You wrote a good review of Clara
Thanks for the details and advice.
Heading down to see Clara today and will share with my fellow mongers.
SgtSaveaHo.
[QUOTE=AvatarOfSoot65;5712793]Went to PT today. Wanted to give Nicole a visit but she was busy so I drew Clara. The mixed reviews on here made me a little hesitant.
She is deff one of the hottest girls I've seen around here. Skinny but very very shapely. Nice bigger round ass for an AMP. Nice rack that almost looked fake, but they aren't. FATTEST fucking kitty I've ever seen in my life. She got some LIPS on her, boy. Lots of tattoos also. Seriously, body of a porn star. Higher cutesy voice, which I enjoyed.
She asked for all the money up front. Been going to PT for a bit so I wasn't hesitant to pay. She quoted her tip at 1. 4. She then realized that she didn't even try to haggle and blurted out a couple slightly higher prices, all flustered. It was actually pretty cute.
Table shower was pretty decent. LOTS of attention to the good bits. Really enjoyed it.
AMP girls are good at playing that they don't understand you when you give a suggestion. They play the bad English card, so I don't usually give suggestions. Today I told her I liked being teased, and she got this worried look. Like she thought I was going to hand her a script for the rest of the time. I caught her reluctance and dropped it.
Back in the room. The massage was all but non existent. Like seriously it lasted probably 4 minutes. 4 half hearted minuets. This was disappointing, because that's a big part on why I go to AMP's. The M is pretty important there. Anyway.
After the 7 minuets in awkward heaven, she loses all pretenses and immediately starts taking care of the fruits while I'm on my chest. I LOVED it. She was great at that. Knows how to handle a Bo staff..[/QUOTE]
Palace swing and miss VIP 2 Oldsmar
I tried Palace last night and mamasan did the Seinfeld car rental reservation on me. You know how to take the reservation, but you don't know how to hold the reservation. LOL. Stopped by early evening without an appt, mama says busy night very busy. Fair enough, make an appt for about an hour later. Come back, rinse and repeat conversation. But I had a reservation! LOL. Mama offered the option to wait in a room and I politely declined, told her I would try another day. I haven't been back to Palace since covid and was looking forward to some K girl honey pot and pampering. Oh well.
Headed to VIP in Oldsmar hoping like hell Michelle was there instead of on vacation as reported. Nope. Met Julie. Middle age plain jane and a bit chubby aka dead fish muffin top DFMT. Kept her mask on the whole time for RCG and standing mish. LOL. Kudos to the monger that coined "dead fish muffin top", I am nominating it for an addition to the acronym list. DFMT Just say No! I should have left, but of course I stayed, because I was tired of wasting time. I gave Julie a solid "I should have gone to Pine Tree or waited at Palace" frustration pounding. Mediocre massage afterwards. Standard donation at VIP, which she looked at as if it was low, but accepted it with a shrug. Honey you're a DFMT, standard donation was hella generous! WTF. I'm crossing VIP Oldsmar off my list until some solid talent returns.
I had a good AMP run in December. Milk twice, a spa girl BOGO at Ocean Star, Nicole at PT, a visiting hottie at BT, and UTR Nikki. I guess I was due for a bad one. Cheers!