Streetwalker Reports

Northside by a certain adult theater. Got blue balls from the theater from a dancer who nearly had me pop off!! To bad my client ran out of cash or I would have blown a hole through the stage! I had to unzip my fly and let my dick out it hurt so bad!! Saw a WSW and pulled over to side street. She walked over as I jerked off. She froze as I exploded on the windshield!! I popped her a Jackson and told her to lick me clean! She lunged her head through the window and took me down nine inches deep!!

Holy shit! I would have loved to have this girl the whole route!! Anyone seen her? She mid 20's, shoulder length blonde hair, 5'6", 130#s 36 C's and cute!!

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5018603]Northside by a certain adult theater. Got blue balls from the theater from a dancer who nearly had me pop off!! To bad my client ran out of cash or I would have blown a hole through the stage! I had to unzip my fly and let my dick out it hurt so bad!! Saw a WSW and pulled over to side street. She walked over as I jerked off. She froze as I exploded on the windshield!! I popped her a Jackson and told her to lick me clean! She lunged her head through the window and took me down nine inches deep!!

Holy shit! I would have loved to have this girl the whole route!! Anyone seen her? She mid 20's, shoulder length blonde hair, 5'6", 130#s 36 C's and cute!![/QUOTE]Damn what a story.

[QUOTE=Fdottt;5019923]Damn what a story.[/QUOTE]Thank you. Thank you very much!!

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Holy shit! I would have loved to have this girl the whole route!! Anyone seen her? She mid 20's, shoulder length blonde hair, 5'6", 130#s 36 C's and cute!![/QUOTE]That's too damn funny, thanks for the laughs. The blonde sounds like Maggie, heavy Polish accent?

"I haven't seen JB. She patrols off Belmont on Filmore street (think that's the side street name). ".

Must be thinking of Fletcher? I messaged her the other night, no response.

[QUOTE=HellCat2018;5020561]That's too damn funny, thanks for the laughs. The blonde sounds like Maggie, heavy Polish accent?[/QUOTE]Says she hangs around Waukegan. Wish I grabbed her digits!!

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5022105]Says she hangs around Waukegan. Wish I grabbed her digits!![/QUOTE]Lmao damn I'm in that area kinda often now too smh I got to find her.

My name is Humpty. I'll be in Chicago in a few hours. What areas are best for SW action? I am especially interested in Hispanic ladies. In cities throughout the Midwest and in Texas, I pay 30 bucks for BBFS with creampie with attractive women under 30. I pay as much as 40 bucks for women who look like Taylor swift. So which areas are best for quality bareback sex with a woman half my age? Also, do any of these areas have bathrooms? I often have to drop deuces in alleys or parking lots because I can't find bathrooms in bad neighbourhoods that I'm not familiar with. Please check my posts in Ohio, I am happy to give you guys info if you're traveling there.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5022105]Says she hangs around Waukegan. Wish I grabbed her digits!![/QUOTE]Anyone know if that's Jessica from Waukegan? I have not seen her around Waukegan in a while.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;5022909]My name is Humpty. I'll be in Chicago in a few hours. What areas are best for SW action? I am especially interested in Hispanic ladies. In cities throughout the Midwest and in Texas, I pay 30 bucks for BBFS with creampie with attractive women under 30. I pay as much as 40 bucks for women who look like Taylor swift. So which areas are best for quality bareback sex with a woman half my age? Also, do any of these areas have bathrooms? I often have to drop deuces in alleys or parking lots because I can't find bathrooms in bad neighbourhoods that I'm not familiar with. Please check my posts in Ohio, I am happy to give you guys info if you're traveling there.[/QUOTE]For thirty you may get a flash!.

Back in Chi-town. Out of the hobby for some time.

Someone was driving down Devon just West of Ridge about 2 am Friday night / Sat morning, near the Paki joint Ghareb Nawaz. Spotted an attractive blonde medium height & healthy thin. Wore black spandex with open side lace that showed some leg. She was doing the slow walk. Way too attractive for that area, seemed too good to be true. They circled the block, girl looked up & smirked but didn't come off too enthusiastic. He pulled next to her, opened the passenger window. She approached. Asked her if she wanted a ride. She said she's working, doesn't need a ride. She wanted to talk business through the window. Dude refused. She pointed to a side street and told him, to meet her there.

He drove off.

He was very tempted to take a bad risk. Streets are so dead on the north side.

If anyone's had her, love to know details. She's high quality for that part of town. Maybe she was having a slow night w / online business & stepped out?

All my old haunts are dead. What a drag.

Drove around Cicero, 47th, Cermak and some other streets between 1 am and 4 am. In those entire 3 hours, I saw one HTV with dyed red hair, and some HSW with mohawk named Eva or Yba who was too old. Maybe she was a HTV too? Both need 47th and California.

I will never cruise the streets of this city again. It baffles how a city with high population and high crime rate can have empty streets. Other such places include Dallas, Houston and Miami.

[QUOTE=HanginBalls;5018603]Northside by a certain adult theater. Got blue balls from the theater from a dancer who nearly had me pop off!! To bad my client ran out of cash or I would have blown a hole through the stage! I had to unzip my fly and let my dick out it hurt so bad!! Saw a WSW and pulled over to side street. She walked over as I jerked off. She froze as I exploded on the windshield!! I popped her a Jackson and told her to lick me clean! She lunged her head through the window and took me down nine inches deep!!

Holy shit! I would have loved to have this girl the whole route!! Anyone seen her? She mid 20's, shoulder length blonde hair, 5'6", 130#s 36 C's and cute!![/QUOTE]Only in the windy city.

[QUOTE=BitterRoot56;5018398]Many years ago I picked up a WSW and after the act, I heard a loud thump on the floor of my car. She told me it was her .38 gun that had fallen out of her pocket. Really freaked me out but good. She told me she had it because of recent trouble on the strip with a customer that had beaten up a provider. She was determined not to be next she told me.[/QUOTE]Fell out of her pocket?

She needs a holster for Christmas. They make them for pockets or ankle biters, too. Falling out is not the way to avoid an accidental discharge.

It occurs to me that if she is clumsy with her gun, the bad guy could take it from her before she could aim and shoot straight.

[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;5023708]Drove around Cicero, 47th, Cermak and some other streets between 1 am and 4 am. In those entire 3 hours, I saw one HTV with dyed red hair, and some HSW with mohawk named Eva or Yba who was too old. Maybe she was a HTV too? Both need 47th and California.

I will never cruise the streets of this city again. It baffles how a city with high population and high crime rate can have empty streets. Other such places include Dallas, Houston and Miami.[/QUOTE]It's sad, LEO is more interested in getting the ladies off the street than stopping the violence that makes national headlines on a weekly basis. 50+ shot every weekend in Chicago, but at least the sws are gone.