Universal Hot Crazy Matrix
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If you had a cock, Olive Oyl (RogerOver)
[QUOTE=RogerOver;4031973]Clearly, this broken down old hooker wants my cock.[/QUOTE]Don't think so -- dream on! She is bisexual, and she is definitely after your juicy vagina, Olive Oyl.
BTW, [B]how's your vagina doing, sweetheart?[/B] I bet you have a cute little vagina. Do you shave your vagina nice and smooth, or does your vagina have a scraggly old kinky beard? [B]I heard your vagina smells.[/B] [B][red]You should really go take a Roger; I mean a Douche![/red][/B].
The Honorable Judge Olive Oyl (RogerOver)
[QUOTE=RogerOver;4032048]Sadly, my dick isn't a good judge of narcissism.[/QUOTE]Sadly, dickheads like you aren't a good judge of anything!
Not every FLOWER can say love, but a ROSE can. Not every PLANT can survive thirst, but a CACTUS can. Not every IDIOT can read, but look at YOU go, you sad, sad little girl!
Today I am taking this moment to send this encouraging message to my ASSWIPE friend, RogerOver. I don't care if you lick windows, or screw farm animals. You hang in there CUPCAKE, because you're fucking SPECIAL to me, and you're my very own sad, sad little PUSSY. Look at you smiling at your phone, you [B][red][highlight]CRAYON-EATING MOTHERFUCKER[/highlight][/red][/B]!
Joke's on YOU, girl (RogerOver)
[QUOTE=RogerOver;4031792]Check out the explicit photos. That hottie sure knows her way around a hard cock.[/QUOTE]Well, that leaves [U]YOU[/U] out, Ms. Vagina!
It's obvious to everyone who reads your pathetic posts that [B]your parents sure suffered from the worst sexually-transmitted disease (STD) of all[/B] -- [B][i][red]CHILDREN[/red][/i][/B]!
[B]You're a JOKE[/B] -- and not a very good one -- but speaking of jokes, here's a few just for you, Sweetheart!
1. As a gay man, what does RogerOver do before jerking off? -- He shits in his hand.
2. RogerOver's friends say he's gay because he doesn't like football. -- RogerOver says: [I]they're idiots, I'm gay because I like me some dick[/I].
3. RogerOver was married until he sent the wrong text message to his wife. -- He had a hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.
4. I asked RogerOver what is worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriend's ass? -- RogerOver said: [I]sucking out 13 of them, and then realizing I only put in a dozen[/I].
5. RogerOver was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.
6. I asked RogerOver's boyfriend what the difference is between RogerOver and a mosquito? -- His boyfriend said: [I]the mosquito stops sucking when you slap it[/I].
7. RogerOver and his boyfriend fell off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? -- Who gives a fuck!
8. I asked RogerOver's boyfriend what is the difference between RogerOver and a hurricane? -- He said: [I]you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat[/I].
9. I asked RogerOver how many dicks he has to suck to get a lightbulb changed? -- He said: [I]well more then 8 because my basement is still dark[/I].
10. I asked RogerOver's boyfriend what is the best part of getting a blowjob from RogerOver? -- He said: [I]the 15 minutes of silence[/I].
Not sure the point of all this, but
There is nothing worse than a 55 year old woman wearing clothes meant for a 17 yr old.
1982 called. They want their hair back.
[QUOTE=PurrFecttSwags;4032089]You have the sad ignorance and mentality of an ant that thinks because one chooses a better life then sucking douchebags cocks they are washed up. I'm a 46 year old mother of 4 that loves A mans cock all up in my ass and down my throat. I just choose to have bad ass sex because I love the person and not because I'm getting paid. Go eat your bag of dicks, party city has you on a standing order.
Swags.[/QUOTE]