Thanks for the tip about Tiwa
I had this reference from Nina too. Was about to drop a few hundred on my next payday. Money saved! 😂. I owe you a bottle of something.
[QUOTE=GripNSip;4947478]If anyone reads my reports, they'll know I've stuck my dick in some weird places. I've nailed Beluga whales, skeletors, and even an asian who had only one boob. But today I got to add Frankenstein's monster to the list.
So way back in April I went to a Thai crapshoot in Reston and met with Nina. Nina was a hot 20/30 something spinner Thai from Cali and almost 6 months later my dreams haven't come close. So flash forward to yesterday I get a text from the same number telling me her friend Tiwa is in town and get a new number and here I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome adventure. If Nina is hot then her friend has to be hot too if not hotter. So already the juices are flowing. I set up an appointment and bonus the location is in Tyson's so it's a lot closer to me then the painful trek to Reston.
The apartment complex is nice. Super luxury but parking was a bit of a *****. The odd thing is the room is located right in the leasing office which I thought was very odd but. I took the risk and ventured on.
Well color me bamboozled because luxury did not await for me at the door.
As I get to the door I'm greeted by Tiwa. Friend of ninas? More like ninas grandmother. A sane man would have turned and ran. But I throw sanity out the window years ago, so it's game on. This chick is wearing so much plastic and make up on her face, she looks like a chucky doll. I pay the $$ donation like an even bigger clown than the one directly across from me and we undress and get to business. Now I know getting drunk can impair your vision. But I must have been drunk off adrenaline because as this chicks blowing me I realize she's wearing a wig, full blown horse hair and everything. She tells me her barber cut her hair too short and customers like it long. I'm more of an au natural guy. I'll take a chubby provider with a plane Jane face and uneven boobs over a plastic anyday. Speaking of plastic surgery, she has augmented tits but from a combination of old age and stiffing the Thai surgeon on the tip. She has leathery stiff boobs, hard as a rock on the right and the left was like squeezing a stress ball. She had a massive gash on her tits from the scarring of surgery. She looked like they just took used parts of expired Thai providers and made themselves a Frankenstein monster for one last swindle. And I was the victim. But that's ok. I fucked the absolute shit out her anyway.
But this is definitely not a repeat. You can PM me for her number if youre a total creep like me[/QUOTE]
Giselle and Natalia back at Elite
I had a dream with Natalia a few weeks ago when she was here last and it was a great one. DFK, DATY, DATO, BBJ with multiple positions. I am debating on whether seeing her again or trying Giselle this time which was also here when Natalia was here last. I remember someone reviewing Giselle a few weeks ago but don't feel like going through dozens of pages of forums. If anyone has dreamed of Giselle DM me and I will exchange info about Natalia as well. I did realize that the prices have gone up, when I saw Natalia a few weeks ago it was $$$ . 20 and now it's at $$$ . 50. Looks like that is going to be the new standard at Elite unfortunately.