Carly the lying 20 years old
So after ghosting me twice, Carly somehow talks me into making another trip to God forsaken Petersburg again. I get there and proceed to wait in the parking lot for 20 minutes while she feeds me on excuse after the other about why it's taking so long.
I'm in the shower.
I'm drying off.
I'm putting on my makeup.
I'm putting on a special outfit for you.
Ultimately she finally shows up wearing sweatpants and smelling like an Ashtray. I agree with the other guy and that she looks nothing like the pictures in her ads. Now a thinking man would have kicked her out of his car but I wasn't thinking all that clearly. Then she tells me that her roommate has 2 guys in the Room and that we're going to need to find a place to park. I f* Hate car dates. She says she has a completely secluded place and that it will be fine. Refer to my earlier comment about a thinking man.
We get to the spot and it really is very secluded so we do the deed and it was pretty nice and all of my earlier complaints muted into the background.
This is when should got real.
She wanted me to take her by her sister's place to pick up her birth control pills. Like a dumb a** I take her somewhere. It wasn't to her sisters please I promise. That was just another lie. Pimp is more likely.
When she gets back to the car some new guy runs up on us and sticks a gun in Carly's face demanding the money back that she ripped him off for the previous night!
Well Fortunately, Nobody got killed And I eventually dropped her off at a gas station. In the meantime she told me at least 3 more lies about this guy and how she had never seen him / offered him his money back because she'd opted out of doing him / he made up the whole thing because he's a meth head.
Bottom line here is I sincerely thank you guys should avoid this little girl like the plague. I know you won't and at least one dumb a** on this board will PM me asking for her digits. Please don't be offended if I don't reply.
This might have actually been enough for me to retire from the sport. Smdh.