven't even mentioned Medina.[/QUOTE]Green Spa in Lakewood is closed it's been closed for a while.

[QUOTE=Rummer12;7349354]Green Spa in Lakewood is closed it's been closed for a while.[/QUOTE]It's been open again for awhile now.

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Its just so simple here. Casey gives a great massage. Listens (thru an app) about where you need help. Is playful, teases the O if you want. No haggle. Just a handshake. 40/40 for half hour and go about your day relieved. As you to there more (they have a little pumch card they give) seems to open up for roaming OTC and with some nipple sucking. She even kissed my back on some playful shit and used her translator to tell me she liked massaging my 3 legs. I laughed at that.

[QUOTE=Rafter17;7349403]It's been open again for awhile now.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/cleveland/massage/asian/new-asian-lady380-255-3888best/451728391695[/URL][/QUOTE]Ya, think they reopened right back in the same location about a month after being closed. Then MSpa down the block moved and became "Dandelions Promise" at a different location after they were closed on the same day as Green.