Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Barbarossa;6261757]I have been seeing Judy for years, and I saw her last week, and she did not seem her normal self. I got a better experience than what was written above, but she seemed very low energy and not into the session as much as she usually is. Maybe she is a little burned out with all the new attention. It is good you left a $40 tip. That is all she deserves for the poor service.[/QUOTE]Yeah. I am a regular with her too. And it seems impossible to set an appointment with her last week. She was super busy. And she said there were a lot of new customers seeing her.

And guys remember this is a massage forum not the escort forums. So you will not always be getting a BJ or FS with the ladies you see here. They can turn down any service because it is extra service. A lot of us that get great service from the ladies is because we are regulars with them. Some of them we had to build a rapport with them before we get any of the extras.

Poor Lupe.

Probably should feel bad for her husband I bet Lupe will make his life absolutely miserable for the rest of his days!

[QUOTE=Jayp80;6261780]Read the 1st review which includes a shout out to the board.

[URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/pacifico-spa-chicago[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PauFord;6261796]Poor Lupe.

Probably should feel bad for her husband I bet Lupe will make his life absolutely miserable for the rest of his days![/QUOTE]LOL nah I don't. If they like you there those girls are nasty in the best way.

[QUOTE=PauFord;6261796]Poor Lupe.

Probably should feel bad for her husband I bet Lupe will make his life absolutely miserable for the rest of his days![/QUOTE]Haha, funny post. Mrs Lupe said her husband "was" going there. His miserable life already started.

Sorry for a late post but dreamt at bhc early last week my first time at Bhc. Attempted making an appointment to try out kiki as recommended by Charlie but when I got there she was busy. Heard about bhc not promising appointments in the forum so I was not too surprised but was not disappointed. Was greeted by a hot spinner looked mid 20's had bolt on C's possibly D's and was wearing a very short yellow dress with her boobs basically falling out. What really gave it away was one her left boob had a indent. Said her name was Venus or at least that's what I understood. She had very bad English very thick accent made it hard to understand. I think she had a tattoo if I remember correctly right under her belly. Bad dry massage for about 10 minutes then she lightly slapped my butt to flip for the action. BBBJ was offered but unfortunately did not bring enough with me but damn was she good at sucking my balls almost made me finish with that alone. After the CBJ she rubbed her boobs up and down my chest and dick and she also sucked / licked my nipples which I enjoyed. After she hopped on top for cg she did not last long in cg said her back was hurting. But then continued with doggy and finished off in missionary. She did not allow sucking her nipples no daty no fiv. Was disappointed on not being able to suck her tits. Overall I'd give her a 7/10 could've been better but will definitely return to bhc since I want to try out Kiki and Lina when they come back. Total damage was $$.

[QUOTE=Ej600;6262358]Sorry for a late post but dreamt at bhc early last week my first time at Bhc. Attempted making an appointment to try out kiki as recommended by Charlie but when I got there she was busy. Heard about bhc not promising appointments in the forum so I was not too surprised but was not disappointed. Was greeted by a hot spinner looked mid 20's had bolt on C's possibly D's and was wearing a very short yellow dress with her boobs basically falling out. What really gave it away was one her left boob had a indent. Said her name was Venus or at least that's what I understood. She had very bad English very thick accent made it hard to understand. I think she had a tattoo if I remember correctly right under her belly. Bad dry massage for about 10 minutes then she lightly slapped my butt to flip for the action. BBBJ was offered but unfortunately did not bring enough with me but damn was she good at sucking my balls almost made me finish with that alone. After the CBJ she rubbed her boobs up and down my chest and dick and she also sucked / licked my nipples which I enjoyed. After she hopped on top for cg she did not last long in cg said her back was hurting. But then continued with doggy and finished off in missionary. She did not allow sucking her nipples no daty no fiv. Was disappointed on not being able to suck her tits. Overall I'd give her a 7/10 could've been better but will definitely return to bhc since I want to try out Kiki and Lina when they come back. Total damage was $$.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I was one of the one's that helped you set your expectation. They say they take appointments, but they don't. Also, if you are interested in returning the favor of helping set expectations to the board, I would have mentioned that she has fake boobs with scars underneath and a c-section scar.

Does this mean she is not in her mid 20's then?

[QUOTE=Desparado;6262799]Yeah, I was one of the one's that helped you set your expectation. They say they take appointments, but they don't. Also, if you are interested in returning the favor of helping set expectations to the board, I would have mentioned that she has fake boobs with scars underneath and a c-section scar.[/QUOTE]

Any good massage parlors with Latina providers? I had heard Belmont spa, but not sure if that's still the case? Any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=ArielDude28;6262300]Haha, funny post. Mrs Lupe said her husband "was" going there. His miserable life already started.[/QUOTE]They could make a betterlife by sharing the health center.

[QUOTE=Desparado;6262799]Yeah, I was one of the one's that helped you set your expectation. They say they take appointments, but they don't. Also, if you are interested in returning the favor of helping set expectations to the board, I would have mentioned that she has fake boobs with scars underneath and a c-section scar.[/QUOTE]Damn can't believe I missed that scar. I must've been too distracted by her tits. But yes her boobs are fake I think I did mention that in the original post. Still relatively new to this sorry for missing some details.

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;6262848]Does this mean she is not in her mid 20's then?[/QUOTE]Maybe she isn't. Possibly early 30's? I know Asians don't always show their age. I'm just guessing didn't end up asking so that was just based off my opinion.

I noticed a new place on Ashland named "Ashland Spa" had opened and didn't see any reviews here so thought I might contribute. Ashland Spa is located next door to E Rhythm, just north of North Avenue. I've been to E Rhythm a year or so ago, had a good time there, so I stopped in there first, and the woman working at E Rhythm had a a decent slim body but was too old for my tastes. Probably 50.

So I decided to check out their neighbor Ashland Spa. The spa itself is quite clean inside; looks and is new. Flowers on the massage table for some reason. Maybe they're trying to do what Princess Spa on Belmont does and do some massage for women too? Not sure.

I saw an OK looking 40 year old named Sarah; very average face, decent body. Not toned but not fat either. Maybe 5'5. No tattoos visible but she kept clothes on. Sorry if this seems like a poor description but I'd say she's average in every way. She was the only person working there Tuesday lunchtime.

Hourly rate on their sign is $75 but she offered me a new customer $10 discount off of that.

Massage. I can't help much here as I only go with a very light massage as my preference because of a bad experience awhile back.

Extras. L1 was only thing offered. She did allow some touching but just over the clothes, which she kept on the whole time despite my offering more tip. I got the "new to business" vibe rather than the "suspect LEO" vibe from her; I do not look like a typical LEO.

Best thing I can say is that she didn't rush or cut my time short. Tipped $60 and she thanked me. But I would not repeat. Anything I didn't include in this. Just ask. I'm new to writing reviews.

I also went to Natural Healers recently (and can confirm Nana is no longer there) and will write that up separately.

Has anyone seen Livia lately? She moved her location and has an ad up on Tryst.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/italianprincess[/URL]

She's had a few good reports here, but it is hit or miss on the other site. There was even talk of bait and switch there, which was never pointed out here as an issue. I am hoping to see her next week as I have some time to play and wander outside of my usual stomping grounds.

Thanks,

Jake.

I had noticed on rubmaps that there are a bevy of places located on Irving park. Any one have a favourite, or are they all about the same. At your leisure. Thanks.

[QUOTE=KdaKodiac;6264558]I had noticed on rubmaps that there are a bevy of places located on Irving park. Any one have a favourite, or are they all about the same. At your leisure. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Why don't you just go to a place that doesn't have any reviews TOFTT and share your experience. The best shops on RubMaps frequently have no or very few reviews because people won't share their spot. The places with tons of reviews are either 100% accurate or complete bullshit. It's fun to find a good spot. That's the best part of the hobby. Happy hunting!

[QUOTE=JakeGoodfella;6264539]Has anyone seen Livia lately? She moved her location and has an ad up on Tryst.

[URL]https://tryst.link/massage/italianprincess[/URL]

She's had a few good reports here, but it is hit or miss on the other site. There was even talk of bait and switch there, which was never pointed out here as an issue. I am hoping to see her next week as I have some time to play and wander outside of my usual stomping grounds.

Thanks,

Jake.[/QUOTE]She's out in the burbs and her pictures are nowhere near accurate. Add 50-70 lbs to her pics. If that's your thing go for it, not mine.

[QUOTE=ElJefe69;6264597]She's out in the burbs and her pictures are nowhere near accurate. Add 50-70 lbs to her pics. If that's your thing go for it, not mine.[/QUOTE]Thanks Jefe. I'll pass!

Would she be a good replacement for the late Mount Prospect Sylvia?

[QUOTE=JasonWi;6264480]I noticed a new place on Ashland named "Ashland Spa" [/QUOTE]I popped my head in here too. Eva from Why Spa is now working at East Rhythm. I went in here by mistake for my appointment with Eva. Place looked really clean. Girl looked like a nice girl. Maybe worth trying sometime. But Eva is one of my favorites.

[QUOTE=AppleTree84;6260661]Somewhere in the middle I wouldn't quite call her fat. She was cute, big breast, and I asked for L2 and she ended up and giving me FS.[/QUOTE]I usually see Claudia here. She is not what you would call attractive, but not terribly un-attractive. I like her and she gets the job done.

Saw Linda at Natural Healers earlier this week. As others mentioned, Nana is gone. Linda looked good. Mid-30's, probably 34 C or 34 D, maybe 5'5 130. Some belly and leg fat but I'd call her more "fleshy" than fat. I'd say she looks a little worse than what I've seen at BHC and a little better (younger) than what I've seen at Ozone.

She showed me to a room and, fearing there might be an ugly one hiding somewhere, I confirmed with her that it would be her that would give massage. Actually I first asked if Nana was available and Linda said "No. But I'm her sister" - not sure if I believe her. One odd thing about this place. Security tv monitor in the room, so you can see the hallway and the entrance from the room, and it didn't seem like there was anyone else working there, late morning on a weekday.

I also overheard her arguing with the customer in the room next to mine, but couldn't make out details but did see her leave his room a couple times and then return.

She returned to my room, I attempted to curry favor by saying "That man sounded not nice!" . Within seconds of beginning the massage, asked whether I wanted "everything" and showed me the twins. I got the vibe from her that she'd be a bit rushed, so I offered L2 for $100 rather than getting a rushed FS. She accepted the $100 offer after some haggling (She asked for $140 for L2; I said No and I then offered $60 for L1. She then agreed to $100 for L2 rather than the $60 for L1). She wanted money ahead of time (perhaps the other guy shorted her?) and I agreed.

Whole thing felt rushed. Technique wasn't great, as she used her hand too much to stroke rather than only using her mouth (do we call that L1. 5? and didn't slow down or adjust after I asked. Just wanted me in and out. Afterwards, she complained that her mouth (jaw) was sore "And I'm the only one here!" she said.

So if you're looking for a hot girl at a reasonable price, can last longer than I, and you don't mind a bit of a rush, then maybe Linda with L3 would be a good pick for you. Better option might be to wait to see who else shows to work there in the coming weeks.

[QUOTE=ElJefe69;6264597]She's out in the burbs and her pictures are nowhere near accurate. Add 50-70 lbs to her pics. If that's your thing go for it, not mine.[/QUOTE]It seems like more and more providers are charging by the pound rather than by the service. The real inflation is in the waistbands.

[QUOTE=JasonWi;6265582]Saw Linda at Natural Healers earlier this week. As others mentioned, Nana is gone. Linda looked good. Mid-30's, probably 34 C or 34 D, maybe 5'5 130. Some belly and leg fat but I'd call her more "fleshy" than fat. I'd say she looks a little worse than what I've seen at BHC and a little better (younger) than what I've seen at Ozone.

She showed me to a room and, fearing there might be an ugly one hiding somewhere, I confirmed with her that it would be her that would give massage. Actually I first asked if Nana was available and Linda said "No. But I'm her sister" - not sure if I believe her. One odd thing about this place. Security tv monitor in the room, so you can see the hallway and the entrance from the room, and it didn't seem like there was anyone else working there, late morning on a weekday.

I also overheard her arguing with the customer in the room next to mine, but couldn't make out details but did see her leave his room a couple times and then return.

She returned to my room, I attempted to curry favor by saying "That man sounded not nice!" . Within seconds of beginning the massage, asked whether I wanted "everything" and showed me the twins. I got the vibe from her that she'd be a bit rushed, so I offered L2 for $100 rather than getting a rushed FS. She accepted the $100 offer after some haggling (She asked for $140 for L2; I said No and I then offered $60 for L1. She then agreed to $100 for L2 rather than the $60 for L1). She wanted money ahead of time (perhaps the other guy shorted her?) and I agreed.

Whole thing felt rushed. Technique wasn't great, as she used her hand too much to stroke rather than only using her mouth (do we call that L1. 5? and didn't slow down or adjust after I asked. Just wanted me in and out. Afterwards, she complained that her mouth (jaw) was sore "And I'm the only one here!" she said.

So if you're looking for a hot girl at a reasonable price, can last longer than I, and you don't mind a bit of a rush, then maybe Linda with L3 would be a good pick for you. Better option might be to wait to see who else shows to work there in the coming weeks.[/QUOTE]If it's a new girl or I'm worried she's going to rush me, I usually don't ask for upgrades until the first half hour when she's done the massage. Otherwise she'll try immediately to get me to cum and then out the door.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6265929]If it's a new girl or I'm worried she's going to rush me, I usually don't ask for upgrades until the first half hour when she's done the massage. Otherwise she'll try immediately to get me to cum and then out the door.[/QUOTE]Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS. Glad I'm not the only one who had this experience, for better or worse. I still enjoy a nice massage before even discussing extras. Idk if I'm going to go back even tho I live every close.

[QUOTE=Vern2020;6264866]I usually see Claudia here. She is not what you would call attractive, but not terribly un-attractive. I like her and she gets the job done.[/QUOTE]I was confused but I see there's multiple Claudias working in Chicago. The Claudia at CLM is fit and attractive, looks like her pics but maybe add 3-4 lbs since as we all know pics and angles can be deceiving still. I just saw her yesterday, haven't had any issues getting L3. What other Claudias are there that people are discussing that work at different places?

Also, I agree with the below, I am more the type to enjoy a nice massage with teasing and then progress to L1-3, seems like a lot of other fellow mongers enjoy jumping into the action rather haha.

[QUOTE=DanTheMan1010;6265934]Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS. Glad I'm not the only one who had this experience, for better or worse. I still enjoy a nice massage before even discussing extras. Idk if I'm going to go back even tho I live every close.[/QUOTE]As I stated earlier, it's under new ownership. The new owner needs to work through the girls that the previous owner had already scheduled first. There will be hotter girls coming soon. Give it a bit more time. It won't surprise me if FOB Anne gets assigned here for a rotation when she is back in Chicago in April as she is scheduled for the whole month of April.

Guys who want massage like you are not their targeted audience. Guys who want FS with younger girls will always outnumber guys like you. The new owner's strategy is to recruit younger and hotter girls and have them work here a whole month between the 3 locations. Girls like this arrangement as they don't have to keep flying between cities. Younger and hotter girls are not really interested in giving massage.

Basically, your choice is between a good massage followed by FS with older girls somewhere else or FS with hotter younger girls with minimal massage.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6265963]The new owner's strategy is to recruit younger and hotter girls and have them work here a whole month between the 3 locations. Girls like this arrangement as they don't have to keep flying between cities. Younger and hotter girls are not really interested in giving massage.

Basically, your choice is between a good massage followed by FS with older girls somewhere else or FS with hotter younger girls with minimal massage.[/QUOTE]You have good knowledge! 3 locations. I wondered what the third was. I've never been to 819 but saw that reference; what's the third that's under that management? - BHC? Ozone?

[QUOTE=JasonWi;6266368]You have good knowledge! 3 locations. I wondered what the third was. I've never been to 819 but saw that reference; what's the third that's under that management? - BHC? Ozone?[/QUOTE]Nice try, uncle.

Can anyone give me a definitive report on the RubMD ads from Noble Square?

Specifically the ads with 224 area codes that end in 1852 and 1918?

The ads are TGTBT, but I'm wondering what the protocol is. The ads say no FS, but is that really the case? Are the girls hot, or is it a total scam? Is it the same outfit that runs LL Chicago?

I'm down with L1 from a hot Euro in a safe, clean environment. I'm also up for more depending on many things.

All the research I've done on the board is from the RR site that is now down and / or the intel very dated. Thanks in advance, PM is fine.

Moving from Michigan to the Naperville area in the next few weeks and I'm looking to get rubbed down and have my ass licked by a provider with a nice rack. Any recommendations?

Here in Michigan Grand Rapids and Jackson are usually where I find this kind of action. Not necessarily looking for FS either. If you want to know where to go to in Michigan PM me and I'd appreciate any info for the Chicago area. Thanks!

[QUOTE=DanTheMan1010;6265934]Man. This place has really turned into immediate FS.[/QUOTE]I think that that's an outstanding development, but parking can be a little painful over there with whatever those utility workers are doing right outside the door on Christmas Eve. A girl popping her tits out right off the bat (and Nana was also aggressive) might be a way to sweep the John off his feet and sucker him into overpaying, but I appreciate the gesture.

[QUOTE=JoshBallardBby;6260597]Fellow mongers I keep seeing reviews about X and was wondering is that SXL? Or is it a different AMP, is it on rubmaps?[/QUOTE]Try checking the Mt. Prospect forum.

[QUOTE=IPrivate008;6238911]RL so far been the only ones that always use real pictures, sometimes they are all edited but the girls they show that's what you get. They've been getting some really hot Hispanic and Russian girls lately. They do say GFE, it might not be full GFE with deep deep kissing but they are like porn stars. They know how to fk.[/QUOTE]Random question. But is RL flat rate? Or are significant tips expected? They actually added me on instagram after I added BHC on archer.

Went there thinking the place wouldn't be busy. . . Boy was I wrong. I guess alot of people had the same idea. I waited in the penalty box for a couple of minutes before a girl was ready. Drew Linda who is decently attractive. She seemed frazzled so I skipped the chit chat, handed her a condom and proceeded to sport fuck her. Linda's pussy was the same color has her nipples. . . Purple. She geniunly seemed to be struggling taking my deep strokes so I wrapped things up in a timely manner. 130 all in for 30 min.

[QUOTE=PartyMonster01;6269000]Went there thinking the place wouldn't be busy. . . Boy was I wrong. I guess alot of people had the same idea. I waited in the penalty box for a couple of minutes before a girl was ready. Drew Linda who is decently attractive. She seemed frazzled so I skipped the chit chat, handed her a condom and proceeded to sport fuck her. Linda's pussy was the same color has her nipples. . . Purple. She geniunly seemed to be struggling taking my deep strokes so I wrapped things up in a timely manner. 130 all in for 30 min.[/QUOTE]Would you mind messaging me for the location of PD? I want to check it out.

[QUOTE=Coopertars;5919197]Saw Joanna today, great experience! Did the 1 hour and I specifically asked for the TS so she happily obliged and got everything nice and clean with lots of teasing. Good massage for a bit and then when she told me to flip she was already undressed and ready. Got some b2 b and licking and then she got down to business. Went at it for a couple of positions, got back to CG and when I told her I was about to go she rode even harder.

I would say it was a success, wasn't rushed and got most of the hour, I suppose it's my fault for not getting the entirety of the time though. I think with the people who are saying their experience is rushed I suppose it's a YMMV thing depending on when you go and the chemistry between the two of you.[/QUOTE]PSA, she is back, working at 819 now. The girl that went by Joanna is under the new name of Sasa. Not really sure why she wanted to be under a different name when she has multiple positive reviews under her old name from her prior visit. Maybe that is why she asked me to post a PSA for her. Beside this review, she has a couple more positive reviews (post 26857 and 26888) by senior members. On purpose, I did not quote my own review. But if you want to read my review, it's post 26858.

She was here back in May, so it has been 7 months since I saw her. It seems like she has lost some weights and looks really good now. Her great tits did not suffer from the weght loss for those of you who saw and remembered her lol. Since this is a PSA, I won't say much more as multiple reviews from all senior members should suffice. For those of you who don't go to apartment, Sasa is a good alternative for you.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6269214]PSA, she is back, working at 819 now. The girl that went by Joanna is under the new name of Sasa. Not really sure why she wanted to be under a different name when she has multiple positive reviews under her old name from her prior visit. Maybe that is why she asked me to post a PSA for her. Beside this review, she has a couple more positive reviews (post 26857 and 26888) by senior members. On purpose, I did not quote my own review. But if you want to read my review, it's post 26858.

She was here back in May, so it has been 7 months since I saw her. It seems like she has lost some weights and looks really good now. Her great tits did not suffer from the weght loss for those of you who saw and remembered her lol. Since this is a PSA, I won't say much more as multiple reviews from all senior members should suffice. For those of you who don't go to apartment, Sasa is a good alternative for you.[/QUOTE]Is this the same Joanna you told us about that was at bhc?

[QUOTE=BA4114;6267960]Can anyone give me a definitive report on the RubMD ads from Noble Square?

Specifically the ads with 224 area codes that end in 1852 and 1918?

The ads are TGTBT, but I'm wondering what the protocol is. The ads say no FS, but is that really the case? Are the girls hot, or is it a total scam? Is it the same outfit that runs LL Chicago?

I'm down with L1 from a hot Euro in a safe, clean environment. I'm also up for more depending on many things.

All the research I've done on the board is from the RR site that is now down and / or the intel very dated. Thanks in advance, PM is fine.[/QUOTE]The pics in the ads are usually fake. However, they will text you pics if you ask for them. They're not always accurate however. I have been to that NS location twice and both times the girls were hot. The first time, only L1 was available. The second time, with one of the hottest girls I've seen in this type of setting, more was available for various (expensive) upcharges. This location is part of a larger group which uses about 5 to 7 locations across Chicagoland. There is a wide variance in talent but usually the girls are young and attractive. Services are highly YMMV which is why I like going.

[QUOTE=IPrivate008;6269508]Is this the same Joanna you told us about that was at bhc?[/QUOTE]Yes, Sasa at 819 now is the Joanna at BHC back in May. I didn't quote my own review because I wanted to emphasize that she is real and has fans.

She read my post and texted me this morning to let me know she lost 10 lbs lol. Like I said, she looks much better now imo.

Hey all, in your wonderful city and kinda overwhelmed by the options. I usually rely on another site (RR) to clue me in but I think there may be a ton of fake reviews there. I'm looking for the closest approximation to Milk Massage down in Orlando if there is one here. If you haven't been down there and you're a fan of AMPs. Its well worth the trip. Pms are cool if you want to go that route. Thanks ahead of time and ill report back here when I try these places out.